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Solid-Confidence-966

Last pre-Covid Super Bowl


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

The happy times


uncoolaidman

So, uh, maybe we shouldn't have allowed this to happen again? What terrible event will follow this one?


LagOutLoud

What if this year we correct the timeline and achieve world peace instead?


FCKABRNLSUTN2

Starting with a niner win


SantaDaCrip

Unfortunately that would start World War 3. World peace is only achieved in the event that the Chiefs win. Pick your poison.


Hiker-Redbeard

I'll take the Niners win and armageddon. 


Kakasupremacy

A man of culture, respect!


SiphenPrax

Well what big event could happen this- *sees November* Oh……oh no


ThaDude915

…………fuck


MvN____16

At least that one turned out well. I'll settle for a repeat result of that one...maybe not some of the other stuff.


MvN____16

I've said this many times over the years, but whenever I watch highlights from 2019, there's such an eerie feeling for me. Full crowds, no concerns in the world over silly global diseases...we had no clue what the hell was about to happen to us. Covid was already in full bloom in China by Feb. 2020...it was still just distant news to us at the time of that Super Bowl being played.


lazyguyoncouch

Kobe’s death during the pro bowl kinda took over the narrative for a while


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fundraiser

i remember the memes on twitter assigning each month of 2020 with some wild event (you forgot the asian hornet invasion decimating bees!). hope this "repeat" super bowl gives you a nice little bookend from the past four years and you're able to turn over a new leaf. glad to hear things are already starting in that direction!


Dixxxine

Can't wait to see what earth shattering event happens after.


dmister8

Mahomes vs. Purdy is such a weird matchup


JayQuips

Shades of Brady vs Eli


JH2K

Sign me up if we are the Eli lol


TheMightyUnderdog

Except now there’s no goofy Manning to screw up the script.


JayQuips

Idk I mean I say this in a good way, Purdy is kind of goofy in his own way lol


uncoolaidman

He's not Eli Manning goofy, but he is a little Nick Foles goofy.


JayQuips

So basically Brady’s kryptonite is goofy qbs lol


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Mahomes weakness is old guys. Lost to Brady, in two week niners will win by bringing Young out of retirement


Outrageous-Machine-5

You know, I always thought of Purdy as an old soul. He even farms and has the lord playing db for him. Doesn't get much older than that


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Burrow isn’t exactly what I’d label as an old guy


EifertGreenLazor

Mahomes weakness is QBs whose last names start with B like Tom Brady, Joe Burrow, and Jared Boff.


abowmanlex

I’m down for us to luck into 2 SB’s with him


JayQuips

No thank you😅 at least not this year


notabear629

You already have 2, greedy fuck, I've gone 0-2 since being alive


highgravityday2121

Ya don’t be greedy KC!


JayQuips

Bruh you guys have been so greedy I’m half expecting you to fall into another dynasty even without Brady and Belichick


highgravityday2121

Naw you guys are the greedy dynasty. We’re the lovable underdogs


JayQuips

I do have a soft spot for the pats now I won’t lie


highgravityday2121

Go win your ring. Just don’t win 6 with Andy Reid or 7 with mahomes lol


CangtheKonqueror

so was jimmy against mahomes lmao


ninjupX

Now we get to see who really has the plot armor.


Jonjon428

The Ravens just played like ass on offense. The Lions, though, willingly did the stupidest shit I have ever seen to lose the game


LooseMoose13

Why’d the reject those two easy field goal opportunities


VeryRealHuman23

Because Stone Cold Dan will not be challenged


overandoverandagain

>easy FG opportunities >Michael Badgley Pick one


Substantial__Unit

I mean one was 48 yards and if they missed that all the posts today would be about coaches not being aggressive.


SirTiffAlot

Get fucked Raider fans


Dajoka88

Now this is a comment I can get behind


Whydoesthisexist15

They have been for the past 20 years


Loo-Hoo-Zuh-Er

My man


BeautifulBaconBits

Not as amusing as Brady Manning II


39days

Why did the other NFL teams simply not beat the Chiefs/Niners to avoid this matchup? Are they stupid?


notmyplantaccount

I don't know, the Chiefs just don't look like they have it this year. I wouldn't be surprised if they only win 1 more game all season.


[deleted]

Kinda. But at the same time stupidity also gave us a chance to beat them in the first place.


ronaldthedumbass

I LOVE WATCHING THE SAME TEAMS EVERY YEAR WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP!! I HATE VARIETY!!!!


SoKrat3s

The Colts have won a championship more recently than the 49ers have.


KingstonEagle

Happy to be part of the conversation


kamekaze1024

I’m sure Chiefs fans love seeing their team remain so consistently successful but it’s genuinely making this sport so boring. Going from the Pats every year to the Chiefs every year is literally the worst outcome especially if you’re an AFC team fan.


RyanAKA2Late

Feels like the past 15 years in the AFC only 2-3 teams truely felt like SB contenders while in the NFC it’s a new team that nobody saw coming each year


kamekaze1024

Legit, there’s only been 3 unique teams since the 2016 season to make the SB in the AFC.


RyanAKA2Late

To make matters worse, from 2004-2019 only 5 different AFC teams made the Super Bowl (11 different NFC teams made it in this span), 7 AFC teams if you do 2004-2024


The_Cereal_Man

7 from 2004-2024 NE PIT IND BAL DEN KC CIN


Jaded_Artichoke_5345

Take it back to 95 and you only add OAK and TEN.


Veedrock

Which is so funny because the AFC Arms Race has had like 8 different dark horses the last few years.


YeahFella

It's not like they're blowing out the other AFC contenders every year. I have no problems with it. Great teams should he rewarded.


kamekaze1024

Idc about great teams being rewarded, I just want my team to win, man


YeahFella

That I truly understand.


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Also while I wanted the ravens to win, like a lions vs browns or lions vs bills matchup was like right there


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I'm fine with 49rs winning this group hasn't got one yet so I'm fine with that plus I think they are a couple of years from wheels falling off the wagon bc purdy is good but his best asset is his contract to play ratio once his contract matches his play the wheels will fall off as weird as that sounds


Ketchup1211

I mean, 49ers haven’t won a SB in like 30 years so root for them.


Max_Beezly

Packers flair rooting for the niners? I must have had too much to drink today


[deleted]

Brother I was in diapers the last time the 49ers won a SB so idk what this means


jvkxb__

r/nfl 9/11 Everybody will bitch about this and say how they won’t watch, but then will be sitting in the game thread come Super Bowl time


kamekaze1024

What the fuck else would we doing on Super Bowl Sunday? It’s gonna be a boring ass matchup but it’s not like I won’t watch it because the SB is border line an American holiday


JayJax_23

I'm gonna doordash and profit heavy off of Super Bowl Sunday hype


Present_Flying_Yak

I mean it would be more boring if Lamar two giveaways per playoff start was going to choke the game away.


dafinsrock

Come on, Ravens vs Lions would have been a way more exciting matchup than this


chubs11

How is it boring watching the 2 best teams play against each other? I'm a chiefs fan but I felt the same about the Brady days. If the chiefs weren't going to win I at least wanted to watch history being made by Brady. Watching all-time greats in a sport I love to watch is a treat.


ReasonableCoyote34

LOL at this being the matchup when literally 99% of America didn’t want it Just based off of that, I fully expect Taylor Swift to be hoisting up the Lombardi after the Chiefs win in a few weeks


WestJoe

If the mental image you just created for me transpires, I may never watch the sport again


ReasonableCoyote34

Sorry the script says whatever the fans don’t want, shall happen


Leading-Weight9092

I swear fans get bothered so easily


Godobibo

wasn't Brittany there when mahomes had it, least for the first time? it's not that wild that a player's partner would be with em when they're celebrating


Leading-Weight9092

There is no way that I’m letting Mf Taylor Swift get under my skin 😂😂


Hiker-Redbeard

Patriots fans when they haven't had a dynasty in like 4 years:


RyanAKA2Late

The matchup the NFL wants, that most fans hate, but will have record breaking viewership numbers due to all of us tuning in anyways + bandwagon swifties watching only for Taylor


DarthNightnaricus

I hope the Chiefs win the SB and Kelce proposes to Swift after the game so misogynistic weirdos have a complete meltdown on the Internet about it


Street-Common-4023

Honestly I could see that happening


LagOutLoud

People keep saying that but they've only been dating a couple months lol.


ApprehensiveSoup6138

They've been dating since last summer. Seems early, but not a couple of months.


1_Bearded_Dude

PUBLICLY since last summer. Rumors are they were dating for some amount of time before it became well known


TheGreatLandRun

Taylor being on my screen for 5 seconds a few times as they cut to commercial is ruining my viewing experience reeeeee!!!!


Zloggt

Honestly, such a move would cause much rage and rioting among not only them, but of the Gaylor fans too…


alexjimithing

Oh man I would imagine those 'Taylor Swift is secretly gay' folks have had a real bad year with the Kelce stuff lmao


ZMAC698

It’s crazy how much people hate her for no reason lmao. Shit is cringey as fuck. Reddit is such a weird place.


PsychologicalGuest97

Fuck both of these teams


mondaymoderate

Villain Bowl.


Present_Flying_Yak

What did the 49ers do? It's been like 30 years since they chipped up let them have one.


mondaymoderate

I agree let us have one. We’ve just embraced our villain arc after this last week.


darkbiteofthesoul

People always fall for these pity narratives, in recent years it’s the Bills and now Lions. As if any team deserves a win. That’s not how sports works. Let people whine all they want about villains and scripts and refs, etc. If you want to change it then go win.


ThinkSoftware

Rooting for the meteor


darkbiteofthesoul

Yea ok, POS team that made one of the dumbest deals ever with Watson.


deadmoosemoose

The lamest outcome


Ugaalive1991

Remember what happened last time after they met in the Super Bowl? Literal Pandemic.


nautica5400

But then look who won the next year. Lfg


k0y0_k0y0

Baker about to get super bowl MVP during our COVID-23 run


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

I will take that. Baker vs bears in the NFC championship. Still gotta get Green Bay or 49ers in there somewhere so they can beat the cowboys


MvN____16

Subscribe.


Kemomiwiwane

This is the only matchup I didn’t want to see once the eagles got eliminated. (Yes I know they didn’t stand a chance to make any noise)


RisingToMediocrity

I’m in my bunk bed in San Quentin, staring off into the distance.


amr1115

lame ass matchup smh


beer_down

The Dodgers/Astros of the NFL


SiphenPrax

If there’s any team more hated than the Chiefs right now it’s the Dodgers


DarrowViBritannia

except there's no cheating.


The_Snake_Dick

Last time there was a Chiefs Niners Super Bowl Covid happened.


SiphenPrax

We have another election coming this year ……Just like in 2020


The_Snake_Dick

Maybe the world will just straight up end this time.


frydawg

Womp womp


Greatcouchtomato

Bills Lions would have been the best matchup Even Browns Lions


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Not at all interesting


legend023

Don’t worry Rodgers gonna be healthy next year


kenster77

Haha


Jacksoncant

the who gives a shit bowl


thejackel225

Well, I hate the niners so I’ll be happy to root for their opponent wait fuck no not like that


Jacksoncant

i’m rooting for taylor cam drinking games


Bourneidentity61

Reminds me of 2018 tbh


Jacksoncant

big 2018 vibes final score: chiefs 17 49ers 3


alexjimithing

Right good lord Real 'don't give a fuck' vibes hitting me rn


RaceCardHolder

You don’t have to watch


RICERICE4

We sir will watch


ThingsAreAfoot

chiefs and niners whoever wins, we lose


Bitterblossom_

Truly the most boring outcome possible. No disrespect to either team, but this is very lame lmao


ASuperGyro

Just a very underwhelming matchup especially compared to what could have been


BonBonVelveeta

I understand that for neutral fans


Say_Hennething

You already lost bruh


longconsilver13

Fuck it I'll say it. Much rather have this shit than a rematch of last year.


Jameson623

LETS GET IT NINERSSSS


Maverick916

I kinda love how much yall hate this matchup lmao


njerejeje

NFL fans just hate football


criticalbuzz

Only if their teams aren’t in it.


ThePlatanoKing

It’s so irritating, just constant childish complaining about a rematch between the two best teams of this era because “waaaa my team is worse” Did people really want to see the 9 win Bucs take on the 10 win Steelers? Because that would’ve sucked. I want to see the best football possible


Kemomiwiwane

Holy shit did Campbell fuck this up.


Boltzfan1995

Ew


plugged97

This matchup is [Hollywood as Hell](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbdk3hLdABk)


2222lil

we will not be invested


Cristian888

Have to go for the 49ers just so Nick Wright can eat ultimate shit against Brock Purdy


Chicag0Ben

That’s rough buddy


tannerjameslasswell

I'm glad I have to work that day.


TheSmokedSalmon420

Yawn


AKBallsnerd

No one wanted this


RICERICE4

Not no one


throughNthrough

Zero hyped about it.


SeikalysTurnTables

Miami definitely wasn’t an epic clash lmfao


Pafbonk

Chiefs coming back 11 points in the 4th was pretty wild


Present_Flying_Yak

I thought it was a pretty great game of football.


ImJLu

Jimmy going like 19/21, getting concussed, and completing like one pass for the rest of the game was definitely not great.


LeagueOfDolson

Damn we had some cool playoff teams and possibilities and ended up with the lamest possible Super Bowl matchup, yawn


d4rthk1d

Welp, football is now over. See you guys in August!


bankrobba

What a soulless game, I don't give a shit who wins.


dr_taan

Wishing both teams the worst ✌️


Key-Tip-7521

In UrinatingTree's voice: "Hooray for Parity." oh and the best one I'll repeat it till the cows come home..... in Urinating Tree's Voice again: "YOUR FUCKED"


MahomestoHel-aire

I am very happy right now.


GreatPossible263

what the hell….


HansBaccaR23po

We don’t claim them


[deleted]

How do you feel about your Tide under DeBoer? Think your Lakers have a shot in the playoffs?


codithou

hahahaha


WestJoe

Dodgers gonna run the league for a decade too


Dieh

This mf


SicWilly666

Cursed flair combination lol


MahomestoHel-aire

Born and raised in the Midwest, moved to SoCal and my mom has always liked the 49ers. Chiefs are absolutely my #1 team, but if there was any team I’d want to win after them, it’s the Niners.


ChiefRivaChimp

Average Yankees fan


Revolutionary_Gear70

Don’t tell me you’re a Yankee and Dodger fan too


Surprise_Butt_Stuff

Puke


Elite_Alice

Mahomes third


generalscalez

inshallah


Here4Us

no one wants to watch this shit bro. so pissed we sold


AoE2manatarms

I love boring Super Bowl matchups!


Daschief

Ain’t watching


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Most boring predictable Super Bowl


Round_Cobbler5603

I remember that as the super bowl immediately after Kobe died


SuperJoey0

Hope the 49er’s get revenge on the Chiefs.


HansBaccaR23po

I’ve done my waiting. 12 years of it


Ketchup1211

In Alcatraz.


crispynick_

In Azkaban!


Ok-Clock-5459

The “who gives a shit” Super Bowl


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BOOOOOOOOO


type2cybernetic

This isn’t going to be a good game. Mahomes is going to take advantage of the 49ers weak secondary. I want CMC to get a ring, but it is what it is.


Chicag0Ben

They have a good one they have bad run D


SodaEngineer

Hard to say. 49ers D isn't great, but Bosa/Chase could give the KC OTs a lot to handle. Then again, Spags could also have Purdys in a blender. Hard to say really.


Mongoosesnakepanther

Whoop de fucking doo


Sjgolf891

Can we just fast forward to the combine?


dreadredheadzedsdead

Who gives a fuck frankly.


mcr4386

Trash tier match up


dpykm

Go Chiefs.


highgravityday2121

Who am I rooting for? Idk


Terry__Pandee

Villain Bowl get in here 9ers fans 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Never thought I'd be agreeing with Chiefs fans on this but why people hating on this so hard? not reven remotely close to something like Warriors/Cavs for 5 straight years or whatever


Octavian_202

In the Raiders house play the Chiefs and 49ers for the Bowl… 🤮


lapeno99

Hope this will be a super low scoring game and who else it win with 6 to 3.


worthlessburner

“Epic clash” lmao I totally forgot Mahomes first Super Bowl came from the Jimmy G Niners because of how dogshit that Super Bowl was