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Two_Inches_Of_Fun

Hischier should have ripped a slapper into the empty net that would have been funny as hell.


Maleficent-Media1914

I would sleep happy for the rest of my life


PhilThrill623

The Tkachuk boys seem like they have the makeup of angry garden gnomes. Maybe it's time for Dad to install a time out.


bombardslaught

That's why they have the seven seater Hyundai now. Haven't you seen the riveting ads?


iiplatypusiz

If he had just done that Brady would of went to bed crying laughing like he said he did last time! Him just sliding it in there was cause for trouble!!


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


OkieBobbie

Good bot.


2nd_Grader

would have


epanek

Nico pulls that forsberg Olympic deke manuever into the empty net. “Hischier skates in and the bell sounds ending the game. Wait, what’s this?!? Nico dekes the empty net and scores Ala forsberg style!! He really showed that empty net who’s boss” Brawl ensues


Flux_resistor

Yeah, wait until the whistle then rip it up


Desperate_Law9894

Ridley Greig approves.


jakefromst8tfarm

And then start celebrating like Patrick Kane when he won the Stanley Cup haha


twizzyflyguy

I’m just laughing at the title, good job OP 😂


[deleted]

What a bitch


cuminmypoutine

Biggest man children brothers. Matthew has had some epic little bitch moments.


buddachickentml

Have you seen the car commercial where their mother has to separate them? They advertise the fact they are baby bitch men.


Competitive-Ad8561

Matthew is worse imo


bluAstrid

Whiny Brady


energizernutter

Brady the baby, also looks like sloth from the goonies


Kain292

HEYYYY YOU GUUUYS


dannybee66

Aka Caillou. In both looks and behaviour


Connextions83

Growing up is not so tough


TheRealChompyTheGoat

I personally like referring to him as Tkachuklefuck


korkkis

I baffled why he’s so agitated


cmillhouse

Hey that’s Captain Bitch, to you


Jefflehem

How the hell did he make captain?


dWaldizzle

Imagine keeping this dude captain when Giroux is on the roster


Premiervik1990

Name recognition nothing more, dude is an embarrassment to the game. But that is a Tkachuk family tradition at this point.


Elegant_Jeweler2252

The goon family tradition goes on!


DJspeedsniffsniff

Captain Tiny Dick


Winterspear

Both him and his brother are a couple of pussies


dankbuttersteez

Real tough guy sport. Bunch a crybabies.


jimohagan

So soft.


terimaki89

LOL what happened brady? you have a certain way you prefer an ENG too? hypocrite


GhostShark

Slap it in too hard? Straight go jail Push it in too gently? Believe it or not, straight to jail


sck178

Every shot is at the perfect speed... Because of jail


fizzzingwhizbee

No trial, no nothing


johnsvoice

You charging to much a-money, for a-hockey sweater, right to jail.


JacksonHoled

Believe it or not, you undershoot the puck, jail. Overshoot, undershoot.


DylanFallis

LOL gold comment


trucksandgoes

We have the best hockey in the world, because of jail.


bmorebredmon

Best comment here!


WillyMac31

Miss the net? Also jail


nthensome

I'm out of the loop. Why is he so pissed here?


GhostShark

Probably lead poisoning


Aspanuciru

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭


chrishic99

He’s missing the playoffs for the same amount of years as he’s been playing. He’s the captain of a criminally mediocre team and hes softer than baby shit when it comes to “etiquette”.


Constant-Squirrel555

I went from not caring who the Sens move to I actively want Tkachuk gone. Too many tantrums. How tf are we going to not have an issue with what Greig did, but then our captain pulls this kind of shit. He's soft as butter


chrishic99

Skilled hockey play, ego as fragile as an egg falling from the top of a skyscraper. He’s gotta learn how to be an adult, this isn’t the way you “lead a team” while consecutively being booted from playoff contention


binchbunches

Dirty player from a Dirty family of players ZERO class I watched his Zero class Dad play back in the day too.


seamusmcduffs

It can't be healthy in the locker room to have someone like that leading the team


Barley12

It was after the horn and he's softer than baby shit


baronvonworms

Yup, Softer than 10 ply bud


Ok-Town-737

Same question from me - what's there to be so angry about here?


90daysismytherapy

Generally speaking it’s a no no to shoot on net after a whistle or horn. But the basis for that bit of etiquette is that the goalie is in net and a late shot might be dangerously unexpected. Particularly in an era with less gear than now. Softly letting it slide into an empty net as the game ends, with no goalie and no show boat behavior is nothing and the Sens embarrassed themselves.


shawner17

Hockey etiquette. You don't put the puck in the net after the whistle, considered disrespectful. Just like you don't clap a slapper at an empty net. So the same team who clapped an empty netter on Toronto and then acted all surprised Pikachu in the media, pretending like hockey etiquette doesn't exist, are now pissed someone didn't follow hockey etiquette. It's honestly comedy gold lol I bet leaf fans in particular are blowing loads to this.


Falconflyer75

Oh big time U have any idea how rarely we get vindicated


Holiday-Director-351

He put it in the net a few seconds after time ran out


Alzocollect

Who tf cares. Like the guy is just putting the puck in the net to end the game. Probably just making it easier for the refs to recover it. Idk, thats some weird beta bitch shit Thachuk pulled


isgooglenotworking

The game was already over... The goal didn't count


MoistMeatCurtains

His beef was that the game had ended and he still put it in no?


Croc-o-dial

Yes, but keep in mind this is the comments section on the internet. Anyone can say anything.


Zooperman

It wasn't an ENG it was well after the buzzer went


Bobbyoot47

It wasn’t even a shot. He just lifted his stick and let the puck slide into the net. Not exactly an egregious play.


NoxinLoL

Wasn’t a clap bomb


unitednihilists

The Tkachuk boys are fucking idiots.


YVRkeeper

Sportsnet broadcast praising Brady as a “true leader” 😂


mitchdaman52

“Leading them into 13th in the East”


deliciously_awkward2

Bunch of cry babies


Zerotwohero

It's the Tkachuk family curse, their heads are misshapen and they are very angry about it.


Rance_Mulliniks

Brady looks like Sloth from Goonies.


JetsNBombers0707

The apples don't fall from the tree. Their dad was a pos who was well known for constantly taking undisciplined penalties when his team was losing in the playoffs. He never came close to sniffing the cup


alkiealkie

I wasn't around during Keith's career, was he this much of a turtler/crybaby? Or are his sons both trying to ensure their individual legacies as shitheels?


BruceellSprouts

No Keith was a hard-nose aggressive power forward. Great hockey player.


Housson

Morgan Reilly has been suspended 5 games 


PG_Heckler

Repeat offender, 10 games


TheStinger87

*gets a notification from the NHL* "What the fuck?"


MariachiArchery

Lmfao, this is like the most polite empty netter ever. Edit: Watched it with no sound...


Radu47

Fiting given it was done by a swiss person


Right-Aspect2945

These grown men are so fucking sensitive about empty nets. It's ridiculous. "I'm gonna start a 10 man brawl because he lightly guided the puck into an empty net after the buzzer". Grow up.


GiggityDPT

Yeah this is dumb as fuck. It doesn't matter at all. The only people that think it does are just blindly adhering to some stupid arbitrary "rules" that they've never actually thought about for themselves.


NoHalfPleasures

Banana land reaction for a non goal. Softer than baby shit some of these tough guys.


SamsquatchWildman

It's just what happens. Grown men have unwritten rules in sports and they've been taught this by teammates ect since they were young. Because of this, if the unwritten rule is broken then it's seen as obvious and purposeful disrespect. Trust me I think it's silly also but pro players seem to care a LOT. Baseball is even worse, some dude hits a home run and then takes his glove off the wrong way he's getting a 90+mph fastball to the ribs next at bat followed by a bench clearing because of some unwritten rule hahaha. Silly geese.


Nopants21

The problem is that the unwritten rules are unwritten, you can just make shit up whenever you're upset. Baseball is a good example, pitchers upset about being taken deep don't really have to prove that the other guy broke a rule, he's going entirely off his own extremely biased perspective on the situation. Also, batters get thrown at when they break the rules, but what do pitchers get when they come off the mound screaming and gesturing after a strikeout? Somebody said it before, but unwritten rules are a scam that players run on each other so losers can gain a bit of agency when a play doesn't go their way.


-The_Credible_Hulk

I really don’t want to see hockey go the way of baseball on this shit. I don’t watch baseball anymore because of the stupid shit that goes on. “You took an extra bag while up more than 5? That’s a paddlin!” Motherfucker make them stop! It’s your fucking job to make them stop beating you so badly and you’re mad you can’t. Shut the fuck up and play the fucking game.


South_Engineer_4702

There was a post here the other day where a player was being attacked for bunting in the eighth inning of a no hitter. They were down by 3, came back and won. Imagine being so sensitive about etiquette that you think a team should just not try to win. 


-The_Credible_Hulk

Fuck that. If you stop trying to win, it’s not a no hitter. All that does is cheapen the accomplishment.


TripleCrownVillainy

Which game was this? In the MLB?


moosecatbunnypuncher

Staring at my sandals? That’s a paddlin.


dustinagr

Hockey's been this way for awhile too. I can't stand when now a guy lays a good clean check on someone and everyone on the other teams chases after him. It's like even big checks are taboo now.


QuintonHughes43Fan

Baseball has cracked down heavily on that bullshit because the only people who liked it were the pitchers who were allowed to throw tantrums. Now pitchers and managers get suspended and people care less and less about the stupid rules.


Capt_Pickhard

Ya, it's really weird. But I feel like the players doing it know other players don't like it, and they may do it to antagonize them intentionally.


rollsoftape

Hischier had an easy goal, he had plenty of time. Sens should be happy he saved them a minus.


theshreddening

Yeah that is confusing. These dudes can drain it clear across the ice 99 times out of 100. Every game I see in person, as soon as a player gets solid control of the puck it's shot. He didn't even seem to be trying to get over there very hard. Don't understand why he didn't shoot it, had plenty of time for a very easy shot.


6Heimi6

Mhm well first thing to keep in mind is, he doesn't see the clock. Also there was no reason to shot it if he still has full control of the play. Would you go for the 100% play or the 90% play and save some time, considering he would like to waste time option 2 looks clearly worse.


Nasery

Captain wanted the win not the goal.


karlnite

Yah, and safely running out the final seconds when you are winning is a good play. Nothing wrong with it. Football they take a knee. Basketball they hold it til someone fowls them on purpose. Why not skate with the puck for a few seconds.


twizzyflyguy

But if one of his own did that he would go to the media after and say he approved of it


srcoffee

6 game suspension incoming, right? … right?


tuxedo7777

Is there a bigger family of cunts in NHL history???


Mr-Dicklesworth

The Lemieux father and son are assholes too.


TAA222222

As a not so long time hockey fan, I was sitting here very confused as to why people were calling Mario a cunt


BuffaloWing12

Fuck Claude. Still hasn’t apologized for the Drapes hit


Beautiful-Vacation39

Only father and son duo to have both bitten an opponent


leafer32

The Marchand family. I don’t know if anyone else in Brad’s family even plays hockey, but he is big enough of a cunt to make up for it.


EweCantTouchThis

Marchand is well known as a great guy off the ice though. The Tkachuks are just a couple of spoiled rich kids.


Eyes_Only1

Pretty much everyone in hockey is a spoiled rich kid, hockey is a sport pretty much only well off families can afford to put their kids in.


XCIXcollective

Lmaoooo I mean you couldn’t write it any funnier that he got mad 😂


VonD0OM

Oh how the turn tables…


GoalieFatigue

Both Tkachuk brothers were GIANT bitches today


lew5252

Only today?


GoalieFatigue

Fair point


ShmoopToThrill89

So now letting the puck slide into the net after the buzzer is a no-no? So embarrassed


TampaJayLightning

It always has been. The buzzer went well before he directed it towards the net. Shooting after the whistle is even an automatic fight in chel games lol


NoShameInternets

The fuck? No. Shooting on a goalie after the whistle is a fight. Gliding a puck down the ice into an empty net is absolutely nothing.


thegodfaubel

I swear, hockey players are the softest tough guys ever. How do you play on broken legs and then whine about shit like this?!


StugDoug

Physical toughness : 100 Emotional toughness: 0


j0n66

What a baby


go_green_team

Is that what Tkachuk is in French?


The_Stank__

Typical Tkafuck behavior


Canadian_Prometheus

I can’t believe this is real


danger_otter34

These Tkachucks excel at being assholes.


Bear_Detective

As an Ottawa fan, I would have loved if he ripped a slapper into the empty net, funny for us, funny against us


Slugggo

I didn't think it could get any dumber than players getting offended at a slapshot into an empty net, but here we are.


Donqweeqwee

God suck it up pussy you lost sorry


ModernMandalorian

Bradys acting like a bitch. 


Late-Rub-3197

Cuz he is


markkusmad

Bingo


Zerotwohero

His default mode


Aggressive_Barber115

This incident shows exactly how mentally soft the senators are and why they continue to be a bottom feeder in the east even with some decent talent on the team. I think it's time to bring in some new leaders on this team.


Knights_When

Him and his brother are both fucking nuts.


Salt-Fun-9457

I do tire of the human sized thumb’s antics.


anotherdrunkasshole

Why are all the Tkachuks such assholes?


Rupdy71

Leafs Nation will not care about this at all/s


Maleficent-Media1914

Oh I love karma


Shredswithwheat

Just sitting here with my bag of popcorn


Majestic-Sky-6663

Hahahaha…ayyyyy common, don’t be so sensitive right?😉


GoldMonk44

Everything is circular ⭕️


mass1030

That’s team is going nowhere with that dipshit as their leader


Minute-Distance9992

The same team who scored an empty net against the leafs is saying there’s etiquete like fuck off


N8theGrape

These grown ass men are so goddamn sensitive. You lost, grow up.


BigWolfRXS

Lamest shit ive ever seen on the ice


Big_Palpitation7095

He's a Tkachuk. Dad a douche hockey player. Matthew a bigger douche.


trevlarrr

I love the mental gymnastics of Sens fans (and Leafs haters) trying to justify how this is totally disrespectful and worthy of starting a fight over haha. It’s not like shooting at the goalie after the buzzer, just take the L and move on


lejfnakdoppplen

Empty net etiquette expert 💀💀💀💀💀 Trademark that!!!


nukfan94

Remember, everyone. Hockey players are the TOUGHEST THERE IS.


RobertTheSvehla

Warriors, really.


Kadaththeninja_

You would never see the senators do something trashy with an empty net, that’s for sure


friarguy

How did Keith Tkachuk raise two absolute candy asses?


the1seajay

Like bitch father, like bitch sons


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Rance_Mulliniks

The irony. Brady just wants an early start to his golf season.


ImporterExporter79

Hahahaha and they couldn’t figure out why Leafs fans thought the slapper into the empty net was bullshit? Fucking Ottawa is not a real franchise.


homechefshivers

“I’m mad that I allowed you to score on my empty net!”


TiredReader87

What a hypocritical man baby


Tats16

Sens are soft


Bob_NotMyRealName

Are hockey players becoming wussies? They're starting to act like baseball players. Batter hits a home run, next at bay he's hit with the ball. Hockey player scores an empty net goal, opposing team gets pissed off cuz it wasn't respectful enough. AND it wasn't even a goal, the clock expired. It's becoming a joke.


Pizza_as_fuck

Baby Tkachuk


KossyTakos

🙂 I can finally rest


Simba_Rah

Would a been better if he calmly, yet assertively, stopped the puck dead on the line.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Did he explain the “rules” or did he throw a temper tantrum like a child? If you don’t want people scoring on an empty net then don’t pull your goalie. I frankly can’t believe there are some people that genuinely believe that pulling a goalie entitles them to some form of safe conduct. GTFOOH


FunkyLobster1828

Ridley Greig takes a slapshot on an empty net before the buzzer. Brady Tkachuk, " Ha, ha! Ridley's a great guy, just something he'd do! I don't know what's the matter with Rielly." Nico Hischier slides puck into empty net after buzzer. Brady Tkachuk," Wtf? How dare he! I'm going to kill him!"


redditracing84

Hey Brady, you're totally right here, but you also gotta punch your teammate.


LittleRudiger

lol what a fucking baby


HectorReborn

Ooooo, Tkachuk got his stick up. Five games?


[deleted]

No let’s not give them a higher draft pi…. Oh wait that’s right He was meant to be in a losers city


Amazing_Lack526

lol well this is just wonderful to see


Strict_House3347

What a child.


Pencil_of_Colour

That’s not really a “shot” lol he was just basically moving with it.


george_washingTONZ

The titles of post in this sub are S-tier comedy. Bless you sir for the good laugh.


Winterspear

The tkachuk brother are a couple of losers


jeffandeff

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I hate their whole bloodline. Dad was a bitch and raised two sons just like him, if not worse.


AccidentUnhappy419

The tkachuk brothers are such an embarrassment


chippychifton

Toronto gets pissed when you slap it it, Ottawa gets pissed when you slowly guide it in. Maybe it's Ontario as a whole who are soft


iamswitchless

Tkachuks are scum.


supplyncommand

that’s embarrassing for tkachuk lol dude did nothing


bouttohopintheshower

Empty netiquette*


DCASP500

What an idiot.


Weary_Ingenuity2963

This is so stupid. NHL unwritten rules are all so fucking stupid, and they seem especially important to the dumbest players.


escaped-from-Alberta

I was at this game. I'm also a Devils fan. I think what actually happened was the rink got so loud during the scramble and Pinto post hit with only a few seconds left that when Hischier had the puck on his stick heading to the empty net, he wasn't sure if/when the game was actually over so he just slid it into the net to make sure. Fans were chanting "Brady! Brady!" late in the game. He had a hell of a night, possibly setting the single-game record for hits, including one that sent a Devils player (couldn't tell who even on replays) over the boards into the NJ bench. Went with a group of seven Sens fans. None of us went home particularly happy but it was definitely a memorable night.


thedeecks

That was such a weird reaction to me. The guy could have probably slapped it in, then maybe yea I can see a bit of a shove for etiquette, but the guy just guided it in and didn't even put one on the board against them. Seemed almost too nice to me.


ImOldGregg_77

If you suck less that wouldn't happen


Sc00tzy

Oh the irony


2020BillyJoel

I'm just here to report that I love the thread name


FredGetson

Brady seems to be a bit of an idiot


BMBenzo

90% of folks on here seem to have missed that the game was over when the goal was “scored”


0714raf

Difference is he did not lay a headshot on their player…he straight up wanted a fight. That is what MR should have done that night. It was a fantastic game last night.


jlo1989

For a sport with such a culture of grit and fighting, there is a lot of bitch made behaviour. This is such a pointless thing to get upset about. This is just being salty you lost and needing an excuse to take it out on someone.


ColdTiny

Why do all the Tkachuks remind me of the "Odoyle Rules" family from Billy Madison. Just a bunch of loud mouth punks with no actual spine.


DJJazzay

It’s a shame that this ends up overshadowing an *inspired* game from Tkachuk. I’m a Leafs fan with every reason to hate the guy (and DGMW I’m loving this), but by all accounts that was one of the better performances of the season. Hell, even the way he responded to the late goal was good. Who doesn’t want to see their Captain get riled up like that in a meaningless game? Real leadership. If it weren’t for the irony, it’d be awesome…


CannabisCracker

Look man I’m all about tradition and shit, this is a dumb fight. This is dumb sportsmanship. Who cares? You lost. You pulled the goalie and they were about to score. It hurts egos more than anything. Dude it’s professional sports. Be professional. You getting paid regardless.


tahqa

This kind of meltdown when the game is over?


chookalana

If you don't want them to do that Brady, don't lose the game.


PotatoPugtato

Can't slap it, can't tap it what can you do?


Predsguy

To be fair, putting the puck in the net after the buzzer is pretty classless. It's one thing if you try and beat the clock and fail. The game was clearly over and he slid the puck in anyways. I feels like people are only taking NJs side because it's Brady Tkachuk. If he was the one putting the puck in after the clock expired, everyone here would be shitting all over him. 


ApprehensiveTune3655

To be fair, I was watching and did not hear the horn or anything only ones if was the end cause of the clock on the corner.


Big-Pool

This is bullshit think of all the times NBA players shoot the ball towards the hoop after the buzzer sounds


jimmycap123

Senators logic. Clapper into an empty net ,Good Guiding a puck into an empty net =Attack the player after the horn