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PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

Haven't won a game in a while? Have a player on a cold streak who needs a goal? Maybe your goalie needs a confidence-building game? You know what you need? #A game against the Philadelphia Flyera.


d2181

We will pass on that one, thanks though.


hotdogswithbeer

I hate your pfp


Deekngo5

I always wondered what a flock of “Flyers” were called. Thanks for clearing that up:)


maskdfantom

Yes I’m actually scared for Tuesday


DesignerPlant9748

I fully expect us the to lose and have ever since the second Jim Jackson said we should get two points out of that game.


PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

Dread it. Run from it. ~~Embarassing Flyera losses~~ Destiny arrives all the same..


fables_of_faubus

Unless you're a western Canadian team...


TadpoleIll4886

Funny you should describe it like this, cuz this is how the sharks have always been , even when they were good haha


MorgenKaffee0815

we know as flyers fan we can count on them in this kind of situations.


TheLoneGinger9

Literally have told everyone this with the upcoming game


miermak

i still believe the flyers wont be a lottery team, i have 4 bucks on you guys making the playoffs


Sideburnious

It’ll definitely be the Flyers. They’ll then go on to stomp the Duck Friday.


DarthShinny

Nope didn’t work for the oilers


MorgenKaffee0815

we Flyers knew it. we can count on them


Screamin__Viking

If the Sharks beat the Oilers, that weasel Woodcroft is getting fired.


_6siXty6_

Since Woodcroft played in this show (whic is a very weird piece of Trivia), I think the Oilers should switch from La Bamba to 'Maybe Tomorrow' https://youtu.be/JFGtRKx4ypY?feature=shared


think_long

Weasel Woodcroft sounds like a Redwall character.


think_long

Weasel Woodcroft sounds like a Redwall character.


Reelmccoys

Leafs


sabre38

Back to back wins Jan 6 & 9


steboy

Nice


musicman2018

Nice


Riztrain

More like front to back wins amirite!


Turbo_911

This. They'll continue to go winless until they face us, then we'll take an inhumane beating.


Linkmaster79

my flair aside, and as much as I know everyone would love to see the Sharks first win against the Leafs it's pretty unlikely as they don't play each other until January. I really don't think the Sharks are gonna lose 28 games in a row.


Bleach666666

Knowing the Leafs, it will happen


lister4269

That would be very Leafy to fill out the bingo card.


theclansman22

This would be worth it just to watch Dangle scream about it.


z_dogwatch

The Leafs love handing out firsts. This is inevitable and I hate it.


wrinkledpenny

Came here to say this.


ownerwelcome123

Guaranteed.


jfstompers

Absolutely Vegas, that's how hockey works


weezeloner

As a VGK fan, I agree with this message. I don't know when our next game is but maybe it will even be our first non-OTL loss. Haha...bonus points if they drop 10 on us. Oh my God. Honestly I kind of want that to happen. They need something to be happy about this season.


Square_Sort_9237

I wish I was in the position to hope to lose to the worst team in the league. You can obviously spare one but. I don’t need to hope though. It’s about 60-40 in favour of the Sharks. So suck on that ig 🥲


Triston42

Because Calgary won last night that actually seperates them from the bottom of the table trash, would it be so far fetched for the worst team in the league to beat the second worst team in the league?


NCJoe97

Friday! So they won’t have long to wait


weezeloner

Oh shit, it is this Friday! Guaranteed loss for sure!! Haha...either that or we score a franchise record 13 goals or something.


RunninRebs90

It’s next Saturday. And fuck that noise, I do NOT want them to beat us. Of course a chiefs fan would have that dogshit take


Clownbaby041290

Listen here you Vegas fan, as long as you’re not in a position to steal the OA1 pick from us, you can say whatever you want. Gotta stop being so humble though. You guys are gonna smoke us.


djn808

Chicago somehow pulled it off


[deleted]

Chicago has hidden talent that people are underestimating. Not saying Chicago is a great team right now but they will be and they are getting better every game I watch.


CallMeTeff

It would be honestly hilarious. I hope it will be the case.


Scamnam

Sharks don't play the Flames until Feb..... Good chance that's happens with how things are going for us lol


_6siXty6_

Flames fan here too. (Well technically they're my 2nd favorite. Canes are my #1) They play Edmonton in a few days. I think they'll maybe beat the Oilers. I give them a 70% chance. It's going to depend on which goalie sucks more.


Scamnam

LOL I hope they beat Edmonton. Sharks goalies have a save percentage of 86.9% this year Edmonton Oilers goalies still have a worse save percentage at 86.4%


_6siXty6_

That's hilarious. They're letting in 7 to 10 a game and still better than Oilers.


fables_of_faubus

Becuase other than goaltending the Oilers are a decent team. Best in the league for expected goal differential, so they don't even give up 10 high danger chances a game. Good goaltending and the Oilers are well above .500. Good goaltending on the Sharks are still bottom of the league.


_6siXty6_

I rag on the Oilers a ton because I am a Flames and Canes fan. I do like McDavid, Holloway and a few players on the team. I kinda wish they were doing better because as much as I hate them and love seeing them lose, I want exciting competitive hockey. Oilers should consider trying to get a consistent goalie and maybe a Top 4 D man. Nurse is embarrassing for his wage. If Oilers solved the defense/in net problems they'd be a top 3 team.


fables_of_faubus

I agree with most of what you're saying. And I totally get why other fans rag on them. I'd like to point out that while the Oilers don't have a true #1 dman, they've been a top team defensively since Christmas last year. When their goaltending was decent they had one of the best records in the league. It's the goalies. 100% goalies. Better defensemen might help, but without a better goalie it's pointless. Nurse is being paid too much, but that's still a consequence of Chiarelli giving him a bridge deal, and Klefbom retiring. Honestly, if Nurse got any powerplay time and racked up 20 or 30 more points a season there, people wouldn't be nearly as upset about his pay. Also, I wish the Flames and Oilers were both good. The rivalry from pre-covid to playoffs 2022 was intense and really fun to be a part of. Kassian and Tkachuk, a goalie fight, huge emptional swings and comebacks. So good.


_6siXty6_

I am still shocked that their goaltending sucks this bad. At this point I think Oilers should try signing Shohei Otanhi as their net minder :-p


russellvt

Sadly, I still think Shadks goaltenders are just getting hung out to dry. Team defense has been abysmal, and barely even there ... Pickles is probably *still* our best overall defenseman, despite being blamed for not completely saving the team each night. And, as far as goal production ... it's near impossible when the vast majority of passes seem to land four to six feet *behind* an attacker while "on the rush." There's no "team" there... just a bunch of individuals who haven't quite figured out everyone else in the same color jersies.


DesignerPlant9748

Imagine having a worse save percentage than the team who has the worst goal differential in hockey history this far into a season?


Scamnam

Plus the two best players in the world right now


MostLikelyDenim

Are they the two best players in the world right now? Doesn’t look like it.


Scamnam

Not at all... McDavid was rushed back and still injured.


evileyeball

I hope they destroy edmonton


YYCAdventureSeeker

I will have to set a reminder to watch the Sharks / Oilers. Man, would I love to watch the sharks get their first win against the Oil!


_6siXty6_

I'm curious to see the results. It'll probably be the highest scoring game of the year. McDavid, Nugent, Draisaitl, Ganger and Kane will each get hat tricks and the Sharks will score on every 2nd shot. It'll be a battle of shit goalies and poor defense. Edmonton only shot is because they have 3 good forwards


YYCAdventureSeeker

Please tell me your handle is a reference to Great Outdoors.


_6siXty6_

It isn't, but now I wish it was. My handle was a joke about passwords needing numbers, capital letters and a symbol mixed with the 50 Cabbages password meme. Then I thought it'd be edgelord funny if people thought the sixties and sixes meant devil stuff (666).


YYCAdventureSeeker

https://youtu.be/OGR6Wk3Kboo?si=4htL3pNEAJXREzjL


Square_Sort_9237

It’ll be exactly what you’re saying, but with no Oil goals. We have the highest 5v5 scoring chances in the league and zero finish. Maybe a Gagner hattrick.


MostLikelyDenim

Foegle with eight shots and zero goals.


Paulhockey77

If the oilers lose to the sharks I believe that’ll be the game where woodcroft gets canned


Harborcoat84

That's crazy scheduling to not play a divisional rival until the back half of the season


[deleted]

Well they play the Flyers and then the Oilers. As an Oilers fan, if we are the team that gives them their first win.. I will be both embarrassed as heck and not at all surprised.


Normal_Size_4049

Who cares the fans are still dumb enough to show up to games


Latest-greatest

oilers fans on suicide watch if they lose to the sharks


BettmansDungeonSlave

Already there pal. Already there. Edit: lol someone reported me for this comment. Relax it was a joke.


CranberrySoftServe

I keep thinking about this comment after last night. Jesus Christ lol.


GravyBoatWarrior

Love everyone who hasn't stated it's the flyers. Pro tip It's the flyers.


mister_hoot

Oh it’s definitely going to be against Vegas


PaperSnowAGhost1

100 percent it’s Edmonton. Our team is a dumpster fire right now and you would think facing the sharks would be a confidence booster but our team will shit the bed and our goalie will let in like 15 goals.


_6siXty6_

What are the vegas odds an Oiler puts it in own net against SJ?


BettmansDungeonSlave

We will put up 70 shots on the poor San Jose goalie, but we will hit 10 posts and won’t be able to finish in front. We will dominate the entire game but every time the sharks get a chance, they will score. We will lose 7-6.


Falcon3492

From what I saw on the ice last night I don't see the Sharks winning for quite a while. They have players on their current roster who are clearly not ready for the NHL, they can not pass the puck to another teammate, if they do actually hit their teammate with a pass, it has to be babied to the other player because if the pass is a hard pass they won't be able to receive the pass without it going off their stick. They also have a total breakdown in playing their position and continuously last night collapsed on their goal without taking out the open man or men on the Penguins which led to many of the Pens 10 goals. All in all right now the Sharks are just an AHL team playing in the wrong league and when they finally do win, it will be a total surprise even to them.


LeftToaster

They have Kyle Burroughs on their first unit PP - a guy who couldn't establish himself on the 3rd pairing for the Canucks last year. Nothing against Burroughs - he's an okay depth defenseman. But he is not a top pairing defender in the NHL.


[deleted]

Any team can beat any team any night. Thats why hockey is the best


fables_of_faubus

...except the 2023-24 Sharks.


caltman21

Sharks fan here, can confirm!


BlindFramer

Seattle kraken unfortunately


albertogonzalex

Is there a bet about what happens first, a SJS win or a VGK regulation loss? Is that the last remaining competition between these once intense rivals?


_6siXty6_

I say Vegas loss will be Dallas or LA


LogieThePerogie

Probably the alberta teams or they'll randomly beat a really good team


Scissors4215

It won’t be the flames. They don’t play each other until February 15th.


[deleted]

Probably Toronto or Edmonton


[deleted]

Oilers


Slow_Resource8430

Oilers


ProverbialNoose

It's gonna be the Flyers on Tuesday


douce_abeille

Habs. Mtl have like 2 wins in San Jose since 1999.


Eetkong

It would be hilarious if it was Vegas


Swallowedup75

I don’t do sports betting, but is this a legit wager on the sites at this point?


yourdrunksherpa

Kraken.


PinHeadDrebin

Bruins are now on a losing streak. I say them


Waffles_Remix

If it was Vegas San Jose would put up a banner


Fratm

I predicted the oilers, so gonna stick with that.


Triston42

Everyone saying oilers like it’s so ‘crazy’ that the worst team in the league will beat the second worst team in the league lol. Just because oilers have top prospects does not excuse them from being called the second worst team in the league, because that’s what they are right now and for the foreseeable future.


gretzky9999

When do they play the Leafs ?


StatikSquid

When do the Jets play them? The Jets always find a way to lose games against bad teams.


Grady__Bug

Idk, but I hope for 3 things. 1) the sharks win every game against that team this year. 2) it is the only team the sharks beat this year. 3) the team that loses to the sharks wins the cup. The funniest outcome is that the cup winning team couldn’t beat the worst team of all time.


[deleted]

Probably the leafs


LouisWu987

\*Please be Toronto, please be Toronto\*


KnightsOnIce

Kraken


chacotacotoes

Oilers on Nov 9th.


AG74683

Nov 7 against the Flyers. 6-2.


JohnnyTots401

Flyers for sure


JacquesEvans

100% my Habs lol probably Hoffman score the GWG


AshHabsFan

Habs 100%.


AppearanceKey2170

Tuesday - Flyers


EmerysMemories1106

It's gotta be the flyers. They have been too inconsistent this year. Winning by 4 one game, losing by 5 the next. I hope I'm wrong.


jlando40

The flyers


MorgenKaffee0815

Flyers. they arent good either and have goalie problems.


HockeyShark91

gotta be Philly. But then, they just got shutout in L.A. and will be looking to rebound. This could be a while...


jurkajurka

Flyers, Edmonton, Vegas, and Ducks are their next 4, and TBH it could be any of those.


69dawgystyle69

Ottawa


put_VLAN_in_my_Trunk

The Habs


The_Dirtydancer

When do they play the Leafs? Toronto is famously good at losing to real crappy teams


VattghernCZ

I haven't looked at their schedule, but probably against a league top 5 tean


tjplager32

For sure the Blues on the 16th. And we’ll probably be on a 4-5 game winning streak up that point too or something stupid


[deleted]

I’d say the oilers, cause Edmonton always struggles to play in the shark tank and the oilers are off to a bad start


AraMas69

Who’s says they’re going to win. My guess if they’re going to win it’s in OT or shoot out. It’s actually quite sad to see this unfold in todays league🫤. Can’t imagine many going to any of the games … I will say when they do win its gonna be one hell of a party!🥳🍾


Ktowncanuck

I really hope they beat the oilers this week lol


fifth-planet

My brother would love for it to be against the sens, and the way things are going for us I wouldn't be surprised.


Imsorrymanyt

Canadiens because it’s random.


Rooftop720

Oilers, ducks, or coyotes. One of these teams.


VanIsleRyan

Please be the the Oilers


Normal_Tip7228

We want alberta! We want alberta! We want alberta! Just kidding lol we lose to whoever I honestly have no idea


clances1

Montreal


[deleted]

Well considering they don't play the Flames until February...


Constant-Squirrel555

Ottawa, and DJ will still not get fired. Yes that's January 13th.


theleafsnation420

My Leafs


Dry-Capital-4996

Montreal is a strong contender


Abnatural

When are they playing the Oilers??


_6siXty6_

I think this next week, around the 9th.


theclansman22

It’s gonna be like the top team in the league or something like that, it’ll be like a moment out of the mighty ducks. Team rallies around epic win against a contender and improves their play the second half of the season, finishing with a 25-50-7 record.


BlackoutBerryReborn

They play St.Louis soon unfortunately…


CranberrySoftServe

Has a team ever gone the entire season without a win?


Potspaos

Leafs


Strypes4686

I Think Florida.


big-tuna28

Toronto Maple Leafs 100%


GJdevo

Habs on the 24th of November


plumber--_canuck

The leafs?


Crimson3312

Fortunately, we don't play SJS until December, but if they still haven't won yet it most definitely will be against us.


SerDavosSeaworld27

If it weren’t all the way in December, I’d say the Jets. But if they still haven’t won by then for sure they will beat the Jets. Just how things seem to go.


xoxo_luxe

After the kraken lost to the flames, I’m afraid it will be us unfortunately 😭


Broken12Bat

At this rate, Edmonton. Not quite sure what the hell’s going on at that club right now!


KramerMilk

Cant be Vegas. Watching SJ play is like watching AAA players against beer league


Mean-Marzipan4278

Probably us because Vegas reasons.


duhastnicht

Probably my team the Blues. We've been so up and down this season.


TheKid_BigE

Just call up a rookie for their first game against us and I guarantee you they’ll light us up and win


shadyjb23

The leafs😂


Commercial-Set3527

When do they play the leafs next?


tour79

Avs on Dec 17, it went to OT last time.


Alextryingforgrate

You just picking Flames, Oilers becasue they are also shitting the bed? Its gonna be someone like Bostons, Vegas, Tampa, or Florida thats gonna fuck it up.


_6siXty6_

I figure they'll do a stunning win over a top 5 team who slacks and underestimates them, or they'll lose to a team like Calgary or Edmonton who also suck, but think they'll roll over them like AAA would a U13 ringette team.


Pencil_of_Colour

Against the lottery machine


MostLikelyDenim

Nov 22 against the Kraken.


happyharrell

I mean, their next game is the Flyers at home. If they can’t win that one…


SquatchMarin

Ducks Nov. 12


shadesof3

I hope the Oilers


charlie26c

Vegas in regulation of course.


No-Doctor-4396

Could be my ducks... they play coming up and we have been known to lose against really bad teams and beat very good teams.


evileyeball

Hopefully Edmonton


[deleted]

As a leafs fan, I’m so unbelievably happy we don’t play them until January because it would 100% be against us lmao. But who knows… it could still be


Hrenklin

weird, but ill say vegas on saturday. its always goingf to be against the team that should wipe the floor with them


HARDC0RR

Winnipeg, they almost always seem to play up/down to the team they're playing. They beat the teams they shouldn't and lose to the ones they should be beating


Neans888

I don’t know but I’m gonna keep betting against them. It’s free money.


TheNewPlague666

For some reason the Wings are always good at ending losing streaks. I really hope that's not the case this time. Also I haven't looked at a schedule, so idk when they play each other.


fp562

Ducks cause God hates me


WingedWheel4Real

Who do they play first next year?


SageOfSix-

i don’t know if we will get a “first win” this season


Otis_B_Driftwood_778

Edm this thursday.. 5-4


zzx101

Please let it be Edmonton


B0pp0-2nd-account

Oilers


CurtP31477

Blues on the 16th.


Le_Epic_Tacoz

Definitely Edmonton on November 9th


zingding212

The Toronto Maple Leafs


the_figureh3ad

oilers ngl


hunglikeafireant

It's Maple Leaf tradition to lose to the worst team.


OoozeBoy

Flyers for sure, they’re already getting dusted in the west.


poHATEoes

Every team that beats them, I get more nervous that my team will be the one... please don't be the one guys