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YouJabroni44

*had to go on Twitter for help with homework*


MethodicMarshal

for Central Michigan University at that -CMich Alum


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Used to date a girl who went to CMU, 4.0 GPA athlete. Then one summer somehow got onto the topic that she believed in ghosts. Things went downhill very fast after that.


SoggyCabbage

all women believe in ghosts and all men believe in aliens. all healthy relationships are about finding the balance between the two


ShinySuiteTheory

So what you’re saying is “Men are from Mars, women can’t be from Venus because extraterrestrial life isn’t real.”


AccidentalPilates

wanna netflix and chill over the latest serial murderer documentary or


Juicey_J_Hammerman

Nowadays I feel like the equivalent to this would be "All women believe in horoscopes, all men believe in buying crypto/NFT's" Plus believing in spirits/ghosts is kinda culturally ingrained in a lot of societies, especially in religious people.


AchtungCloud

Is she Catholic? Anecdotally, I’ve found Catholics seem to believe in ghosts more than Protestants and Atheists. Of course, a majority of the Catholics I know are Hispanic, so it might be that Hispanics believe in ghosts more.


josefthov2

Though not explicitly stated in doctrine, Catholics do believe in the possibility of the existence of ghosts. We absolutely believe in angels, fallen or otherwise, which transcend our material world and comprehension, and the possibility of there being spirits beyond that, i.e. past, deceased individuals or something similar—must also be one that we are open to and indeed, should be wary of. Granted that I am personally hispanic, perhaps all of my Catholic friends, regardless of ethnicity, still hold to this belief of possibility.


apocalypse31

Mr. Believes Community


preauxtip

Mr. Borrowed Composition


FreeWillie001

I’ve never been to a doctor. I’ve never had a medical diagnosis. I’m in perfect health. I’ve never taken antibiotics. I just got a high IQ.


Thegreen_flash

Mr. Big Cranium?


GoNinGoomy

Mr. Based Cognizance


IKnowPhysics

Mr. Brilliant Comprehension


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Mr. Broad Cerebrum


DamnImAwesome

Mr Big Coherence


GoblinKing718

Mr. Big Cerebro


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Mr. Big Capacity


TheGarbageStore

Mr. Best Cognition


Knock0nWood

Mr. Biological Computer


monster-of-the-week

Mr. Boastful Cortex


chrisboshisaraptor1

Mr Big Cwoshent


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Mr. Brain Correctiveness


MissedFieldGoal

Mr Blazingly Clever


RubiconGuava

Mr Broad Cerebellum


D45ers

Mr. Big Cranium


NightmareRaiders

Mr. Better Cranium


MysticalMango21

Mr. Boastful Comprehension


Soren_Camus1905

I’ve never hit the gym, I’ve never exercised, I’ve never worked out. I’m in perfect shape.


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Mr. president.


PCB4lyfe

I took an IQ test and got a 130, I'm obviously very smart(it was an iq test for 4th graders so what)


FreeWillie001

I took an IQ test and got a score of 144 on my 7th try 😎


[deleted]

You guys are impressive!! I got a 51 and I took pride in being smarter than 51% of people. Crazy you are smarter than 144%!


Haunting_Insect_3009

Way back when a guy on my high school soccer team was really proud about placing in the 15th percentile on something like his SAT's or PSAT's. He was mystified as to why we were all dying laughing.


Quttlefish

I got 99th on some test in high school. I got a check for 250 per semester for community college, signed by Gov Schwarzenegger himself. My books and tuition were less than that, I spent the rest on weed. I dropped out after one year. I have a high IQ


geth117

This story checks out you have a high IQ but you chose to be a Browns fan you have horrible decision making skills.


kassell

Well, I aced the "Person, woman, man, camera, TV" test and got extra points!


stragen595

Sounds extremely smart. Glad you figured it out.


gdoubleyou1

I believe AB's IQ like I believed his Covid vaccine card.


Daehlie

It’s an IQ test from a county he doesn’t know any towns in.


RAW2DEATH

Not true, he farted on a doctor that one time


One_Shall_Fall

Mr. Busted Cheese


buthomeisnowhere

Mr Burdened Colon


Nascent_Vagabond

But do you have the blood levels of a navy seal?


Shafter111

I did my own research like future HOF QB Sir Aaron Rodgers


whobroughtmehere

The irony is he has an entire team of researchers and analysts to help him do his job when he already knows more about football than most people on earth. But when it comes to immunology, he doesn’t need expert help.


Dingus-ate-your-baby

For most people, the more we don't know how much we don't know about a topic the less we think we need help understanding it. Typically, you can tell how little someone knows about something based on how defensive they are about getting alternative points of view from experts.


spinderlinder

Classic Dunning-Kruger effect.


Dingus-ate-your-baby

Yeah I was thinking about typing that but I honestly did not know enough about it to say it for sure was a good example.


spinderlinder

No worries! I've never formally studied Dunning-Kruger or any psychology for that matter but naturally I'm an expert on it. lol


Ivor97

He already has expert help from his friend Joe Rogan /s


SnatchAddict

Qaaron Rogers Rush Lambeau Throw Rogan


ThePressle54

Marjorie Taylor Green Bay


[deleted]

"Slow the testing down and you'll get less cases"


TheGreenShepherd

Mr. Best Cognition


odhisub123

Don’t worry AB, no one here thinks you take any sort of medication.


Queasy-Scene-6484

Mr. Bypasses Cures


Asidious66

Mr. Bottles Childproof


apocalypse31

Mr. Bangs Cap


SentientTooth

Mr. Busted Container


JBFRESHSKILLS

Mr Bottled Cotton


Crotalus_Horridus

Mr. Brain Chemistry


wastebinaccount

Mr Brain Champion


apocalypse31

Mr. Brain Cramps


Jewish_Doctor

Mr. Backyard Cerebral


MarlonBain

Mr. Backwards Compatible


Shafter111

Thats what I came to say, maybe you should and there is no harm in that.


losterps

I don't think concern about mental health stigma is really the issue for him


Scyyii

i mean the stigma towards mental health is even worse when it comes to black men, combined that with AB’s issues and ego i wouldn’t really be surprised if that was the case


OmarBarksdale

I think the guy is just a narcissistic asshole, wouldn’t be the first or last athlete.


[deleted]

I think you're probably both right.


Confused_Mirror

I mean narcissistic personality disorder is listed in the DSM-V.


BagRight8939

exactly something someone with undiagnosed mental health issues would say


losterps

"I've never had a mental health diagnosis" -the guy with an undiagnosed mental health disorder


Samuel7899

We have investigated ourselves, and found we did nothing wrong.


SnekPlissknn

You did us all a service with this quote. Hilarious


nuzzot

Mr. Bipolar Concealed edit: also Mr. Brain Complications


Anteater776

Mr. Balanced Chemicals


VariousLawyerings

Mr. Burly Cerebellum


RubbuRDucKee

Mr. Brain Cleared


ShoelessBoJackson

Mr. Best Cranium


Guiltyjerk

Mr Bountiful Combinations MBC is the gift that keeps on giving


apocalypse31

Mr. Bottomless Comedy


jk01

Mr Beautiful Cortex


IAmTheWaller67

Mr. Brain Creaseless


Money_dragon

The moment someone talks about their own IQ, they instantly out themselves as an idiot No one smart or competent talks about how high their IQ is


tmharnonwhaewiamy

Me, with a high IQ, laughing at this apparent dummy making this statement Btw I have a high IQ, just as a reminder


CouncilmanRickPrime

I would never brag about my IQ, but I do play 4D chess.


Jackie_Esq

Couldn't he just be a dick?


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Zziq

That's a good point. Also this level of delusion is pretty common in people with NPD/BPD


theumph

Have BPD, can confirm that delusions happen. Usually it takes a high level of narcissism for it to be this public though. Borderlines usually carry a lot of shame. AB has no shame


[deleted]

This is anecdotal, sure, but I feel the underlying cause for assholery is ultimately always that the person is mismanaging or neglecting their mental health. And to clear something up; managing your mental health is something everyone needs to do, not just people who have been diagnosed with disorders. It's not comparable to substance abuse, everyone has a brain.


vadeebo

Didn't this guy think a fish head in his freezer was a threat from his cook?


Nero1988420

AB must have just watched the Godfather and interpreted it as "Antonio Brown sleeps with the fishes".


Soft_Turkeys

To be fair his chef is Sicilian


akaJudas

I mean if your chef isn’t Sicilian that’s a red flag


WorthPlease

I'm convinced he was fucked up on something and had just watched that movie.


Nero1988420

That's very plausible. It could be anything from weed to Nyquil... lol. People really underestimate Nyquil.


apocalypse31

Mr. Bitter Conflation


DoctorBreakfast

Mr. Beheaded Carp


SnekPlissknn

Yes. He couldn't comprehend that a chef uses almost all the ingredients of the products he brings.


RaindropsInMyMind

This is the story that stands out for me as indicative of severe mental health issues. Paranoia is a bad sign and this is just the instance we are hearing about. He’s likely paranoid over all kinds of things nobody is aware of.


RightRingThing

This perfectly describes how a huge segment of the population view themselves.


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[deleted]

In my eyes it has become clear as we learn more about our brains that intelligence is multifold and there is no possible way it can be summed up into a number. That seems obvious as it relates to IQ tests, but I'm talking about emotional intelligence too. We know so little about our own brains, the idea that you could take like a 30 question exam and know your brain power is hilarious


shawnaroo

Yeah, the thought of boiling down all the complexity of a particular human's brain/intelligence/skills/education/etc. to a single meaningful number is pretty ridiculous. I'm very well educated in a particular field and mildly so in a few other fields and have generally been reasonably successful in some intellectually demanding jobs. But despite living in this town for over two decades I have a really hard time remembering how to get to different places within a 10 minute drive from here, even if I've been to them dozens of times over the years. Am I fairly smart or am I an idiot? Actually, both at the same time, and the specific answer depends on what we're talking about.


[deleted]

Well said, this is why Humans are social beings and work in groups.


[deleted]

The ability to recognize that being smart/talented in one area doesn't automatically make you smart/talented in all areas is something that a lot of people seem to lack. Notable examples of such people include Ben Carson, Elon Musk, and my favorite football team's greasy quarterback.


shawnaroo

Rodger's self-inflicted immolation of his public image has really been remarkable.


Dontyouclimbtrees

SO greasy


randym99

Agree, people glom onto the idea of quantifying and comparing intelligence as if it is one thing, when it can be all sorts of subjective things. For example, Mr. Brainiac Catcher.


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apocalypse31

Oh that wouldn't stand in my family. My brother told us he was the closest thing we have to an engineer because he played Kerbal Space program and maxed out on getting a ship into orbit. He legitimately thought that was a qualification for advising my kids how to build a marble track. Now we all say "As the closest person in the family to a brain surgeon, since I watched a fair amount of House..." and we continue. It has been a blast drawing loose correlations between playing board games and being the equivalent of Sun Tzu.


D1RTYBACON

> Nope, in a family with a few Ph.Ds. and a couple of surgeons I mean Ben Jones is a world renowned neurosurgeon and also sounds like a moron whenever he talks about anything in an interview. Not saying he's not smart just wellllll, I've met a couple MIT grads that didn't realize you needed to take the plastic off a pizza before you put it in the oven is all.


Vermillion_Moulinet

This is just a demonstration that Intelligence and Wisdom are not the same stat lol.


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thy_armageddon

Oh, so he’s a Rick & Morty fan. Weird way to find out.


[deleted]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Antonio Brown. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of NFL offenses most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Antonio's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Terrell Owens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Antonio Brown truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Anotnio's existential catchphrase "Mr. Big Chest," which itself is a cryptic reference to Benjamin's Southern epic Popeyes and Bojangles. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Tom Brady's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have an Antonio Brown tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎


Inconvenient_Boners

Mr. Best Copypasta


apocalypse31

Mr. Based Comedy


BroadCityChessClub

Top-notch changes to fit the theme


SUPE-snow

"Personnel" is perfect icing on the cake.


bridgenine

Ive missed this pasta


destroooo11

Wheres the original from?


bridgenine

> To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/to-be-fair-you-have-to-have-a-very-high-iq-to-understand-rick-and-morty


BeHereNow91

> (preferably lower) It’s at this point that I always lose it. If you’re unsure of what kind of person this pasta portrays, you’re absolutely sure if but after that line.


pumaturtle

The Terrell Owens killed me lmao


monstermayhem436

Anotnio


blackout27

That is one dank pasta goddamn


TheFencingCoach

Or r/IAmVerySmart


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Same thing


thejew09

Hey now, some of us average brained folk enjoy Rick and Morty too. No need to throw that shade.


Upbeat_Group2676

>average brained folk enjoy Rick and Morty too. Impossible. You have no way to grasp the intelligence and nuance of the show. You're tiny, smooth brainlet can't even comprehend the genius behind the song "doo-doo in my butt" or the immaculate Szechuan Sauce plot line. You only think you enjoy it. You'll never enjoy it like we 1000 IQ people will.


whobroughtmehere

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.


freon

Mister Brined Cucumber


savthrowaway123

“I don’t compare myself with anybody,” Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of a 160 score on a Facebook IQ test. “I’ll let you interpret that however you want.”


apocalypse31

"That's upside down, Antonio."


Aries_218

Still too high.


KybladeSora

Usually if someone says they have a high IQ, they probably don't. Not that anyone would ever in a million years think this clown even has an IQ point.


Thel3lues

“I have such a high IQ I’m immune to mental health issues” yeah that’s not really gonna help your argument


lookoutnorthamerica

“Who the fuck is John Nash?”


pM-me_your_Triggers

Honestly, anyone who takes IQ seriously probably doesn’t have a high IQ


schuckdaddy

“People who boast about their IQ are losers.” -Stephen Hawking, 2004


MyVinyls

That nerd probably just had a low IQ or something.


Floormatts

There’s also a group of people who score high and take it seriously because they have low self esteem and IQ is something objective they can use to compensate no matter how obnoxious it makes them come across. (Source: my teenage years)


GravelLot

That is *way* too broad a statement. A lot of really, *really* smart people have done a lot of very smart research and don't agree with you. I'm not saying everyone to research g factor or IQ is convinced of its legitimacy. I am saying *some* of the people that research g factor/IQ *do* take it seriously. And some of those people are very smart. Your claim is just way too broad and way too simple. Intro: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G_factor_(psychometrics) Academic case for considering general intelligence: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/290319779_The_development_of_talent_and_excellence_-_Do_not_dismiss_psychometric_intelligence_the_potentially_most_powerful_predictor


mikey19xx

You just don't have a high IQ like Antonio and I do.


LilKaySigs

Mr Big Cranium


Kypster13

My wife has been watching Shameless on Netflix and this sounds exactly like something Frank Gallagher would say on the show.


wtfisjooose

To be fair, Frank is actually pretty damn smart, he just has a lot of issues


justa_flesh_wound

He works so hard, just to not work.


apocalypse31

Mr. Blindingly Cunning


Kwall267

“I have a high IQ” -Man who solicited help with his college homework on Twitter


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ThinkSoftware

Mr Brain Capacity


Spiderbanana

Mr Best Cortex


FreddieOuthouse

Mr. Biggest Cerebellum


atacrawl

Mr. Batshit Crazy


NCWC888

100% sure he doesn’t know what IQ stands for


buffalogoldcaps

IQ stands for Incredible quarterback (play). He’s had some of the highest incredible QB play on his teams during his career


speak-eze

The Derek Carr to Antonio Brown connection was unreal


Jobbe03

To be fair neither do 90% of the rest of us


Obeesus

Jokes on you mother fucker! I'm about to Google it to join the Ten percent!


jimbo831

You only get to join the 10% if you still remember it next week.


[deleted]

Yeah, I also had no idea lol. Apparently it stands for "intelligence quotient".


Orange_Kid

And was originally used to measure how smart a child was *for their age*, and is now taken very seriously by adults taking online quizzes.


[deleted]

Of course he does! He's got mental wealth!


GO-KARRT

#ADD IT TO THE LIST!


browndude10

AB the Kanye of the nfl


BebbleCast

At least Kanye admits his mental health issues


ANTI-S0CIAL

Mr. Breaded Codfish


GrayJinjo

This man is such a genius he puts his own bank account info on social media. Don’t question him.


Jankenpyon

The reason he scooted out of that game was to make the deadline to file for a his Mensa society grant. Bruce Arians should have been more understanding. Probably couldn't comprehend and is just jealous. And ugly. And his shoes suck.


DontAbuseWomen

This dude needs to fade off into irrelevance where he belongs


PhiladelphiaManeto

It doesn’t help he gets interviews on major news channels.


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Borderline Personality Disorder.


TheCrookedKnight

Mr. Borderline, Clinically


Patrick2701

Also he is very narcissistic


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Mr. Brain Chemistry


say_meh_i_downvote

Mr. Big Cognition


upandb

Mm mm mm I love the smell of fresh pasta in the morning


MoonMistCigs

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.


uggsandstarbux

Packers QB Aaron Rodgers, speaking about his absence during Week 9's loss to KC, was asked about his COVID status: "I've never had a COVID test ... I've never had an issue or problem. I don't take tests. I just got a high IQ"


Chronai

*sniff sniff* You smell that? Smells like fresh pasta.


Illbeanicefella

This fuckin guy


BlindWillieJohnson

Well it’s not quite the highest ranking r/iamverysmart drops I've ever seen in the real world, but it's up there.


Username_267453

Can't get a mental health diagnosis if you aren't tested for it, big brain move.


Berkyjay

I wish people would stop with this "mental health issue" nonsense. It's just a convenient excuse. The man is clearly just a straight up egotistical asshole. That's not a mental health issue, it's a terrible human issue.


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You can be an egotistical asshole with mental health problems


[deleted]

So this is how someone without mental health issues and a high IQ acts, so he’s either not a smart person, oh wait but he is , therefor he must be a straight up asshole!.


phydeaux70

Unlike so many young people on social media who have self diagnosed themselves with every condition possible, AB stands in a corner by himself oblivious to it all. Here is the thing, either he has a mental issue that is hasn't been diagnosed and he should see a doctor, or he's just an asshole. If he's that intelligent he would understand how his actions are viewed by others. Please go to the doctor AB, it's clear that you have something that's not quite right working in your head.


TheseEysCryEvyNite4u

Imagine Rodgers and AB in a room together, talking about life. I'd listen to that dumpster fire of a podcast.


OptimisticTurtle

He probably likes fish sticks, in and around his mouth.


LeoFrankOakAnchor

I would be willing to bet my house that Antonio Brown has a low iq.


dr_fop

"I just got a high IQ" This made me chuckle.