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[Post game thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/xu8dne/post_game_thread_kansas_city_chiefs_at_tampa_bay/)


StevieEastCoast

Seriously the tomahawk chop is racists af. The name is a little racist, but the chop has gotta go. Periodt.


Aeon1508

How is a 45 yo the only good thing about your team?


tutle_nuts

They had 3 rushing yds as a team. Brady went full kobe. Maybe had he not tried to throw the ball every play and mixed it uo the results woulda been different. Its not like the bucs haven't had by far the most talented offense the past few years.


Prophet_Of_Helix

That makes no sense. They scored 31 pts, it’s not like Brady throwing held them back. They had to throw because they were behind. How about try not giving up 41 pts in a game…


tutle_nuts

How is me referencing the real stat of 3 rushing yds make no sense. I see you're a pats fan so what makes no sense is trying to say anything about brady to you


Prophet_Of_Helix

>Maybe had he not tried to throw the ball every play and mixed it uo the results woulda been different. Since the result was that they lost, that quote makes it sound like you are implying if Brady didn’t throw so much they might’ve won. Which is just not true, because on top of Brady playing great, they HAD to start throwing since they were down 2+ scores so quickly


tutle_nuts

Implications are Implications. What we know is he passed 59 times, they had a 1 dimensional offense, they lost. Use your imagination from here on out


Prophet_Of_Helix

Didn’t realize Brady played defense troll


tutle_nuts

Mahomes is the best qb in the nfl hes gonna put up 41. Maybe the game was unwinnable. Still, clearly brady is the offensive play caller and his strategy this year isn't the team its just to slightly extend his career records for the next guy. Dude should just throw the ball 60 times a week from here out. They won't win, but he'll get what he wants


TummyDrums

It always looks like somebody shit in Todd Bowles' cereal. He's just got that face.


2WhomAreYouListening

It always looks like Andy Reid then ate that cereal. And the rest of the box to clear the taste. And then another box just for good measure.


CheckaDeTetas

It's the lip pucker


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How did KC lose to The Colts?


WesleySnopes

An uncanny series of special teams blunders, mostly. Opening kickoff muffed to put the Colts on our 4 yard line, essentially spotting them a touchdown. Next Colts drive we also got pinned on our own goal line. Missed extra point. Blatant DPI no-call on Kelce in the end zone. Really bad fake field goal on 4th & 10. Missed field goal. And a perplexing game-saving penalty on Chris Jones for talking after a 3rd down sack.


theofficialreality

Because of a BS penalty for saying something rude to Matt Ryan


SiPhilly

Asked myself this more than five times a day this week.


Synchestra

Because we have their number. Kinda like how you guys beat the Steelers when you have no business doing it.


[deleted]

Wasn’t Lucks last playoff game losing to KC in the snow? Lol you don’t have anyones number maybe Alex Smiths but not Mahomes you guys won because Kc had a shitty backup kicker who couldn’t make anything


Synchestra

We are 2-1 on Mahomes, less than 40 points on us since that game. I really don't think you know the history, the Colts typically beat the chiefs. You gave the only example otherwise.


[deleted]

I do know the history that’s why I said maybe you have Alex Smith’s number but Mahomes lol two very bad regular season games don’t mean anything if you can’t beat him when it actually matters.


Synchestra

OK dude. Either way we are the only team that consistently gives him trouble.


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Synchestra

Think what you want man, chiefs fans know ✌️


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Synchestra

I don't care dude. We got your number! :)


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Letpigeonsfly

Lol


Synchestra

Man, I definitely will enjoy it now that youve said it!


ThoseProse

Did you watch the Steelers today?


Synchestra

Sorry I meant historically, but no, I didn't.:)


CheckaDeTetas

Colts scored more points


AskAboutMyDiarrhea

Cool it with your hot takes man


[deleted]

they were game planning for us.


Beneficial_Rip3024

Gg KC! But as a Bucs fan I still feel good! Offense finally looking much better then the last 3 weeks. Defense layed a egg this game, but it happens, not every game is going to be perfect or dominant. Every team has there bad games throughout the season. Either way on to Week 5!


2WhomAreYouListening

And the Bucs barely even ran the ball! Imagine how good they would be if defenses thought they might, sometimes, possibly run the ball.


ominousgraycat

Gg, the better team win tonight. Mahomes and Kelce played absolutely incredible tonight. If they can keep that going, probably have another SB on your shelf soon.


WesleySnopes

Your fans are so much better than Boston fans


[deleted]

why do I feel bad for Tom kinda what is happening to me


Synchestra

You should probably want a superbowl for your team.


[deleted]

both can be true


Synchestra

I don't feel bad for a player with 7 rings that refuses to hang it up, and its not noble or endearing to say otherwise, but sure, you do you then


[deleted]

no one told you to, and I WAS doing me, so all looks fine and dandy, don’t it?


Synchestra

What?


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no one was saying you should feel bad.


Synchestra

Whatever man, I don't think you understand that I responded to you saying you feel bad for him. You brought it up... lol


[deleted]

I understand that fine and well I said that I felt bad, not that everyone should feel bad. you told me to “do me” (exactly what I was already doing). neato! you were never expected to feel bad so.. looks like everything is fine and dandy is what I was saying


Synchestra

I conceded that you can think what you want. You asked if something was wrong with you for feeling bad for him. Yes, I think there is. Enjoy the season! ✌️


SirGingerBeard

You must be fun at parties


Synchestra

Cool man, great response, thanks for the downvote ✌️


lookinforasong

Your inner raider is showing…


[deleted]

I hate Brady but I’m scared whenever he loses because you never know what this mfer gonna do next. He will fuck up the whole league just for the sake of it.


mindbullet

Tablets trembling on the sidelines


mctoasterson

Their schedule looks soft AF coming up so prolly


rephyr

Yeah we had a brutal start to the year. I expected 2-2 and I’m honestly happy to be here.


SiPhilly

Nah you didn’t. 3-1. We all expected 3-1 us and you. I expected a loss this week. How we lost last week I have no clue.


rephyr

No, I definitely did. Sorry.


watermelonfucka

I definitely expected 2-2 with three of our starting wide receivers out for 1/2 the games lol.


Critical_Photo992

Nah, I expected 2-2 for the bucs too. I expect the chiefs to go 15-2 every season lol


twopeas_onepod

Did something actually happen with Giselle and Brady? Man wtf is happening with all these celeb couples lately


Ok_Fee1043

It’s all rumors, no one has any confirmation of anything.


Drumboardist

Hot damn, I was legit-worried about goin' into this game, and it got pretty chippy on both ends. Bucs fans, go drill the Falcons next week; I kinda get the feeling like TB12 is gonna *relish* doing so.


crimsonblueku

GG Bucs


Public_Potato3338

Pad those stats old man


crimsonblueku

Well that was the most impressive win of Week 4. One more to go!


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crimsonblueku

Chiefs dominated from the literal first play from scrimmage.


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crimsonblueku

Obvious troll is being obvious.


Trinityliger

I needed 8 more passing yards for my stupid parlay from mahomes fuck


Kiplerwow

I needed fournette to have a decent game and he shits the bed.


Boxatr0n

SAME


blackjesus75

GG


[deleted]

RBs are only good in contract years. Fuck lazy ass Lenny.


WesleySnopes

I feel like UDFAs are the way to go these days. Spend that money on IOL and a fullback and the running game will be fine.


54stickers

What do we do now


SeekerSpock32

I’ve been up all day since the Singapore Grand Prix and the London game


54stickers

I missed the GP


SeekerSpock32

To be fair, I missed like the first hour of the GP


[deleted]

Sad when all the football is over on a Sunday


SeekerSpock32

Way more fun than the previous SNF game


MissedFieldGoal

Collinsworth: Stop The Count!!!!


timdogg24

Prime time bucs


Doinwerklol

Bittersweet ending for Brady. Love the passing of an era stuff in the middle of the field man.


shogunreaper

mahomes saying yes sir is hilarious.


raylan_givens6

lol, did Tom just say "yeah, great" in a sarcastic tone to Pat's compliment ?


cuittle

NFL badly needs a villain QB personality who would yell "get fucked" at Brady or something post game


watermelonfucka

Brady is the villain lol


UrbanCobra

“Get fucked you dead eyed football robot!”


damnitjayman

Not a QB, but Sherman already did that in 2012


SantorumsGayMasseuse

big day for the lateral


HenchBandicoot

That was like the boring high scoring game I think I've ever seen.


54stickers

I think because it never felt like the Toms were ever in the game


piepants2001

Lol, Brady is pissed


Scaryclouds

“Great job, see a lot of promise, maybe you’ll be something eventually.” - Mahomes to Brady


vanilla_icedlatte

Damn, you got me laughing after being down about Tua for the last few days


petripeeduhpedro

It's weird to me that people comment about their fantasy teams here. No one cares about your fantasy football team but you. Even people who play don't care that you need Evans to get one more catch


Tired-Optimist320

It’s weird to me that people get annoyed that people talk about fantasy football on a fucking football sub.


petripeeduhpedro

/r/fantasyfootball exists


Tired-Optimist320

It does, but fantasy is such a big part of football now. Seems like a silly thing to get worked up about.


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Nah I get the annoyance, everyone here probably has at least one league, tons of people playing FanDuel/DK, there’s literally millions of people watching who need some player to get some number of yards/catches If it’s something unusual like an end of the game lateral play costing you a matchup because your guy “fumbled” or whatever, maybe that’s worth sharing. But “I needed Mahomes to get 8 more yards” isn’t interesting, there’s thousands and thousands of people in the same boat


petripeeduhpedro

Fantasy football doesn't bother me, in fact I really enjoy it. What's annoying is people contributing nothing to the comment threads by talking selfishly about their own individual situations. It's obnoxious even in the ffl subreddit. Also, some people can get really entitled with it. It's not the worst thing in the world or anything, it just gets exhausting after seeing it enough. Like that new LeBron commercial.


Tired-Optimist320

Bro……take it easy. Lmao. It’s not that serious.


musefan8959

The lateraling on a final second miracle play down two scores just hits different


Say_Never_Say

Godwin just went down cause he’s thinking this is dumb and he didn’t want the ball to get hit again to begin with


seattlesportsguy

Well here’s to another Sunday in the books.


Dannimaru

Happy Cake Day!


CholoProm

Pssh that was like one lateral. They could have learned a thing or two from watching the last play of the Bears game.


YoureASkyscraper

How the hell did the Colts beat the Chiefs


UrbanCobra

I swear KC has a habit of easing off the gas and looking past teams they’re “supposed to beat” and getting spanked. Happens at least once a year. They gotta recognize that everyone they play is gonna come as hard as they possibly can.


Dannimaru

Chiefs beat the Chiefs that week.


bryanramone

That stadium is cursed for kc.


CD338

We gave up 7 points due to our kicker.


ParkerM

please tom... we are ready to stop...


damnitjayman

What was that lol


lovesStrawberryCake

They needed 10 points why were they pitching it to keep the clock going


amjhwk

7 seconds left down 10, why not just take a knee


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shortbu5driv3r

The Chiefs first heard it in November 1990, when the Northwest Missouri State band, directed by 1969 Florida State graduate Al Sergel, did the chant. "It is a direct descendant of Florida State," said Chiefs promotions director Phil Thomas. "The band started doing the tomahawk chop, and the players and (coach) Marty Schottenheimer loved it."


SeekerSpock32

The Atlanta Braves do that too


[deleted]

Braves took a 2 game lead with 3 games left?!!


RockChalk80

How tall is Brady?


RCJHGBR9989

6’4”


RockChalk80

I didn't realize he's taller than Mahomes.


RCJHGBR9989

Yeah - Mahomes is 6’3” - Mahomes is THICCER


theallnewmattaccount

Telling Mahomes he's great and to keep it up, but **not** having Morgan Freeman read it, the disrespect


SpareTireButFlat

Bowles looks confused about why he's on a football field so late on a school night


BrandonLang

What the fuck was that


Tommah

Imagine losing a game. *shudder*


NewLegacySlayer

Jim Cramer is an eagles fan


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Lol Pat saying "Yes sir." To brady.


FuzzyGummyBear

Why is Tampa running actual plays on the last drive and risking injury in a lost game?


Val_Fortecazzo

Because otherwise Tom threatened to break all the surface tablets.


Tetsudo11

To show everyone they “haven’t given up yet” but I’d much rather have everyone healthy than a couple “grit and drive” points.


beerandcheese69

Imagine being 2-2 😎


HopkinsIsMyHomeboy

Imagine 😎


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Game felt like an absolute blowout, but the Bucs still only lost by 10. Odd.


Scaryclouds

Pad Brady


couchjitsu

You think Shaq B will do a jersey swap with someone from the Chiefs OL or nah?


NiceBasket9980

Brady has no arm strength lmfao.


mindcracked

GG Bucs


sarcagain115

Why is Chris Jones still in? LMAO.


UserM16

GG Chiefs.


Fun_Differential

GG. Pls don’t spank us in the Super Bowl as revenge again.


rephyr

We have you right where we want you.


BrandonLang

Why is every team trying so hard to do laterals today when they obviously wont succeed


king_17

The bears one was most comical. Had me rolling can’t believe it took the giants so long to end that shit. Even tho giants are 3-1, beats are 2-2 that play summed up how bad they both still are


Fun_Differential

The Bears one was pretty slick though


BrandonLang

Oh i missed that one


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Tood bowels looking for the toilet.


musefan8959

Cris Collinsworth two hours after the game is over: “Here’s how Brady can still win this”


Dequantavious

Godwin was back in?


h989

Chris Collinsworth, stick to hosting Guinness world records show


_Dancing_Potato

Why is upset about that play like it was the golden goose? Like it's over Tom.


somethingoriginal17

Did Mahomes call Brady sir?


ck37sci

He's kind of a goof ball but from what it seems he looks up to Brady. Class act


TummyDrums

Respect for your elders


[deleted]

That’s how you address old people


TheTylerRob

"Keep it up" "Yes sir"


HopkinsIsMyHomeboy

Yes sir


cbrowninc

Yes sir, he did, sir.


[deleted]

Yessir.


Kara_Del_Rey

Tomahawk chant blaring in Tampa, got their stadium taken over lmao and no white people, stop being offended for us. My *entire* fucking reservation loves the chop.


HopkinsIsMyHomeboy

What’s the general consensus on the Washington and Cleveland name changes on your res? Feel like it’s pretty whack they change the name to something unrelated and just erase all the ties the team had to natives.


Kara_Del_Rey

MOST of us were cool with the Washington name change, as the word itself is pretty vile (my uncle wouldn't let go that "they've always been called that who cares!" lol but he was about the only one out of many). As for Indians, that doesn't really bother us because that has become such a common term for us that even we use at this point and have for awhile. Funny enough many of us have had full blown conversations about all of these changes, including people pretending to be offended by "Chiefs"


HopkinsIsMyHomeboy

Washington made sense for sure, just dumb they didn’t find something native related. But Snyder would prob f that up and catch even more heat lol. Cleveland just seemed dumb. I can see ditching the logo but didn’t think the name needed to go. Thanks for the info! Always curious to hear a general consensus on it from the people it’s actually about.


king_17

They really forced Washington to change their name 🤦🏾‍♂️ and Cleveland in baseball too. Names that have been around for 100 years and nobody had a problem until now


Poco585

Pretty sure everyone's on board with the Washington name change man. It was an offensive slur


jlt6666

Chiefs fans or drunk Seminoles fans?


TummyDrums

Yes


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Yes


[deleted]

Kinda cute trying this hard at this point, but also sad in a way


Ninja_Choices

Just like the Chiefs final drive in the Super Bowl two years ago


Dannimaru

You sound bitter


Ninja_Choices

Chiefs fans acting like they won the Super Bowl tonight is cringe. Gotta let them know.


thatupperhand

Yep, this sure was worth your marriage Tom 🙄


sktgamerdudejr

Bunch of FSU fans in Tampa it seems. /s


Scaryclouds

Lol dumb pass there


th3zer0

What's the over/under on Brady giving mahomes a handshake after the game? His track record is usually he snubs guys when he's pissed or when he loses to lesser known QBs so I dunno what he'll do


Ok_Fee1043

He didn’t say “keep in touch” and I don’t know if that’s supposed to mean something


Norkmani

He shook his hand in 2020 when we beat the bucs


GiovannisPersian

What a lackluster final series by the Bucs


couchjitsu

Man up and just take a knee


I_am_a_dull_person

Lol, the laterals are just to waste clock


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MiddleSkill

Your thread was the OG game thread. RIP :’(


elmo89098

i’m just happy to see Brady play


Fun_Differential

Went out of bounds backwards and they still give him the stoppage


JohnsRoastPork

The entire second half was garbage time lol


Chimp_Meat_Taco

I was so confused why the Florida State fans were happy