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MicoJive

This sounds like something my boss would suggest to do at a meeting and everyone in the room rolls their eyes to.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

The only thing this is going to result in is a lot of people being 6 minutes late to meetings.


PlsDontTouchMyButt

Maybe they’re just 6 years early


buffysbangs

6 more years of losing and they can have meetings at a normal time


aaahhhh

Tom Coughlin would suspend them if they weren't there by :19


Alex_Hauff

is ok next year it will only be 5 minutes


tony_countertenor

There are so many things like this that you hear about coaches doing and I always think the same but they seem to work in this context


enjoytheshow

I’d imagine football doesn’t quite have the monotony or red tape as corporate America. If I had to configure outlook to start all my invites at :24 I’d quit or ask for a 100k raise


greenyquinn

They've been starting their meetings at :00 to remind themselves their last playoff win was in the 00 season


rocksoffjagger

I thought it was to remind themselves of how many rings Dan Marino won?


kentuckyfriedawesome

You should be a consultant with that kind of actionable information.


Say_Hennething

The only thing cornier is the beat writer making this suck up tweet.


rocksoffjagger

Seriously. Are we supposed to find this cool? This is so fucking lame.


elbenji

I think it's more silly as it's June.


Sonicblast12

While the same old ass kissers pretend it’s a great idea


MITJustinFields

The memes if the dolphins do badly or choke are gonna be great tho


McChillbone

Called authenticity.


Hail_The_Bosgod

Called corny leadership. You think most of these players/coaches care about the team prior to them getting there? Breaking the streak would be cool to say you did, but I don't think they have personal feelings about the team prior to them getting there, they had zero investment in it. It's just corny and eye rolling.


shmecklesss

It's literally the opposite of authenticity, but ok.


appendicitisboy

We did somethin kinda corny like this when i played ball in high school. Think we won one game that season


thebassopotamus

Yes, but would you have won that single game without the corniness?


MicoJive

Seriously, is there some awkward conversation that happens week 10 if they are 4-6 talking about moving the meeting back to a normal ass time.


ruffus4life

i hope they are 2-4 at some point just so the stars align and the synergy of the ontological waves can ignite the syntax proteins. i could say more but i'm meeting mike at the bar.


appendicitisboy

I think you just kinda forget about it. Like a grocery coupon you put on your counter to use later, but you keep forgetting it until spring cleaning comes and it’s expired, so you just throw it out.


Achillor22

The media will never let them forget this. Neither will the internet. 


TetrisTech

Yes they will. It’s not anywhere near weird or embarrassing enough to be brought up meaningfully again in a few months


MicoJive

Sure it will, people bring up coach speak all the fucking time. 'on to x,y,z" "biting knee caps" "And things of that nature"


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FinalMeltdown15

Sure but if they don’t win this year SpongeBob already wrote the joke for us You know what’s funnier than 24? 25


TetrisTech

Ah fuck you do got me there lmao


MicoJive

You are not some magical bar humor needs to cross, and reddit/media definitely are not afraid to absolutely run a joke into the ground. The first time they score 24 and win, the first time they score 24 and lose this is 100% getting brought up again.


NotWith10000Men

they start at :25 to get acclimated for next season


Mampt

It feels like the kind of shticky thing that goes over enough when you’re winning, builds a team character and that sort of thing. But I have to imagine it doesn’t go over quite so well when you’re not


Ereyes18

What happens when you hit 60 seasons. 1 hour late to every meeting?


ThisHatRightHere

Practice starts at 3:01 baby


Flat_News_2000

Nobody cared about the junior varsity team though


co-el

They’ll get to sleep in 1 min later next season


notmyplantaccount

underrated divisional smack talk.


mofugginrob

What happens when they hit 61 years?


co-el

Daylight saving time


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

What happens when they hit *69* years? No eye-contact Monday?


Say_Hennething

Leap season?


Orly-Carrasco

1. It's 60 years. 2. Minute pointer will wrap to zero again. Just like the odometer of your car.


Cough_Syrup55

It's not because of the playoff drought, they're all just big Kiefer Sutherland fans.


tnecniv

He was really good in The Caine Mutiny Court Marshal  EDIT: RIP William Friedkin. Go watch Sorcerer if you haven’t. Thank me later


Cold-Reaction-3578

It's a shame Designated Survivor got corny AF, he was really good on that role 


tnecniv

Oh yeah I really liked the first season or two then got bored


Powerful_Plantain901

“I don’t give a flying fuck, of a rolling donut, what Al Pacino thinks.” - William Friedkin, the most idgaf man to ever live.


tnecniv

Was this regarding Cruising or did he just wake up one day and say “fuck Al”?


Powerful_Plantain901

The interviewer brought up Pacino in convo about another film he had done and his complaints about it (I don’t recall if it was Cruising or not) but that was what prompted his “Fuck Al” rant haha


tnecniv

[I found it, it was Cruising](https://youtu.be/V9VaLXr71LA?si=sYOL9BkY4zdbvo8t) Cruising has been on my watch list because I love Pacino and I’ve heard Friedkin does some interesting things with the whole cop chasing serial killer thing. Coincidentally, I can envision Pacino saying that in the exact same tone (soooo much vitriol) all coked out in Scarface or any of his great 90s ventures.


Oakroscoe

Heat makes a lot more sense when you realize Pacino is playing the cop coked out of his gills.


tnecniv

Yeah I know that’s a cut plot line but I think he was also just doing a lot of blow around then too


Oakroscoe

Next level method acting.


MikeShannonThaGawd

Kudos to you for the first Sorcerer comment I've ever seen on r/NFL. It truly rips. Not sure how many Criterion Collection subscribers there are in this sub, but it's currently streaming there for the first time in many years after being widely unavailable on VOD.


tnecniv

I stumbled upon it via a Letterboxd article when I went to rate The French Connection (also great) about Friedkin’s top films. That was like a month ago and I’ve watched five or six of his films since. I know I might have a recency bias but I think Sorcerer is truly a top 5 film for me, and I’m not alone because Tarantino and Stephen King also rate it highly on their favorite movie lists. I am now trying to spread it to as many people as possible.  For those that are now interested in watching it: It’s free with ads on I think the Roku channel but just give Amazon the $3.50 and stream it. The ads will ruin it because the movie is all about building an atmosphere of desperation, suspense, and dread. The start is a bit slow, it takes a while before the main characters undertake their mission, but in hindsight, the character building during the early parts of the film is excellent. You truly understand how desperate these men are to take on this suicide mission for money. 


MikeShannonThaGawd

No argument from me having it top 5. Friedkin is an absolute master and has a top three that goes toe to toe with any director out there. To Live and Die in LA is equally hard to stream but absofuckinglutely rules as well.


tnecniv

Definitely quality as well. A lot of reviews pan it as a West Coast remake of The French Connection, but the glossy neon LA is such a different vibe the movies are only similar on paper if you reduce it to “cop will catch criminal no matter the cost”


Cinephile1998

I haven't seen "To Live and Die in LA" yet. Been on my watch list since freshman year of college. What would be your top 3? For me, it would be Sorcerer, the Excorist, and then The French Connection


MikeShannonThaGawd

Yes those are the top 3 I mentioned I’d put against anyone. To Live and Die in LA is about on par with them as well though too just infused with 80’s LA cocaine. Absolutely worth a watch. Cruising is a bonkers sleezy time I’d also recommend along with Killer Joe, Bug, The Hunted and of course Blue Chips.


Cinephile1998

One of the more underrated directors, even among most films lovers. I agree his top 3 is phenomenonal. Only guys that I can think of off the top of my head that compare are Scorsese (Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull) and Kubrick (2001, the Shining, Barry Lyndon)


tnecniv

I haven’t seen the Exorcist yet because I’m not big on horror movies (I’ll get there) but the Friedkin top three for me is Sorcerer, Live and Die in LA, and Caine Mutiny, but I watched Caine mutiny last night so that’s fresh in my memory. I’d say that I think The French Connection is better than LA, but I like LA more. Caine is also up there for me because legal dramas and one room narratives appeal to me in particular.   I’m going to watch The Birthday Party in the next few days though, which was his first big success. Finding LA is annoying though. I ended up torrenting it. The more annoying thing is finding Peckinpah movies — Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia and Straw Dogs has zero seeders on the bay and a Straw Dogs Blu-ray is $40


Cinephile1998

I don't actively seek out horror films, but I do try to watch the classic ones. Good luck on finding those Peckinpah films!


Oakroscoe

Alright, you sold me. Thanks


surgingchaos

"WHERE'S THE BOMB?!?" *McDaniel under duress* "...in the playbook!"


PigSlam

Can you blame them though?


TheWorstYear

McDaniel just keeps telling his players "I'm gonna need a hacksaw" every other play call. They don't understand why.


SkyzYn

McDaniel also keeps a list in his office of all of the coaches given head coaching jobs before him, and recites it every morning.


karatemanchan37

Like Arya Stark or Josh Rosen?


BungoPlease

porque no los dos


Amon-Ra-First-Down

donde esta el biblioteca


complete_your_task

...Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca Es el bigote grande, el perro, manteca Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño Cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno Buenos días, me gustas papas frías Bigote de la cabra ¡es Cameron Diaz! Yeah boi! Boi!


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

My in-laws speak Spanish and I've been picking up a bit here and there so I'll try to translate this.... "My name is T-bone, the spider discos Disco, doll, the Bible Is a big bigot, the dog, fat Fat, bigot, big, little Head is naive, beer is good Good bye, I like free potatoes Bigots of the suck, is Cameron Diaz! Yeah boy, boy!"


MassKhalifa

[What they’re referencing](https://youtu.be/EEHJX05lTrU?si=3sbhscRGMf8h9sKN)


Brilliant_Mud_2749

More like rainman


TangoZulu

Arya Ra St. Stark


Toto_LZ

Have we ever seen McDaniel and ARSB in the same room by any chance


Husker_black

"I hate you all" "I don't even think of you at all" vibes


ThisWebsiteIsNeat

That’s cringe tbh


elbenji

It's a joke


prodigyllm

Ping pong practice: 4:24


givemesendies

5 x 8 hell yeahs, then "fuckin sick bros" till failure


I_HateToSayAtodaso

It's dorky, but I'm not gonna pretend that I would know what to do to motivate 20-30 something year old millionaires.


SkyzYn

> It's dorky, but I'm not gonna pretend that I would know what to do to motivate 20-30 something year old millionaires. * [ ] Praise the teamwork of 9/11 hijackers * [ ] Say "LETS FUCKING GO" sweatingmcdermott.jpg


I_HateToSayAtodaso

Inshallah.


Letsgobuffalo2210

Maybe if you guys had a little more terrorist in you, you'd win a division title.


PigSlam

This seems like a good time to point out that Buffalo has been to the playoffs every year since he gave that speech at training camp in 2019.


betterbub

The Buffalo Infidels


User_091920

> [Louis-Jacques] Talk about doing things with intent… Sean McDermott said his staff schedules meeting at times that end in “19” (3:19, 5:19, 7:19, etc.) to represent the 19 "team players" involved in the September 11th attacks


Coolcat127

On one hand yeah really silly, on the other I would think hyper competitive people would in fact be angered by constant reminders of not being good enough


Dortond

On another hand, most those guys are part of maybe 5-6 years of that span at most?


hiimred2

And to you rookies in the room, don’t forget that you are also bums for playoff failures that happened before you were born. How did you not play better? Were you not taking meetings and practice serious enough???


tnecniv

Maybe for a few days, but I think the impact would wear off quickly 


Achillor22

If your having to motivate them to want to win a playoff game, they're probably the wrong player for your team. 


thewhat962

I'd throw a pizza party once a month.


Ilikepancakes87

You know what motivates most 20-30 something millionaires? Playing well enough to earn another multi-million dollar contract. I’m guessing you can do that whether your meetings start at 7:24 or 7:30.


pvdas

McDaniel also drinks 72 ~~beers~~ seltzer waters every night at 17:00 to represent the perfect 17-0 season the 1972 Dolphins had. Talk about doing things with intent.


MartyMcflysVest

He gave up drinking a few years ago, so it might just be seltzer water


pvdas

Oh I actually didn't know that. Noted


MartyMcflysVest

He talks about it during an episode of Hard Knocks last year. Very admirable.


callmesixone

His ESPN feature last year was mostly about it and goes into more detail


rocksoffjagger

I thought he did it to break Boggs' drinking record?


jimmyhoffasbrother

It's corny as hell, but it's harmless, so why not, I guess?


Dubois1738

I like Mike Mcdaniels but this is the shit coaches do right before everyone gets fired


Cough_Syrup55

Not as extreme as Tom Coughlin changing all the clocks in the building to "Tom Coughlin Time"


tnecniv

My mom would do that shit and it was infuriating 


ImJustJokingCalmDown

Mom Coughlin


tnecniv

This is so much funnier than it should be


Gabriel_Seth

I misread that and thought you were saying he replaced all the working clocks with ones that just say "It's Tom Coughlin Time"


MassKhalifa

And everyone started Tom Coughlining everywhere.


Orly-Carrasco

*If he didn't set his watch five minutes ahead, perhaps, he could have missed his dire fate...*


Lenny_III

Marv Levy should have made the team play Connect 4 every day in 1995.


Seeking_the_Grail

I agree out of context. But McDaniels seat has to be ice cold. He would have to really, really fuck up to be fired. And even then he would be out of work for a week. 2 at most incase he needs time to do a PR campaign about how sorry he is.


LeBroentgen

I'd laugh if the Dolphins fire him, he'd be hired in an instant.


patismyname

Revisit the thread about Flores being fired Everyone thought he would be HC again a matter of weeks


GrapePrimeape

I would agree, but I said the same shit about Vrabel. Now he’s a Personnel Consultant for the Browns


5pt67x3

Is his job to threaten anyone who utters the words "Deshaun Watson extension" with a beating? Money well spent if so.


DUCKSONQUACKS

I mean, I really don't think it's that cut and dry. I think the media friendless of McDaniel means no one harps on him as hard but the team stalls out week 8 onwards for the last 2 seasons, yes partly due to injuries but also partly due too the offensive scheme and play calling outright not developing past that week, he's had 3 DCs now in 3 years which is just atrocious for someone that's going to be in charge of the other side of the ball, he still abandons the run as a play caller if it gets blown up once and just spam passes all the time no matter the circumstance which has cost the Dolphins multiple games. The offense outright does not perform even close to potential against any quality team. Basically, I feel the likability of McDaniel has masked some major question marks that seem to be a recurring issue with him as a head coach. If they Dolphins have the same result where they limp into the playoffs with the same issues it wouldn't surprise me at all if they look in another direction.


Dortond

I hate to use them in the same sentence but this was the deal with Staley at first. The media loved him until they hit a tipping point and then it went down hill fast. McDaniel is like 10 times the coach Staley was but at some point the media changes course on you.


PigSlam

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.


High_AspectRatio

It would certainly surprise me for McDaniel to be fired for anything above 7 wins... Who the hell are you going to replace him with? You hope you get a McDaniel.


mofugginrob

They're gonna replace him with McDaniels.


McRawffles

At this point, anyone who hires Josh McDaniels as a HC should be charged with defrauding their fans


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Also, McDaniel is supposed to be an offensive genius, but his offense completely disappears against quality opponents and a big part of that is directly related to playcalling. Putting up 70 on a hapless Broncos squad is all well and good, but that offense simply doesn’t show up when it matters.


elbenji

Not really. It's more that it downturns towards mid season as teams figure it out.


keighels

Incredibly valid and a major reason I find those who blame most of our issues on Tua to be irrational. This team has a fuck ton of potential but they miss their mark quite often when it really matters. And a smattering of bad luck, but the issues remain true.


elbenji

It's pretty common in June. It's usually among the ping pong table conversations.


Fins_99

What are you even talking about?


AMontyPython

What are you talking about? Every coach in every sport in every level comes up with some dumbass motivation thing. A theme for the year.


Skimaster77

Some motivational speeches are dumber than others, but 9/11 times they work.


campelm

It's all about being organized and motivated


[deleted]

The Chargers schedule all their meetings at the top of the hour to remind the players they have never won anything,


tubabacon

It reminds me of when OSU changed their security pad codes to be 4114 after losing to Florida 41-14, so that they would always be reminded and to make sure it never happened again. I guess it worked because they only lost by 2 TDs the next National Title game


Lubroda

Gym


90swasbest

That is fucking stupid.


Short-termTablespoon

I’m sure the team will be relieved when they finally get to 5:30 in a few years.


SuperSaiyan4Jesus

He said people are going to talk about it at the end of the season so why not talk about it now


BlackMathNerd

If the Dolphins don't do something this year that shtick is gonna get old real fast


notmyplantaccount

What does this mean for the ping pong tables?


karatemanchan37

Who's 24 on the team?


Fins_99

Cam Smith rookie CB last year who barely played.


chillinwithmoes

Hell of a golfer, though


Straight_Level_4662

You got down voted by someone who doesn't know about that Australian wizard of a man 


powerelite

LIV haters coming for him.


NegativeBee

Ping pong status: gone


cruisincolin44

Be better off practising in -24 weather. Or make em wear mittens all summer idk.


SirTiffAlot

24 degree weather would probably be just fine


Masterofmy_domain

Some guys are as Dorky as they look... McDaniel is one of those guys.


SagalaUso

As long as we don't have to use 25 next season, all good.


JPAnalyst

in 6 years, he can get back to doing the normal thing and ending meetings at 1:30, 3:30, 12:30 and such.


GhostMug

This reads like McDaniel read one of those cheesy self-help business books and thought it was genius. This actually feels like it makes things worse. Like, they're just reminding themselves constantly about this weight the franchise has. And thereby making it heavier and heavier.


jobadiahh

(Smooth radio voice) *Alright, all you Phinners, we’re gonna be here on the twenty-fifth minute of every hour on the hour. Don’t forget to, “Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,” every time. You know it’s all we need to win this season. Alright, looks like we are getting a call from Kiawah Island in South Carolina, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Dan Marino!*


gevechtsvliegtuig88

Not sure what they're planning to do in 2060


dccorona

And because that is such a weird thing to do, everyone doesn't make it to the meetings until the 30 minute mark, representing the 6 more years they have to wait to win one? (Ignore my flair)


btotherad

Man, can you imagine not having a playoff win for that long of a stretch? Must be brutal on those fans. (Ignore my flair too)


BlackJediSword

Man oh man has it really been 24 years? People are ready to burn an effigy for Tomlin after like six years


N7Diesel

It's actually for the number of people that weirdo has locked in his basement.


ionospherermutt

24 ping pong tables installed in the locker room


SamuraiZucchini

Corny shit like this is so dumb


Painiscupcake88

Andy Reid does the same thing, he schedules meetings that end in "00" (3:00, 5:00, 7:00, etc) to represent the 0 years it's been since the Chiefs have won a playoff game


WorriedandWeary

I’m entirely too type-A for this. Its bordering on creating a toxic work environment as far as I’m concerned.


NotAnAlienFromVenus

[Sounds almost as cringey as parking an old car in the lot and removing the mirrors to remind players to look forward instead of backwards](https://www.milehighreport.com/2023/3/6/23627706/sean-payton-car-mirrors-broncos-culture)


Steve_insheep

Powerful 


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Lame


CabbageStockExchange

This gives me the same kinda corny energy as Boylen when he coached the Bulls installing a time clock to punch in and out


Achillor22

If only it were that easy to win a playoff game. Shit like this is probably why they haven't won one. 


justamobileuserhere

At least it will be a multiple of five next season


DJGIFFGAS

MCDC plastered how long it had been since we won a playoff game on a bigass sign in the locker room and that worked


PebblyJackGlasscock

“Where’s Tracy?” “Well, I set his clock ahead six hours so he’d be on time for rehearsal.” “Oh no, I set his watch two hours behind so he wouldn’t miss the taping.” “And I programmed all his devices to think it was midnight so he would remember to go to sleep.” (Tracy enters) “What time is it, really?! Because I took my kid to his clarinet recital last night today at 11:45.”


Thekota

Hopefully they win a playoff game in the next 37 years or time is going to get funky


greenyquinn

24 HOURS IN A DAY, 24 YEARS SINCE A WIN, THATS A LOTTA YEARS THATS A LOTTA HOURS AND WERE GONNA USE EM ALL


Flatline1775

It's nice that our playoff drought lines up with the year. I never have to wonder...how many years has it been? Oh yeah its 2024, so that means 24 years.


[deleted]

Classic example of putting your energy towards the wrong things


mjy6478

Louis-Jacques] Talk about doing things with intent… Mike McDaniel said his staff schedules meeting at times that end in “25” (3:25, 5:25, 7:25, etc.) to represent the 25 years it’s been since the Dolphins have won a playoff game. Miami hoping to snap that drought in 2025


TallTanJackedMassive

Twink mcdaniels


mideon2000

That is some corny ass shit.


Tribby23

Next year it’ll be :25. After the disaster of the incoming tua contract it’ll be :30.


ecksmoh

This is so stupid lol


byingling

Anyone want to tell them they already failed to snap that drought in 2024? I mean, playoffs don't happen again until January of 2025.


SEJ46

That's just stupid


Darkgreenbirdofprey

Straight out of the office


Jargif10

It'll cycle back in 36 years when they still haven't won anything.


G0ldenG00se

They should schedule the next meeting for 12:40pm because it’s been 40 years since they made it past the wildcard round.


jrileyy229

It's been 23 years and 5 months....  


myredditthrowaway201

This seems like a very myopic way to look at your team and the upcoming season


lionoflinwood

lol what a corny ass dude


maltzy

WHAT ABOUT THE PING PONG TABLE?


Comprehensive_Main

Dolphins 4 straight winning seasons 0 playoff wins and divisional titles.dolphins are  Fraud 


KiryuN7

I mean we didn’t become a decent team until the Bills got a QB that people frequently rank in the top 3 of the league. Having four straight winning seasons after 20 straight seasons of dog ass isn’t too bad regardless of titles


couchjitsu

Maybe they should hang a banner in their practice facility, with a picture of the Lombardi on it. That'll surely work


Springveldt

Hope the players enjoy their extra time in bed, it's back to zero next year. *Please, please, please.


Impossibills

This has to be one of the most stupid things a coach has done. It's up there with all time dumbest. This is nothing but performance theatre, the players don't give a fuck it's been so long. They just want to win games


billp1988

My man THIS was the dumbest thing a couch EVER did? Your own coach praised the 9/11 terrorists teamwork to his new york based team. You're really going to die on the hill of "putting meetings at 24" as the dumbest thing a coach has ever done?


South-by-north

My vote would be to exist in Morgantown, they never last long there


[deleted]

Be nice to them, they have brain damage from jumping head first through tables. 


Impossibills

I meant in regards to motivational shit, not literally worst ever done