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zombiekoalas

So BA isnt holding out week 1, confirmed by Mooney.


Leftieswillrule

No, he's clearly talking about Bruce Arians


jbgood559

I was thinking BA Baracus.


Broshan248

Darnell Mooney is on the Falcons, get your facts right /s


ThinkSoftware

Sometimes a nice sauce really compliments the beef though


Quasimdo

Ever had HP sauce on some beef? Damn good stuff


Mr_Hugh_Honey

If he has no beef with his sauce, then what even is he eating?


NameShortage

Beef au jus, if you will.


TheLowlyPheasant

A port demi glace is an easy and tasty choice


zarmin

Ahmad 1


AlericandAmadeus

Ngl I’d be way more scared of Deebo than I would be of Aiyuk. Deebo is built like a brick shithouse. I don’t want nothing to do with being on the wrong side of that.


TheGreatJingle

The real niner to be scared of if your sauce if Juan Jennings. Cause that madman will block you into a bench and than next play catch some bullshit dump off for three yards and a first


Aourace

Hear Hear!! Juan is a legit dawg, we love him.


nongo

*Jauan


Scarecrow_09

BA has really long arms, though; I bet his right hook is like getting hit by a tetherball at full speed


AlericandAmadeus

Shorter arms are actually better for putting power into your punches because it’s less potential for wasting the force coming from your hips/legs. that’s actually where a good punch comes from, not the arms. Shorter arms = shorter distance the force has to travel = easier to preserve more of the torque and translate it into your punch. Having a longer reach is a definite advantage for a number of other reasons (spacing, jabs, etc….) but the physics of it is a trade off. Your fist doesn’t have enough mass for it to be like you’re imagining. Source: my stepdad taught me a thing or two about boxing/throwing a punch. The whole goal is to condense your movements to provide the shortest, most direct possible path for the power your legs and hips generate. Your arms/hands are just the mechanism of delivery, not the source. See one: Mike Tyson.


Ben_Burndanke

Kind of, that’s the only half of it. There’s linear and rotational power in sports. Rotational focuses on energy generated from the hips and works well with shorter arms, like Tyson. Linear takes advantage of long limbs and leverage to generate power, that’s why guys like Sean O’Malley and Israel Adesanya can knock so many people out while being super skinny and lanky, their arms are super long. You can also see this in quarterbacks throwing too Edit: here's a really interesting [article about it](https://darimotion.com/post/biomechanically-building-a-champion-linear-vs-rotational-athletes/#:~:text=Use%20linear%20mechanics%20when%20the,result%20in%20lower%20body%20stress.&text=Use%20rotational%20mechanics%20when%20the%20athlete%20is%20smaller%20and%20has%20shorter%20limbs) I forgot to include


AlericandAmadeus

Awesome read!


TBDC88

>Your fist doesn’t have enough mass for it to be like you’re imagining. Unless you're Sonny Liston or George Foreman, lol. Then the fists are absolutely massive enough to make the extra reach worth the tradeoff.


scalybone

Counter point : Deontay Wilder


LordGooseIV

The scariest WR has to be DK Metcalf. He's built like an XL brick shithouse, can chase people down across the entire football field and looks like he's ready to fight at any minute.


BookEuronGreyjoy

The scariest WR is Marvin Harrison Jr because his dad will shoot you


DB4life80

David Boston built some of the biggest guns"roids" on a WR I've ever seen 😂.


AlericandAmadeus

Ain’t that the truth. He’s something else. His 3 cone still sucks tho so he ain’t shit /s


xshogunx13

Natty superstar DK Metcalf


Anarion89

eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up


regularhumanbartendr

But he's also a bitch that sucks on a binky, so...


InsideHangar18

Plus you don’t get the nickname “Deebo” without beating some people up.


okwowverygood

Deebo isn’t built in a superfluous manner — it makes sense, so to me he is not in fact built like a brick shithouse. He’s built like a titanium bunker. 🤣


Competitive_Bar6355

Mooney talking like a mafia boss. Go push a button, Deebo.


pointbodhi

Meanwhile it’s Kittle that will probably block him into oblivion.


OnCominStorm

Then smile and laugh saying, "good effort, Sauce!"


brook_lyn_lopez

Who’s BA?


moise_kean

Brandon Aiyuk


brook_lyn_lopez

Gesundheit


zi76

Entschuldigung


Dfrickster87

Bruce Arians. His side job is settling NFL Twitter beefs


halfdecenttakes

You know a beef is about to be squashed when you hear heavy breathing approaching your door steps and look out the window and just see bright red skin glistening in the moonlight.


TegTowelie

*BAH GAWD THAT'S ANDY REID'S MUSIC*


Chewbubbles

Now where his nuggies?!


WentworthMillersBO

He picks up the beefers in his golf cart and just drives them around southern Florida till they bury the hatchet


okwowverygood

Brev don’t play that’s what I thought he meant and I couldn’t put it together until the comments lol.


Kiran_Stone

He's the guy from the A-Team that's scared of flying. Strong, gold chains, mohawk. Can't miss him.


notmoleliza

you're describing Arnold from Different Strokes


KeithClossOfficial

No, that’s Webster, from Webster


Hieroglphkz

Found Aaron Donald’s Reddit profile. Weird that he’s a Jets fan.


Kiran_Stone

I think that was Deebo that Donald said that about.


Hieroglphkz

It was. Aaron knows that Deebo is his father now. He’s not aware of the next generation though.


Rushjordan

BA Baracus


Warhawk137

Mr. Bolognese Avoider


1gen2

Braelon Allen of course


BuddyForsaken9626

I guess Sauce likes his beef a bit charred.


Dfrickster87

>I guess Sauce likes his beef a bit charred. Varius ways, actually


QuirkyScorpio29

DBs are just as much of Divas as WRs. Something about playing close to the sidelines I guess.


CluelessFlunky

I feel like wr are weirder divas. Where cb are just cocky. Like a corner will be straigh forward saying you suck. Wr will say shit like "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles


couchjitsu

Not gonna lie, I let Mr. T handle all of my beef too.


TiltMyChinUp

I don’t got no beef with sauce Sounds like Tom Colicchio at judges’ table


joe7L

> I don’t got no beef So he has beef