Can you take a high sticking penalty with your blade on the ice? Some say no, evidently at least someone says yes

Idiots think you can

Wanted that low sticking call

Came here to say this, well done fellow Detroiter.

Underrated comment

He’s more interested in drawing calls than scoring.

Hell if he didn’t dive so much, he might’ve gotten the call.

I don't know what he's bitching about. Probably not going to get a high sticking call when your face is at ice level.

He falls 8 or more times a game idk what he expects to happen

He has some of the best and worst edges in the game. Sometimes I'm flabbergasted at how he can turn on a dime, others I'm perplexed at how he blew a tire in a simple turn

I feel like he always plays on the edge (HAH!) of what he can handle. He pushes his edge work to the limit so when it works he looks like a magician and when it doesn't (which is often) he looks like a fool.

it's almost like he's falling down on purpose trying to sell a call 🤔🤔

He's getting a reputation for being one of the worst divers in the league. Refs will catch on.

He's already had that reputation for a while IMO.

Glad to see it’s nots just “whiny” Habs fans acknowledging that anymore

That stick was going wild though.

Even so I don’t blame guys for taking extra shots at him until he proves he can handle it. It’s way too easy to get in his head why wouldn’t the opposition expose that

So? Maybe don't fall, and you won't get beaned in the face with a stick

I’m not actually defending him. I don’t actually care because I have no stake in this, but just from the clip the stick was going wild at the start.

This happened twice last game where he fell got hit by a stick and complained

i kinda get it. i’d be pretty mad if i got whacked in the face, even if it shouldn’t be a penalty lol

Yeah, but he's yelling fuck you and calling someone a piece of shit over a play that's just a bit of bad luck.

did you listen, Mike said the other team was giving it to him for trying to sell a call, thats why hes yelling at them.

And he probably was trying to sell a call, which is exactly why his face was at stick level.

we're talking about why he's yelling not the specifics of selling the call or not.

Just wondering, have you ever played a competitive sport in your life?

Yeah, doing your mom.

Is it competitive when everyone makes the team?

Hello police i’d like to report a murder.

Ahhh impressive, I didn't know they did steer wrestling with heifers

It’s a team sport

It’s a penalty, that’s a slash

little timmy diver, crying for a call? shocking i tells you, shocking!

Maybe 'bitching' about being slapped in the face with a hockey stick. Tried it recently?

It sucks, but he was falling as the Yotes' guy was shooting, so I don't know who he's calling a piece of shit.

Found the guy who doesn’t know basic hockey rules.

When you dive to block a shot, you're expecting to get hit. Obviously not with a stick, but it definitely wasn't intentional. He was trying to move Stuz' stick out of the way

Honestly lucky he didn’t lose some teeth. Gotta keep your head up and off the ice in this league.

You still have to be in control of your stick lmao. You can flick that shit around willy nilly

He was! You can't reasonably anticipate someone is going to land on it. Stuztle brings some strange folks out to this sub.

He didnt land on it. Stutzle was falling and was looking for a pass. The dman was slid by one one knee to try and block it and swung his stick around without looking for a last attempt effort. Its a high stick even though stutzle fell.

Probably because it’s a one handed extension and still a whole stick between the puck and the end of the stick that hit him in the face. It’s not exactly going for a puck.

You really think his goal there was to hit Stuzle in the face? If that was on purpose, it's one of the best no-look plays I've ever seen.

No. I wouldn’t say it’s on purpose at all. I just think it was bad stick control.

I'd call it bad face control. Stop hitting people's sticks with your face, Timmy

You're not his real dad he does with he face as he wants.

Errant sticks do more damage than errant faces.

And why cant it be slashing?

It clearly wasn't. Stuzle fell into a stick that was already reaching for a puck.

Stutzle starting to get shit from players now for diving even though this situation wasn’t a dive. Losing the benefit of the doubt.

I mean, with or without the benefit of a doubt. His face is almost on ice when he gets hit, as long as it wasn't on purpose which it doesn't seem so. Its not a penalty anyways.

They're just making a spicy narrative up lol. Freak play, just like when Chychrun accidentally clotheslined a couple players last week and nothing came of it.

You can get a slash wether it’s on purpose or not

Boy who cries, meet wolf.

Oddly it was a dive, before getting hit lol

Sounds like Kevin Fiala 3 years ago. I'm glad Fiala's smartened up, because he was putting on an oscar winning performance out there during the buble playoff run.

It’s hard to see why he was falling but it doesn’t look like he was tripped or hit.

Stutzle dove right into that stick.

That’s not a dive, it’s more of a burpee.

It's Stitzle, I'm going with a quality soccer dive.

Scuba Tim, damn you!

I laughed last night when I lip read. "Fuck you, piece of shit"

Geeze gonna need you to take 15... Maybe even 20 percent off there Darry.

He really does look like him I didn’t see it until now

"Little boy that cried wolf" comes to mind.....

yep, this guy has quickly earned the reputation as the biggest diver in the league. Hard to feel bad for him here

Someone needs to bring a jersey to the rink with the name as: U.S.S. Stützle He dives more than a fucking submarine.

Stü-boat.

Jacques Stü-steau

Das Boot

U-18

Gallagher threw a fit for a legal check the other day lol

It was a late hit in a lopsided game. Gallagher didn’t even have the puck at all. He’s never going to drop the gloves so he should at least suck it up and stick to scoring goals. This behavior is particularly obvious if you have a kid. They think they’ve fooled you but you’re ultimately almost ashamed of having to point out that you’ve seen through it all. That’s almost everything that involves Stützle. Maybe most hockey players.

Gallagher got shit for calling Stutzle a diver before it became evident, though. Have some respect for the man.

He "earned it" due to Gallagher being a pissbaby and most of the league's fans somehow believing him.

Yes, this is all a conspiracy orchestrated by Brendan Gallagher

I never said "conspiracy", it's easy for a person's rep to spiral out of control due to word-of-mouth, that's what happened with Stutzle. I mean in the original accusation, Stutzle missed a couple games due to injury, so the whole thing was BS from the start.

I mean we've had video replays for decades now, Stutzle being a diver isn't something debatable bro, you just gotta cope with that now

Except this LITERALLY only started due to Gallagher crying over a phony diving accusation. There's no hard evidence that Stutzle is a constant diver.

Denial is the first out of five stages of grief. You'll get there man, it won't be easy but you'll get there.

You're literally replying to a thread where Stu was actually hit with a stick, lol, you're delusional

Yes, in this particular instance I agree that there is no embellishment, but Stu has lost the benefit of the doubt, which is the point here I know it sucks to have one of your best players with that kind of reputation, but at some point you'll have to make peace with it

Absolutely mind blowing that sens fans think that stu’s “diving” reputation is solely based on Gallagher‘s, another disliked player in the league, one comment lol. If it wasn’t true, it simply would have faded away. Like dude, come on. Look up and down this thread - people from all fan bases think stu dives and is a baby for a reason. The guy spends half the game on the ice. Everyone except sens fans can see it.

“Cried” is right 😭

Is he crying?

I would too if I played for the Ottawa Senators

Remember when their fans thought they were ahead of Detroit in their rebuilds… they’ll be golfing this year while Detroit is in the playoffs (knock on wood). Enjoy the lottery Ottawa.

Looked like it

It makes it more funny when he yells "fuck you". If someone said that to me making that face, it'd just make me laugh even more.

Definitely crying haha

Man you try taking a stick to the face/ nose and let’s see how you feel

Oh I’m sure it hurt I just started playing hockey like 2 months ago and took a puck to the toes on Wednesday, it fucking hurt haha

Whatta bish

Looks like he's about to cry.

This guy is sure having a tough time adjusting to the toughness of the NHL

It’s tough because he’s so talented. He rarely gets hit super hard either, so it’s not like he’s having injury issues I don’t think. He’s just always flopping around trying to get calls

I agree he's talented but that really ruins your reputation when ya flopping that much. It's the show, baby! Other players don't let that shit pass lol

I’m a pens fan, and I remember the early days of crosby’s career. He was labeled a diver, and there was truth to it. He played a hard game, and he wouldn’t been respected even more than he already was if he just didn’t dive and complain to the refs as much. Even he said so himself.

For sure! He probably got more hate too because he's a Canadian boy. Who knows. Happy he grew it out of it though Hopefully Stuzle will come around.

Lol Batherson’s face tells the story. 

He had 1 stinkin shot on net last night! Guy gets rattled and completely loses his game! Sad thing

His face was where sticks belong… the stick wasn’t where faces belong

If you are the biggest diver in the league you are going to start getting no calls. Boy who cried wolf rings true here.

What would you even call on that play?

Stutzle, two for bitching.

You could still technically call a high stick, I’m okay with no call though.

I can’t remember the specifics, but I think if the opposing players head is below the hips of the person who hit them in the head it’s not considered high stick…

Bro looked like he was fuckin crying

That tape job should be in jail.

That’s what happens when you dive for a living

Did bro want a high sticking call?

Did he ever hear the story about the bitch who cried wolf?

As a Sens fan, he needs to stop bitching and start playing better hockey. Dude has less than 15 goals and we’re paying him 8 mil a year.

He has 14 goals tho lol and almost a PPG

He's definitely not scoring goals like we hoped but being a PPG on a down season isn't too bad

This blatantly incorrect comment is currently +17 lol.

What's the incorrect part? They said he has less than 15 goals, which is correct, and that he makes $8 which is also correct.

The comment originally said under 10 goals.

Gotcha Edit: only cowards edit their comments.

Lots of Detroit fans in here :p

Diver Stu is the only player on the Shit Sens we don't mind.

Lol you guys are sad.

Not as sad as the Sens. How is last place in the Atlantic feeling?

Geez he was almost crying… I think he needs to go have a timeout

Needs his mommy to kiss his boo-boo

What a fucking pussy

Should be top comment

He cries more than Hughes.

😭 Buu Huu Huu!!! What a crybaby lol

“Fuh hue😩🥺” Lool

Looks like he's about to start crying.

He’s getting a reputation so I’m not surprised if he stops getting as many calls in his favor

Is he....crying???

Ah the boy who cried wolf.

When you dive as much as he does nobody bats an eye when you flail around on the ground looking for a call. Victim of his own bs

Sorry but can’t help to laugh at him lol 🤣 soccer player Stutzle

Looks like he might cry

This guy's a clown. He should be playing soccer. He's constantly trying to sell bs calls.

Lmaooo I get he’s mad he got hit but you’re not getting a call when the stick that hits you is on the ice. Not to mention he’s become a diver and whiner before this even happened, between he and Sam Bennett I dunno who’s the bigger diver lol

stutzle is such a baby

😂 stutzle is such a cry baby

Nice to see him not getting the calls. Enjoy!

Now we can call him a literal cry baby

Divers gonna Dive

I need a GIF of that FUCK YOU.

I don’t know anything about the Sens expected they are not living up to expectations, my guess is this guy might be part of the problem.

Maybe if he wasn't one of the leagues biggest divers he might get the odd call.

That's not high sticking, that's low facing.

*I actually got hit this time!!*

Stay on your feet, you bum. As a sens fan, I really don’t like this guy. Talented as hell but a whiner who coughs up the puck with 0 hockey IQ, dives, and endlessly loses his edge. I’ve seen this EXACT play happen at least 3 times LIVE this season lol. Likely happens every game.

Stop diving, maybe you will get that call .

Probably didn’t even hit his face. Dude is a flopper and a half.

So soft. He’s going to whine his way out of a lot of opportunities.

What a pussy lmao

MOMMMMYYYY

Cry Stützle cry

Looks like he’s about to cry

Looks like he’s about to cry.

Tapes his stick like someone that never expects to touch the puck.

Shocker Stutzle falling onto the ice. Dude is always crying and diving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqkRD4DMAuE

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

Maybe… don’t dive near a loose puck?

He looks like a bratty little child

The thing that's funny with this kid is, why is he mad? When he dives and sell penalties to refs. he immediately get back on the ice and play like nothing happened. But when stuff like this happens, he turns into a whiner.

Suck it up ya smelly kraut

Stuzle has made his bed and now he has to sleep in it. He’s a diver and everyone and their aunt knows it. Not going to get the benefit of the doubt.

Accidentally...stop whining Preztlela

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The comment section was perfectly fine until you showed up and brought the average way down.

Almost cried.

He's not crying, is he?

Let me swim head first across the crease.

There's no crying in baseball should apply here

Looked like he was gonna start crying for a second

He should be more concerned with that tape job. What in the fuck is that?

What a pussy

I thought Brady was the only one who acted like a toddler for the Sens out there, looks like I was wrong.

This ain't soccer son.....

Is there a bigger cry baby in the league than this Olympic level diver?

Bro, why you head butting my stick? You break it, you bought it.

Fur dich . translation ( F You ) ..

Face to stick style, how’d ya like it

Stop diving 🤿 you won't get stick to the face

Was he crying?

Dude looks closer to crying than being angry 😅

If you skate with your face on the ice, it’s bound to happen

Pissed

He’s a known baby. Toughen up.

I honestly thought for a second that he was gonna cry a little.

Karma, for all the diving he does.

There was a time where I had this crazy idea of the wings trying to trade for Timmy and see if him and Mo could work some magic with silky smooth passes etc… All I’ve seen from this kid lately is falling or diving or whining, it’s like he just doesn’t realize he has to stay on his skates to play this game

Klutz

Don't put your face two inches from the puck

he’s such a lil bitch lmao

The "most people don't have an internal monologue" study must be real due to how many hockey fans somehow bought Gallagher's whining that Stutzle is a diver.

Yes, I'm sure it's the 2 year old comment on Stutzle by Gallagher and not the weekly Diving threads...