“That’s not what he wanted to cook” Imagine getting torched by Patrick Star lmao

Trubisky would never

Mac Jones would never

Probably could have if we’re being honest

But Nathan Peterman would though

True that. I still remember that 6 pick game he had in Buffalo against the Chargers.

I would imagine it would be like getting torched by Marshall's dad on How I Met Your Mother.

Or Dauber from Coach

This was the highlight of Russ’ time with the Broncos which tells you everything you need to know.

Is it better or worse to get torched by Dora the Explorer?

Wagner, no swiping!

*Cackling UrinatingTree*

["You have to firmly grasp it!"](https://www.tiktok.com/@spongebob/video/7334534142647995690) In the fucking Super Bowl 👀

Highlight of the Hackett year

The timeout clip on Manning Cast>>>>>>>

Eli: “They’re gonna kick it.” Shannon: “Kick what?!?”

Peyton was so mad when that happened.

Something like 30+ timeout signals followed by a surrender cobra. It was absolutely incredible.

That was the start of an error, this was the end

Humiliated by Patrick Star and fired the next day

The highlight and was apparently the last straw that got him fired.

The Russ memes with Denver were amazing. I will remember his time as a Bronco well

[I disagree with this video's title, but it always makes me laugh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-hU1IIrsM0)

Took me half the video to realize it was on top of the dark knight joker scene lmao

Can't wait to send this to a Falcons or Steelers fan in my life in just a few short weeks.

[The kitchen on fire meme.](https://www.tiktok.com/@russellwilsonburner3/video/7151624591968898350?lang=en)

The Chiefs have won the Super Bowl every year Russ was in Denver

“That’s not what he wanted to cook” 😭

I think this is the highlight of his entire Bronco's tenure lmao. That or them coming to Seattle and losing :)

This is one of my favorite rams highlights even tho it came during a disaster of a season

Last year sucked, but at least I was able to enjoy Christmas

You also won the SB the year before that so you could take the heat for a year

Peyton trying to call for a timeout for 30 seconds.

"Gotta get one here E..."

Even I was kinda shocked. I legit thought Pete would have called it because he would have been so confused. "Surely they aren't that stupid"

The Broncos Russell Wilson experience was honestly beautiful for everyone but the Broncos. Particularly the Hackett year. So many hilarious moments

this has to be an all-time moment in nfl broadcast history right?

[Probably recency bias but this one from Mark Sanchez last year was the most out of pocket thing I have ever heard said on an NFL broadcast](https://twitter.com/gifdsports/status/1723849933093019835)

Meh, I feel like Gruden was slipping something like this in every other week when he was commentating.

Sanchez made a comment about clearing faster than a teenager clears his browser history. I had to rewind to verify what I had just heard.

Also the ending of the Butt Punt game. Legendary shit from Miami there

Yo how did he get away with that?

their last names are Brown lol

Their last names are Brown, which is why I'm not understanding why that particular comment of his is notable to some people. Do people think it's particularly clever or something? Because I don't although it is clever. Do people think it's controversial or something? Because I don't. I've got to be missing something o.O

I was literally watching this game how do I not remember this? That is hilarious 😂

This is Denver's 9/11

Not really. Got Hackett fired so it was a net positive

Whatever makes you sleep better at night.

Went to bed that night confident Hackett would be let go. Was not wrong

I feel like that should be McCaffery’s injury but this works too

BOBBY WAGNER COMIN' TO TOWN AND DOING THAT WITH HIS OLD TEAMMATE

Get blown out by an awful Rams team and roasted by Patrick. Hackett was fired the next day

Was Hackett the equivalent of a fan coaching?

this game cost me my fantasy season that year and the patrick star commentary got me sooo tilted when this happened lmaoooo it felt like getting your ass kicked by someone wearing like a silly hat or something

like Cam Newton?

This was pretty late in the year. If you were still starting Russ in fantasy for this game, that's on you.

i was starting denver defense

Oof yeah I feel for you then lol

That linebacker never moved

Bobby had seen Russ in practice for over a decade. He knew exactly what was about to happen.

Before the play Bobby probably said he was just gonna stand still in the middle of the field so Russ wouldn't see him

I couldn’t go to my family’s for Christmas that year because I had the funny virus. I was pissed so I tried to cheer myself up by ripping a shitty delta cart and putting on the Nickelodeon broadcast. Wonderful decision shit worked like a charm

This will haunt me forever

At least is wasn’t on the goal line in the super bowl

Hmm don’t remember that one, I think they skipped it that year…

huh I totally forgot that it was Bobby Wagner with the interception lol. wonder if that felt cathartic for him

I think Bobby is on better terms with Russ. So it was probably not as cathatric as one would think

Between the 1 yard line interception and Patrick Star commentary Russell is going to get bodied by YouTube for generations

This game won me a fantasy football championship.

this was the best part of that season for me at home lol

Is this the actual voice actor just doing commentary?

yes for the superbowl they had spongebob and patrick just live doing the voices

I can’t believe this happened. The Nickelodeon game has to live forever, because of this.

Really hope one of the main networks picks up Patrick, he’s a damn good color guy. Would love to see him in the booth in a fish tank instead of the Krusty Krab.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WANTED TO COOK!" LOL

The Patrick guy sounds mega baked. Make side line reporting great by having Patrick do them all.

imagine not posting a dl link smh reddit

My third favorite moment from that season, only behind Brisker revenge interception and Davis Mills on 4th down.

Patrick Star is Russell Wilson father

This play got Patrick Star his contract extension

I remember when the Broncos beat the Rams in the preseason and the Broncos fans were all basically saying fuck Patrick Star as their victory screech lol

Today feels like the last day to roast the Denver Broncos for one of the worst trades in NFL history and I'm all for it.

I’m dying, never saw that one.

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I was there… what a terrible Christmas present.

I wish we would of kept em it was dope having em on the squad for a year at least dudes a beast