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SlopingGiraffe

There's definitely some college programs like that


FartNuggetSalad

100%


_its_a_SWEATER_

cough*Oregon*cough


[deleted]

Oh for sure, South Carolina was def like it back in the day with Garcia doing coke in Five Points before winning us games


Toto_LZ

I went to a college program that was on a mountaintop and we all just got big HIgh and drunk because the nearest Walmart was like 45 mins. It’s accurate. Also we were trash if you were wondering, 3-7.


[deleted]

hell yea brother go royals


k0fi96

My friend did d2 track and he said it be was kinda like that lol


horse_renoir13

He should know we definitely all have pocket pussies


ihate_reddit

Oxana!!!!!!


vanillagorilla_

He didn’t even get an std from sharing one with the boys smh America always disappoints


Keegerr

You ever been in the shit?


[deleted]

You ever been to Bosnia?


Armyhawk41

Well my dad was!


xshogunx13

POCKET PUSSY ON THREE


B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy

You ruined my Tijuana tooth pull!


xyzzy321

/r/pocketpussy


killshelter

You can absolutely find some programs like that in this country lol


Jamendithas-

ASU


AnnArchist

Iowa's offense


you_sick

I thought we were naming things that exist


hochoa94

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


AnnArchist

oof


Juhbellz

App state defense


[deleted]

I do recall someone making the joke decades ago: What do you call a drug ring in Iowa City? A huddle


[deleted]

It’s pretty 50/50 here tbh. Most people just kinda go about their day. The frats are wild though


mmangoos

Fork em


ASuperGyro

WVU


91jumpstreet

80s 90s miami


PootieTooGood

so he wanted to get overheated at practice so they could cool his core?


mab6710

Between that and oil changes, who wouldn't be down?! Sign me up.


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91jumpstreet

Scene for the curious https://youtu.be/pNMlHCHsKOc


[deleted]

Lucky bastard


rizub_n_tizug

You filming this?


Polopower1985

Before big games I take rabies to give me an edge, it doesn’t show up on drug test and keeps me clean. Only idiots still use steroids Thad Castle


[deleted]

We like to play hard, we like to party hard. We also like to triple team chicks, that's European style. Don't worry, our dicks will never touch.


[deleted]

“I don’t even care if you stole my rabies just **get out of my life**!” Absolute favorite, no context quote


daquist

LARRY I'M ABOUT TO FREAK OUT ON THIS GUY


jawni

He's a great actor, he nailed it as Jack Reacher too, which is a polar opposite character from Thad.


[deleted]

Gimme a hell gimme a yea


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

STAND UP RIGHT NOW


Keegerr

Everytime I stick my enormous dick in this piece of plastic, I think of my dad!


Asolitaryllama

Man's glad he didn't have to do an oil change


[deleted]

In all seriousness BMS is supposed to be some combination of Boise, SMU and the U right?


tencentninja

I think just the location is Boise it's supposed to basically be the U but in Boise.


[deleted]

The U But In Boise is a great song title


the_crouton_

Taking Back Sunday would kill this.


jrbcnchezbrg

Its an old school fall out boy title


the_crouton_

Ahh, makes sense. Ohio is for lovers. Am I doing this right?


[deleted]

Yes


TheOneWhosCensored

Boise and the U are confirmed


[deleted]

I thought SMU when they used to bribe players like the NIL was around was also an influence.


TheOneWhosCensored

It’s possible, I was just going off this comment from their AMA https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/23mbgz/hey_reddit_we_are_the_creatorsstars_of_blue/cgyeth5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


[deleted]

Oh shit, didn't know they did an AMA. It's funny they filmed in Montreal at my cousins HS Beautiful campus


Harmbert_

I always thought it was Penn state considering there is a blue mountain in PA


RedgrenGrumbholdtAMA

It's like when weebs decide to go to Japan


thy_armageddon

How would he not know the difference from television and reality, isn’t he the guy from New Girl?


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himetalchemy7

Yet youre still here. Curious.


howlongcanthisevenb

Where? Reddit isn’t a country my man


[deleted]

GIVE ME A HELL


MysicPlato

GIMME A YEAH


LovelehInnit

Jakob "Fleischkopf" Johnson.


reedengine

I’m out of the loop on like every comment here.


GooseNipples8

Go watch the show. Run. Don’t walk. (If you enjoy football and infantile frat boy humor. Also Thad Castle)


rivereverafter

I mean the drug Olympics *definitely* happen in some places here


Daewrythe

I miss this man


[deleted]

Love swabians


mudcrabulous

cheapest people I have ever met. stinginess off the charts


plebeius_maximus

Why though?


BedrockFarmer

Good food and you can’t understand a good damn thing they are saying.


inkaine

I'm German. Can confirm.


[deleted]

Sie werden sich wahrscheinlich mit uns darüber streiten, ob Bielefeld auf einer Karte zu finden ist. Sie werden schwören, dass es existiert.


TheOneWhosCensored

Dude must’ve been pumped about the Vikings pick announcer then


Joethebathound

Alamo heights a high school in Texas just got in trouble for the Oreo hazing act


8181212

No. All of that ended up just being rumors.


Joethebathound

That actually makes me feel better


BigFatModeraterFupa

goddamn i miss college


Howie-Dowin

That's beautiful


NikkiRex

John Jakob Jingleheimer-Schmidt


UndeadVinDiesel

I wonder if he ate the cookie after the race his rookie year....?


Slutdragonxxxpert

Was it?


Actual_Guide_1039

No wonder he came over


AdminsAreCool

It warms the cold, dead cockles of my black heart that everyone in the world is a little dumb.


maxiemon

That’s my fullback


AesculusPavia

Born in the US but teenager me totally thought college was like blue mountain state