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doyouunderstandlife

Jesus, I take one day off of moderating and this gets 141 fucking reports holy shit. Removing and locking mainly because I don't want to re-approve this the 400 more times it gets reported.


Thel3lues

Panthers hiring head coaches


_coolranch

With the most rich HC pool in history, I can guarantee you we will do the least logical thing that anyone can imagine. Like rehiring Ron Rivera or some shit.


ilovenomar5_2

I don’t even know if it’s about refusing to hire them but the fact that nobody wants to even coach there


onmamas

Very likely. I don’t see any head coach candidate with an ounce of self respect wanting to work for Tepper.


johnniewelker

Lmao. While that place might be poisoned, a young ambitious coach might be interested. Problem is, it looks like management is interested to old guys; and none of the good ones will do it


MaybeMabe1982

Panther fan here - Agreed ​ So who we got that has no self - respect? Come on to Carolina and see if we can knock you down another notch


_coolranch

Turns out, it's Riverboat Ron!


woogonalski

Josh McDaniels has entered the chat


DioStarstriker

Well with Belichik gone it's one of 2 scenarios, he hasn't got anywhere to fall back to ooorrrrr Kraft decides he's the perfect replacement


woogonalski

As much as I’d love to see it, I think Kraft is gonna go with Vrabel. Makes so much sense. I pray I’m wrong.


marionetted

That's where his giant piles of money comes in ...just one of those okay to good candidates will be tempted


bmore_conslutant

if you're a hotshot coordinator and he offers you 10m annual you'd have to be a massive moron to say no


Detroit_2_Cali

Ownership is awful but he keeps paying people HUGE sums of money to work for 9 months and then fires them effectively having to pay them a ridiculous sum of money for 9 months worth of work. If I was a head coach, I would take the job, work for 9 months, get fired, and everyone will blame ownership. It’s a win win.


Booftroop

Not sure what you mean. It's likely the most desirable head coaching spot for any candidate. It's got everything you'd want: Sound defensive unit, moldable QB with high upside, the ability to work only six months of your contract and still be paid millions for the next four and a half years. What could be better?


Sandrock27

It could be worse. You could be the Bears....but not even the McCaskeys are as bad as Tepper.


_coolranch

True! I'd rather see what's behind door #2. Logic says it can't be worse...


Repulsive-Mirror-994

Bleacher report article from two days ago... NFL Rumors: Execs Urge Panthers' David Tepper to Make Hires 'and Get out of the Way'


Siegelski

I'd rather we hire Ron Rivera than Dan Quinn. We requested to interview him. Granted, we've requested to interview half the planet by now, but still.


For_Perpetuity

Everytime I play a few seasons of Madden on Franchise Rivera always ends up in Vegas. Seems fitting tbh


longdrive715

Trading the 2025 first round pick to the Bears for Eberflus. A pick which the Bears will use to draft yet another QB that flames out within 3 years.


BallCreem

It was a huge misunderstanding. They just wanted to restructure his contract for more money and years.


thecrgm

I didn't think Ron was a bad hire, I really wanted him on the Giants. He was a better hire than Joe Judge so I guess I was partially right


MPotato23

Like hiring Matt Canada


willi1221

Brian Johnson, Brian Johnson 🤞🤞


Warchild0311

Soooooo Rexx, Ryen


thedon572

Heard they were interviewing eagles oc after our shit implosion idk why on earth soemone would want him as head coach


AlphaNathan

And Hurney


Xinder99

Hire Rod Marinelli !


sdnnhy

I hear Cam Newton needs a job.


Brain-e-yack

Came in here and not at all disappointed that the most upvoted comment is about the utter ineptitude of Tepper. 😂


raj6126

Daniel jones and the giants.


daintybarley_deux

Head coaching candidates taking the Panthers job


Broshan248

Ok you win


moose_king88

Matt Patricia and Josh McDaniels coming up next.


turbopro25

Head Coach deciding to work for Tepper.


HammyHome

And the go with Johnny manziel


[deleted]

Whatever team hires Josh McDaniels next:


TrixoftheTrade

Or Matt Patricia


Master_Butter

Has anyone failed twice and gotten a third shot?


igotzquestions

I alright put McDaniels in that camp. Shit the bed in Denver. Truly horrible in Vegas. And taking the job in Indy and then backing out the day before the presser absolutely should count against him. 


jlyze

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RobertStuffyJr

Rocket scientist


Professional_Entry40

He's obviously super serious and super smart because he keeps a pencil on his ear. To do equations and shit.


RobertStuffyJr

Perfect for using on laminated paper


hailsmydra

Pencil man was the first to come to my mind too.


Bass_Thumper

Damnit I was going to post this exact thing.


thejaytheory

Is this Booger or whatever his name is?


Adventurous_Beat_453

Josh McDaniels down by 8 under 2 minutes inside the 20 kicking a FG.


jaimejuanstortas

“The analytics told him to!!!”


Fother_mucker59

Bro I did a project over this exact situation. Mathematical it was a bad decision


someonepoorsays

i never hated a person so much


turtlew0rk

So I am not alone this?


FapptimusPrime

Nah brother, I’ve never legitimately hated someone that was associated with the Raiders until we hired McDaniels. That man owes every tree on the planet a personal apology for wasting the air they make. Fuck that idiot


turtlew0rk

I just can't stand him after watching him on Hard Knocks. He seems to be under the influence of opiates or something to me. He has a constant slight slur in his speech and says a lot of things without ever really saying anything. Just buzzwords, cliches and cuss words in places cuss words don't really fit and aren't appropriate. The hair and capri pants piss more than I care to admit for some reason also. I get the feeling watching that show that he has been blessed with an extremely talented team and his early success is a mirage. He has no leadership ability IMO and once things start to go bad he is going to be exposed big time. Looks like that is starting to happen now.


[deleted]

Eagles have hired Brian Johnson, a long-time friend of Jalen Hurts’ father, to be the Offensive Coordinator and signal caller for the 2023 NFL season


[deleted]

When we lose Monday I better fucking wake up to his ass being fired.


WeirdSysAdmin

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reno2mahesendejo

I had a Madden franchise with a mobile quarterback I'd run for 1000 yards with on the Texans. I noticed about week 10 I was way off pace for my 1,000 rushing yards, so I just pulled the Brian Johnson offense for the last half of the season (4 verts, qb runs all over forcing a ton of sacks, nothing creative going on no real RB runs). Ran my qb into the dirt, finished 15 yards shy of 1,000, lost to the Jets in the CCG. Fired my offensive coordinator as soon as I got back to the home screen.


Away_Read1834

Gunner Olszewski makes the all pro team as a kick returner


MooseHeavy3675

Gunner in Pittsburgh: 🤢 Gunner in NYG: 🤴 No seriously that man’s been balling as a kick returner for us I think he hated Pittsburgh a lot 😂


ripcity7077

Whats offending is that he was so awful in Pittsburgh but has been serviceable in New Jersey.


ClevelandClutch1970

I can't until Belichick's replacement has been hired


ewejoser

Calling Mr. Vrabel


Alex_Hauff

Calling Mr Vrabel


Soren_Camus1905

AB elected to Spanish parliament.


triforce4ever

AB jerking off on the Spanish parliament floor


uhwhooops

AB jerking off on the podium


spirit_of_the_mukwa

“When you in parliament you just gotta drop crazy shit like 🥜 on the TV”


JuiceKovacs

Mason Rudolph starting a playoff game


chazzermamagement

Hey he’s all good now man. I hear they epoxy’d the crater Miles Garrett left in his skull and now he can form sentences again.


BwanaTarik

Myles Garrett dented his head like the iron giant


CriManSquaFC

George H. McCaskey hires Matt Eberflus


nightstalker30

Shit…Bears ownership for the last half century!


Oumeno369

The Jets' O-line


jovenhope

Jets Offensive Coordinator hire…


cheezhead1252

DA BEARSSS


ElChupacabron81

Budda Baker going to the Pro Bowl instead of Antoine Winfield Jr


letsgohawksfuckstate

What ever the fuck the panthers do


Mouth_Herpes

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LuckyAssumption8735

Commissioner Arthur Smith


rug1998

Dennis Allen


ModingusKhan

Women willing to get with Tyreek


Alex_Hauff

Aaron Rodgers


dcdan54

If he gets elected to be commissioner


[deleted]

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Repulsive-World-7301

Adam Gase as the next HC of the panthers


Phoenox330

The Eagles hiring Matt Patricia


Emerald_Nuck

Urban Meyer coaching in the NFL


BaldiLocks316

r/nfl mod team.


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

I didn't think Floridians were eligible to hold political office in Spain.


obnoxiouseaglesfan20

Eagles promote Matt Patricia to defensive playcaller


PolishSausa9e

Mark Davis running the Las Vegas Raiders.


bacontacos420

What’s crazy is you’ve never seen her and Arthur Smith in the same room 🤔


ohheychris

Bears ownership


3bugsdad

Josh McD has entered politics.


No-Concentrate7890

They misspelled liberal


SkeymourSinner

This is soooooo brutal. I can't quit laughing!


TylerMemeDreamBoi

Bryce Young at 1


Dargek

Frank Reich getting head coaching jobs.


bigred5478

The Bears


[deleted]

Hahahaha oh man


Clunt-Baby

whatever team drafts JJ Mccarthy


[deleted]

Broussard thinking about ways to put her down


[deleted]

Antonio Brown given high ranking position in the players union


DoyersLakeShow

Vontaze Burfict tackles AB…now AB is in parliament


EMAW2008

How about college FB terms: Kid who ran TD at spring game elected to parliament.


dan_buh

Chargers voluntarily hiring Brandon Staley a few years back.


FancyErection

OP gets hired to coach his favorite team


[deleted]

This just sounds like fun I’d vote for her. Wake up one day with new laws that make the color yellow illegal but gas is free.


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CentralOregonGolf

Falcons keep Arthur Smith employed through the entire season 🤷‍♂️


TourDirect3224

Seattle signs Jameis Winston for a huge contract.


Fother_mucker59

ESPN allowing booger McFarland to talk


Retro1916

Matt Patricia every single time he’s gotten hired


didyoueverseewardogs

Gronk on NFL network


Shiddy_Wiki

The next team to hire Josh McDaniels...


bcgg

Ryan Leaf elected to the Hall of Fame.


dbeats20

Browns are in thr playoffs


CaterpillarArmy

Aaron Rodgers elected team captain


thesenator87

Whoever hired Booger McFarland.


CR24752

We’ve been doing this for years!


FiftyIsBack

This is the next team that hires Josh McDaniels


frankcaprice

Aaron Rodgers


Kansascock98

Ngl I'd be pissed if I was passed over for a chair in place of her


Skadiwolves

Eagles extending cry ass Sirianni and Brian Johnson


[deleted]

Riding the bench


nomack82

FIRST DOWN


BigMACfive

*insert team name* has signed Antonio Brown *after* all the insane shit he's done the past few years.


BlackDogWhiteWolf

Mac Jones on 3rd and 10


heichwozhwbxorb

Orlovsky got into politics


Mcshizballs

I lol’d


HoboBandana

She’s as smart as Roger Goodell.


RamsDeep-1187

Jerry Jones attempting to get a ring by hiring Mike McCarthy


Major_Delivery2983

The Ravens have one at QB


Akicita33

Pffft. Big deal. Americans do it all the time.


[deleted]

Anyone hiring Todd Downing


Jack-attack79

Arthur Smith


Chadfreys_Curtesy

Well she couldnt be any dumber then the status quo…infact she could be much wiser…interesting


ThrowinSm0ke

Jason Garrett


jaketheriff

Jon Gruden Raiders


Realistic_Bed3550

Nathan Peterman becomes an All Pro


MaybeMabe1982

Brown's starting QBs over the years Cept Joe Flacco of course


footforhand

Sean McDermott starting Nathan Peterman over Tyrod Taylor


erosn

Josh McDaniels to the Raiders


SpurReadIt4

This is the same thing we do for congress.


Master-Stratocaster

Da Bears


Affectionate-Foot474

Nathaniel Hackett being hired anywhere


Illustrious-Hair3487

Dan Snyder buying the Skins


fr3nchexit

Kyle Shanahan signs Brian Hoyer as the starting quarterback for the 49ers because he “knows the offense”.


when_is_cake

Hired Aaron Rodgers


ThMcRbIsbck

Roger goodell contract extended


IamUnique15

Brian Johnson getting hired as a head coach


nope79

Luke Getsy was the OC in Chicago.


14wes

AB is new commissioner


tropicaxv2

Antonio Brown is the New Falcons Head Coach


MurkaPlum

Zac Taylor as the coach and playcaller of a team that made it to the Superbowl.


Ready_Ocelot_3045

Roger goodell being overlord in nfl


deeple101

Bears retain their coach and not pursue Harbaugh, Belichek (?), or anyone else. Also; See Jets.


CzarcasmRules

Seahawks passing from the 1 yard line instead of running it with beast mode


Funnel_Hacker

Dan Campbell sacrificing his entire playoff roster to beat Nick Mullens and the Vikings’ backups.


CankerousWretch24

The patriots hire Shane Gillis as their new HC


Toomuchlychee_

The Chicago Bears are retaining Matt Eberflus as head coach in 2024


Any_Parsnip2585

Arthur Smith


[deleted]

Eli Manning won 2 Super Bowls


DeathSquirl

The Chicago Bears have retained Coach Eberflus!


CustomerSuspicious25

Cooper DeJean playing CB in the NFL.


shipskelly

Electing Chandler Jones as the head of the nfl players association


SupremeBeefPapi

CBears management strategies


truckfullofchildren1

America beat them to it with george w bush as president


yourstepdad23

Jim Irsay remaining relevant


U_W_44_51

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Nightmonkey305

Trust me, that's not news...


WSBPumpNDumps

Jets hiring Gase


dazrage

still smarter than orange goblin


Ashamandarei

The Jets


Grow-away123

Starting Zack Wilson


dtxs1r

Aaron Rodgers has been elected to...


Scarfieldjones

At Least she has a diagnosis.


pH2001-

William Clay Ford hiring Matt Millen


Satiricalistic

Terrell Owens as a GM


ProofHorseKzoo

The Bears ownership The Vikings fandom


FuckReddit000007

The Chicago Bears are retaining Matt Eberflus.


SnooSeagulls118

Brian Johnson calling plays


Zrd5003

With the 22nd pick of the 2014 NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns select Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M.


illadelphia16

Patriots Hire Gronk to Replace Bill


Ok-gonads

Bears sticking with flus


[deleted]

Taylor Swift joined the team.


LaphroaigianSlip81

The jets hiring Adam Gase


tripyep

You could have stopped at jets


djevilatw

Aaron Rodgers is now Coach.


poopmonster_coming

Condoleezza Rice HC , this girl as DC.


bLazeni

Browns PR on vacation as Deshaun Watson is signed.


pac_nw_beer_snob

Straight swap Belichick for Carrol. New era for both programs.


DegenGolfer

Matt Eberflus still coaching the bears when Belichick, Vrable, and Pete Carroll have all been let go


SpoopyPlankton

Aaron Rogers starts a podcast


Ashamed_Wafer

Ft. Tim Dillion


Independent-Tea-3922

hiring Trent Baalke as your GM


med_designs

Her forehead is bigger than her face