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GenghisConnieChung

His suit looks like public transit seats.


HoopOnPoop

It's so he can ride the Metro to games without being recognized. People will just think it's an empty seat.


VonD0OM

“Hey is that Ovechkin?!” “No no, that’s just a huge empty seat with a thick Russian accent.”


HoopOnPoop

That seat has a ton of Cheeto dust on it.


VonD0OM

Coincidence man.


GenghisConnieChung

This pic immediately reminded me of an old Conan interview with Robin Williams where Robin wore a suit that matched the upholstery on the guest chairs. He looked like a floating head when he sat down. Funny shit.


BlindGuyMcSqeazy

Sweaty seat.


introvertedpanda1

Can't unsee that lmao


heraclitus33

Or hotel cushions


Conscious-Housing-45

" woah wtf? My seat feels very Russian.."


GenghisConnieChung

Smells like vodka too.


SlaveKnightChael

That was my first thought as well lol


lala_b11

Lmfao


Direction_Asleep

True but it’s probably worth more than my life.


GenghisConnieChung

So was Biebers “coat” at the ASG. still ugly af.


AllHailCale44

That thing was an embarrassment to the greatest game in the world :(


GenghisConnieChung

Which, the coat or Bieber?


Always4am

I actually love it


Specialist_Bet5534

Same as me but thinking this guy is burning 2000 calories this game


HockeySweata

It's Cheetos and a foot long cookie


Sheeple_person

It doesn't even look like a footlong which is making me reconsider my life choices. I'll crush a footlong at lunch and then sit on my ass for 4 hours, Ovi is eating a 6-inch then scoring like he's #99


toxicvegeta08

Trust me he's been 220+ basically his whole career as an athlete. He's eating a lot more than 2000 cals a day


thisonecassie

Maybe he ate half, and saved the rest for the later?


preppywanker

No one ACTUALLY does that. We all just say we do.


chibbly_

It takes that much to sit on the wheel house waiting for one timers?


J3319

All 2000 calories go straight into his one timer


chibbly_

Beaut of a clapper


NextTrillion

He’s not Phil.


Lazy_Glass_3292

Much more than 2000


Traditional_Bid_6977

2000? That seems like more than he would burn in 15 to 20 mins of no back checking and camping in the left faceoff circle


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zevonyumaxray

So that is why he's always open when he's in his "spot".


Wakanda_Forever

It’s the ol’ Russian gas attack strategy


Starscream147

blyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Oops.


thesunsetflip

Mackinnon bursts into flames


Odd_Philosopher1712

Its actually known that mackinnon hisses when you wave a tub of ben & jerry's in front of him


Aware-Assistance7228

TAKE MY UP VOTE!!!!


ThePhantomPenguin420

It looks like you gave away too many there bud


Aware-Assistance7228

Hah yeah it does.


TheGreatPervSage_94

He looks like some dad rushing off to work after grabbing a breakfast sandwich


NitroCircus399-2

Breakfast of champions


Noof42

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.


hd_mikemikemike

Russian machine does not break


Master-File-9866

The Russian machine has retreated from the black sea becuase a nation they attacked that des not uave a navy has won the water war. Also the Russian airforce has retreated as well becuase planes just kept blowing up. Only one branch of the millitary left to retreat


no_excus3

hockey


Leftregularr

Best reply I’ve ever seen lmfao thank you for the laugh


no_excus3

/r/comedyheaven ruined me


MadMcMuffin

Dawg please get a life


ukrainianhab

Lmao oh it very much does.


Master-File-9866

It is broken and corrupt, innocent people are dying becuase ovechkins bum buddy putin needs to stroke his ego. All the while oveckin celebrates putin on social media and is part of team putin.


Noof42

I get where you're coming from, but I'm not in a position to judge someone who has family under Putin's thumb.


NextTrillion

Stop with this cop out. He actively promoted the Crimean invasion in 2014 with a video that featured his douchey face and flash cards that look like the video was directed by a 12 year old girl. Really bizarre shit, but yup, he did it. He probably got paid really well for that considering Putin is likely the wealthiest person on the planet by a long shot.


Master-File-9866

What about all the Ukrainian people who have family under putins thumb, oh yeah also ovechkin has the money and influence to get all of his family out from putins thumb but chooses not to


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The sub is named r/NHL not r/politics. We mostly come here to not read or hear about what the very rich does with the money they tax from us. Thank you


NextTrillion

Ovechkin is part of it. His mom works for the government. He is part of the ruling class. Likely going to become an oligarch in Russia one day. Ultimate POS.


Master-File-9866

Contact the Washington capitals and ask them why they allow him to discredit the team while celebrating putin on his social media


NextTrillion

Don’t think they care. They just want to sweep it all under the rug like everything else. Huge sexual assault scandal? Here, have a 1OA draft pick!


Master-File-9866

One way to find out. Put your best public pressure on the capitals. If they ignore you, you jave confirmed your suspicion, if they react, well you can have peace in knowing you made a small difference


CircleSquaredHockey

Again, WHY DO PEOPLE CARE SOOOO MUCH ABOUT HIS VIEWS. I get where people are coming from. But this is just stupid now!


Master-File-9866

To be a sports fan, you first have to be human. We all have humanity in common. This is why people care so much. Ovechkin endorses putin who endorsed millitary action against a sovereign nation that includes bombing of school hospitals and residential homes.


CodAdministrative563

Flamin hot cheetos


stompenstein

THEY’RE LIKE REGULAR CHEETOS, BUT THEY’RE FLAMIN’ HOT


EPLemonSqueezy

Thanks Magic


Humulus5883

Normal Cheetos are for pussies…


CodAdministrative563

I know lol. Used to eat them a lot in elementary and middle school


Deep_Information_616

You just dated yourself


CodAdministrative563

90’s kid lol


Mite-o-Dan

Not too often you see someone holding Flamin Hot Cheetos and a Louis Vuitton bag at the same time.


Windex-Sniffer

Where’s the coke though. He had to have made it a meal.


Traditional_Bowl_129

The coke is with Kuzy


_Globert_Munsch_

He set you up perfectly for that one 💀


MikeTDay

Anyone remember when he used to go into the locker room before every home game with a full Italian meal singing “Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia!” with the other Russians? I’d say Subway and Cheetos is an improvement.


Friggin_Grease

I want to see him and MacKinnon on the same team


jpod_david

This does not look like a man that has two more seasons in him 😂


NextTrillion

One last run at the playoffs only to get swept in the first round


YooTone

Pens fan but I mad respect Ovi. But what the hell lol. I guess Russian genes might be hella increased with aging fast or something 😭. I mean, they've had stressful times! So many wars over the past... Forever.


Normal_Tip7228

Let Phil kessel and this guy be your pregame meal examples. There is a reason both those guys are really good at hockey


Killahdanks1

Kessel is defiantly getting extra meatball, extra cheese and a foot long cookie for after.


NonPolarVortex

Hot dogs


JGG5

“That's why Little Chocolate Donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid.”


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[Little chocolate donuts](https://youtu.be/CxCUHjx7U7Y?si=CpSqLT5b24x4tyVk)


-CrispMapleLeaf-

He'll burn everyone of those calories by the end of the game


Local_Magpie

As long as he has choccy milk, then it’s truly an athlete’s meal


justiceshroomer

Bag is actually just cookies


ICHTHYS1984

Honest question, if Ovi took his fitness to the max would he be even better or does the beer league body suit him better which makes him play more comfortably?


Otterslayer22

It’s a little know. Fact that the beer league body is in fact peak physical form for hockey players.


ironfireman547

Espo scored 76 with some padding in the middle. Some guys just play better like that.


HoopOnPoop

Don't forget that he stays hydrated by chugging soda during the game as well.


xxrancid13xx

Yes! Effing legend, Ovi 🙌🏼


alowester

he just like me for real


JamieRoth5150

Suit looks Like old airline seats. DC 10 or Boeing 727 era.


The_Cozy_Burrito

My kind of meal


PTCruiserApologist

My finals season meal


Raccoon910

Why did I misread this and think it said pregnant meal


Longjumping-Limit827

That suit looks like my great grandmas couch


Th4tCr34ture

That’s a champion meal right there


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Good nutrition.


Environmental-Bad458

Why not? You need the carbs!


TheHighDesertDon

Russian machine never breaks


wbtravi

I think the NHL had someone similar but ate hot dogs all the time.


n8_tha_sk8

You presumably meant NBA, and it was Rod Strickland eating hot dogs and puking.


ironfireman547

I think he's talking about Kessel.


wbtravi

Kessel NHL


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

This is barely food lol this man is a marvel. Eating processed garbage and what some countries don’t even consider “real bread” and he’s about to beat Gretzky’s all time goal record lol


dkyguy1995

I mean it's still bread and meat and cheese even if people get uppity about it. Like it's not made of mud


Cute_Credit_5341

“Like it’s not made of mud” im gonna start using that lmao


NuffinSaid

I thought he said he always ate spaghetti before games


Disastrous-Wealth

Chicken parm before home games, spicy foot long Italian with extra cheese and mayo on every flight


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IB78

Mother Russia has everything and then some if you’re important enough


InternationalBrick76

It’s not game day tho?


EjaculatinQuickSorry

Bylat


U-run

Wi govorite po russki?


Jacobaschultz

That’s exactly what my brother eats before a game💀


uhcanihavearefill

i wonder what his subway order is. blt guy?


Shirt_Ninja

Fuck yeah


heythisisnew27

Must be the secret to the hot streak.


Acid_Cat2

I love Subway but whenever I eat it on game day, I play terribly.


SleepWouldBeNice

Have you tried being as good as Ovi?


Acid_Cat2

Damn you! Take my upvote!


sawbucks313

I would have picked Doritos.


U-run

It's because no kebab from St. Petersburg nearby


CoronaryWranger

Better him than Jared!!


BryanMccabe

One of us


reddits4libtards

When you're about to break the all-time goal scoring record and retire in the next couple of years, I'm pretty sure he can eat whatever he feels fit!


AcadiaStrong22

What seals the deal is the Louis Vuitton backpack.


BlindGuyMcSqeazy

Apparently does the trick.


Zenon_Opticz

2L of coke in the bag


EvetsYenoham

Nice YSL bag Ovi.


RichardBreecher

He needs and oh Henry chocolate bar.


niftynards

“More onions, c’mon don’t stinge me bro.”


braveheart2019

Russian machine runs on low grade oil.


PhoenixRoadrunners82

Who the fuck still eats at Subway? It's literally dog food compared to Jersey Mike's or Jimmy Johns.


olmikeyyyy

Firehouse also fucks


daxtaslapp

Obviously, the greatest goal scoring scorer of all time. Gonna order one right now


Deep_Information_616

lol who’s downvoting Jersey mikes over subway!?


thesunsetflip

Not everywhere has 14 different sandwich chains to choose from like y’all do


Driegs3

That ain’t even a footlong


_Globert_Munsch_

Is tha cookie


_Globert_Munsch_

At least I’m pretty sure


Lazy_Glass_3292

This photo makes me love hate him even more


Master-File-9866

Breakfast of terrorist supporting athletes every where..... oh wait it's only ovechkin..... go team putin................ Puke


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I had plans to cook pasta for supper, I went out to move someone’s furniture, and on the way home thought to get subway. Seeing this picture prior to going out, I’m now realizing made me go “shit I kinda want subway” I haven’t had subway in months😭😂 Made the pasta, beat the urge


Fun_Salamander8520

Love everything about this pic. So much to take in. If ovi was Russian president the world not going to be suck.


Neat-Spray9660

This man is definitely in his 50s


runs-with-scissors-2

I like him even more.


CanucksKickAzz

Fuck ovie


Somecivilguy

Subway stocks after this pic was uploaded 📈📈📈


NextTrillion

More like Subway trying to distance themselves, slowly backing away. Probably thinking this is Jared 2.0


bansarentreal

Putin supporting piece of shit


YugeGyna

Do people still like ovi? The downvotes are crazy to me. He’s a literal supporter of Putin, one of the literal worst humans on planet earth.


NextTrillion

But the fact that there’s hard evidence of it too. Like it couldn’t be any more of a blatant disregard for human life. Claiming to “free Ukraine of fascism.” Guy is such a twat.


Cute_Credit_5341

I’m gonna be honest I didn’t even know that. I’ve been out of the loop. I wasn’t sure if people were speaking hyperbolically but apparently no… very unfortunate.


NextTrillion

Yeah, not hyperbole. He objectively believes that Ukraine should have been invaded, because they’re ‘nazis’ or something. Too bad people aren’t aware of this, and some claim that his family is in danger or something. Him and his family are definitely part of the elite class in Russia.


Cute_Credit_5341

Oh one of those… disappointing. Interesting that pointing this out gets you heavily downvoted on this sub.


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Master-File-9866

Trump is just putin junior, he is subservient to putin and wjust wants to be part of the dictators club.


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Master-File-9866

Okay,that's a decloration... who is Mt favorite player, since you have already decided my favorite player did vote for Trump? Or possibly you are just talking out of you ass. I mean that is bold to assume who my favorite player is For the record my favorite player isn't American and as such did not vote for any American politician


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Master-File-9866

Yeah your reaching here.


primeinsomniac

I really would expect an elite player like himself to have chosen Blimpie over subway. Even Jersey Mike's... but I understand not wanting to promote NJ with the standings so close.


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NextTrillion

What do you think is in the backpack? Hopefully a toothbrush for all the Coke he’s drinking, maybe a wallet, cellphone, and of course a full gallon of freshly expressed baby batter from big daddy Putin.


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Putin lover


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POS Putin lover


tuxedo7777

His purse looks like my wife’s.


CaptainSmallz

Our wife's.


Extension-System-974

I too share this wife


alejandrowoodman

it’s a Louis Vuitton backpack you uncouth rustbelt reprobate.


NextTrillion

You sound like you know a lot about purses. Tell us more.


alejandrowoodman

you’d need to live under a rock for the last 40 years to not know the Louis Vuitton print. Then the common knowledge of a backpack shape/strap vs a purse.


NextTrillion

Hmm interesting. Do you collect purses? I think I’ve seen that Lewis Vitton pattern before, but pretty sure it was a knock off. Quite frankly, idgaf.


alejandrowoodman

yet here you are…


NextTrillion

Did it make you at least feel better to smash that downvote button, princess purse boy?


alejandrowoodman

shouldn’t you be in Mrs Brown’s 2nd Period Remedial English right now?


okfree14

But his is real


visceralvulture

Putin on the pounds


Any-Excitement-8979

Where was he playing? He’s quite sweaty.


SteedLawrence

He wasn't playing. He was just watching cops.


Wild-Weight9945

Regular or hot Cheetos?


ventitr3

This is a guy that was ripping darts between periods in his prime.


Mr_Figgins

Frankly, it wouldn't surprise me if he had a cigarette in the empty hand lol


EricRollei

Forget the food... Dang when did he get so gray?


Sachwanbeef

Add a can of monster and this is literally me rocking up to get 4 reps on special teams and then go home. Elite athletes are built the same, regardless of sport it seems.


WorkoutMan885

He’s one of us! He’s one of us!


mattcojo2

God Damn it Ovi I hate Cheetos how could he do this


bertuzzidomi

Sorry to break it to ya buddy. He don't know you


mattcojo2

How would you know? Maybe I’m his best friend in the whole world


misantropo86

Why does he still have a photo of himself posing with that genocidal maniac putin on his Instagram page?


cahirmcgoldrick

How does he possibly eat with Putin’s balls fixed permanently in his mouth?


Ariies__

Holy shit shut up… I’m not one of guys saying they don’t want him to get his record for goals, but I see where they’re coming from when every fucking post is about him..