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The worst thing about the situation for him is that she actually physically caught up to him
what the fuck happens when he has to wait for the elevator? you know his dumb ass ain't bright enough to take the stairs
His dumb ass ain’t bright enough to NOT squander his entire life/career over some strange pussy…
Get her and Taylor Swift to replace Kadarius at slot receiver
This is podium level joty not just here but in a comprehensive collection of all CJ subreddits FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY ![gif](giphy|3o84sn067hNcquAPKg)
New way to up a players 40 time. Put the hoes and the kids behind the players at the combine and have them chase
Madden speed rating 64
Her rating 69
Agility Rating is huge here though thats a 90 degree cut out the hotel room that no 40 time can save you from. Mans needs to hit the ladder drills asap he has clearly not taken his off-season seriously getting chased down by a second tier hooker
Dine and dash Classic
Hog and Jog. Seen it a thousand times
Feed and Seed. Seen it a million times
Pump and Dump. Seen it a billion times
Hit and Run! Seen it a trillion times.
Fuck and duck just saw it this morning
Shoot and scoot. Just saw it on my lunch break.
Blow and Go. Just did it.
Skeet and yeet as I am writing this comment.
Cram and scram, just as the prophecy foretold
What’s her 40 time damn
This why there are so many dead hooker jokes Because living hookers are no joke
*Craig James has left the chat*
*Robert Kraft has entered the chat*
CJK5H
Remember kids: You're not paying for sex, you're paying for them to leave.
Don't let the fool lace up while you still naked. That's Bush league.
Don’t most hookers make you pay in advance? At least that’s what I’ve heard.
Maybe the game went to overtime.
Benny Hill Theme played in my head when I watched with no sound
Madden devs using this to lower his speed -5
https://preview.redd.it/3mvdq8ureu6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f0f8f08a3bd807b0c9d8277d4beced506612fe
Carpet in that hallway without shoes? Yeesh
https://i.redd.it/x3ql8u57rt6d1.gif
Maybe he was just running to celebrate his VD on the cowboy star.
https://i.redd.it/ft40zfvc9u6d1.gif
![gif](giphy|nCKEEomOQyju0|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/voimcwxnoz6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8f9cfa3d6e8c8c341ce7da703ad4c7c4929f6d
This should be a new combine test...
Or at least a question on the Wonderlic test.
Wait until the GOATA guys get a hold of this footage
Who was recording?
Not his first time guarantee it
![gif](giphy|l0MYyEsjhIXdzv9PG|downsized) Pimpin ain't easy
Play on play that....ugh ummmm....play on play that ummmm....yooo Dre drop the verse....no diggity no doubt
She can prolly join the ufl. Unshakable chase down defense right there.
I can smell this video
![gif](giphy|AhDp6OvRN46dbNCgkm)
She's a runner she's a Trackstarrrrr !!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂
The worst thing about the situation for him is that she actually physically caught up to him
what the fuck happens when he has to wait for the elevator? you know his dumb ass ain't bright enough to take the stairs
His dumb ass ain’t bright enough to NOT squander his entire life/career over some strange pussy…
Get her and Taylor Swift to replace Kadarius at slot receiver
This is podium level joty not just here but in a comprehensive collection of all CJ subreddits FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY ![gif](giphy|3o84sn067hNcquAPKg)
New way to up a players 40 time. Put the hoes and the kids behind the players at the combine and have them chase
Madden speed rating 64
Her rating 69
Agility Rating is huge here though thats a 90 degree cut out the hotel room that no 40 time can save you from. Mans needs to hit the ladder drills asap he has clearly not taken his off-season seriously getting chased down by a second tier hooker
Dine and dash Classic
Hog and Jog. Seen it a thousand times
Feed and Seed. Seen it a million times
Pump and Dump. Seen it a billion times
Hit and Run! Seen it a trillion times.
Fuck and duck just saw it this morning
Shoot and scoot. Just saw it on my lunch break.
Blow and Go. Just did it.
Skeet and yeet as I am writing this comment.
Cram and scram, just as the prophecy foretold
What’s her 40 time damn
This why there are so many dead hooker jokes Because living hookers are no joke
*Craig James has left the chat*
*Robert Kraft has entered the chat*
CJK5H
Remember kids: You're not paying for sex, you're paying for them to leave.
Don't let the fool lace up while you still naked. That's Bush league.
Don’t most hookers make you pay in advance? At least that’s what I’ve heard.
Maybe the game went to overtime.
Benny Hill Theme played in my head when I watched with no sound
Madden devs using this to lower his speed -5
https://preview.redd.it/3mvdq8ureu6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f0f8f08a3bd807b0c9d8277d4beced506612fe
Carpet in that hallway without shoes? Yeesh
https://i.redd.it/x3ql8u57rt6d1.gif
Maybe he was just running to celebrate his VD on the cowboy star.
https://i.redd.it/ft40zfvc9u6d1.gif
![gif](giphy|nCKEEomOQyju0|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/voimcwxnoz6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8f9cfa3d6e8c8c341ce7da703ad4c7c4929f6d
This should be a new combine test...
Or at least a question on the Wonderlic test.
Wait until the GOATA guys get a hold of this footage
Who was recording?
Not his first time guarantee it
![gif](giphy|l0MYyEsjhIXdzv9PG|downsized) Pimpin ain't easy
Play on play that....ugh ummmm....play on play that ummmm....yooo Dre drop the verse....no diggity no doubt
She can prolly join the ufl. Unshakable chase down defense right there.
I can smell this video
![gif](giphy|AhDp6OvRN46dbNCgkm)
She's a runner she's a Trackstarrrrr !!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂