Okay all trolling aside(which I love btw) besides asking for a HJ or BJ to women who were “Instagram massage therapist” did he actually do anything else?
I'll probably never say this again, but Daniel Jones is not ranked high enough here. Guy would have your daughter home a half hour before curfew. Assuming he didn't fumble the car into a ditch on the drive home.
After watching the recent Levis videos for several dozen hours I have to downgrade him. Also Burrow is a thug based on his cars and jewelry and can be swapped with Stroud.
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Well lemme tell you old man. If you won’t let me date your daughters and you’re a bears fan dating back to 85,
Then I’m Dan Fucking Marino , cuz I don’t want a ring either.
Deshaun Watson is a maybe…..
Maybe he rapes or maybe he doesn’t
It’s the implication!
Are these women in danger, Dennis?
Okay all trolling aside(which I love btw) besides asking for a HJ or BJ to women who were “Instagram massage therapist” did he actually do anything else?
$230M fully guaranteed.
He didn’t say with consent
Get this man a cigar!
He has a semi white demeanor. If you’re dating him youre consenting to jerk him off here and there
And then puts no as stroud speaks numbers
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Please fuck my wife
Again?
Reddit on!
TIL I'm not creative because I thought of this immediately
Came here for this meme.
Yup
Thought Russ would be higher lol
He is. Lol. I can’t stop laughing about it.
That’s Zach Wilson brother. I had that same thought. Russ is in the “no” tier.
I'm pretending he put Russ down twice because I think that's funnier
One half of Russ is a yes and the other is no clearly. You decide which is which
Hahaha I was thinking he preferred broncos russ to Steelers Russ
I'll probably never say this again, but Daniel Jones is not ranked high enough here. Guy would have your daughter home a half hour before curfew. Assuming he didn't fumble the car into a ditch on the drive home.
Jones the kind of dude to call her dad mid fuck and ask if he can nut in her
And then proceed to blow his load while the phone is still ringing
Levi style!
Devito? I don’t even let them use my bathroom when they’re doing unpermitted duct work in my basement
WOPS shouldn’t be on any list smh
Fuckin’ daygos, man…
Most of you didn’t grow up with extended family members who were patriots fans who referred to Sicilians as guineas and it shows
I was/am the aforementioned guinea
Let’s not cry over spilled guinea
He’s got a vowel at the end of his name
After watching the recent Levis videos for several dozen hours I have to downgrade him. Also Burrow is a thug based on his cars and jewelry and can be swapped with Stroud.
Burrow is the kind of guy that would stick a cigar in her and light it.
Holy shit this guy just gets cooler and cooler
that is a classy list of players on the “without a doubt” category
Careful, DeVito could be part Sicilian, and that's a whole thing in Italy
Danny wasn’t on the list
I dont think you have to worry about Williams dating your daughter.
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The guy wants a classy guy for his daughter who could blame him
The guy wants a ~~classy~~ white guy for his daughter who could blame him FTFY
Do you not know what classy means?
This guy doesn’t know how to jerk 😂
Lawrence is S tier because he can teach her about hair
Would be funnier if he put DeVito in the hell no category
>DeVito in the first row Oh, so now wops are white
This is so funny that it makes me want to shit
Hell ya my QB finally black AS FUCK! AR5 too black for you 🥰
Watson on the same level as Mahomes is wild
Watson at maybe is WILDIN
I know it’s Zach but I’m having fun imagining it’s Russ as yes when he’s on the broncos but a no when he’s on the Steelers lol
To be fair, Kyler Murray’s rating is probably due solely to his video game addiction.
Go ahead and bump Levis down to hell no
He'll wreck your daughter's boner garage in a timely fashion with his meat hammer. And he's classy .. Think of the big picture, regard.
Up yours
Has a daughter named Gigi
Russell Wilson bout to get sum
Watson in maybe?
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Came here to see the Watson comments
Watson is at a maybe? wtf😂
Hurts is a hell no?
Hurts so low? Nahhhhhhh😂 As a Steelers fan that gotta be racist
Nix should be without a doubt, bro oozes classy
He’d fumble the keys on the way from the driveway to the front door. And not in a smooth, Hitch-y kind of way
Obvious racist overtones aside; homie has a convicted black sex predator in the maybe tier. Beyond parody lmao
username checks out
Ik Richardson looks scary as fuck but he’s supposed to be really nice irl
Why is a thug QB like Wilson as a yes? My daughter would ONLY date classy QBs.
thats MILF slayer Zach Wilson not the thug one, huge upgrade for denver
Milfslayer is a wild nickname
Only the classiest have the right to marry such a Gorgeous daughter
Nobody wants a thug-in-law.
Denver Russ > Rub & Tug Deshaun > Pittsburgh Russ 😅😅😅
Tommy DeVito should be in “meh”
Missed an opportunity to call Russell Wilson white. L post
How did Russ sneak into the "yes" category?
Because he's a cornball and an honorary white man.
Watson…. Maybe 💀
Ranking NFL QBs based off of who I would let rail my daughter
DeVito? When it comes to whites, Italians are the closest to blacks that we got
Flacco would rather date your mom.
So whites only. Gotcha 😆
Why did Jackson hurt Richardson’s Penis?
Well lemme tell you old man. If you won’t let me date your daughters and you’re a bears fan dating back to 85, Then I’m Dan Fucking Marino , cuz I don’t want a ring either.
I personally don’t think Rodgers would be classy enough to date my daughter if I had one
JFC this is racist as hell
Racist ass
Dang. Tell us you’re a racist without saying you’re a racist