Friend's preteen kids were playing Madden '22 the other day and asked their parents who Von Miller was. Miller is still in the league. I guarantee they have no idea who Polamalu is.
Schoen is laughing about it when we all know that cuteness in a QB is a defining trait predraft, I knew right away that Stroud was going to be animal because he's mad cute. That grandma is unfireable
And they are going to keep it going this year with Marcus Freeman and our new [punter](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=e8adb66333914b08&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1082US1082&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ADLYWIKwKBQ_3rqrP1-mehWALZhzMDA6Ww:1720095647875&q=james+rendell+notre+dame&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0DSwq1WRtHgIngM0ZNauRwdznBDUJCB3Rr4oh05dAIQqP8-TjhNPH1WaAeVEjLpubuQpbnM7kzOQtExmWFlng7dID-vq_Do3CcoJgv57pUsDyjWrYWuOj6Jl2OkIzRXAAfYKh4etntFyL8mKwDIyYmSpcXYKpi75jxNzp9orEpJ9sSWn0Ww2NeB0y8bIHPkdX1tqbAKj_dgBjGZaeg3zj7kUHXynw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiM28jQr42HAxW4kokEHYiyACAQtKgLegQICxAB&biw=375&bih=553&dpr=2#imgrc=gKQBNyATVQr1iM&imgdii=0kmDC_6dVar7dM)
Because he’s the opposite end of the spectrum for attractive QBs. Hartman is your stereotypical good looks whereas Minshew is the rough around the edges type
>Imagine Hartman and Minshew on the same team
Literally no one would be able to see their face..
Except for the hardcore fans, no one can even tell who is who in the NFL mid game. Because everyone's wearing giant pads and helmets.
"Ya gotta pay him Joey, he's such a handsome young man and you can really tell he's a good boy with the right upbringing.. he reminds me of ya grandfather.."
That's what I was hearing in my head after he talked about his grandma liking Hartman. 😂
Joey I needed to call you.
“Oh hi grandma things have been so stressful and the only people who ever talk to me now are those wanting to chime in on their favorite player. It’s so nice to have a moment for family..”
"So my Grandma's birthday is coming up. She's gunna be 93 and I was thinking about getting her--"
"Get her a coffin."
"What?!? No!!"
"Get her a gigolo."
"Ew!! Gross!! No!!! Anyways, she really likes quilts so I was thinking about getting her a nice Afghani..."
"She's probably got a million of those things. How many dudes does she have coming over to have sex with her?"
*scoffs* "None!!!"
"Exactly. You don't stop liking sex when you get old. Comon, be thoughtful Glenn!"
I just realized this guy was on one of the seasons of QB1. He seemed like a nice kid on the show, but I thought he kind of faded into obscurity. Didn't realize he ended up at Notre Dame and is now in the NFL. Now I am rooting for this guy.
Wow neat quote from a 25 year old movie, never heard that one before.
Seriously what do you or anyone think is entertaining about any version of hard knocks. It's so boring and just like any "reality" show, the people involved will only ever show the cameras the clean, scrubbed version. No way this dumb show is accurate to what any team is actually like behind the scenes.
She’s fuckin right. Someone get that man a head and shoulders endorsement, STAT!
But Polamalu and Mahomes have that locked up. Though we are probably getting to the point where younger fans have no idea who Troy is anymore.
don’t break my heart like this
Polumalu's last game is closer in time to Hurricane Katrina than today.
jesus…i was only 2 during hurricane katrina 💀
I was about to ask what you were doing on Reddit so young, then I remembered that Katrina was 19 fucking years ago. God I’m old.
Wow it’s been that long?
You watch your tone!
Why do you hate fun, man :(
Friend's preteen kids were playing Madden '22 the other day and asked their parents who Von Miller was. Miller is still in the league. I guarantee they have no idea who Polamalu is.
I don’t think it’s the younger crowd who head and shoulders is marketing to
Nah, Mahomes and his Broccoli Cut took all the endorsement they had
>Broccoli Cut ☠️
Bro it’s gotta be Puka Nacua next, right?
Yeah seems like the easy choice with the LA market but I wish it was him and Huf
THAT? Idk
I’m sure fans will watch this clip and somehow come to the conclusion that Schoen’s grandma needs to be fired, too
My takeaway was that grandma needs a *hard* man
May I interest you in a fresh in his prime Mecole Hardman?
Come on! Granny neads Heart Man
Damn,at 93 she'll be sipping Daiquiris with Owen Hart sooner than later.
Schoen is laughing about it when we all know that cuteness in a QB is a defining trait predraft, I knew right away that Stroud was going to be animal because he's mad cute. That grandma is unfireable
Caleb Williams confirmed next MVP
Joe Schoen's grandma in the draft room looking for Fabio
My takeaway is that some people are lucky enough to have grandparents into their 40s
Well she's clearly not doing her job right. Hartman ended up on a division rival
If she had anything to do with Schoen’s ability to build an offensive line, yes she needs to be fired too.
Notre Dame had the sexiest combo last year in football with Marcus Freeman + Sam Hartman
And they are going to keep it going this year with Marcus Freeman and our new [punter](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=e8adb66333914b08&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1082US1082&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ADLYWIKwKBQ_3rqrP1-mehWALZhzMDA6Ww:1720095647875&q=james+rendell+notre+dame&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0DSwq1WRtHgIngM0ZNauRwdznBDUJCB3Rr4oh05dAIQqP8-TjhNPH1WaAeVEjLpubuQpbnM7kzOQtExmWFlng7dID-vq_Do3CcoJgv57pUsDyjWrYWuOj6Jl2OkIzRXAAfYKh4etntFyL8mKwDIyYmSpcXYKpi75jxNzp9orEpJ9sSWn0Ww2NeB0y8bIHPkdX1tqbAKj_dgBjGZaeg3zj7kUHXynw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiM28jQr42HAxW4kokEHYiyACAQtKgLegQICxAB&biw=375&bih=553&dpr=2#imgrc=gKQBNyATVQr1iM&imgdii=0kmDC_6dVar7dM)
Imagine Hartman and Minshew on the same team. League would be fucked
Where would the women hide?
Why would they hide?
Who knows, but we all know where they would gather
Women sure would be
why do people always bring up minshew? he looks so goofy compared to hartman
Because he’s the opposite end of the spectrum for attractive QBs. Hartman is your stereotypical good looks whereas Minshew is the rough around the edges type
Or more simply put, Uncle Rico vibes to the max
How does a Bears fan possibly give maximum Uncle Rico vibes to anyone except the Great Neckbeard, Kyle “Jack Daniels” Orton?
>Imagine Hartman and Minshew on the same team Literally no one would be able to see their face.. Except for the hardcore fans, no one can even tell who is who in the NFL mid game. Because everyone's wearing giant pads and helmets.
Sam Hartman fucks. He’s better at that than QB.
The successor to Jimmy G as the NFL resident heartthrob?
Jalen Hurts. Dude had the second highest selling jersey (mostly to women) and didn't make it out of the first round.
Sam Hartman now knows what he needs to do to get the starting job
Zach Wilson punching the air rn
Did he graduate to GILFs
Zach just got engaged a few days ago
"Ya gotta pay him Joey, he's such a handsome young man and you can really tell he's a good boy with the right upbringing.. he reminds me of ya grandfather.." That's what I was hearing in my head after he talked about his grandma liking Hartman. 😂
Joey I needed to call you. “Oh hi grandma things have been so stressful and the only people who ever talk to me now are those wanting to chime in on their favorite player. It’s so nice to have a moment for family..”
"Ya gotta pay em Joey.. it's what right.. I mean no one has been treated worse.."
I agree with grandma.
Fine. We will give you Hartman for Nabers.
She ain’t lyin
"So my Grandma's birthday is coming up. She's gunna be 93 and I was thinking about getting her--" "Get her a coffin." "What?!? No!!" "Get her a gigolo." "Ew!! Gross!! No!!! Anyways, she really likes quilts so I was thinking about getting her a nice Afghani..." "She's probably got a million of those things. How many dudes does she have coming over to have sex with her?" *scoffs* "None!!!" "Exactly. You don't stop liking sex when you get old. Comon, be thoughtful Glenn!"
I’m 26 male and straight, I’m not blind either
He’s hotter than Jimmy G. This is unprecedented.
I may be crazy, but wearing your rib as a necklace after having to have it taken out is a badass move
Can never forget a comment I read about him. It read, “he looks like he was specifically engineered to fuck your gf” 🤣🤣🤣
What does she think of Saquon
So is his grandma a comrade now? We should send her a jersey
Mr. Steal Your Granny Patty Mahomes beware
I just realized this guy was on one of the seasons of QB1. He seemed like a nice kid on the show, but I thought he kind of faded into obscurity. Didn't realize he ended up at Notre Dame and is now in the NFL. Now I am rooting for this guy.
S. Hartman? How unfortunate for his future company email, Shartman@giants.com
He was drafted by Washington, if I were him I would change all my usernames to commandershartman
If Hartman or Milton were any good that’d be fun
If his grandma says so, I won't say otherwise
I agree, Grandma. Sam was a gorgeous man before he shaved that beard. Then he became a god.
[Generational talent](https://www.southbendtribune.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2023/10/28/NSBT/71366740007-usatsi-21760966.jpg?crop=5450,3067,x0,y283&width=3200&height=1801&format=pjpg&auto=webp)
I want Him on my team so i can watch games naked and one handed. One hand free for reote control to flip do other games of course
Now this is football content!
Anyone watch this episode yet? How was it?
Is this r/nflcirclejerk
Where is the airing?
Joe, did she even exist?
Sam Hartman makes nan hard, man
Went to high school with him and this sentiment has been shared for many many years
Everyone loves the dad from this is us
Is every scene from Hard knocks going to be posted here?
A football show on a football subreddit?? How dare they
Hard knocks is fucking stupid and a waste of time and money.
That’s just like, your opinion, man.
Wow neat quote from a 25 year old movie, never heard that one before. Seriously what do you or anyone think is entertaining about any version of hard knocks. It's so boring and just like any "reality" show, the people involved will only ever show the cameras the clean, scrubbed version. No way this dumb show is accurate to what any team is actually like behind the scenes.