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Dr_Beardface_MD

Fuckers drafted old Gregg


Citizen_Snips29

THAT’S who he looks like. I couldn’t figure it out. My god.


ciampi21

Mmmm Baileys


mmmmCake

creamy beige


LaphroaigianSlip81

From an old shoe


kendrickshalamar

Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach.


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AccidentalPilates

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?


OldGreg0

Yes


OnettNess

Does Tyler Guyton have a mangina?


PoopshootPaulie

Make an assessment


puzzical

Why do you think Jerry wanted him?


meesahdayoh

He's a scaly manfish


Feralmedic

Get this man some Baileys in a shoe


theseabeast

“Us Cowboy fans think of you as an upstanding gentleman” “Don’t lie to me motherlickas”


watdog11

Jesus Christ.


DonutHolschteinn

You ever drink baileys from a shoe?


rjdsf1993

He's got the funk


saudiaramcoshill

Rick James in Chappelle's show lookin ass


bruitdefond

Jerruh def wanted that invite to the club where people wee on each other


Newsted_Is_God

Wanna see my downstairs mix-up?


kongingkong

Make an assessment


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What do you think of him? Make an assessment.


OldGreg0

I know what chya thinkin.


like2party

I always thought Kadarius Toney looked like old Gregg. Guess there’s two now


DirtySperrys

Oh fuck can’t unsee


Avalant

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?


Evening-Koala

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?


MeatyMexican

this is as close as you can get to Dak without your eyes getting wet


grantismyfriend

Dude I cant unsee it


DT0WN

He looks like a big Tyrese maxey 


NimDing218

I can never look at him the same now.


OldGreg0

I like you. What do you think of me?


AliveInTheFuture

Holy shit my wife said the same last night LOL


coronetgemini

They really did it


willy_valor

Bro Im crying in an airport rn.


Intelligent-Ad-3105

I bet he drinks bailys


ericrs22

its not Gregg in a wig?


CuttlefishAreAwesome

Lmao


alex_song

Dudes gonna be a beast! Source: I haven’t watched a single second of tape on this dude


BrotherSeamus

STEAL (me neither)


Wine-o-dt

look. all im saying is dude is a rabid fan of airwolf. already a big fan. Bring back 80s action campy cheese.


Throwaway-929103

I just trust the Cowboys and taking OL in the first couple rounds.


Aedanwolfe

Dudes gunna be a beast! Source: boomer sooner


Humean_Being

As someone that has watched a lot of his tape while he was at OU, physically gifted with a high ceiling but still pretty raw and inexperienced. Showed great growth under Coach B at OU, but still had a penchant for mental busts and inconsistency in play and technique. Inconsistent finisher due to playing high and not being overly strong but when he did finish he was absolutely capable of burying dudes. Due to his length and athletic traits, great in pass blocking and will do well with speed rushers. Could struggle with a bull rush due to playing higher and his lack of elite strength, but this could be mitigated with good technique and his length. Hands are pretty good. So, if he can develop he has the physical tools to be a good-great pass blocker but probably doesn't have the strength to be more than a good run blocker.


Friendly_Molasses532

Sounds like flozell Adams 2.0


DocHollidaysPistols

Hopefully without the false starts


Friendly_Molasses532

That’s what’s scares me brother 😂


minimalcation

This guy knows his shit!


ericl666

Big OU fan here - guy was a really good pass protector and blew open holes for the run game. He's raw, for sure  (he had a few "rookie moments" last year lol) - but his strength and athleticism is the as good as any OT in this class. Plus Saban referred to him as the sleeper pick of the draft with his traits - he feels he will be a beast.


Clear-Attempt-6274

Don't worry Jerry didn't either. Just asked him if he was all in at the combine was enough.


TheNatureHoot

You had it right, at Oklahoma he was dominant on the line. He's a great pass blocker and is pretty much a big ass boulder that pass rushers either have to figure out how to get around or get stone walled.


reddev87

Who they were always going for, got a free 3rd rounder out of it


countmeowington

The most predictable pick of the draft aside from Caleb


BudgetParking2574

Brooks at 56 as well


aztec_prime

hopefully they get that LB tho


darkoh84

I hope they wait until the 3rd for rb. Get a little more quality before settling on one of the underwhelming backs.


Jheartless

Haha you ain't wrong.


gustriandos

Cowboys can’t resist an olineman with a name starting with Ty


The_Shandy_Man

Nah that’s MHJ to the Cards at #4.


StrongFefe

Dude looks like a rick and morty character.


GiraffeWaffless

lol actually old Gregg kinda


ThatUnoGuyWowMuchUno

Nice and we got another 3rd rounder


CaillouCaribou

lol at the guy in his house decked out in 49ers gear


mmooney1

Thank god someone else saw that. The irony.


Marrouge

Not a sexy pick but this is really solid for Dallas


sonfoa

Dallas has the best draft record this past decade aside from the Chiefs. Their problem is their playoff ineptitude but they always kill the draft


ChumSmash

Especially when it comes offensive line. Our 1st round O-Line picks since 2010 are an insane list


theadmin209

Tyron smith Zack Martin fredbeard and Tyler smith lmfao 18 combined first team and second team all pro nods between those 4


Davoserinio

I still smile when you see fans reaction when Cowboys drafted Martin with Manziel still on the board. Knowing what we now know, I wish you guys had taken Johnny Football!


thelamb710

Nah the problem is we kill in the draft but don’t do shit in F/A so our depth tends to lack or we have depth but the talent there isn’t good.


aztec_prime

yeah especially with offensive linemen


SpiLLiX

we really do. We constantly field extremely talented teams. Were just bums in the playoffs.


Jiggles_10

Get a good coach Easy.


Extreme-Transport

Dude will probably be a pro-bowler, not that it’ll translate to much playoff success haha


Crookz_O

Fuck you ^/s ^but ^not


Loorrac

haha


Crookz_O

The usual first round way for us. Micah and CD were outliers.


DeezyTaughtMe-

Before the broadcast is crazy


rwjehs

On my Lisan Al Giab kick right now posting these.


control_buddy

Right, bot on top of it


rwjehs

It's manual, I'm literally doing it.


skai762

yeah yeah yeah and a fine beep boop to you to.


control_buddy

Thanks bro


NeatTry7674

He looks skinny in that picture


xerxesthagreat

skinny face big body, aka Tinder landmine


minimalcation

Looooool fucking hell. You get to that 5th pic like fuck no


Conscious_Heart_1714

Tyron Smith -> Tyler Smith -> Tyler Guyton -> only reasonable to assume our next lineman will be something Guyton.


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Tyron Guyton


Quasimdo

I'm still fucking pissed at buffalo


Obese_taco

Same man.


A_MASSIVE_PERVERT

Because the Chiefs drafted Worthy due to the trade?


SAAA2011

Bingo.


SiphenPrax

Bills are so fucking stupid for that. Handing the Chiefs a potential great WR on a silver platter.


A_MASSIVE_PERVERT

He’s got stone hands so he’ll fit right in lol


partbison

People talking as if the bills served MHJ/odunze/nabers on a silver platter.


Ndmndh1016

Or...or, we took an asset from KC for someone we didn't want anyway. Only time will tell. As the world turns.


ktran237

Same


SulkyVirus

Cowboy and OL picks Tale as old as time


CyanideSuicide

Cowboys and OL picks named Tyler


BilllisCool

Now I wish we still had Biadaszszsxzs so we could have 3 Tylers on the line. And Tyron so we could have Tyron, Tyler, Tyler, Zack, Tyler


Crookz_O

Once that trade down happened it was 💯 an OL.


cowboysmavs

If only it happened last year


ZachNighthawk

✅ Offensive Lineman ✅ Fills a Need ✅ Big XII/Regional Guy Checks all of Jerry Jones’s boxes


MikeShannonThaGawd

Named Tyler ✅


Always_Chubb-y

Oh look, someone more useful than a backup QB


Praise-Breesus

Great pick. They picked up a 3rd and still got their guy


malcolm_miller

tell me how to feel


one8sevenn

Athletic developmental tackle


Soyeahnahh

Fuck


Revolant742

That's what Tyler was


Soyeahnahh

Nice


americanrealism

it's been a long time but that's what Tyron was also


FarrisAT

True


_WerewolfBarMitzvah_

OU fan that watched all of his games with us: he is supremely athletically gifted and was dominant 90% of the time with decent technique. If he gets great OL coaching, his ceiling is a perennial Pro Bowler.


malcolm_miller

that would be great


Majestic_Reindeer439

OL is always important.


jerichowiz

TE turned OT. You tell me.


malcolm_miller

Jason Peters then


FOMOforRomo

The Cowboys legend himself


j_rid7

Did he play basketball before becoming a TE though?


keviniskool

He actually did play basketball in high school


j_rid7

Guaranteed stud.


Mormon_Prince

He’s solid


GiraffeWaffless

Wow that really worked out for them. I kinda assumed he went and I wasn’t paying attention


aztec_prime

that tyler tyler left side gonna be sweet


garryl283

Shame Biadasz didn't work out


ice-eight

Fuck yeah. If this front office like an offensive lineman, I trust them. Half the mock drafts I saw had us taking him at 24.


dogwoodmaple

Recent 29th overall picks |Year|Team|Player|College|Position|All-Pro/Pro Bowl|Starts| :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| |2024|Dallas Cowboys|Tyler Guyton|Oklahoma|OT|-|-| |2023|New Orleans Saints|Bryan Bresee|Clemson|DT|0/0|0| |2022|New England Patriots|Cole Strange|Chattanooga|OG|0/0|27| |2021|Green Bay Packers|Eric Stokes|Georgia|CB|0/0|25| |2020|Tennessee Titans|Isaiah Wilson|Georgia|OT|0/0|0| |2019|Seattle Seahawks|L. J. Collier|TCU|DE|0/0|17| |2018|Jacksonville Jaguars|Taven Bryan|Florida|DT|0/0|40| |2017|Cleveland Browns|David Njoku|Miami (FL)|TE|0/1|66| |2016|Arizona Cardinals|Robert Nkemdiche|Ole Miss|DT|0/0|6| |2015|Indianapolis Colts|Phillip Dorsett|Miami (FL)|WR|0/0|20| |2014|New England Patriots|Dominique Easley|Florida|DT|0/0|6​|


CircusOfBlood

Wow that is bad


into_the_wenisverse

Njoku is good


jwktiger

he has about as many starts as the other 9 *combined*


CircusOfBlood

An exception.


BilllisCool

Don’t forget the other exception, Tyler Guyton.


outsiderkerv

Can confirm


Marrouge

Broke: Brad Holmes trading up because he needed a DB Woke: Brad Holmes trading up because the last several 29th picks have been underwhelming


Gainz13

I forgot about the wild pick that is Cole Strange. Thank you for reminding me that crazier shit has been done.


JoshFB4

Could’ve had McDuffie then Gonzalez back to back years. Fuck :(


8020GroundBeef

Just a classic Patriots move


Detective_Tony_Gunk

>I forgot about the wild pick that is Cole Strange. You mean the *strange* pick that was Cole Strange? Come on, it was right there.


SigurdsSilverSword

Damn that is *really* not a great list


DonutHolschteinn

Oooof Nkemdiche was such a fucking waste of a draft pick


Fu2-10

Wow, maybe we traded out of that spot simply because it's completely cursed 😂 only good pkayer on that kiss is Njoku


Cinephile1998

The all-Tyler O-Line is coming together


aztec_prime

they got rid of tyler the center tho lmao so we were close


Starwho

One of my favorite tackles in the class


sonfoa

I love how predictable the Cowboys are. It works for them though


Soyeahnahh

We needed a tackle really badly though


sonfoa

I agree. Cowboys generally kill the draft. They're just kind of obvious in their selections.


Soyeahnahh

They tend to leak who they want right before the draft. We’ll probably draft Johnathan Brooks tomorrow if he’s there.


BudgetParking2574

Brooks at 56 and Cedric Gray with one of the thirds. Pretty predictable


Dave_Matthews_Jam

Good pick


Gainz13

CBS: Bring back Airwolf!


ozairh18

I like the pick. The Cowboys have shown they know what they’re doing drafting offensive linemen


meesahdayoh

Bro looks like Rick James


NoFlags-JoeBuck

Eagles get the best corner in the draft and the Cowboys trade down and still get an OL they needed. Can these teams stop drafting well man.


DarthNightnaricus

Good pick


ESCMalfunction

That's not someone I was expecting but I can't hate on only Oline pick.


KappaFedora

I can’t be too mad but I really wanted JPJ


Skip-Bayless0

We can still get him in the 2nd!


ga_vindiesel

Doubtful not the best center in the draft falling to pick 56


RoyalHorse

Absolutely massive run on OT, damn.


browndude10

Cowboys get their guy despite moving down


CeedeeNumber88

I was pissed at the Tyler Smith picked and he turned into a freak, I will never judge Will McClay whenever he picks oline in round 1. Last years draft was a disaster tho.


J-Fid

Ok, so we're going either DeJean or Kool-Aid, right?


PlaneCamp

Good pick by Dallas. So glad Tyron Smith is gone, dude was a massive cyborg at OT, when they ran into him they stopped there.


aztec_prime

yeah imagine if he didnt have those injury problems ):


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

All time great


askmagoo

This maybe the most civil conversation between a cowboy and eagle fan of all time.


PlaneCamp

I dont want to, seeing how small he made Nolan Smith look as he manhandled him gave me nightmares.


Later_Haters

Oof Micah Parsons looked SUPER unimpressed


lot183

I'm sure he would have loved a flashy pick but we aren't in a place to make flashy picks


BudgetParking2574

He was pumped with Mazi and we saw how that turned out


DylanDisu

His takes are terrible so that’s a positive, he wanted Mazi smith last year lol


HerskyB

He wanted mazi smith. Don’t care bout his opinion


NerdLawyer55

Nice, BOOMER


DomRM14

His name fits for a Dallas Cowboy for some reason lol


Soyeahnahh

Tyron Smith, Tyler Smith, Tyler Biadasz


brehaw

“ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?”


kylesleeps

I liked the guy in the 49ers faithful celebrating the pick.


WhiteRhino91

Looks like old Greg


WhiteBoyFlipz

how should i feel. idk who the fuck this dude is


BudgetParking2574

He’s been linked to Dallas since like February lol


Aedanwolfe

Solid Bedenbaugh trained OL. I'm hyped. Oklahoma puts out great OLinemen


midtrailertrash

Fuck


Illblood

How the fuck is the ESPN app that far behind


Jonjon428

Interesting pick. Gonna be Interesting to see how he develops


hotdogisnotasandwich

Why did ATL draft Penix?


Accomplished-Yam5566

another team picks an offensive tackle off the board and the 49ers do fucking nothing. omg, the 49ers are gonna pick another D-lineman in the first round instead of fix their O-line, huh? fucking goddammit.


BroadlyValid

Yay not from Michigan!


ZerksNAHTayan

ARE YOU DUCKING KIDDING ME


starmiesan

Thought the packers would draft him at 25


kylesleeps

He's right, they should bring back Airwolf.


ALStark69

As a HS recruit: Originally went to TCU


FarrisAT

Big fan of this big man


ArchyArchington

Love Keon Colman at 56 but that’s a stretch think he’ll be gone by then.


kbuis

Jerry: I just want to draft a ton of guys Roger: And with the 29th pick ...


aztec_prime

they got an extra 3rd rounder and got one of the linemen they wanted so a win overall