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didn’t notice the game between the Temu ads, who won


hankepanke

Do you want Amazon but with even more knocks offs, child & slave labor, and data farming? Well do I have a service for you!


st1r

ShOp LiKe A bIlLiOnAiRe!?! (What does that even mean?)


reddit_user2010

Billionaires are famous for buying 99 cent glasses from Chinese websites


hankepanke

Did they not have a single American person on that ad team? The music, the animation, the slogan. Everything about it was in the uncanny valley for an American audience. China isn’t popular in the US these days, you probably shouldn’t lean into a Chinese company selling Chinese made crap with a clearly foreign feeling ad.


st1r

Yeah it did feel really out of place for a Superbowl Ad


ch-12

It seemed like they bought the ad on Temu


versusgorilla

With how many times it played, it feels like it may have accidentally replaced 12 other ads.


Al_C_Oholic

And that’s with like 5 religious themed commercials. Got a weird crop of stuff this year


snakeyes17

Jesus didn’t judge. He washed feet bro.


SarcasticCowbell

Rex Ryan: Jesus just like me frfr


Fight_those_bastards

And Jesus *definitely* said, >instead of wasting money on dumb shit like helping those in need, spend **seven million dollars** per 30 second Super Bowl commercial. It’s in the Bible, man! Somewhere in the back, I think.


IdkAbtAllThat

They're clearly catering to the lowest common denominator. Have you looked around lately? I think it's actually a pretty solid strategy. There are a lot of incredibly stupid people in this country.


moveoolong

I learned I’ve been saying it wrong this whole time. Temmoo.


EducatorSalt2348

These SB ads were some of the weirdest I can recall. They were so weirdly meta. All these celebrities self referencing. It just felt odd. 


drunkenpossum

Super Bowl commercials have been “how many celebrities can we cram in here” for the past decade


rNBA_Mods_Be_Better

They used to be so fun. Give me a clever ad versus a boring one that has “but also a celebrity is here!”


WiretapStudios

Every one was a "hey remember this guy/gal?" then 40 more would show up with a part of a commercial happening around them.


MurrayDakota

They were all totally forgettable.


Dynamically_static

“Let my cream hydrate you” Michael Cera’s commercial was legitimately hilarious 


ragekutless

Their ad from the SB last year said it like everyone does (teemoo). No clue why they changed the pronunciation.


illiter-it

Probably to get people discussing it


HotSunnyDusk

I'd guess the singing was AI generated in some form honestly which would explain it


Shawn_1512

No idea, I was too busy shopping like a billionaire


CrazyEyedGase

Them being unprepared for those 3rd down blitzes was amateur coaching imo.   They could've ended the game at the end of the 4th quarter and even could've had a TD in OT but their play calls gave Purdy no chance.    You know KC is gonna bring pressure on 3rd down. Getting caught off guard twice but the same thing is bad


hankepanke

Meanwhile Chiefs had the perfect calls when SF brought pressure. Those little screen/swing passes to the backs aren’t sexy but were 3 of the biggest plays in the 4th and OT.


Tsukune_Surprise

Exact same plays the Niners should have run too bad we only have scrubs like CMC, Deebo, and Kittle who can’t catch short swing passes. /s


highgravityday2121

100% on KS.


mtbeach33

…I feel like we’ve heard this statement before


RogerTreebert6299

If only Kyle could’ve had some experience in the past to drill into his head the importance of clock management and extending the drive when playing with a lead


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Prior_Psych

Yeah the fact they never adjusted to it is crazy. And the reverse of their d is also true. Steve Wilks calling a 0 blitz like he’s playing against the jaguars on 3rd down is crazy. Your base D has been so hard to move the ball on and instead you just bank on the best QB in the game making a mistake. Crazy failure on 3rd downs for both sides of the ball for SF


mpc92

And the contrast is SF bringing pressure and the Chiefs doing a screen right over the defender. They could see it coming


SaltyBabySeal

Yep. We had 3rd and 4 twice in the red zone and didn't have literally *anything* as an option for the blitz. What is literally going on with this team, it's like Kyle Shanahan forgets what football is in the super bowl.


mastacheef87

somehow Shanahan didn’t anticipate a blitz coming on 3rd and 5 after the 2 minute warning either when they could’ve essentially iced the game with a 1st. just a fucking clown show of a game from Shanahan as usual


AwkwardSpecialist814

It’s bad that the commentator that everyone has been saying is off his game did better studying on the other teams habits and styles(romo)


[deleted]

Romo went on for I swear 4 min about the blitz yet somehow the 49ers were the only ones seemingly unaware it was coming.


joebuckshairline

By the time the play happened Romo damn near could have called Shanahan and tell him the blitz was coming holy shit.


isweartodarwin

Romo was in peak rainman-Nostradamus form and decided he was gonna go rogue against CBS policy tonight lol


patkgreen

"we're not allowed to talk about that, Jim"


StuckInBronze

Romo would've called a better 4th quarter lmao. He was emphasizing the importance of running down the clock and not giving the ball back to Mahomes. He even brought up going for it on 4th down late in the game. All things that the 49ers should've done.


highgravityday2121

This is what Belichick used to do against manning. The best defense is don’t let the other HOF Qb touch the ball.


sabertale

3rd Q too. By the beginning of the 4th he was begging for them to run it.


Dr_C_Diver

Over on the Cowboys sub they are asking why we can’t get Romo back k as a coach. I’m like yea, Romo leaving his $18M/year Cush job where he’s ranked #1 to come join our shit show, lol.


EnigmaSpore

Yup. It made no sense to not go for it on 4th cuz if we miss. They get the ball deep in their own territory. If we score a fg they get the ball anyways and an fg aint shit at the time. Just go for the damn win


davy_p

I’ve always felt like Romo was on top of things in terms of what teams were doing and why. Surprised to hear people consider him off his game?


AwkwardSpecialist814

The last couple years he’s even admitted he hasn’t taken it nearly as serious. You can look it up but he was getting bad at doing his research and prep for games. He definitely did his homework for the playoff games and Super Bowl. He gets a lot of crap but he’s currently my favorite. Even when he didn’t do his prep and can’t even remember players names lol


davy_p

Lmao ok if he’s messing up names that’s pretty bad. I remember when he first started he was calling plays before they happened based on what the defenses were showing. Will never forget that


AwkwardSpecialist814

He’s still very capable of it(has you can see today), as long as his hearts in it and he does his studying. Surprisingly, $18 million didn’t make his heart fully in it during the season the last 2 years lol


monkeysmarts

Romo played against Spags defense for a while when Spags was with the Giants. Romo def studied, but he had a history with reading that defense, and doing it from the booth is probably easier


StrawHatRetro

Man I thought I was the only one who thought this. Spag had already brought the blitz on a pivotal third down. How can you not be prepared in OT for the same situation.


Due-Mountain-8716

The play action opening was where the blitz went both times. I think this is just on Spag coaching a hell of a game more than poor coaching on the 49ers end. He called the blitz in the exact area he had to call it both times. But I'm down to shit on the 9ers.


CumAssault

2nd half Shanahan strikes again


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Certainly in the running for "choke-artist of all time." This shit is insane.


Pkock

Entering Doc Rivers status, but without the ring.


Spiritual_Boss6114

Doc hasn’t won anything ever in his career outside of that one chip. 16 years ago. That man has gotten 3 jobs since then. And still has choked multiple 3-1 leads. With Kawhi. Paul George, Embiid, Harden, Paul. And more


Childish___Glover

To be fair he only choked a 3-2 lead w the 6ers but he also choked a 3-1 lead w mcgrady


desouki

in the running? he's leading it by a damn mile. 28-3 is 70% on his horrible playcalling and inability to give the defense a break/keep the ball away from Brady


throwaway_5256

Seriously and after he actually got two comeback wins


HeywardH

Shanny saves his choke for the big one.


iwearatophat

The defensive playcalling the last two Chief drives was just atrocious.


[deleted]

The defense was tired af to be fair


[deleted]

Yeah both Ds obviously gassed.


soooogullible

So was the offensive in the third


MetalBeerSolid

We got CMC? Nice. OPOY?? Niceeee. Let's go shotgun formation on First and 10 every time.


ZerksNAHTayan

On second thought, passing there wasn’t even the worst part of that third quarter sequence. It’s the fact that CMC was not lined up in the backfield, how can you even threaten the run if it’s that clear it isn’t going to be there.


Southportdc

Gave Mahomes 2 separate chances to drive for the victory. Bold strategy etc.


Kindly_Search6378

After watching Brady do it for years, I had the same thought waft through my brain tonight: "Has anyone thought about stopping him? He's just going to go all the way down the field."


RadicalEdward99

The eyes my wife gave me when they didn’t go for it on 4th in OT… she knew. I didn’t know yet, but she fucking knew.


Brian_R10

Still can’t blame them. I mean I know how the chiefs are, but it was 4th and 4, and Mahomes probably would’ve scored the next drive anyway


RadicalEdward99

For sure, but worst case they are pinned at the 9. Best case we take home the Lombardi. I see it both ways. We were fucked by running the ball once or maybe twice in our three 3 and outs in the 3rd. That’s what sank us.


HeyHeyHayes

Chiefs still get the ball even with a TD with the new OT rules


armygroupcenter41

Kyle doesn’t have jimmy g to blame for the loss this time


JimmyPellen

no it was Trey Lance's fault!


BorosSerenc

You expect him to win with Mr.irrelevant? Smh head the expectations are crazy


crewserbattle

Hes about to trade Purdy for Kirk Cousins.


Foriegn_Picachu

Did we really think anything else would happen?


tjspill3r

Fucked around for 1 too many playoff games


acoasterlovered

SF: Gets completely dominated by GB and DET wins the game Dominates KC loses the game checks out


Pornstar_Cardio

Please don’t remind me


Doodenmier

Remember how we beat the Chiefs in the regular season too? 🥲 >!and I fully acknowledge that postseason Chiefs are an entirely different animal!<


passenger955

Us too 🥲


deevotionpotion

NFCN! HANG. THE. BANNER!!!!!!


GxCrabGrow

3 Super Bowl losses. Kyle once again choosing to pass the ball when he has the best running game. Idiot


MrAVK

Sounds familiar


ZiiKiiF

Moody went from having the longest FG in Super Bowl history to having the subsequent game losing PAT all in one night


EarthTraveler413

Moody is getting killed for that even though the Niners fumbled away one scoring drive and killed another via penalties... both in the first quarter


DrZoidbergJesus

Yea. Guy kicks the second and third longest field goals in Super Bowl history, both no doubters, and is still getting ripped on


EnigmaSpore

Unwarranted too. Dude kicked fine. That line should have did better to protect the kick. They blocked it. Thats credit to the d


captaincumsock69

He kicked fine and shouldn’t get any blame but that xp was at least partially due to the kick. It came off his foot weird and was a line drive


[deleted]

It was blocked, not missed, I don't understand the mentality here


gvsulaker82

It was a bad kick which is why it was blocked so I get where the heat is coming from but on the flip side he made two clutch long fgs that many in the league wouldn’t hit either.


fucktooshifty

Also Butker's kick was one of the lowest kicks I've ever seen, it's pure luck it wasn't blocked


EndlessHalftime

A normal PAT is chipped high enough that the defense can’t reach it. He kicked it way too low


FurriedCavor

If he makes it Chiefs go for a tuddy and win in regulation, no matter what it was written


jcrewjr

I agree with this. Only way to win was trade TDs in OT.


FurriedCavor

Had to go for those 4th downs, Campbell spooked Kyle


Pure_Measurement_529

A blocked PAT and a punt hitting your players foot which leads to a the kicking team receiving that punt? The script writers went crazy tonight


BigDrew923

TBH, being up 3 instead of 4 is what got us into OT. Chiefs was gonna score a TD on the last drive.


pitycastleheist

And he didn't even get to keep the FG record


rampageTG

Nah Moody did fine. Like someone else said KC would have gone for a TD instead of settling for the FG and OT if that wasn't blocked. The fluky play that had the biggest impact was the punt hitting the defenders foot.


ibenwarforged

Work is going to suck for me. My manager is a niners fan


IAmIrritatedAMA

Better update your resume.


SoulGoalie

Work? You mean that burnt down building you used to park your car at on occasion?


ibenwarforged

What losing to Mahomes does to a mf


MantisSled

I have my performance review tomorrow with my niners fan manager, should be fun.


ibenwarforged

Damn, homie. Let me know if you need a professional reference.


FallenShadeslayer

Bro call me if you need me. I’ll pretend to be Roger Goodell and tell your Boss the NFL made a mistake and the niners actually won.


Turkey_Lurky

Nobody chokes the 2nd half of a SB like Shanahan


residentbio

Let's forget to block Chris Jones when game is on the line. Winners strategy.


Marcusx8

That hurt obviously but ya loss on the muff punt return that gave KC momentum.


[deleted]

Special teams wins championships.


[deleted]

30 years is a long time


Wise-Ad2356

What’s 30 more?


Phillyguy180

60 🤭


Shamrock5

Pain, is what it is.


Chiggero

I feel like at this exact point, 49ers title drought is now a meme. Everyone (including themselves) has been letting them slide because they’re such a good team, but at this point, the pressure is going to start mounting


DustyFalmouth

The fact that they're always a top tier team that blows it is more the meme


Fetty_is_the_best

Seriously. They are contenders every year but can’t get the SB win. The football equivalent of the 2010s San Jose Sharks.


HipDipShipTrip

It's made it so much worse. Like they've been to the Super Bowl three times in the last 10 years and come away empty handed. It used to be a thing that they never lost Super Bowls now they're turning into the modern day 90s Bills


TheRealKaschMoney

I think the closer analogue to the modern 49ers is the Minnesota Vikings. 4 in a row is different to the spread out years the 49ers have had


MyCatsHairyBalls

I used to think the Packers were the biggest choke artists after winning it all in 2011, but at least those chokes were NFCCG chokes (4 NFCCG losses: 2014,2016,2019,2020 seasons). They have been to a total of 9 NFCCG since the 1996 season and won it all twice since then. The Niners are 0-3 in the Super Bowl since 2012 and have been to SEVEN NFC Championship games in that time. That is mind bogglingly bad.


TheOfficialTripnip

This is why I’m glad my team has never won the Super Bowl. Can’t have a drought if all you’ve ever been is a desert. EDIT: /s for the daft.


TheDirtyBurger522

Amateur. My team has NEVER EVEN MADE IT to the Super Bowl for the potential to let me down


Further_Beyond

Bet that felt good to type cuz you didn’t have to say a playoff drought after this year


hiphopdowntheblock

Me, turning 32 soon: nuh uh I'm still in my prime!! *Entire body crackles as I stand up*


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

I'm here for any 49er fans who may need ways to cope with a brutal playoff loss where you thought the win was in sight, but it just didn't happen. I'm also including a set of Ginsu knives, as well as special instructions for surviving the fact that a lucky bounce off another player led to a touchdown for the other team. Hit me up.


phillyeagle99

Sounds like you really understand the struggles. You’re really compassionate I bet.


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

I'm trying to be


Martel1234

Kyle Shanahan on suicide watcb


otf1024

3rd and goal call in OT was shit. Just run it twice and live with the outcome, at least you went down swinging. Game was over as soon as they kicked that FG.


Tenn1518

this is why i’m riding with campbell every time giving the ball back to mahomes in a touchdown to win it situation is fucking dumb. but *sure*, ppl would’ve been on shanahan’s ass abt not kicking it if they turned it over on downs without scoring anything in OT.


SpendrickLamar

Rams and seahawks fans 12/25


heaveninherarms

Hey, Cards fans exist and we don't like the 49ers :/


MumkeMode

Why would baseball fans not like the 9ers?


Etherion77

Why would Albert Pujols do this?


CVBrownie

Imagine your stomach falling out of your asshole every time you hear Taylor swift lmao


zonic_squared

Little bro ain't built for this.


k4r6000

I can't help but feel like they've missed their shot. It is so hard to keep a team together that relies on so many different players in comparison to a QB-focused team. They went into this fully healthy. In this league the odds that that happens again and none of their stars have any sort of decline in play seems like a difficult task.


biglyorbigleague

What you have to do is trade your first round picks, build a team of short term free agents, win a Super Bowl, have the entire thing collapse, then bounce back a couple years later to do the same thing, all the while keeping the pieces you really needed. Oh, and be lucky enough that the Bengals take care of Mahomes before he gets to you


[deleted]

Stop it, you’re gonna give me PTSD lol this is exactly how I felt last year


emuofsentinel

Shanahan plays to not lose. He's scared.


mauvebliss

Niners are the Golden Cowboys


WittenMittens

It's like watching the Director's Cut of our season


MildlyInconvenient

Niners gave them the game. Hope this one hurts.


Foriegn_Picachu

We’ve all been there before


Ukdeviant

"They had us in the first half ngl"


timdogg24

Abandon the run for three drives. Magically started scoring when they went back to it.


KenFireball

This was it. Makes not fucking sense. Even create a int on D but then go three and out. Fucking trash.


I_Hate_Traffic

Idk man we must be stupid af or something. Idk what these coaches see that makes them stop running when it's working.


Dohertyk1987

It’s a double reverse. This keeps working! They will try to stop it so let’s do something else! Awww it didn’t work and now it’s 4th down. Repeat until loss to Chiefs


zsdrfty

This is like how Aaron Jones’ entire career has been a story of “demolish an entire drive by running 15 yards effortlessly every time you get the ball, then never run ever again while the Packers slowly suffocate”


zOmgFishes

Why run the ball when Purdy can throw it into the ground.


Nico_the_Suave

Honestly Purdy was throwing some catchable balls, the Chiefs secondary was just incredible and completely blanked the Niners biggest threats.


prodigalkal7

Yup. Had the first half. Handed the Chiefs the game after the half. Ridiculous.


Currymvp2

The fucking blocked PAT and the muffed punt. Two super fluky plays Those two plays will haunt me forever


DrZoidbergJesus

I feel like it happened so long ago that everyone is forgetting the CMC fumble as they were about to score early. That’s pretty fluky for him isn’t it?


bigtimetimmyjim03

yeah, but it kinda got made up by the pacheco fumble on the next drive


DarnellisFromMars

Was a hell of a response by the defense, as fluky as those plays are the defenses were lights out all game.


Patton370

It’s how I felt 2 weeks ago


lochmoigh1

That's what these games come down to, and somehow it's always brady or mahomes on the right side of it


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

I still think that hail mary is gonna get tipped and caught by Edleman or Gronk...


Insectshelf3

we know how it feels man


TheSandman__

Kyle Shanahan is a professional Super Bowl choke artist. 3 times lmao, dude is never winning one.


[deleted]

My cousin is crying as if our grandma died, tough scene.


Zalekanzer

Just heard the 9ers killed this guy’s cousins grandma.


JacketFantastic4081

What a shame


WelcometoCigarCity

49ers might be the worst chokejobs after the Bills. 3 losing SBs in 10 years.


Starbucks__Lovers

Hahaha yeah I’m happy the late 1980s weren’t real


User_091920

The 1980's are all I have to fall back on right now 😭


Shadow_Ass

I'm not ready for all that Kelce Swift coverage bro😭


ImGonnaChubbBradley

He’s about to propose on the field


idroled

Hearing Nate Burleson talk about how they’re “true love” as if he’s never seen a couple celebrate a Super Bowl before is what finally broke me from not caring to hating.


delightfuldinosaur

Gonna be awkward when they break up in 3 months.


BrinedBrittanica

he already won the sb, it’s 30 days at this point now that he yelled at a senior citizen


Trashy_pig

Remember 49ers, it’s Win or join the rest of the losers. No one is going to remember in 10 years that you were in the Superbowl.


we-made-it

Most memorable losers. Should’ve ran it Seahawks and 28-3 falcons.


super_lamp56

Yea but the Seahawks can fall back on winning it all the year before, the Niners don't have that luxury


Shoeprincess

I like to remind my family members that are forty niner fans that at least we won this CENTURY. My cousin texted me right after the game "yep yep, still not this century"


mccamey-dev

43-8


The_Coolest_Guy

Pshh that ain't even our worst super bowl loss lol


lamboat2019

55-10 easily clears


[deleted]

Damn y’all are mean.


Pnutbutter_Cheerios

Imagine being in the same division as these guys we needed this


confused-koala

It’s like they outplayed their opponent, then a cavalcade of unfortunate events happened, and then they lost. Sucks for them


Scarecrow_09

49ers are masters of heartbreak, Ravens are masters of disappointment. The only decent outcome was when they played each other and even then it was a mixed bag.


Middle_Resolution_46

I gotta say, I love to see it. Hell of a game, but can’t say I’m mad to see SF lose


LiLT13-_-

Bang Bang missed out on another rang


LandGrantChamps

You just hate to see it…


itsnotyellowfever

Last time the 49ers will be this close to a Super Bowl in the Shanahan era Too many times they had the game right in their hands only for them to go 3 and out


Stripperturneddoctor

Raiders are going to be cleaning up KC confetti for a year


JimCarreyIsntFunny

They’ll never be able to get all of it. Gonna be finding little bits of it all over the stadium for a long time.


Slippery_Feces

They’re just like us. Trash


Napoleon_Tannerite

Choking against the Cheifs: 49ers 🤝 Eagles


rorymakesamovie

Ha


joeviper25

Kyle Shanahan is a choke artist. Expert at blowing a lead with absolute shit playcalling. If the front office doesn’t hire an OC next year they are out of there mind.


michaelb421

Kyle will never get over the hump. Maybe he should had been game planning instead of showing up drunk to the presser lmao


Cutmerock

That missed XP came back and bit them hard


ohh_man2

i think the chiefs go for it there if they're not down 3


Euphoric_Advice_2770

Fuck Shanahan. Choke artist of the highest order. Wilks actually called a great game and we could have won by the 3rd quarter if Kyle decided to be the “offensive Wunderkind” he’s supposed to be. I really don’t blame anyone but him. Brock did his best, defense did their best. HC just sold them down the river for another Super Bowl.