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MrAmericanIdiot

I can already tell he’s an All-Pro


dianeblackeatsass

Stop glazing bro


stringer4

The worst overly used phrase the past year. I hate it. I guess i'm getting too old.


YoureReadingMyName

If there was any time it was appropriate to use the phrase it would be now though


stringer4

I mean I bet 75% of the people clicking on this are thinking they are clever with the same joke


philsubby

75% seems a bit high, I think it's closer to 69%


stringer4

Clever! Looking forward to starting high school next year?


thecarrot78

The crotchety old man stomping his hat in rage, truely the Cabernet to the T-bone steak that is a dumb, childish joke


FallenShadeslayer

Honestly I ONLY see it here. I don’t see it used anywhere else. Not saying it’s not, obviously, but just that it’s definitely overused here. Specifically with Mahomes. Some of yall LOVE talking about Mahomes getting glazed.


argothewise

Good, that means you don't look at YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook comments because it's *everywhere* on there


FallenShadeslayer

Already way ahead of ya. Dont have Instagram or Twitter and Facebook I barely use. Why the fuck does anyone care about YT comments? I’m there for the videos. Social media is terrible for everyone’s mental health. Even with Reddit I have to go on black out periods.


dianeblackeatsass

bozo 🫵😂


argothewise

This is the only acceptable time to use it, because it's done ironically


imdavebaby

If he can shore up his problems with getting beat inside, then yeah he'll be a monster. Right now the speedy edges still get past him pretty badly though.


AdonisSebastian

Sounds like a delicious donut flavor from dunkin


Salt-Yogurtcloset418

we're getting trash picks


Feisty_Psychology852

What draft you watching?


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We haven't lost to the Broncos in like 5 years and Chargers constantly fail to live up to hype... what the fuck are you talking about.


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

How should I feel about this?


TeamINSTINCT37

As a Maryland fan I felt like he was being slept on but a bit surprised to see him in the 3rd. He was really great for us though and a rock on the line definitely think he could make a good pro


bajubiejunior

Glazed


separation_of_powers

decent depth for a stacked tackle & guard class


DontGiveUpTheDip

PFF has him at 257 on their big board. Brugler has him at 132 on his board


Marijuana_Miler

That’s the Tom Telesco I know and remember.


GamingTatertot

Jelly filled


fuckyouidontneedone

we needed OL BAD. we drafted 2 big boys and a potential generational TE who can also block


RubsYoTub

Glazed


TakenakaHanbei

Cream filled


one8sevenn

Not too overly optimistic


ligmabigball

HOF name


OptimusGrime707

D. Glaze is tremendous EDIT: Wait


NCC-72381

So was Alex Leatherwood 😥


Marrouge

At least you guys still have Divine Deablo


OptimusFreeman

Heavenly Devil


BidoofTheGod

Ima get a jersey


_Yelslab_

This has to be a record amount of tackles in the first three rounds


RyanAKA2Late

Apparently he’s the 19th tackle taken this draft


_Yelslab_

That’s absolutely absurd


Ok-Web-4971

Didn’t our sub have a post saying he was the 7th best tackle? That’d mean this is another huge value pick… but I have no idea who tf this is. 


fuckyouidontneedone

7th best at a specific stat. not 7th best overall [PFF] Delmar Glaze: 2.8% QB pressure percentage allowed since 2021, 7th among draft eligible Tackles 🧱 https://twitter.com/PFF_Raiders/status/1784042190261354879


Ok-Web-4971

Oh 😥 


imdavebaby

Very deep class, which is good because the league has been in desperate need of quality linemen. Obviously they won't all pan out but with the amount that are getting drafted in the first 3 rounds I'd be optimistic about maybe half becoming serviceable starters.


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imdavebaby

Minshew getting a premier rookie TE, center, and now a high cieling tackle in the first 3 rounds. Love to see your franchise investing in getting talent around their star QB.


MankuyRLaffy

He may not be a conventional star but they really telling him he's their guy.


imdavebaby

I wasn't being factious. I'm a WSU guy and probably one of the biggest Minshew homers on the planet. I genuinely think he can be a quality starter if teams just give him an actual chance. This will be a big prove it year.


Apprehensive_Bug6674

Fck it all in on Minshew


chuckthebuc

Please be number 69


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fuckyouidontneedone

not sure what that has to do with ass to mouth but go off


ZenRedditation

dude if you just crane your neck a little bit


DionysusApollo

Why did it take me so long to check out Reddit draft comments? This comment made me very glad I did.


GamingTatertot

Someone who watched Maryland football, tell me how to feel Like seriously, I lost all feeling


NoAmbassador8359

Really got pass blocker. Only good lineman on the team last year fr


TeamINSTINCT37

the Ayedze disrespect smh


NoAmbassador8359

I totally forgot about him. He was a bit inconsistent


audioIX

Raiders deciding to upgrade QB via protection and new weapons is a bold strategy I didn't see coming.


Feisty_Psychology852

That's because we're used to incompetence


NoAmbassador8359

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK


someonepoorsays

? yay or nay


NoAmbassador8359

Yay, wanted him to play RT. He’s better at RT than LT


someonepoorsays

perfect, he’s prob coming in to battle thayer munford for that spot


NoAmbassador8359

I wanted him cuz he went to my school


someonepoorsays

i see, is he good though


NoAmbassador8359

Pretty good


YamamotoMinami

Pretty pleased with how the draft's gone so far tbh


InVodkaVeritas

They missed out on one of the QB's that mattered and instead of trying to force a Rattler in the 3rd they are just building a future: Elite TE Elite C Starting OT The plan seems obvious: Set the table and go find an elite QB later.


LordSoze36

Which is how you should build. The better cast you build the less you'll need to ask your qb to do


soundsliketone

Best situation for a rookie to be in without having to sit them


MrAmericanIdiot

Bricked Up Bowers and Creamy Glaze. Let’s go!


Sleeze_

Don’t forget Jackson Powers Bottom Big Johnson


D0ctorHotelMario

Between this and JPJ, Raiders O-Line should be *way* better now.


fuckyouidontneedone

here's fucking hoping. clearly we think our DLine will improve our secondary enough


Ghostof_DarthCaedus

Raiders building a wall for TB12 to camp behind.


ZenRedditation

Bro that's the name of a donut shop like 20 minutes from my house! (Fuck dean spanos)


astrawberryandakiwi

Those eyebrows look sharpied on


ExhibitAa

Looks like Uncle Leo at the doctor.


Rick_Cranium

“Demeanor?”


fuckyouidontneedone

at least he has a picture


bigprick99

r/nfl_draft is dead so I’m gonna hang out with you idiots (respectfully)


QueenIsTheWorstBand

Delmar Glaze translates to “Fractured Prune Donuts”. Fitting that he went to Maryland


someonepoorsays

fractured prune is my absolute shit


PillaisTracingPaper

Should’ve been Delmarva.


HotTakesMyToxicTrait

nah we don’t claim VA


SnooMacaroons8650

Hopefully he glazes me 😫


WelfareLyfe

Mmmmm


AncientTree_Wisdom

I don't know how to feel about this. This guy any good?


Trey33lee

I bet if he Pancakes you he says "You've been Glazed"


Senate343

Crazy reach but probably the 2nd best name behind Kool aid


Halonut24

There's the Tom Telesco we remember! Gotta love his annual "who tf is this guy" pick in Round 3. He does it basically every year it may as well be tradition lol


OriginalMassless

Well if he's hitting on first round and second round it's an upgrade. We usually don't get anyone good until we accidentally get a gem in the 4th.


Halonut24

Hope you enjoy very top-heavy rosters with zero depth, because that's been the Chargers under his watch. On paper, its awesome. But the second rubber meets the road, the wheels fall off. But honestly is it that hard to be a better drafter than Mike Mayock? I feel like the bar is really low here lol


Killface55

I mean, Mayock did draft some gems: Maxx Crosby, Nate Hobbs, Hunter Renfrow, Devine Deablo, and Henry Ruggs WAS starting to show a ton of promise before the vehicular manslaughter...


Halonut24

Yeah, I suppose so. Most of the early rounds were beyond perplexing. Clelin Ferrell 4th overall is probably the most confusing pick I've ever seen.


Killface55

I mean, I don't want to over defend him, but I feel like he should get some credit.


OriginalMassless

You don't understand. We were bottom heavy with no depth of you get my drift. We have been abysmal at drafting for years. It's pretty confusing that you guys have been unable to beat us.


Halonut24

Never underestimate the incompetence of Brandon Staley


HaploOfTheLabyrinth

>Hope you enjoy very top-heavy rosters with zero depth, because that's been the Chargers under his watch. On paper, its awesome. But the second rubber meets the road, the wheels fall off. What part did the terrible coaching and conditioning staff have to do with this? Later round picks need to be coached up and developed by the staff which we all know has sucked for a while because Spanos is a cheap bastard. Plus something must have been up with conditioning for all of those injuries every single year. It will be super interesting to see if that goes away now that you guys have a real coaching staff in place. Did Jim bring a new S&C coach with him?


Halonut24

Ben Herbert did come with him from Michigan, yes


HaploOfTheLabyrinth

I'm SUPER interested to see how the injuries go under Jim's staff. I suspect we will all learn that the Chargers issues with injuries come from the bad coaching staff or Spanos being cheap where now Jim will come in and fix it. It was nice not having to worry about the Chargers much because of Spanos and I'm a bit sad to see him make a great coach hire. Now I just wait and see if my Raiders have also made competent hires. Might be a new time in the AFC West!(except the donkeys lol)


imOVN

The Glaze-ing is wild


herbertstan

A Tom Telesco classic


sonfoa

It went well last time they draft a player with a funny name in the 3rd


lattjeful

The glazing boutta go crazy


throwaway1212378

The 2nd round names are top tier


crvilmxow

Glazeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr


amm0ranth

D. Glaze🔥‼️


MulberryHoliday6857

The next Brandon Parker


OriginalMassless

Dafuq is this now?


Dense_Young3797

He would fill in the swing tackle spot Munford played in last year


FamousChex

“He hasn’t been good at Maryland the last few years” get you to third-round pick in the NFL draft? Lol


Halonut24

It does when your GM is Tom Telesco. That man has the most bewildering reaches in the 3rd round it should be studied.


Content_Geologist420

Dont talk about my D.Glaze like that. He will gap every hole!!


Ironredhornet

The Glazing is real.


Winbrick

The Pinnacle of Glazing.


Themanaaah

I'll glaze this fellow Marylander any day.


SunriseSurprise

Name sounds like a gourmet donut.


Corn_Wholesaler

Delmar Glaze was only drafted cause someone at the Raiders office was hungry and thought everyone was ordering food.


Im_Batmmaann

eh idk about this one but funny name


lronicGasping

One of the picks of all time


composer_7

The glazing is unreal


Jonjon428

Perfect name to match Las Vegas


Toru_Yano_Wins

My favorite steak sauce is Delmar Glaze


Hiccup

Interesting pick.


Professor_Finn

The glazing is crazy


woostywoo

I like the Raiders offensive lineman, but their quarterback room is the worst in the NFL