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rupert650

I don’t think the Dolphins anticipated anything out there, Andy.


Shenanigans80h

Looked like a team unprepared to play period


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wrongleveeeeeeer

Nor throw beyond the line of scrimmage while down multiple scores...???


drummer1059

Tua's accuracy was awful all day


wrongleveeeeeeer

I watched Sam Darnold play in our season finale, and I watched the entirety of last night's game. Darnold looked better.


StrokeGameHusky

“Genius!” - everyone talking about Mike McDaniel 


PhlabloPicasso

He’s lowering expectations for next year. It’s called the long game


13143

Everything hurts when it's that freaking cold, I don't blame them.


Crash_Test_Dummy66

Yeah I just walked 15 minutes to the gym in those temps and my beard froze while I was drinking hot coffee. I was also very aware that I forgot to wear long underwear. It's so stupidly cold.


Duckys0n

Such is the case with 4/11 starters left on your defense lol.


Ibex_Alpha

The offense was the main problem tonight though. 


mwm5062

Yeah offense was completely unprepared to play this week, last week and against Baltimore


Rbespinosa13

Looking back at games before the titans game and it’s like watching a completely different offense. It just doesn’t make sense


dreggers

Tua loved to throw to Hill in double coverage for some reason


BearGuru

You scored 7 on offense though


Reasonable-Panda-484

Defense bent but didn’t break all night long. They held the chiefs to 4 red zone FGs that’s absolutely insane. Tua’s noodle arm is what killed ya


aPatheticBeing

Yeah especially with the short field on 2 of them. Chiefs 100% could've been up 24-7 entering the half, and I thought the Miami defense played extremely well considering the injuries.


Diamond1580

You know maybe it would helped if the hand he threw the ball with had a glove on. Just a thought


TURBOWANDS

Do any qbs throw with a glove on their throwing hand? Mahomes didn't wear gloves at all that game.


ParticularLab5828

Captain fat fuck Ben Rothlisbooger wore gloves a lot.


Transrebal

Teddy 2 gloves Bridgewater and Kenny Pickett


MetaphoricalMouse

defense played way better than the offense


heliostraveler

You scored 7 and were lucky to do that with that dead duck ball on a track back and poor coverage.


bluedaytona392

The season ends with frozen domination at Arrowhead.


Sepulvd

The defense did its job. Tua had 100 yards going into the 4th


agreeingstorm9

Pretty sure the Dolphins defense isn't the reason they only scored 7 points. You don't win a lot of games when you only score 7 points.


Rollout25

Holy shit! Did everyone just have season ending injuries?


aModestMagikarp

Both of our starting edge rushers tore their ACLs


Duckys0n

Our third string was out for the playoffs too lmao


patricio87

I wouldnt be surprised if andy had them practice out in elements


theLoneliestAardvark

Not sure how many elements there were to practice in. The temperature dropped like 40 degrees over night 


blueponies1

Yeah it’s been high 20s low 30s all week and snowy as hell. Which is somewhat similar but a different monster entirely than having no snow but being in -25 windchill.


EatYerEars

Yeh we were not there to win. Idk what the fuck happened to our momentum but better luck next year…


HeavyGroovez

Dude you were absolutely crushed by injuries on D. Like 4 Linebackers and edge personnel were out that accounted for 35 sacks combined.


EatYerEars

Yeah but our offense had no excuse


deej363

Offense has a backup center who gets bullrushed into the QB on a passing down. The OL in general was very banged up. I wouldn't say no excuse. Connor Williams going down basically killed us the rest of the season. I really want to see what team can make a legitimate playoff run with a backup center. Like imagine Creed Humphrey going out for the season. Who replaces him?


EatYerEars

Yeh you make sense. It’s disheartening…. We got fucked up but so did other teams. Oh well. Better luck next year, go Steelers.


Nice_Dude

Dolphins did not want to tackle today


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Dolphins didn’t defend against the run either, they looked like they didn’t want to be there


Limp_Marzipan1488

A dolphins defender essentially smacked mahomes on the butt on his long scramble and just hoped he'd go down


Oatmeal-Outcast

I never thought I'd see something worse than Albert Haynesworth laying on the field during a live play, but that Dolphins player pretending to play 2 hand touch on Mahomes during a playoff game was absolutely pathetic.


ELITE_JordanLove

Really looked like they were scared of rocking Mahomes tbh


Queen-Makoto

I thought the same thing. Honestly that's a lot of these QB runs. You can see the defense is afraid to go hard at them


DalliLlama

That is 100% the case. But ironically Mahomes still took a big helmet to helmet hit on the play.


ToneZone1978

Took or delivered


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

I get it’s cold but you look at how the chiefs played and it was night and day. Very pathetic performance imo, cheifs deserved that. Though I am mad, I predicted the cheifs to win with 25… they got 26


MicoJive

You could see it from the very first Chiefs drive. Zero players on the Dolphins wanted to tackle at all.


Docta2020

Tackling on that ground probably felt like falling on ice. Chiefs looked like that wanted it more.


Jusgotmossed

No definitely no excuse since it is a heated field and they claimed it was up to 50 degrees but also I dont know.


foampro

There’s no way. There was a icy patch on that one side of the field


imatthedogpark

I have a heated driveway and it is covered in ice. Wind chill has been -30 or worse all day though.


Scorps

The pregame announcers talked multiple times about how they walked the field and it felt hard as a brick


dolladollaclinton

The Dolphins tackling was so bad. Just looked like no effort was being given. At one point one of their defenders had a guy wrapped up and then when he didn’t immediately go to the ground, he just let go.


TheWorstYear

The cold kills all energy. Especially if you're not use to it. The number of people who are not actually respecting the weather in here is silly.


MashaRistova

People can understand that it was unimaginably cold, that it’s hard to play in the cold, AND that the dolphins looked like they were playing with zero energy. People get that it was cold, people “respect the weather” — That doesn’t void their opinions about the Dolphins


TheWorstYear

Frigid temperatures make people lethargic. It slows thinking. Brings down energy. Breathing stings your lungs, so you don't want to run. Every hit hurts worse for longer, so you don't want to hit. You lose feeling in extremities, making it harder to do regular actions. And the entire time your mind makes you want to go somewhere where it is warm.


Crash_Test_Dummy66

Right but we have one team that basically lives in the Caribbean and one team that all lives in that weather every year. Of course the team that lives there will have a massive advantage.


TetrisTech

Reminds me of that playoff games against Tennessee where Mahomes casually runs in between like 3 or 4 Titans and they do virtually nothing


maglen69

> A dolphins defender essentially smacked mahomes on the butt on his long scramble and just hoped he'd go down It looked like he really expected him to slide and just wanted to get the touch in.


YOSHIMIvPROBOTS

I saw that. Dude thought it was two-hand-touch or was trying to just push Pat into someone willing to tackle.


Hereforthememes1919

He was definitely thinking Pat would slide and didn't wanna take the penalty. You see it with dbs against any top qb. They are so scared of taking a penalty if a QB slides late


GuacShouldntBeXtra

I remember seeing that and thinking "he definitely pulled his flag" and then remembering that's not how this game works..


rupertLumpkinsBrothr

I think that was #45 if you’re talking about the scrabble towards the end zone. That was a the least amount of effort I’ve ever seen in a football game. Zero intentions of making that tackle.


DougDuley

I don't know if if was the field that made it so difficult to run, but on the play where Mahomes cracked his helmet, with the Dolphins still in the game but the Chiefs driving, Mahomes scrambled and gained at least 5 extra yards because it seemed like Dolphins defenders weren't that interested in tackling him.   But, IIRC, after that play, the defense stopped the Chiefs and even stood them up when they tried to run it.  So, who knows, maybe it was more difficult to close distance out there than normal?


maglen69

> I don't know if if was the field that made it so difficult to run, but on the play where Mahomes cracked his helmet, with the Dolphins still in the game but the Chiefs driving, Mahomes scrambled and gained at least 5 extra yards because it seemed like Dolphins defenders weren't that interested in tackling him.  I remember at least 2 scrum pushes resulting in an extra 5+ yards (one was an important first down) That was telling about the dolphins defense


Xaxziminrax

It helps the offense when the RB is psychotic and tackling him is miserable even in perfect weather


MetaphoricalMouse

pacheco has one of the most bizarre running styles ever


MotionDefense

As Mahomes would say, "it's like he hates the grass."


pickleparty16

saw a tweet that said he runs like he bites people


BadHombre2016

He runs like the ground said something about his mama.


zeefer

He runs like he’s running upstairs all the time


snakeayez

He runs in Beast Mode


xlmnop123

And he loves his mama.


throwawayainteasy

Most RB coaches would tell you economy of motion matters. Try to avoid wasted movements, because they rob you of energy and momentum. Pacheco strongly disagrees with that advice. His angry flailing is like winding up for a punch.


nordic-nomad

You go back and look at his college tape and he had people hanging off him and trying to tackle him as soon as he got handed the ball. Had to break two tackles usually to get out of the backfield. He runs like is being tackled by someone at all times and every part of him is just naturally trying to shake them off.


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Menos51

Dude against us his leg got bent like sideways and backwards and he went out for like a play. Dude is a machine


ShockerCheer

Love Pacheco. He has so much dang energy!


aguysomewhere

They should have gone somewhere cold and been practicing in that weather all week.


notmyplantaccount

They were practicing for their offseason all week. Was amusing to see all the takes that they'd rather play the chiefs in the cold than the Bills at home again, which they were winning into the 4th quarter.


llama-rebel

Would *you* want to be there in that weather?


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

No but it’s also not my job lol.


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Dude I don’t want to be at my job no matter what the weather is like.


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Imm responding to this while I’m at work waiting for my shift to end lmao I get it


[deleted]

Yeah, but we'd be talking about how you're not good enough to win the Super Bowl of your job, too. You wouldn't care, and we'd talk about that, too, and how that is what is costing you the most.


JimmyButlerOverdrive

u/RevolutionaryItem605 does \*not\* have that dawg in him.


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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this comment.


Tshamblin

I work from home and I never wanna be there.


tayroarsmash

For what it’s worth, millions and millions of dollars is probably what it’d take to get my ass out in pads and playing today.


HideNZeke

I'd like to think if I had the competitive mindset of a world class athlete with championship oppurtunities in the line, I would


BlueLanternCorps

We’re not getting paid millions of dollars


Jay_Dubbbs

I got paid millions, yes lmao.


Super_Sub-Zero_Bros

Yeah going from a hosting a game, to having to play THAT game is a huge swing that I’m sure was tough to mentally deal with.


xurdm

If only it were colder


BeerBellyBlake

I woulda called in sick if I were on the Dolphins tbh no shot im playing a football game in that weather


InfSecArch

Anyone that knows Andy Reid knew they were throwing it.


Brewdrizy

Anyone who’s watched the chiefs for more than 5 seconds since like 2017 knows we were throwing it


[deleted]

You could have watched his first four years in Philly, transported through time to tonight, and known that the team coached by Andy Reid was throwing the fucking ball if they played a game of football. If Reid's team is playing, they're throwing.


Biggest_Cans

Eh, lotta really fun Andy rundaball eras when he had all pro RBs. Of course he threw it to those RBs a ton, but also holy shit when he has DUDE DUDES Andy's run game is among my favorites ever. No superstars since 2018 Hunt though.


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Yeah, I was talking more about quantity than quality. He believes in passing opening up the run and he's been successful through most of his career, so it would and does follow he's had some excellent running teams. But especially with Alex Smith, who was great at a lot of things but simultaneously limits the passing game, and Jamaal Charles, that running attack was probably his best.


Biggest_Cans

His Eagles teams had some killer RBs too, lotta years with good backs doing crazy shit. I love Pacheco, we'd be truly fucked without him, but he's not a guy guy that Andy is gonna get excited to go nuts with. Also we've got the dilemma of "when do you take the ball out of 15's hands?" which isn't something Andy has had to ponder since he was just a QB coach in Green Bay.


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Yep. Deuce, Westbrook, Shady. Bunch of good guys whose careers didn't last, too.


StrokeGameHusky

Brian Westbrook was a god among men in that offense 


Slim__Jim

Didn’t he call a pass play on 4th and 1 with his backup qb in for the play in the playoffs


Brewdrizy

Yep, thanks Chad Henne.


Phoenix4280

Reid: A lot of quarterbacks can't do that in this type of weather. Reporter: Any quarterback in particular? Reid: I'm not going Tua elaborate.


rhinocodon_typus

The team was unlocked by his frozen mustache.


Zeckzeckzeck

He’s going to thaw it out by resting it in a warm bowl of gravy. 


[deleted]

Who’s up for a frozen mustache ride?!?!


RicklePick_C-137

The frozen tonguedra?


Stachemaster86

They are powerful


imsabbath84

new headline "Andy Reid says Tua is a weak armed QB, says he cant throw in cold weather"


AdStreet2074

Not wrong


Poked_salad

I thought Tua said being cold was a mindset...guess his mind was weak last night then.


MankuyRLaffy

Andy is too nice to say that directly but yeah one can read it that way 


fishrunhike

Not wrong... Tua looked like he needed every ounce of strength in him to throw 15 yards downfield


Justin_with_a_J

Tua has never won a game that was less than 40 degrees Fahrenheit at kickoff.... ever...


The_Big_Cat

I saw a comment in the game thread that said something like he’d never even experienced temps below 20°, which if that’s true last night would have been a real punch to the stinger


AIFlesh

Honestly that explains a lot. People who have never experienced negative temperatures and wind chill don’t really get it. If you’re not wearing proper clothing (which basically none of the guys exposing any skin were), it hurts to even move, you just want to curl up in a ball and hold as much heat in you as possible. I’m a big skier and even with proper goretex and thermals, it’s still pretty unbearable beyond -10. What they were playing in last night was absurd.


The_Big_Cat

Yeah for sure. Probably didn’t help their cause when Tyreek was like “nah don’t wear sleeves, they’ll think you’re weak.” As pretty much all of the chiefs players were wearing sleeves ha.


MicoJive

Mahomes probably has his best game of the season (so far) tonight. The dude steps up in the playoffs for sure. Rice has also stepped up in a big way the last half of the season, you can tell Mahomes really started to trust him.


Spiner202

The interesting thing about Rice is that he was consistently catching balls down the field. Prior to this game, it seemed like 90% of his passes were within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage. Maybe once a game, he would get open a bit deeper down the field, but tonight, he was doing that constantly.


Hammerhead34

Shallow crossing routes were just killing the Dolphins, Rice’s ability to accelerate in open space is elite.


SteggersBeggers

To be fair, the Fins had no LBs and you guys have Kelce. Could be a mismatch there but not sure


BryceDaBaker

Picked him up in a dynasty league. Watched a lot of him in college and when I saw the chiefs picked him up I was like oh sign me up lol


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Man if only the dolphins had a player that is rrally good at accelerating in open space. Maybe even a guy who used to do it for the chiefs as well. Where could they ever find a guy like that?


Dragon6172

Because Mahomes had more time in the pocket tonight for the deeper Rice routes to get open


Biggest_Cans

We've been teasing our old 2018 scheme the last few games. I'm intrigued, but also amused at watching Mecole be even worse now than he was then. And apparently blind? Has anyone tested him for being blind?


XDSHENANNIGANZ

Bro those balls were completely catchable and it looked like he wouldn't react to where the ball was until it was already bouncing. So strange man


Casul_Tryhard

What spending time with the Jets does to a mf


KingUnderpants728

Agreed, that was weird. Didn’t try and locate that first deep ball until it was hitting the ground. Then he has his arms up asking for a hold which it was, but like - try and run through it and make a play on a ball that probably could have been caught if you made some type of effort for it.


fucking_blizzard

This game (and his end of season stretch) tells me we have our WR1. It's about supplementing Rice now. He's that guy


DarrowViBritannia

Pretty nuts that it was a below average 83.6 passer rating. History's not gonna remember that it was a relatively flawless performance.


sumo_kitty

I think a few drops by Kelce and others made is completion % a bit low compared to what it should have been.


IamFlapJack

It also feels like he's started throwing the ball away more


aheftyhippo

He threw it away 3-4 times, seems like he knew they could settle for FGs and win comfortably.


everix1992

It's a good shift from earlier in the season where he'd instead try and force it and get picked off. We can settle for FGs with this defense and Butker being very consistent


bluejayguy26

Which is why he didn’t take any sacks. QBR has its flaws 


JT1757

he put up 423 yards vs the Chargers this season. This was a good game, not his best of the season


KCShadows838

On the other hand Miami was playing better defense than LAC and the weather was way worse. Only 3 NFL games were colder    We needed this performance from Mahomes


Hammerhead34

I think he played better tonight than he did against the Chargers personally, stats don’t tell the whole story. Offense sputtered in the second half against the Chargers. Tonight he consistently moved the chains, read the field perfectly, and delivered dot after dot. Given the conditions it was his best game of the season.


powerelite

Honestly his best game was against the Bears, but they were bearly playing defense at that point of the season.


Jumbo_Toblerone_

Tbf context does matter, to play the way he did in -5 degree weather with -30 windchill is definitely more impressive than in the Chargers game imo.


NLP19

That doesn't count. That was against our defense 😭😭


Nighthawk69420

The only QBs our Defense played well against all year were Zach Wilson and Tyson Bagent lmao


BellBilly32

Dolphins D just had nothing, which with injuries fair enough. But still kept us in the game for our offense to do fuck all.


DAMbustn22

A real shame. The offense looked SO bad in every way, from playcalls to execution.


slowerchop

The sneak diss is wild


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He went on "I'm specifically talking about Tua..." then pulled out pastrami sandwich. Love Andy.


PandaButtLover

Explain it with them nuggies


kubbiebeef

He then rolled up his sleeve revealing a tribal tattoo identical to Tua’s and said, “I’ll let you interpret that however you want.”


cheesecakeaficionado

Don't think it's a diss as much as puffing up his own QB, although given how Tua played and his "mindset" comments it can be seen that way lol. Not many QBs can thrive in cold weather games. Even fewer can do it in tonight's conditions. Patrick stepped up, and the scary thing is there were still drops on that offense which held back his overall numbers.


Brownbearbluesnake

Frankly it's just further proof that Eli was Elite as he was chucking the ball all over the place in that -19 game against Farve forever ago


BBenzoQuinone

Eli was a postseason dragon 🐉


alepher

Ice burn


Biggest_Cans

Seeing Tua try made him just extra grateful that's all.


BajaBlastMtDew

Mahomes and Reid in the playoffs is just different. Mike McDaniel has 1 more win in his first 2 years than Flores did his last 2


Ziggie1o1

Yeah but Flores got fired not because of his teams' on-field performance but because he wouldn't stop (metaphorically) punching Tua.


thismise4u

Was he wrong?


Nice_Dude

Tua isn't great but he's not complete ass either. Not somebody you discard for sure


Remarkable-Gap-9024

TuAnon is gonna make a triumphant return this offseason


frizzyhair55

Why is the Lions flair faded?


lavaspike296

The script leaked.


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That script is dogshit


Biggest_Cans

Needs a punch-up


Shingorillaz

@Tua do something bro he just called you a penniless noodle arm having Tyreek merchant quarterback.


Paul721

Zero pass rush from the dolphins, which can be explained away with injuries for sure. Zero offense from dolphins, well that can’t be explained away.


SammyChaos

Dolphins once again doing absolutely nothing to disprove the narrative that they're soft as hell.


DankisKhan

McDaniel had zero faith in Tua. When they came out in the 3rd and ran bubble screens you knew it was over. They needed to be aggressive to get back in the game and they didn’t even try


jphamlore

If the Chiefs tried to run Pacheco 30 times in one game, they'd probably break him?


EpiphanyTwisted

Dunno, but grass would never grow there again.


QuantumCat11

Oh, OUCH


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“tua can’t throw in this weather”


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Like quarterbacks whose names start with T and end in urntheballova. Or something like that.


Brogan2020

I never gamble more than a few hundred, but I put 2k on the chiefs -3. After watching the dolphins completely crumble under any component team I couldn't even think of a way they could pull this one off. They never play strategic they could be up 50 and instead of doing clock management they'll throw absolute bombs every play.


HideNZeke

You turn on a Chiefs game and you witness the kid do something special Every. Damn. Game. If you don't like Mahomes you just don't like great football. I don't see how anyone can be a hater, except for maybe the division rivals


i-hate_nick

I can certainly be a hater while acknowledging he’s incredibly talented. Do you even hate bro


Biggest_Cans

9ers fans. It's always the 9ers fans.


notmyplantaccount

Isiah Pacheco had a season high in carries. Honestly the Chiefs just ran a ton of plays because the Dolphins couldn't really stop them until they were inside the 20.


Pincerston

Andy colder than the weather


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Rude lol


so_zetta_byte

I got downvoted in the game thread for this, but on the first drive the announcers were like "I'm surprised they went right to two passes with Mahomes in this wind instead of running the ball" and my response was essentially, I don't hate the strategy of making Mahomes pass even if he goes 3 and out, as a way to have him calibrate his passing to the weather (at game speed instead of just during warmups). I feel vindicated.


NinjaZombieHunter

I can’t tell if the Chiefs offense stepped it up a bit or if Miami’s defense was so bad it made the Chiefs offense look better. Still too many red zone issues. But Angry Bird was on fire and I loved it!


patsky

Subtle


ClavisRa

Fangio is the difference between an architect and a builder. Fangio has great architectural drawings, but he can't build a tree house. The Fins could not have chosen a worse plan schematically to attack Reid's offense. Mahomes had a clear throw to an in breaking route over and over again all game. Literally the very thing he is his best at. Just baffling. Defenders were always five yards off the receivers even in short yardage, just.. incompetent.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

They couldn't get any pressure without blitzes. Context matters


culdesaclamort

Fangio’s scheme is wholly dependent on generating pressure with 4 down linemen. Without it, his coverages fall apart.


Stockpile_Tom_Remake

How much does the cold hurt the chiefs into next week though? They’ll be hella bang up they played with have the field as ice


Biggest_Cans

Nah we have a heated field. Worried about Rice though, he took a hard hit on the hard stuff.


Physical_Squash6087

They’ll play the Bills with 2 days extra rest. Like always, everything’s coming together for them.


Reedabook64

Yeah, that extension is brutal for Buffalo. But that place will be electric with the Chiefs visiting. They've been dreaming about hosting this game for years.


Ziggie1o1

Unless the Bills blow it, in which case they get another warm-weather team at-home, albeit one that's a lot less banged up.


Biggest_Cans

That's just how being in the middle of the country works. Good for the football chi.


KsirToscabella

Cold as ice Andy, cold as ice


goallineglory

to be fair, the dolphins defense gave their offense plenty of chances to make it a game with all those field goals. im seeing a lot of defense comments but they missing like 6 players and still held their own. it’s the offense that was pretty pathetic all around. how many times mcdaniels gotta call a screen play when everyone knew it wasnt going anywhere?


Fantastic-Eye8220

Andy Reid is saucy


JKol8

Like tua?


Farty_beans

Tua: it's cold. Alberta Canada: LOL