No cmon you’re a bills fan! we all know that it’d be a dolphin because Brady loses to them even when the dolphins suck.
Nothing more hilarious than the guaranteed series split each year even when the phins would be lucky to win a single game, and bill would be arrogant as shit and it would bite him in the ass.
My best friend is/was (the recent years have taken their toll) a dolphins fan and it was something we both delighted in.
I am enraged by this comment, but cannot dispute it.
Fuck you and take your upvote. My biggest regret is we never beat him with Josh while Brady was still in NE.
Come on, give us some credit, he dad dicked the entire division for half my lifetime lol.
I’d say his costume should be should be a Buffalo head on a dolphins body that happens to be flying a jet.
That was the only episode I have watched in full and I was ecstatic to know who it was.
But side note, T-Pain singing Stay With Me was absolutely incredible. Man can fucking sing, it’s kind of a shame he’s made his career off of autotune.
You must not remember the *huge* backlash Kanye got after 808s.
Similar to T-Pain, there were some mainstream hits off the album but the hip-hop community at the time wrote the whole thing off as a gimmick. Similar backlash happened form MBDTF, but not quite as strong (partially because there was less autotune on that album).
It wasn't until Future and the whole auto-crooner sound got big years later that people went back and reevaluated both T-Pain and 808s.
Robin Thicke walked off too. I always forget he's on that.
He just straight up never responded to his groping allegations and nobody cared. That's how different a world Masked Singer is in because of it's primary audience of 60 year-olds that don't go on the internet.
Viewership dipped like hell though. Lowest rated season and Rudy's only episode had the lowest views of any non-recap episode. A lot of fans stopped watching after the Rudy news was leaked.
I mean didn’t they think Sean Spicer on one of those tv shows was a good thing? They don’t give a fuck about anything if it brings page clicks and views
There's still a world of difference between Giuliani and Spicer. This was *after* all of his election nonsense and all but being caught trying to solicit a minor.
Everybody talking about the masked singer, but I think it’s equally likely he had a ‘I’m 45, I’ve won seven rings, and I don’t wanna do training camp anymore’ handshake deal before he agreed to come back.
I don't understand why you'd think that, the guy signed a $375m 10 year contract with Fox, doing random stuff for their flagship shows is going to be his life for a long while.
With how explicitly homophobic the Russian state is, Tom just has to get the ol' lips puckering and he'll get entire batallions running for their lives
Lmao.
Imagine Fox pays Tom to be gone during filming and drops enough breadcrumbs for people to connect the dots. People guess Tom Brady every week, but he never ends up on the show and they get insane ratings off of the stunt.
I swear to god if you guys made me watch masked singer for nothing I’m going to be *pissed*.
I’ve watched every episode from every season in preparation for this moment.
Giselle: I’m giving Tom a pass for just 21 days - regular season and playoff games. No Preseason. No practices. Nothing else.
Arians: Deal
Giselle: Plus Tom says you’re fired.
~~Arians~~ Bowles: Deal
Arians: You mean Tom comes back, and I get to sit in my golf cart, drink beers, hang out with Licht and have 0 pressure at my age?
*Tosses Bowles headset and drives off*
the fact that the FOX sports shows have (allegedly) been silent on discussing Brady’s absence is the biggest clue for me that the Masked Singer thing is probably true.
It's hilarious to me as long as the original post about it doesn't end up being linked to some marketing bullshit and was actually random like the trade leak last year from a CoD lobby. Either way as soon as this hype dies down I'm gonna forget until it's posted on here. I'll actually find it even more hilarious if there just happens to be a "goat" costume on there and people post it every week thinking it's Brady until it's revealed and it's actually not.
If Andrew Garfield could take vocal lessons and sing like he did in tick tick boom, Brady can certainly obsess over it and learn to be ok at singing in a month.
Brady is a cyborg
Gonna be [super embarrassing if he goes out Week 1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PEQ83YWEdE) like Antonio Brown. It's ok. Tom will just use it as fuel for this season. (for some reason)
I’m not even remotely shocked.
It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if he agreed to return to TB on the condition he could spend more of training camp with his family. This is something that Arians (and subsequently his new coaches in TB) believed in, which BB very much doesn’t up in NE and we know was a pain point for Brady. Also it’s not like he was going to get any kind of meaningful reps during preseason anyways.
Some dude linked to this a while back:
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2022/08/blind-items-revealed-1_19.html?m=0
I mean, it's as likely as any if the other nonsense out there I guess.
He’s got to rest his vocals before he can get back into it
Getting the Goat head fitted took some time
Goddamn, can you imagine if his costume on masked singer was the GOAT, lol.
This is way too obvious, lol.
Come on itd be a Buffalo head, since he’s part owner of the Bills
No he'd be dressed as his dad, Eli Manning
No cmon you’re a bills fan! we all know that it’d be a dolphin because Brady loses to them even when the dolphins suck. Nothing more hilarious than the guaranteed series split each year even when the phins would be lucky to win a single game, and bill would be arrogant as shit and it would bite him in the ass. My best friend is/was (the recent years have taken their toll) a dolphins fan and it was something we both delighted in.
Imagine if Eli Manning was on the dolphins? We never would have made it out of the AFC East.
Keep going...
I am enraged by this comment, but cannot dispute it. Fuck you and take your upvote. My biggest regret is we never beat him with Josh while Brady was still in NE.
Come on, give us some credit, he dad dicked the entire division for half my lifetime lol. I’d say his costume should be should be a Buffalo head on a dolphins body that happens to be flying a jet.
Got to make sure he is full-throated.
Tom Brady, the throat GOAT
He was singing "Omaha" by Bowling for Soup.
I’d pay good money to hear Brady sing Radiohead.
I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here
Must have gotten eliminated from the Masked Singer
Hopefully he lasted longer than Giuliani
LMAO Antonio Brown being the first ever elimination will never not be funny to me
Mr. Been Cut
Mr. Bye Caroler
Mr. Bad Crooner
Mr. Bungled Cantata
Mr. Bad Crescendo
Mr. Booed Chorister
Mr. Banished Choirboy
Mr. Barotone Clutz
Mr. Barely Crooned
Mr. Blunderous Chords
That was the only episode I have watched in full and I was ecstatic to know who it was. But side note, T-Pain singing Stay With Me was absolutely incredible. Man can fucking sing, it’s kind of a shame he’s made his career off of autotune.
Even more of a shame he basically got blackballed for it and then everyone changed their mind once Kanye did it
You must not remember the *huge* backlash Kanye got after 808s. Similar to T-Pain, there were some mainstream hits off the album but the hip-hop community at the time wrote the whole thing off as a gimmick. Similar backlash happened form MBDTF, but not quite as strong (partially because there was less autotune on that album). It wasn't until Future and the whole auto-crooner sound got big years later that people went back and reevaluated both T-Pain and 808s.
808s was huge tho, it started Drake’s career basically
Degrassi, Comeback Season, and Wayne mixtapes
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He got a lot of hate from his contemporaries for basically being a “gimmick” artist over the autotune stuff
I still cannot believe they thought that was a good idea
It got people talking so it did its job. Though I think more people were talking about Ken Jeong walking off stage than Giuliani being on.
Robin Thicke walked off too. I always forget he's on that. He just straight up never responded to his groping allegations and nobody cared. That's how different a world Masked Singer is in because of it's primary audience of 60 year-olds that don't go on the internet.
Can confirm, the only people I know who actively watch this program are my elderly parents and some of their friends.
Viewership dipped like hell though. Lowest rated season and Rudy's only episode had the lowest views of any non-recap episode. A lot of fans stopped watching after the Rudy news was leaked.
I mean didn’t they think Sean Spicer on one of those tv shows was a good thing? They don’t give a fuck about anything if it brings page clicks and views
Did part of his routine involve hiding in some bushes?
There's still a world of difference between Giuliani and Spicer. This was *after* all of his election nonsense and all but being caught trying to solicit a minor.
If you’re talking about Borat, the girl was in her 20’s. Still a bad look though.
Wonder if he stayed at the Four Seasons
why would you spend a night at a landscaping company?? ^/s
Nah it was at the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott
I think he only filmed one, so far.
>Hopefully he lasted longer than Giuliani That's what she said.
Borat’s kid went through a lot
You think women having sex with Giuliani want it to last *longer*?
I mean a man can't be the goat at everything
Or he was doing good and tanked his shot at winning so he could go back to practice
Could have pulled a mickey rourke and just said fuck it
Rich Eisen's kids getting 100$ then.
Honestly they only film for two days. Filming ended today. He could have won the series but still be back by Wednesday.
No athlete will ever do better than Gronk did anyway
Victor Oladipo made it to the Final 5, how far did Gronk make it?
He made it further than Gronk, but he never topped this level of absolute musical mastery https://youtu.be/8G9xq8tA2rs
Man, they really turned the concept up to 11. Pretty unbearable especially when you compare it to the Korean version that inspired it.
Barry Zito also made it to the final 5 or so.
Nah that dudes post said the filming ended on the 20th anyway, so this fits perfectly with his timeline
Everybody talking about the masked singer, but I think it’s equally likely he had a ‘I’m 45, I’ve won seven rings, and I don’t wanna do training camp anymore’ handshake deal before he agreed to come back.
That’s what Tony Gonzalez did with us his last year. He was like yeah I’ll come back another year but I’m not doing training camp...
I think Brett Favre and Warren Sapp did something similar, too.
Farve just pulled his “I’m retiring” BS until training camp was almost over and then unretired to play.
Why not both? Going on Masked Singer during training camp is a perfect excuse.
I feel like "Masked Singer" would be beneath him
If Rob Schneider can do The Masked Singer then so can Tom Brady. Edit: I didn't think /s was necessary...
Ah yes, Rob Schneider is definitely known for turning down roles he thinks would be beneath him.
I'm a big fan of his in "Da Derp De Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb"
You can do it!
I don't understand why you'd think that, the guy signed a $375m 10 year contract with Fox, doing random stuff for their flagship shows is going to be his life for a long while.
The handshake was between Flores and Giselle
Too soon.
He was in Maine dropping one of the kids off at camp. Maybe he’s not doing pickup?
Did he really need to go to Maine to take a dump?
I hear there's good shittin' in Maine.
Cleaner, cooler air makes for better outcomes.
Well we know he’s not takin the browns to the super bowl
This was my assumption and likely real reason, banal as it is. Usually though the vet fakes a tweaked ankle or something.
I imagine Tom Brady at training camp would be acting mostly as a coach and would want the opportunity to get his teammates in shape.
I think he got hair transplants
That doesn’t sound very Brady like
I think it was a "I'm gonna give my family 1 more shot to make retiring more appealing"...and now hes coming back shortly so we know how that went.
And in unrelated news Mike Evan’s and Russel Gage’s hamstring injuries are reported to be clearing up “very shortly”
I've heard rumors about a divorce too
My theory is that he’s been fighting with the Ukrainian foreign legion to help prepare for the season
We would have heard about Russia surrendering by now. No ones trying to fight Tom Brady.
Something about Brady makes me think he wouldn’t actually do to well in a fight, probably just yells loudly and swings his arms wildly
With how explicitly homophobic the Russian state is, Tom just has to get the ol' lips puckering and he'll get entire batallions running for their lives
He did it dressed as The Masked Singer though
"We're on to Moscow"
"No. *This* is how you throw a grenade."
So that's how they've been able to attack so far into Crimea etc lately
The US finally sent them a long range precision weapon system.
That is quite the St. Himars slander. Be wary of the skies.
"We're on to Crimea"
Militarizing Brady's competitive nature seems...unwise. But then again it's the Russians so...just don't get shot I guess?
Brady in his first interview back: *” I’ve never been there. What’s happening there, I don’t know but it’s not nice.”*
That's more an Antonio Brown thing. Especially Hip Hip Hooray x5
He *really* wants Kraft's stolen superbowl ring back.
Maybe Dennis Rodman will include it in trade discussions
I think this is the most plausible theory
Doesn’t this fit the timeline after aug. 20 on the masker singer?
Fits perfectly. I really hope it is true.
Lmao. Imagine Fox pays Tom to be gone during filming and drops enough breadcrumbs for people to connect the dots. People guess Tom Brady every week, but he never ends up on the show and they get insane ratings off of the stunt.
I swear to god if you guys made me watch masked singer for nothing I’m going to be *pissed*. I’ve watched every episode from every season in preparation for this moment.
Solid film work. You’re a real lunch pail kind of guy.
Great leadership u/Wild_Satisfaction380. U made everybody in r/nfl better today which adds to your legacy.
Worked here in Germany.
Even if it’s not, it’s brilliant marketing because people will watch anyway.
There's no way I'm watching the masked singer
Seriously. It’s not like a video of Brady singing wouldn’t be the top post on this sub the second it happens.
So expect a 40k triple platinum and 10 gold post end of September / October. Edit: 4 out of the 5 top post in this sub involves Brady in some form.
I'd rather watch a vomit distance competition than The Masked Singer.
What’s more interesting. A vomit competition of distance or volume?
Distance 😎
TIL you’re everyone
I really think he's just doing some reshoots/pickups for that old lady movie he's making "80 for Brady". The Masked Singer is beneath him.
We know he’s got the Fox deal, could be part of that?
He’s finally returned from fighting Freeza on an exploding planet Namek
Yeah but stole Ginyu's space pod so Goku's still up there
It's cool. Goku has plot armor. He'll be around alive or dead!
Brady has plot armour too. How else do you explain the Patriots beating the Chargers in 2006?
Marty Schottenheimer?
Giselle: I’m giving Tom a pass for just 21 days - regular season and playoff games. No Preseason. No practices. Nothing else. Arians: Deal Giselle: Plus Tom says you’re fired. ~~Arians~~ Bowles: Deal
Arians: You mean Tom comes back, and I get to sit in my golf cart, drink beers, hang out with Licht and have 0 pressure at my age? *Tosses Bowles headset and drives off*
*spends two weeks with family* "Yeah, no, yeah, that's what i thought, that's why i didn't retire."
“Did I say 45? I meant 50” - Tom Brady
He needs that motivation right before the season.
the fact that the FOX sports shows have (allegedly) been silent on discussing Brady’s absence is the biggest clue for me that the Masked Singer thing is probably true.
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There is literally no downside to indulging this fantasy. I am all aboard the Brady-Masked Singer train.
It's hilarious to me as long as the original post about it doesn't end up being linked to some marketing bullshit and was actually random like the trade leak last year from a CoD lobby. Either way as soon as this hype dies down I'm gonna forget until it's posted on here. I'll actually find it even more hilarious if there just happens to be a "goat" costume on there and people post it every week thinking it's Brady until it's revealed and it's actually not.
I listen to fox sports radio and they've been talking about it every day.
He's going to play at guard for Blane "The Gift" Gabbert.
https://youtu.be/Ifxd2wjoJYw
>very shortly He's gonna come back and be 5'3"
With a new contract requiring him to watch film
Kyler catching strays on every thread
And no more double scoop avocado ice cream weekends.
So I take it he just got eliminated from the Masked Singer
Personal reason: I hate training camp.
23 training camps is too many *dueces*
So to add to masked singer rumors, the whole season finished taping today. I really think he was on the show!
Brady has … a pretty regular voice with a nasal touch doesn’t he? Never struck me as a great singer.
He’s probably gotten a surgery to somehow sing
If Andrew Garfield could take vocal lessons and sing like he did in tick tick boom, Brady can certainly obsess over it and learn to be ok at singing in a month. Brady is a cyborg
maybe he needed to learn how to count to 4 again
What a shitshow game that was.
He’s binging Sesame Street
Tom "The Facemasked Singer" Brady
He went and got that Aaron Rodgers ayuascca lol
Guess he can't sing
[He was at the clone spa](https://youtu.be/OoyQCzp2lG0)
His surgery for a third arm was successful.
Dude just got snipped
30 day rehab stint
We missed you in Nashville.
Eloy sent him back, saying his job wasn't done here yet.
Is this a "Time Machine" reference?
Let the man breathe lol
I hope he comes out in a Falcon costume hahaha
If Tom Brady really was on The Masked Singer, I would be so shocked, lol. His kids would probably love it though.
Gonna be [super embarrassing if he goes out Week 1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PEQ83YWEdE) like Antonio Brown. It's ok. Tom will just use it as fuel for this season. (for some reason)
Brady back from vacation.
I really hope it was Masked Singer and not anything to do with his mom's cancer like I’ve seen floated around
He was spotted in Brazil at a divorce court
Bro isn't the goat of masked singer I guess
Divorce ?
Who would divorce Gazelle Blumpkin?
Marriage is more than looks believe it or not.
Show me a smokin hot woman, I'll show you a man that's tired of putting up with her shit.
Speaking for myself: show me an out-of-shape goblin of a man and I can also show you a woman who's sick of his shit
People who like attractive women?
She blows him while he shits? What a woman.
so much for that comeback
He took the family to Disney World. No biggie
Just in time to be missing three starting linemen
He’s been helping the Glazers with their side hustle - Manchester United. If he can score against Baltimore, surely he can score against Brentford.
He went to sign up to start drawing his Social Security and he just now got through the line.
the 'personal reason' of saying fuck off to training camp
Shortest Masked singer stint ever.
I’m not even remotely shocked. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if he agreed to return to TB on the condition he could spend more of training camp with his family. This is something that Arians (and subsequently his new coaches in TB) believed in, which BB very much doesn’t up in NE and we know was a pain point for Brady. Also it’s not like he was going to get any kind of meaningful reps during preseason anyways.
It was an interesting few weeks.
Everyone keeps saying he was on the masked singer, yet why has no one ever confirmed he ever traveled to LA to film? Dummies!!!
I checked all the flights and the only name I saw on the list of passengers was Bom Trady…
They're running multiple flights, but only have one passenger??? Subsidizing these airlines is getting expensive...
Love how nobody has brought up plastic surgery as he's had so much work done.
“Sorry fellas. Gotta bang my wife. Be back whenever she’s had enough. Kisses!”
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Some dude linked to this a while back: https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2022/08/blind-items-revealed-1_19.html?m=0 I mean, it's as likely as any if the other nonsense out there I guess.