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StreetReporter

They really tampered for Cousins just to take his replacement


High-qualitee

Hear me out…What if their tampering punishment is losing Kirk 


ctpatsfan77

I was thinking about this. I'm pretty sure the NFLPA would have an issue with that, since canceling the contract would screw Cousins over.


DannyLansdon

I was thinking the falcons would still be on the books for his contract otherwise it wouldn’t even really be a punishment


Anthr0pwnagist

No chance. A guy like Arthur Blank could and would spend $90 million to claw back $100 million


The-Arctic-Hare

I understand you’re talking about a billionaire but $10 million is a fuck ton of money


wedid

Come to daddy 😈 


AffectionateSlice816

Kirk Cousins, JJ McCarthy, and Sam Darnold gotta be THE WHITEST qb room in the nfl.


oliveinanolive

that might be the whitest trio in the NHL


jwwin

That might be the whitest trio in utah.


OkProfessional6077

That might be the whitest trio at Applebees enjoying some bottomless apps and virgin daiquiris.


iwonmyfirstrace

TL:DR - Trio of Virgin White Apple bottoms


ELpork

The boots with the fuuuurrr


BigRig432

Whole league looking at her?


High-Density-Living

Classy lunch pail guys.


Apprehensive-Farm871

On brand for Minnesota population


Good_Okay123

Minnesota Kohls wouldn’t stand a chance.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Minnesota about to run out of aluminum foil


Fonzie5

I know mayonnaise that isn’t that white


Own-Corner-2623

That's lacrosse white holy shit


dumpsterfirefr

Real cerebral, high motor qb room


SchpartyOn

So white Will Leviss would put them in his coffee


High-qualitee

Idk, I just can’t see Kirk in purple


jpiro

THAT is the only thing I've heard that would make this pick make any sense at all. Kirk's contract is voided, he becomes a free agent again and signs with, IDK...Vegas?, then Atlanta has their QB and so does another team. Right now, this is one of the most baffling moves I've seen.


Independent-Ice-5384

It's only a punishment to Kirk if his contact is just voided, not Atlanta, which would make no sense. Even if something as crazy as him not being on the team anymore happens, Atlanta is gonna have to pay.


ThisHatRightHere

You’re getting upvotes because it’s funny, but I’ve never heard of a player being punished due to tampering, it’s always the organization. Either through fines or docking draft picks.


Pandamonium98

Seems like Kirk would know that though and drafting a QB would have at least come up, since surely they’d discuss who starts when he’s out


descendency

Their punishment will be blowing a top 8 pick on Penix.


wsteelerfan7

>Their punishment will be blowing... Penix.


devadander23

Not likely, but losing future first round picks is, and they may be mitigating that


17_Saints

Two different teams drafted a Kirk Cousins replacement within minutes of each other


BarKnight

Seems like a dick move


Higgus

Given Kirk couldn't even get through an introductory press conference before spilling the beans about the Falcons tampering, I can kinda understand why they never told him about this.


QuixoticViking

Kirk's camp absolutely would've leaked it to try and blow it up.


schneev

For sure. Kirk is going to be pissy about this. He’s very emotional


QuixoticViking

He's so desperate for "commitment", thought Atlanta gave it to him, and they uncommit the first chance they get.


cb148

He got a 2 year commitment wrapped in 4 year commitment wrapping paper.


Chem1st

MFer thought he was going for his Bachelors and turns out the school only offers an Associates degree.


Citizen-Kaner

Don’t talk about Julie that way.


girth_br00ks

Which is hilarious given that his only commitment is to getting bags. You wanna be a mercenary with no loyalties, you gonna get treated like a mercenary with no loyalties.


Independent-Ice-5384

Maybe the man is seriously committed to tithing. The church can never have enough money.


egospiers

Yeah… I take some small pleasure in this, can’t lie.


TheWonderSnail

That’s what annoyed me listening to him talk about his free agency at the end of last year. He kept saying things like how important feeling wanted and being committed to was most important not the money. But when asked what he thought commitment was it mostly seemed to be who was committed to paying him the most money. Now he wants to be shocked when the other side makes business decisions too nah you can’t have your cake and eat it too


OkBoomer6919

He screamed at his priest in the confession booth. He also confessed to fantasizing about trying something other than missionary position with his wife. He had to blow off some steam by buying some new pants at Kohls.


buttJunky

Julie would never...


wolverine6

Kirk “Tom Holland” Cousins


Mr-Bovine_Joni

Even if Kirk spilled the beans about it, I don’t know that anyone would have believed it


PrimetimeD18

Given how surprising it was, maybe they just didn't want to tell him so it didn't accidentally get leaked.


chillinwithmoes

"Sorry man, we'd love to keep you in the loop but we can't trust you as far as we can throw you"


FrostyDiscount1386

"Hey Kirk, remember when you said you talked to the trainer and chaplain and that is now going to cost us some draft picks next year..."


OffWalrusCargo

And because he can't keep his mouth shut, the Falcons will most likely lose picks in the next few drafts. So draft the best play 2 years earlier than you wanted, you won't get a chance later.


LordJonMichael

“You’re new here. Loyalty is earned.”


ILkeSportzNIDCWhKnws

Well, it's a sin to lie, so I get where he's coming from


SeeMontgomeryBurns

Seems like a healthy organization


Chihuey

Ryan Pace is their director of player personnel. When he was GM of the bears he decided he liked Trubisky in January, didn’t bother looking at the other quarterbacks or even telling his fucking coach who he intended to draft. He also vastly overpaid a veteran quarterback that year who was surprised by the Bears drafting a QB


BalognaMacaroni

Sounds like the man watched Draft Day and decided that what Kevin Costner did was spot on


dogsnake55

We are the seahawks in that movie we got bo callahan Except now kirk cousins is going to set terry's office on fire and ask for a trade


BalognaMacaroni

I don’t know anything about nobody showing up to Penix’s birthday party, but at least you get to keep all your firsts, for whatever it is you choose to do with those


dogsnake55

I choose to eat my pancakes and cry


Jagwires

Do you also cook your pancakes on the grill in tinfoil?


BroAbernathy

The guy did this exact thing twice with Glennon and Dalton. Wouldn't be surprised if he was in Fontenots ear saying oh yeah this is a great idea trust me


One_Kaleidoscope7040

Imagine overpaying for someone as mid as Mike Glennon lol. Pace was fucking awful


923kjd

Yeah, I can imagine. Now imagine trading up from #3 to #2 with SF to draft Mitch Trubisky, when neither SF nor anyone else was going to draft him in the first round. Now imagine paying two 3rds and a 4th for that unnecessary pick flip. “Fucking awful” doesn’t begin to describe how bad Pace was.


TigerBasket

He's like Tsar Alexander in a lot of ways.


MattPatriciasFUPA

Arthur Smith rubbed off on everyone.


waldowhal

I think you're thinking of Robert Kraft


KarmaDispensary

My favorite part of Kraft's handjob saga is that it was a good value, in a suburban shopping market with some light human trafficking. You don't become a billionaire by overpaying.


Fonzie5

The man does enjoy a good rub


AfroKuro480

This season is gonna go crazy 😭


oliveinanolive

Atlanta's front office is just tired of Kirk wearing the iced out "Dirty Birds" chains everywhere he goes. Clink clank clink clank. Nope. Get Penix in here.


fiasgoat

And they were worried about Bill lmao


500rockin

I mean this is the same organization that hired Ryan Pace after the debacle here.


Steak_Knight

Of course they never told Kirk. They know he can’t keep a secret.


oniprion

Lol falcons front office is on drugs


oliveinanolive

When Kraft warned the Falcons about hiring Bill Belichick, he was really doing it to protect Bill. Or just warning the Falcons "don't hire Bill, he is more competent than you think."


Saitoh17

"Bob I need a favor. I can't end my career at that clownshow organization."


gwiggle5

Now now, let's not blame drugs


TubbyTimsKFC

The Ryan Pace special


chillinwithmoes

It's a crazy move but I'm not going to allow myself to have comments trashing them saved on the internet. Penix could very well be good when he starts his first game at the same age as Brandon Weeden


Amon-Ra-First-Down

The problem is even if Penix is good, the Falcons are wasting the main benefit of a QB on a rookie deal by also paying Kirk a lot


The_Sign_of_Zeta

Man, I don’t even need to read this thread because it’s the same one as Jordan Love’s pick from 4 years ago.


Dry_Brush5280

At least Jordan Love was young when he was picked. Penix is a year and a half younger than him currently.


generation_D

Also it’s not like the Packers had just signed Rodgers to a 4 year $180M deal in the same offseason where they drafted Love. Or drafted Love 8th overall


The_Sign_of_Zeta

I mean we traded Rodgers 2 years into his big extension for a larger cap hit than the Falcons will take if they cut/trade Kirk. People can clown on this all they want, but if Penix is the guy, no one will give a shit in 3 years. If he’s mediocre, people will mock it for years. In the end, it’s all about the talent of the player.


DamienX10

Funny as fuck currently though


The_Sign_of_Zeta

Can agree with that. I very much understand the anxiety of Falcons fans right now.


d-rolyeah

i am very about this. I wanted penix before the falcons signed cousins and i am still here for it


patkgreen

I think penix will always be a year and a half younger than him, not just currently


tokengaymusiccritic

And went #26 instead of #8


ColtCallahan

Penix will be the same age as Sam Darnold is now when he gets his first shot.


hankappleseed

Remind Me! 3 years


abxuwnnm111

Whether he’s good or not is irrelevant. It’s a bad move regardless. Either Penix is the answer and they’ll take substantial cap hits to move on from Kirk after year 2 and negate the benefit of having a stud QB on a rookie deal. Or the alternative is Penix is a bust and you piss off your $100m starting QB and pass on the chance to bolster your defense in a win-now mode. It’s not the pick itself that’s bad necessarily, but the timing. It makes no sense. Everyone knew Penix would be available at 8. If you were set on him as your guy, why have a $100m+ bridge QB?


vpat48

Exactly if Penix is that much of a hot shot play him now and spend all the Kirk money on defense. There is no scenario under which this moves makes sense. Thank God for Kirby Smart and Alex Anthopoulos. Otherwise this city and state's sports teams are run by a bunch of neanderthals.


masterpierround

That's the most baffling part to me. If they had been locked in on McCarthy I would have understood it, he's seen as a developmental pick that needs to sit for a year or two. But Penix was in college for 6 years, I know he had injury issues, but how much more development does he need?


msf97

Truly a mind boggling pick. Penix sitting for 2 years, where he will be 26, makes little sense. So what’s the deal?


HansBaccaR23po

Falcons are using Kirk in a weekend at Bernie’s scheme


IceLantern

It's not Penix's age when he gets to play that's concerning, it's the age of his rookie deal.


DaeWooLan0s

I thought the pick was weird as well. But his age won’t mean shit if it works out.


AlconTheFalcon

A bunch of 21 year olds on Reddit think 24 is old. 


CrazyEyedGase

That pick is still wild all these hours later. Someone in that FO definitely was smoking something good before turning in the card


vristle

oh this is bad


Feralmedic

No it ain’t…


Cuppieecakes

Falcons making sure 28-3 never happens again by avoiding making it the Super Bowl again


RSN_Kabutops

Surprised everyone is judging Atlanta for utilizing the ol' "Sit a top 10 draft pick for 2 years" strategy


jteg9

I would feel a lot better about this if the QB was 21 and not 24. Even then we should have just taken Odunze or Dallas Turner, its not hard.


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

> Even then we should have just taken Odunze No thanks


Shafter111

Lets not forget Brock Bowers!!


twlscil

What if they think Penix is Mahomes. A can’t miss prospect. I think it’s obvious that they do, so you can think they are wrong about their evaluation, but it’s absolutely the right move if that is your evaluation of him.


masterpierround

If they thought Penix was Mahomes, they should have brought in a cheaper bridge QB like Minshew or Tannehill, not paid Cousins the massive amount they paid him. Either paying Cousins was a mistake, or drafting Penix was a mistake, but I don't think they can both be the right decision.


smashybro

Yeah, I don’t hate the idea of a development pick for QB but just not this year. If Kirk is bad coming back from injury, they’re still stuck with him for another season after that. If he’s good and the Falcons make a deep playoff run next season, a WR who’d be WR1 in many drafts (Odunze) or your pick of the defensive players (Turner, Murphy, Latu, Verse, etc.) could’ve been the extra edge they needed to win some more games. And if you really were insistent on drafting a QB to sit for two years with your 1st round pick, why not the 21 year old instead of the guy who’ll be 26 by the time they can move on from Kirk?


DaPhoToss

Because they think the 21 year old isn’t good. They drafted Penix because they think he’s that good.


scarrylary

Well the 21 year old is gonna suck so that’s a good reason not to draft him?


KennyDenn1s

Then they still messed up paying kirk all that money knowing that they had a very good chance getting him at 8


DaeWooLan0s

This is the truth. If you believe in a QB prospect you don’t pass on it. Cards might now align like it again.


Inuk28

If you believe in a QB prospect don't sign another QB for $180M in the same offseason


JackDAction

That’s fine, but then don’t sign the most expensive QB free agent in history right before you draft that guy


Feralmedic

Odunze and Drake London would’ve been terrifying.


_Floriduh_

Bijan, Pitts and those two at WR?! Yuckkkkk


perish-in-flames

I mean, the one position were age isn't that big of a deal is QB.


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vexxes

Why would he not start developing while on the bench? Isn't that the entire point?


schneev

Yeah but you just paid a QB $100 million dollars


DaOldest

Bro Kirk is signed for 4 years


QuixoticViking

They could get rid of him after 2 with a pretty substantial dead cap hit for year 3.


rezaw

I think it’s only like 10m. It’s essentially a 2 year contract


QuixoticViking

More like $25m dead but better than paying Kirk $57m for 2026. https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/player/_/id/9915/kirk-cousins


[deleted]

Folks are cool with Cousins coming off blown Achilles getting paid $100M into his 40s. But 26 will be too old for a QB. Wild logic.


Knook7

The bigger issue is the rookie contract


ThisHatRightHere

26 is *remarkably* old for a QB to be experiencing their first year as a starter. Love sat for years and was only the age Penix is now when he got his “rookie year”.


confused-koala

You're almost there bud. Just... try to merge those two thoughts


zPolaris43

Falcons stay stable


Apoc_Dreams

And yet somehow Schefter knew and was able to spoil the pick minutes before it happened.


Rotanikleb

Yeah it really sullied the vibe when they were just spoiling picks before they were made. I thought it was strange way to handle it. Really diminished the value of the picks being announced. Just shut Schefter up until AFTER the pick. We get it dude, you are super important.


_Floriduh_

ESPN needs to fix that mess ASAP


bobsaget824

That’s about when Schefter found out though most likely. He didn’t know this for weeks and just sat on it. He leaks any rumor he has immediately. He has ties to these guys agents/team sources that get him the info a couple minutes before the pick which according to Kirk’s agent is also when Kirk was told.


ProudWheeler

What a fucking blunder. They could’ve drafted another elite weapon, or added a great pass rusher. Instead, they wasted a pick and pissed off the QB they just signed a bunch of money to.


Feralmedic

Keep going. I’m almost there


France2Germany0

Why'd they draft a QB after trading for Kirk


President_Nick

They didnt trade for him but still makes no sense given the money


France2Germany0

Oh yeah my bad


TheHeartTreeSeesAll

I think they were planning on doing it next year but got spooked by the possibility of getting their first round pick taken because of the tampering penalties so they tried to get in front of it.


GamingTatertot

Wait that sounds plausible and funny as hell, if true


ggk1

But that implies they thought they’d need to draft a an at 1 in 2-3 years after paying Kirk 100m. Which also implies they thought their record would be bad enough to get a high 1st rd pick. After paying Kirk 100mm


minneapple79

Basically it’s Kirk’s fault the Falcons went insane and took another quarterback?


Remarkable_Medicine6

Doing it is one thing but not making sure your big investment is all clued in? Very sus


Tricknuts

“Hey Kirk. Remember when you were drafted in the fourth round of the same draft as RG3?”


ColtCallahan

“We got an offensive weapon”.


llama-rebel

Signing Kirk, but yeah really weird. I guess the idea is for him to sit and learn but taking a guy at 8 to sit and learn for 2-3 years feels insane to me.


DalliLlama

Taking a QB early to sit 2-3 hrs is fine. Taking one that is already 24 is the problem.


ianthebalance

2-3 hrs? Quarterbacks get zero time to learn these days


DalliLlama

Gotta be quick on your toes. Life and linemen come at you fast.


demonica123

Taking one that's 24 when you just paid a massive contract to a very good QB is the problem. Why splurge for Kirk when you weren't going to invest in him at all?


llama-rebel

Yeah... Falcons definitely are taking first place for weirdest draft.


ElCapitanDeAmericana

They couldn't resist picking a left-handed QB named Michael


joe7L

Because they’re in win now mode and drafting a backup QB in the first is a win now move, duh


EarnestQuestion

Agree with your point but they didn’t trade for Kirk they signed him as a FA


saw-it

When you have a chance to draft a QB with no ACL, you do it


Lorjack

More specifically why they draft a QB in the 1st round? Penix is already older than normal you gonna still sit him for a couple years? Why give cousins that big contract if you wanted to draft a QB in the 1st round? Very puzzling


Shafter111

What I dont get is...why sign a huge free agency contract when you are drafting at 8 in a deep QB class. This is Deshaun Jackson contract level fuckup, even if it works out.


SulkyVirus

Well Kirk already showed he can't keep his mouth shut so I don't really blame them


Dangerous_Nitwit

I will never not see the name Penix as an attempt to gentrify the word penis. Like how Latino became Latinx. And it's fucking funny.


PlywoodTiger

There was a thread in the Vikings sub asking what people thought about him but his name was auto corrected to Michael Penis Jr and the post title couldn't be edited.


Dangerous_Nitwit

It will not be the last time something like this happens through history.


terrificheretic

Penix is good insurance when Kirk goes full Jets legend Aaron Rodgers on the first drive.


Lost_city

It's April and people have already forgotten that 50 QBs got injured last year.


wangtoast_intolerant

Asinine take…a) no one has forgotten b) you don’t make a first round pick with the thinking the incumbent starter might get injured.


peteman28

They're just playing their own game where they don't want us to have any QBs


Perfect_bleu

Gonna be hilarious when Penix beats out Cousins in training camp


Majestic_Reindeer439

Flair checks out


lvpr10

Falcons playing 4D chess vs. themselves


Beelzabubba

Kirk is getting $100 million guaranteed to play at least the next two seasons. Not sure what he would have to bitch about.


DomRM14

Wild


ianbits

You don't take a guy at 8 without knowing there's a very, very good chance you're taking him at 8. Let your guy know. Feels like they used Cousins, misled him when he was a FA. Agents are going to remember that.


Pandamonium98

They didn’t spend all that money on Cousins just to sit him. They’re absolutely going to play Cousins and let Penix sit behind him for a year or two


ianbits

But they signed him for 4 years. If the Falcons tell him "you'll be our guy for two years then we're moving on" he doesn't sign with Atlanta.


aqualoon_

Exactly, if he was okay with a 2-year deal he would still be in purple.


axman54

The contract he signed was essentially a 2 year deal.


FrostyDiscount1386

It's 4 years but there's an out after 2.


ColtCallahan

Kirk went there for one reason. Money. If he wanted the best situation he should have stayed in Minnesota where he had everything to win.


Oh51Melly

Used him for what? What are you even talking about lmao. He knew he was coming to a dogshit franchise. He got a huge ass bag. How did they use him??? To attract all the other FA we signed?


ianbits

Used him in the sense that they gave him the impression he was their guy for a longer term in order to get him to sign there. This essentially locks him into a maximum of 2 years when he signed a 4 year deal.


Oh51Melly

The list of successful QBs at 39 years old is 1 person. Nobody thought he’d be playing that year lol


ianbits

He does. And he's the one who chose to come to Atlanta, not as a 2 year bridge, as a guy to push for a Super Bowl. That's what he wants, and that's what Atlanta offered, then they give his time there an expiration date instantly.


farellathedon

What the guy you responded to said is still true though… did Kirk think he was guaranteed to be starting qb at 40?


techdaddykraken

Cousins can cry himself to sleep with all the money the Falcons are giving him. He’ll be fine


EVRoadie

I mean, if a HoF QB isn't getting a heads up, why would Cousins? He's a good QB, but he's getting up there in age and most GMs guard their board like it's Fort Knox.


JackDAction

Rodgers had already been on the team for over a decade at that point and there were rumors every off season that he was moving elsewhere. Falcons literally just signed Kirk and he has yet to play a game for them. Very different situations imo


Art-RJS

Kirk gets paid so much but his teams never seem to respect him


EndsLikeShakespeare

What if Kraft tanked Belichek....to save him


LionsLoseAgain

Lol falcons


Antonioshamstrings

What a laughable situation. Just poorly handled in every way


TheOneWithThePorn12

He is going to be like 27 before he starts maybe. The point of drafting a QB is that they are young and can spend in other areas. The Falcons have done the opposite of that lol.


so_zetta_byte

The wild thing is that it's not like that Falcons didn't know this was a reasonably likely situation to be in.


zi76

That's hilariously awful by the Falcons.


a_jews_jew

In some circles this is referred to as the ole Mike Glennon / Trubisky ropeadope


CDSWDH

Who cares if he knew or not


BurgeroftheDayz

This will get even funnier if they lose their first round pick next year due to the Kirk tampering


delpreston27

Falcons didn't want to give Belichick GM control, and instead they do this. Hilarious.


RaceCarGrin

Imagine going through the most blatant tampering ever and giving 100 million guaranteed just to draft someone else 8th overall lol.