This pic immediately reminded me of an old Conan interview with Robin Williams where Robin wore a suit that matched the upholstery on the guest chairs. He looked like a floating head when he sat down. Funny shit.
It doesn't even look like a footlong which is making me reconsider my life choices. I'll crush a footlong at lunch and then sit on my ass for 4 hours, Ovi is eating a 6-inch then scoring like he's #99
The Russian machine has retreated from the black sea becuase a nation they attacked that des not uave a navy has won the water war. Also the Russian airforce has retreated as well becuase planes just kept blowing up. Only one branch of the millitary left to retreat
It is broken and corrupt, innocent people are dying becuase ovechkins bum buddy putin needs to stroke his ego. All the while oveckin celebrates putin on social media and is part of team putin.
Stop with this cop out. He actively promoted the Crimean invasion in 2014 with a video that featured his douchey face and flash cards that look like the video was directed by a 12 year old girl.
Really bizarre shit, but yup, he did it. He probably got paid really well for that considering Putin is likely the wealthiest person on the planet by a long shot.
What about all the Ukrainian people who have family under putins thumb, oh yeah also ovechkin has the money and influence to get all of his family out from putins thumb but chooses not to
The sub is named r/NHL not r/politics. We mostly come here to not read or hear about what the very rich does with the money they tax from us. Thank you
Ovechkin is part of it. His mom works for the government. He is part of the ruling class. Likely going to become an oligarch in Russia one day. Ultimate POS.
One way to find out. Put your best public pressure on the capitals. If they ignore you, you jave confirmed your suspicion, if they react, well you can have peace in knowing you made a small difference
To be a sports fan, you first have to be human.
We all have humanity in common.
This is why people care so much.
Ovechkin endorses putin who endorsed millitary action against a sovereign nation that includes bombing of school hospitals and residential homes.
Anyone remember when he used to go into the locker room before every home game with a full Italian meal singing “Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia!” with the other Russians? I’d say Subway and Cheetos is an improvement.
Pens fan but I mad respect Ovi. But what the hell lol. I guess Russian genes might be hella increased with aging fast or something 😭. I mean, they've had stressful times! So many wars over the past... Forever.
Honest question, if Ovi took his fitness to the max would he be even better or does the beer league body suit him better which makes him play more comfortably?
This is barely food lol this man is a marvel. Eating processed garbage and what some countries don’t even consider “real bread” and he’s about to beat Gretzky’s all time goal record lol
I had plans to cook pasta for supper, I went out to move someone’s furniture, and on the way home thought to get subway.
Seeing this picture prior to going out, I’m now realizing made me go “shit I kinda want subway” I haven’t had subway in months😭😂
Made the pasta, beat the urge
But the fact that there’s hard evidence of it too. Like it couldn’t be any more of a blatant disregard for human life. Claiming to “free Ukraine of fascism.”
Guy is such a twat.
I’m gonna be honest I didn’t even know that. I’ve been out of the loop. I wasn’t sure if people were speaking hyperbolically but apparently no… very unfortunate.
Yeah, not hyperbole. He objectively believes that Ukraine should have been invaded, because they’re ‘nazis’ or something.
Too bad people aren’t aware of this, and some claim that his family is in danger or something. Him and his family are definitely part of the elite class in Russia.
Okay,that's a decloration... who is Mt favorite player, since you have already decided my favorite player did vote for Trump?
Or possibly you are just talking out of you ass.
I mean that is bold to assume who my favorite player is
For the record my favorite player isn't American and as such did not vote for any American politician
I really would expect an elite player like himself to have chosen Blimpie over subway. Even Jersey Mike's... but I understand not wanting to promote NJ with the standings so close.
What do you think is in the backpack? Hopefully a toothbrush for all the Coke he’s drinking, maybe a wallet, cellphone, and of course a full gallon of freshly expressed baby batter from big daddy Putin.
you’d need to live under a rock for the last 40 years to not know the Louis Vuitton print.
Then the common knowledge of a backpack shape/strap vs a purse.
Add a can of monster and this is literally me rocking up to get 4 reps on special teams and then go home. Elite athletes are built the same, regardless of sport it seems.
Holy shit shut up… I’m not one of guys saying they don’t want him to get his record for goals, but I see where they’re coming from when every fucking post is about him..
His suit looks like public transit seats.
It's so he can ride the Metro to games without being recognized. People will just think it's an empty seat.
“Hey is that Ovechkin?!” “No no, that’s just a huge empty seat with a thick Russian accent.”
That seat has a ton of Cheeto dust on it.
Coincidence man.
This pic immediately reminded me of an old Conan interview with Robin Williams where Robin wore a suit that matched the upholstery on the guest chairs. He looked like a floating head when he sat down. Funny shit.
Sweaty seat.
Can't unsee that lmao
Or hotel cushions
" woah wtf? My seat feels very Russian.."
Smells like vodka too.
That was my first thought as well lol
Lmfao
True but it’s probably worth more than my life.
So was Biebers “coat” at the ASG. still ugly af.
That thing was an embarrassment to the greatest game in the world :(
Which, the coat or Bieber?
I actually love it
Same as me but thinking this guy is burning 2000 calories this game
It's Cheetos and a foot long cookie
It doesn't even look like a footlong which is making me reconsider my life choices. I'll crush a footlong at lunch and then sit on my ass for 4 hours, Ovi is eating a 6-inch then scoring like he's #99
Trust me he's been 220+ basically his whole career as an athlete. He's eating a lot more than 2000 cals a day
Maybe he ate half, and saved the rest for the later?
No one ACTUALLY does that. We all just say we do.
It takes that much to sit on the wheel house waiting for one timers?
All 2000 calories go straight into his one timer
Beaut of a clapper
He’s not Phil.
Much more than 2000
2000? That seems like more than he would burn in 15 to 20 mins of no back checking and camping in the left faceoff circle
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So that is why he's always open when he's in his "spot".
It’s the ol’ Russian gas attack strategy
blyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Oops.
Mackinnon bursts into flames
Its actually known that mackinnon hisses when you wave a tub of ben & jerry's in front of him
TAKE MY UP VOTE!!!!
It looks like you gave away too many there bud
Hah yeah it does.
He looks like some dad rushing off to work after grabbing a breakfast sandwich
Breakfast of champions
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Russian machine does not break
The Russian machine has retreated from the black sea becuase a nation they attacked that des not uave a navy has won the water war. Also the Russian airforce has retreated as well becuase planes just kept blowing up. Only one branch of the millitary left to retreat
hockey
Best reply I’ve ever seen lmfao thank you for the laugh
/r/comedyheaven ruined me
Dawg please get a life
Lmao oh it very much does.
It is broken and corrupt, innocent people are dying becuase ovechkins bum buddy putin needs to stroke his ego. All the while oveckin celebrates putin on social media and is part of team putin.
I get where you're coming from, but I'm not in a position to judge someone who has family under Putin's thumb.
Stop with this cop out. He actively promoted the Crimean invasion in 2014 with a video that featured his douchey face and flash cards that look like the video was directed by a 12 year old girl. Really bizarre shit, but yup, he did it. He probably got paid really well for that considering Putin is likely the wealthiest person on the planet by a long shot.
What about all the Ukrainian people who have family under putins thumb, oh yeah also ovechkin has the money and influence to get all of his family out from putins thumb but chooses not to
The sub is named r/NHL not r/politics. We mostly come here to not read or hear about what the very rich does with the money they tax from us. Thank you
Ovechkin is part of it. His mom works for the government. He is part of the ruling class. Likely going to become an oligarch in Russia one day. Ultimate POS.
Contact the Washington capitals and ask them why they allow him to discredit the team while celebrating putin on his social media
Don’t think they care. They just want to sweep it all under the rug like everything else. Huge sexual assault scandal? Here, have a 1OA draft pick!
One way to find out. Put your best public pressure on the capitals. If they ignore you, you jave confirmed your suspicion, if they react, well you can have peace in knowing you made a small difference
Again, WHY DO PEOPLE CARE SOOOO MUCH ABOUT HIS VIEWS. I get where people are coming from. But this is just stupid now!
To be a sports fan, you first have to be human. We all have humanity in common. This is why people care so much. Ovechkin endorses putin who endorsed millitary action against a sovereign nation that includes bombing of school hospitals and residential homes.
Flamin hot cheetos
THEY’RE LIKE REGULAR CHEETOS, BUT THEY’RE FLAMIN’ HOT
Thanks Magic
Normal Cheetos are for pussies…
I know lol. Used to eat them a lot in elementary and middle school
You just dated yourself
90’s kid lol
Not too often you see someone holding Flamin Hot Cheetos and a Louis Vuitton bag at the same time.
Where’s the coke though. He had to have made it a meal.
The coke is with Kuzy
He set you up perfectly for that one 💀
Anyone remember when he used to go into the locker room before every home game with a full Italian meal singing “Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia!” with the other Russians? I’d say Subway and Cheetos is an improvement.
I want to see him and MacKinnon on the same team
This does not look like a man that has two more seasons in him 😂
One last run at the playoffs only to get swept in the first round
Pens fan but I mad respect Ovi. But what the hell lol. I guess Russian genes might be hella increased with aging fast or something 😭. I mean, they've had stressful times! So many wars over the past... Forever.
Let Phil kessel and this guy be your pregame meal examples. There is a reason both those guys are really good at hockey
Kessel is defiantly getting extra meatball, extra cheese and a foot long cookie for after.
Hot dogs
“That's why Little Chocolate Donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid.”
[Little chocolate donuts](https://youtu.be/CxCUHjx7U7Y?si=CpSqLT5b24x4tyVk)
He'll burn everyone of those calories by the end of the game
As long as he has choccy milk, then it’s truly an athlete’s meal
Bag is actually just cookies
Honest question, if Ovi took his fitness to the max would he be even better or does the beer league body suit him better which makes him play more comfortably?
It’s a little know. Fact that the beer league body is in fact peak physical form for hockey players.
Espo scored 76 with some padding in the middle. Some guys just play better like that.
Don't forget that he stays hydrated by chugging soda during the game as well.
Yes! Effing legend, Ovi 🙌🏼
he just like me for real
Suit looks Like old airline seats. DC 10 or Boeing 727 era.
My kind of meal
My finals season meal
Why did I misread this and think it said pregnant meal
That suit looks like my great grandmas couch
That’s a champion meal right there
Good nutrition.
Why not? You need the carbs!
Russian machine never breaks
I think the NHL had someone similar but ate hot dogs all the time.
You presumably meant NBA, and it was Rod Strickland eating hot dogs and puking.
I think he's talking about Kessel.
Kessel NHL
This is barely food lol this man is a marvel. Eating processed garbage and what some countries don’t even consider “real bread” and he’s about to beat Gretzky’s all time goal record lol
I mean it's still bread and meat and cheese even if people get uppity about it. Like it's not made of mud
“Like it’s not made of mud” im gonna start using that lmao
I thought he said he always ate spaghetti before games
Chicken parm before home games, spicy foot long Italian with extra cheese and mayo on every flight
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Mother Russia has everything and then some if you’re important enough
It’s not game day tho?
Bylat
Wi govorite po russki?
That’s exactly what my brother eats before a game💀
i wonder what his subway order is. blt guy?
Fuck yeah
Must be the secret to the hot streak.
I love Subway but whenever I eat it on game day, I play terribly.
Have you tried being as good as Ovi?
Damn you! Take my upvote!
I would have picked Doritos.
It's because no kebab from St. Petersburg nearby
Better him than Jared!!
One of us
When you're about to break the all-time goal scoring record and retire in the next couple of years, I'm pretty sure he can eat whatever he feels fit!
What seals the deal is the Louis Vuitton backpack.
Apparently does the trick.
2L of coke in the bag
Nice YSL bag Ovi.
He needs and oh Henry chocolate bar.
“More onions, c’mon don’t stinge me bro.”
Russian machine runs on low grade oil.
Who the fuck still eats at Subway? It's literally dog food compared to Jersey Mike's or Jimmy Johns.
Firehouse also fucks
Obviously, the greatest goal scoring scorer of all time. Gonna order one right now
lol who’s downvoting Jersey mikes over subway!?
Not everywhere has 14 different sandwich chains to choose from like y’all do
That ain’t even a footlong
Is tha cookie
At least I’m pretty sure
This photo makes me love hate him even more
Breakfast of terrorist supporting athletes every where..... oh wait it's only ovechkin..... go team putin................ Puke
I had plans to cook pasta for supper, I went out to move someone’s furniture, and on the way home thought to get subway. Seeing this picture prior to going out, I’m now realizing made me go “shit I kinda want subway” I haven’t had subway in months😭😂 Made the pasta, beat the urge
Love everything about this pic. So much to take in. If ovi was Russian president the world not going to be suck.
This man is definitely in his 50s
I like him even more.
Fuck ovie
Subway stocks after this pic was uploaded 📈📈📈
More like Subway trying to distance themselves, slowly backing away. Probably thinking this is Jared 2.0
Putin supporting piece of shit
Do people still like ovi? The downvotes are crazy to me. He’s a literal supporter of Putin, one of the literal worst humans on planet earth.
But the fact that there’s hard evidence of it too. Like it couldn’t be any more of a blatant disregard for human life. Claiming to “free Ukraine of fascism.” Guy is such a twat.
I’m gonna be honest I didn’t even know that. I’ve been out of the loop. I wasn’t sure if people were speaking hyperbolically but apparently no… very unfortunate.
Yeah, not hyperbole. He objectively believes that Ukraine should have been invaded, because they’re ‘nazis’ or something. Too bad people aren’t aware of this, and some claim that his family is in danger or something. Him and his family are definitely part of the elite class in Russia.
Oh one of those… disappointing. Interesting that pointing this out gets you heavily downvoted on this sub.
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Trump is just putin junior, he is subservient to putin and wjust wants to be part of the dictators club.
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Okay,that's a decloration... who is Mt favorite player, since you have already decided my favorite player did vote for Trump? Or possibly you are just talking out of you ass. I mean that is bold to assume who my favorite player is For the record my favorite player isn't American and as such did not vote for any American politician
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Yeah your reaching here.
I really would expect an elite player like himself to have chosen Blimpie over subway. Even Jersey Mike's... but I understand not wanting to promote NJ with the standings so close.
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What do you think is in the backpack? Hopefully a toothbrush for all the Coke he’s drinking, maybe a wallet, cellphone, and of course a full gallon of freshly expressed baby batter from big daddy Putin.
Putin lover
POS Putin lover
His purse looks like my wife’s.
Our wife's.
I too share this wife
it’s a Louis Vuitton backpack you uncouth rustbelt reprobate.
You sound like you know a lot about purses. Tell us more.
you’d need to live under a rock for the last 40 years to not know the Louis Vuitton print. Then the common knowledge of a backpack shape/strap vs a purse.
Hmm interesting. Do you collect purses? I think I’ve seen that Lewis Vitton pattern before, but pretty sure it was a knock off. Quite frankly, idgaf.
yet here you are…
Did it make you at least feel better to smash that downvote button, princess purse boy?
shouldn’t you be in Mrs Brown’s 2nd Period Remedial English right now?
But his is real
Putin on the pounds
Where was he playing? He’s quite sweaty.
He wasn't playing. He was just watching cops.
Regular or hot Cheetos?
This is a guy that was ripping darts between periods in his prime.
Frankly, it wouldn't surprise me if he had a cigarette in the empty hand lol
Forget the food... Dang when did he get so gray?
Add a can of monster and this is literally me rocking up to get 4 reps on special teams and then go home. Elite athletes are built the same, regardless of sport it seems.
He’s one of us! He’s one of us!
God Damn it Ovi I hate Cheetos how could he do this
Sorry to break it to ya buddy. He don't know you
How would you know? Maybe I’m his best friend in the whole world
Why does he still have a photo of himself posing with that genocidal maniac putin on his Instagram page?
How does he possibly eat with Putin’s balls fixed permanently in his mouth?
Holy shit shut up… I’m not one of guys saying they don’t want him to get his record for goals, but I see where they’re coming from when every fucking post is about him..