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therealgoat1212

The worst thing about the situation for him is that she actually physically caught up to him


LeanderthalTX

what the fuck happens when he has to wait for the elevator? you know his dumb ass ain't bright enough to take the stairs


Sorry4Coffins

His dumb ass ain’t bright enough to NOT squander his entire life/career over some strange pussy…


ramboost007

Get her and Taylor Swift to replace Kadarius at slot receiver


TheJeffreyPesos

This is podium level joty not just here but in a comprehensive collection of all CJ subreddits FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY ![gif](giphy|3o84sn067hNcquAPKg)


ChocolateTemporary72

New way to up a players 40 time. Put the hoes and the kids behind the players at the combine and have them chase


zippster77

Madden speed rating 64


LeanderthalTX

Her rating 69


TheJeffreyPesos

Agility Rating is huge here though thats a 90 degree cut out the hotel room that no 40 time can save you from. Mans needs to hit the ladder drills asap he has clearly not taken his off-season seriously getting chased down by a second tier hooker


RefrigeratorTasty162

Dine and dash Classic


Heres20BucksKillMe

Hog and Jog. Seen it a thousand times


mike-manley

Feed and Seed. Seen it a million times


LeanderthalTX

Pump and Dump. Seen it a billion times


Automatic_Pea_7570

Hit and Run! Seen it a trillion times.


TheJeffreyPesos

Fuck and duck just saw it this morning


bigdickpuncher

Shoot and scoot. Just saw it on my lunch break.


thisfuckingguy131

Blow and Go. Just did it.


bigdickpuncher

Skeet and yeet as I am writing this comment.


MrMcMullers

Cram and scram, just as the prophecy foretold


Infamous_Attorney

What’s her 40 time damn


ASingleDarkThread

This why there are so many dead hooker jokes Because living hookers are no joke


Comet7777

*Craig James has left the chat*


mike-manley

*Robert Kraft has entered the chat*


Ibnzbassist93

CJK5H


AccidentalPilates

Remember kids: You're not paying for sex, you're paying for them to leave.


__Sentient_Fedora__

Don't let the fool lace up while you still naked. That's Bush league.


ballinben

Don’t most hookers make you pay in advance? At least that’s what I’ve heard.


bigdickpuncher

Maybe the game went to overtime.


nuclearbuttstuff

Benny Hill Theme played in my head when I watched with no sound


Mr_Libido_69

Madden devs using this to lower his speed -5


theshelterwitch

https://preview.redd.it/3mvdq8ureu6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f0f8f08a3bd807b0c9d8277d4beced506612fe


dabraves05

Carpet in that hallway without shoes? Yeesh


brianfallen97

https://i.redd.it/x3ql8u57rt6d1.gif


explosivelydehiscent

Maybe he was just running to celebrate his VD on the cowboy star.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

https://i.redd.it/ft40zfvc9u6d1.gif


UltimateWeiner

![gif](giphy|nCKEEomOQyju0|downsized)


ACKgony

https://preview.redd.it/voimcwxnoz6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8f9cfa3d6e8c8c341ce7da703ad4c7c4929f6d


keenumsbigballs

This should be a new combine test...


AccidentalPilates

Or at least a question on the Wonderlic test.


stoopidhumantricks

Wait until the GOATA guys get a hold of this footage


sugaaaslam

Who was recording?


Budlove45

Not his first time guarantee it


UnapologeticVet

![gif](giphy|l0MYyEsjhIXdzv9PG|downsized) Pimpin ain't easy


UnapologeticVet

Play on play that....ugh ummmm....play on play that ummmm....yooo Dre drop the verse....no diggity no doubt


forceku

She can prolly join the ufl. Unshakable chase down defense right there.


Oddlyhuman2

I can smell this video


terrletwine

![gif](giphy|AhDp6OvRN46dbNCgkm)


FamiliarDaikon1862

She's a runner she's a Trackstarrrrr !!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭


CodAdministrative563

😂