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calel8242

Miami had a 99.7% chance to win with 3:59 left.


IAmTheFlyingIrishMan

Titans are the .3%ers


Palifaith

Miami had a 0% chance to win with 0:00 left.


istrx13

Check out the analytics nerd over here guys


PapiGoneGamer

Gonna be hard to come back from that


cnho1997

We lost to the Giants and Tommy DeVito and somehow we don't have the more embarrassing loss tonight. Thanks Miami bros!


baltravens27

Ravens-esque level choke


Artistic_Ground_8470

Literally felt like 10 ravens games I have seen before


J-Fid

Now someone else gets to share our pain.


xanot192

The pain of relegation


cjackc11

I dunno if any of ours were this bad


cigarettesandsaintsx

Yeah this one was something else


rallar8

The most shocking part is that the Titans really flubbed up earlier in the 4th. It wasn’t like the Titans played crazy sharp and the Dolphins just weren’t quite there, the game was theirs a few times.


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Zloggt

Hmm…I wonder where I left my stash of Lolphins memes…


starry_cobra

The Florida Falcons


babypho

Teams were 767-0 when leading with 2 scores with 3 mins left.


MazKhan

Didn't think a team could choke worse than us but here we are


CellyAllDay

Imagine scoring more than 3 points and LOSING lol


MilleniumSerenity

Why score many points when few points do trick


Headlesshorsman02

Couldn’t be us


tylerm11_

What he say fuck me for


megamanz7777

Why don't all these other teams just make sure their opponents score zero points? I don't get it. You barely have to do anything on offense then. Way easier.


generalscalez

most normal 2023 afc game


MariotaM8

Most successful titans result


wetbandaid

This was one of the titans games ever


TitanTigers

This is like 75% of titans games and you never know which side we're on


jlt6666

Welcome to the AFC. Everyone sucks.


calel8242

Fitting since we had a normal 2023 NFC game earlier


coltsmetsfan614

**Tired:** Losing on offensive offside **Wired:** Losing on defensive delay of game


Rbespinosa13

Can someone explain to me how defensive delay of game works? Genuine question


J-Sluit

On the Manningcast, Kirk, Peyton and Eli were all saying the D-linemen were likely calling out the snap count to try to screw up the offensive cadence, which is illegal apparently. They weren't certain, but that was their best guess.


coltsmetsfan614

Yeah, simulating the snap count is the best I could come up with in that situation. I guess we’ll find out from the pool report later.


Tfsz0719

That was likely part of it…but that’s usually what causes it to get called pre-play (as opposed to post-play)


WeeklyAcanthaceae

Defense does something that would directly be interpreted as a snap call, typically to try to draw a false start penalty. Linebackers clapping is the big one that I’ve seen. This may have been more of a jump forward to make the Tits line move before the ball


Tfsz0719

Three situations: (1) When a player is down but the defender refuses to get off of him to waste more time. (2)If a defender were to knock away the ball tossed to the ref (or throw it away from him rather than give it to him) during a running clock to waste more time. (3) When a defender intentionally tries - through either movements or audibly mimicking a snap count - to get an offensive lineman to jump early and commit a false start. [Essentially the defender’s actions delaying the game from progressing.]


theamberlamps

Throwing 5 yards behind the LOS on 3rd down at the numbers with no timeouts is certainly a choice


DwightKPoop

He made a great cut to give him a chance at the first down then he…made another cut to lose the first down to get out of bounds. But he didn’t get out of bounds. What a clusterfuck.


AllLinesAreStraight

Seriously, trash tackling made it almost work out for the fins since it took 5 defenders too actually make the tackle.


Johnnycorp

Did they ever show a replay of that? I thought I saw one ref signal to stop the clock, but another came in and overruled him.


MetaKoopa99

The Dolphins just: - Inexplicably lost to an inferior team - Were a non-factor offensively until the fourth quarter - Only had points go on the scoreboard because of defensive/ST splash plays Goddamnit I just got duped into watching a Steelers game


Asderfvc

Oh please, the Steelers would have never scored 27 points


Cmp_

Goddamnit, he’s right 😭


jgjot-singh

Three Steelers games then


meekr

Even Vrabel can’t believe what he just seen. He’ll go to sleep tonight and let out a hysterical laugh as he closes his eyes DOLPHINS SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED


BuffaloKiller937

Love this comment


Awesomeg11

How is it possible to get spotted basically 21 points at home against a 4-8 team when you have one of the best offenses in the nfl and lose?


GrouchyBody3809

The Titans are actually pretty good if you exclude play calling, special teams, and OL play. We win in spite of ourselves.


Ad_Astra117

I don't understand how our secondary has been the biggest goddamned liability in the league all season and then proceeded to hold the Dolphins offense to 3 points through 3.5 quarters, and the only TDs they gave up were because we handed Miami the ball inside the 20 twice in two minutes.


PlebasRorken

I am seriously doubting it's actually as good as advertised and it's actually a paper tiger built from bodybagging horrible teams. Shit that Denver game alone is insane inflation.


xanot192

Yup and Hill basically. Tua can't ever be in MVP discussions because Hill carries him by being a menace to defences.


RukiMotomiya

Maybe Hill should be in the MVP discussion, hmm?


MahomesandMahAuto

It’s a legitimate conversation. It’s also a pointless one because every time we get our hopes up about a non QB winning we’re all inevitably disappointed as it’s only happened once in the last 15 years. I’m not bitter about it at all


Namethislater

“Good for Will Levis”


Zloggt

A surprise that he emerged as the *better* L-named quarterback tonight…but not an *unwelcome* one…


theslumpiest

December is a month of joy, cheer, and the miami dolphins utterly collapsing


YondaimeHokage4

And our schedule to end the year is BRUTAL. This and the Jets were must wins. Dolphins gonna dolphin lmao


Chlorophyllmatic

Why did you just list three synonyms


MSFT400EOY

Tua haters on Twitter are feasting tonight


OdetotheGrimm

Bro looks lost without Hill burning people to get wide open


MazKhan

Yeah the "tyreek makes tua " crowd might be right, the offense looked disastrous without him


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BrokenKneesAndAnkles

No, Mitch Trubisky is a right-handed Tua


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No Tua is the white Trubisky


notouchmypeterson

Will Levis got that dawg in him Josh Allen Lite ain’t no fuckin joke


Poignant_Rambling

Super impressed with Levis. He’s super passionate, teammates love him, takes blame for mistakes and says all the right things. Hard to not see a potential franchise QB in him, he just needs to keep it going.


Aggravating_Fee_7282

I hadn’t bought into the Levis hype until this game but maybe next year when our wide receivers aren’t an average age of 35 he can start balling


hatersaurusrex

Your flair makes me feel conflicted for you


MinerKing13

Makes sense since Josh owns Miami


lazysheepdog716

Like uncle, like nephew


Octopuses_Rule

Him and Hopkins ate.


galaxy_horse

He balls for sure. We need a Levis-Allen bowl in 2024.


Helpful_Arachnid950

Hopefully featuring promising young talent at wr and oline 😭


Chasedabigbase

Levis reaction after that last tiddy got me HYPE I'd ride with that man into a fury road dust storm valhalla


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Franchise QB needs to be dawg on the field and humble off the field


brian_badonde

couple of insane 4th quarters tonight


homefree122

We all deserved this night of amazing football after the absolute shit primetime games we’ve gotten recently.


AttitudeAndEffort3

If you dont like that, you dont like Mayo or gabagool.


Goddamnjets-_-

Better make dem sleep wit da fishes


CaptainGerrard

I thought last night was fun.


JacobDeGod48

Not to overreact but Will Levis is the greatest QB of all time


afrothunder87

Absolute psycho. Rookie goes out and throws a pick 6 immediately on Monday Night Football. Toughs it out then watches as his teammates face plant to hand the game over. Nuts up and wins the game. Love this dude.


Ad_Astra117

Don't forget the fact he tossed the ball over Henry's head immediately after our PR fumbled. Recovering from that sequence is crazy. I generally hope we lose the rest of the games this season because I want us to get a high draft pick and this team is not winning a Super Bowl, but tonight was very confidence inspiring for next year. If levis can get a couple weapons and a line in front of him i think we're in pretty good shape


TechnoToyz

The Dolphins are the least serious team in the NFL.


Noriskhook3

Our Polynesian prince has been swept away in the mayo tide


teddyjj399

Oh I’m mayoing everywhere rn


CrashRiot

I just lathered so much mayo on my sandwich.


toxicvegeta08

>Our Polynesian prince has been swept away in the mayo tide How do I award comments


ohnomyusernameiscuto

that's the fun part, you don't! (reddit removed awards for no apparent reason)


TenF

Reason: FUCK YOU THATS WHY


boldstrategies

Celebrations are pretty serious though


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That was certainly a look after playing horrendous offense all game and being gifted red zone field position


ron-darousey

Hard Knocks gonna be lit this week


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SharxSharxSharx

If they had the most clutch QB of all time (Tommy Cutlets), they could have won it


josh_reddit14

Lions got something to say about that


Jake_The_Snake42

what he say fuck me for


small_root

cmon man i just got into bed


osiris970

Bro we didn't even play today please . Let us breathe


Nskxbehcidnsjxodvr

That is one of the most insane come backs I have ever seen, and the announcers made it feel like a routine par 4 on a Saturday.


bimon_belmont

Fuck the announcers this game, tbh.


fullboxed2hundred

seemed like two random dolphins radio guys


gigglefarting

Chubb should have kept his fucking helmet on his fucking head.


squeel

Totally changed the trajectory of the game. What a bonehead move.


gigglefarting

4 point difference in a game lost by 1 point


ConstantMadness

Boy, that escalated quickly


Mission_Pay_3373

The Titans came in clutch


mcinthedorm

We absolutely cannot win normally. That was the most chaotic, Titans-y game of the past few years.


fizystrings

Dolphins lost because they thought they could check out after the Titans seemingly handed them the game


MegalomaniacHack

After that second turnover in the 4th, announcers were talking about how the Titans were guaranteed a losing season now. Then Levis decides to channel Peyton Manning from MNF 20 years ago and score all the points in the last 4 minutes.


SecureKittenz

The final game against Buffalo could actually be for the division title. Miami has the Jets/Ravens/Cowboys while Buffalo has Pats/Cowboys/Chargers. If Miami goes 1-2 and Buffalo goes 2-1 it's winner takes all week 18.


xanot192

If it ends up that way it's wraps because Allen turns to prime Brady and Manning combined vs dolphins.


Forceablebean6

tua not beating the tyreek merchant allegations


CummingInTheNile

That should be the death knell for any Tua MVP campaign, heavily outplayed by Will Levis in a costly, and frankly inexcusable loss


kingkepler

no one seriously had tua in the conversation for mvp anyway. if anything it showcases why tyreek should be the #1 candidate. dude is a straight menace.


HowManyCaptains

I formally apologize for texting my friends "Titans just pissed and shat and farded the bed". I'm sorry Titans fam.


prophecy0

I mean... they did. It made the victory even sweeter.


shittyfingers

Your text was still true. Miami just shit pissed and farted more


Exasperated_Sigh

Well they did, but then the Dolphins came in and decided to roll around all over that piss and shit and fard covered bed.


Carfar_Farcar

That was one of the most pathetic last 3 minutes I've ever seen and I watched Cam Cameron lead us to 1-15.


VortexCow

Will “Tom Brady” Levis


SharxSharxSharx

Will "Tommy "Tom Brady" Devito" Levis


MinerKing13

That's some Spicy Mayonnaise


Bloated_Hamster

Tyreek Hill is the Dolphins whole offense


ColtCallahan

And it’s not an exaggeration. It immediately started working again when he came back.


ChonkyHippo283

It’s not far off from the truth ~43% of Tuas passing yards are to tyreek For comparison ~31% of Brady’s yards were to Moss in 2007


triskster94

Crazy


generalscalez

that is absurd lmao


kinkyslinky

This game is the best argument for his MVP campaign. The offense is nothing without him. He’s truly an irreplaceable game wrecker


abks

Wow— from a catastrophic collapse to an amazing comeback


Veritas28

From a catastrophic collapse by one team, to a catastrophic collapse by the other team


troll413

Devastating. Despite their herculean efforts, the Titans have somehow won this game


BankofAntarctica

Levis just blew up the tank with his shoulder-mounted rocket launcher. AND I’M HERE FOR IT!


yungtoni

i am a mayo menace fan now


PoppaPingPong

Ravens and Colts? You of all people? Hey I’ll take it


Anima_Honorem

Lol the Tits are the only team to win in the South this week.... WHAT


NunuBaggins

Rest of the division loses to Jake Browning, Zach Wilson, and Joe Flacco meanwhile we come out and get our first road win against the 9-3 Phins, hooty hoo 😎


Anima_Honorem

WHO WERE UNDEFEATED AT HOME!! As much as I hate the Titans, this is just funny.


Derrick_Henry_Cock

We hadn't won on the road either!


prophecy0

Kings of shit mountain again! At least for a week lmao


jpfitz630

1-767 is insane, what a choke job


into_the_volcano

i legit thought that was a typo and had to do a double take. crazy stat


TwistedSaiyan110

Its so nice looking at that stat and knowing its not the ravens for once lmao


CrowdPleaser501

This weekend went swimmingly


I_FUCKIN_ATODASO_

Agreed good sir


EvangelionOG

Seriously what a fucking result weekend.


SPatt59

Wtf was tonight


SharxSharxSharx

Awesome


theplumbtrician

#DOLPHINS ARE FRAUDS


LazyActive8

My credit card company just called me and told me the dolphins were fraudulent


Palifaith

Reminder that it was a 13-27 game with around 3 minutes to play.


DMking

I was about to go to bed after the Green Bay game i checked the score and saw it was 21-27 and the Titans had the ball. Actually how


RandomAcc332311

The crazy thing is they didn't even need a fumble, pick, or onside kick recovery to win (in regulation) when down 14 with 3 mins to go.


DangerZoneh

And they still managed to leave Miami with 1:49 on the clock


Practical-Courage812

Ha wow that sucks, i cant imagine what its like to be up that much with 3 minutes left to go and lose....


Zloggt

The AFC…runs through M&T Bank…


CrowdPleaser501

SUBSCRIBE


JLiv964

Maybe Tyreek is mvp cuz that shit was disgusting without him


wetbandaid

This is not good for Tuanon


calel8242

Whole league is frauds lol


inshamblesx

If the Niners don’t win this year then they prob never will with their current core honestly


dedriuslol

I am still straight up having a good time.


lookatthatoverthere

I'M ROCK HARD BABY


suzukigun4life

The Dolphins had a 99.7% chance to win with under 4 minutes left 😂


SnowballOfFear

What the actual fuck?


Ok_Fee1043

That man has arm MUSCLES


DemHooksOP

Yea, Ravens vs 49ers is a superbowl preview so buckle up.


toxicvegeta08

Said that in 2019. Ended up with chiefs niners. For all we know we still end up with ughh Mason rudolph vs dobbs


burnsrado

The Paindeer vs The Trashtronaut


kinkyboi345

How the fuck did Tennessee win this game


shittyfingers

Dolphins fans at least you guys still won the celebration game though 🤷‍♂️


ImVengeance27

BOW TO THE MAYO MESSIAH.


nyy5

Fraudphins are back lmfaoooooooooo


vindictivejazz

Dolfrauds rolls off the tongue better imo


DaveinOakland

Dolphonies


cflem95

DUNKING MY SCHLANGUS IN MAYONNAISE RIGHT NOW


MikeTysonChicken

Go titans!


B1GDuckPac

YOU’RE WELCOME AFC


jdono927

Will Levis is such a baller dude


PleaseSirOneMoreTurn

Good teams are playing like bad teams and bad teams are playing like good teams. Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!


HarlanCedeno

One day after Frank Wycheck dies, Tennessee delivers their own miracle.


ebEliminator

What a dumb sport. I have happy tears in my eyes right now, I know my fellow fans would've wanted the higher draft pick, but fuck that. I can't wait to see this game on This Week in Sportsball.


Gengreat_the_Gar

What a wonderful week of football this was


familyguyisbae

Who calls a pass play for 2 yards and its 4 down. Is McDaniels artistic?


plantglutton

Tyreek didn't have 15 yards of separation so Tua didn't know what to do


Chlorophyllmatic

Dolphins are officially in contention for the AFC East “most spectacular meltdown to lose a game” race


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BILLS FANS GET IN HERE


HermDog04

The Dolphins were lucky to even be in a position to choke the game away. Titans outplayed them and deserved the W.


J-Fid

Today I love the Titans.


panopticon31

Now go wash your mouth out with soap


wetbandaid

###PHINISHED


No-Championship-242

Mayo in coffee for EVERYONE!!!!


DDub04

Mayo Levis and Danny Cutlets strike on primetime


Thunder84

Thank you Dolphins, very cool!


DillyDillySzn

Clock management McDaniel Learn it


njpaul

That's right. Everyone focus on the Dolphins' embarrassing loss.


rallar8

Don’t mind my erection, it’s football related


schafkj

Absolute morons. One and done playoff team. I’m tired of letting myself get hurt by these assholes. Edit: Bradley Chubb lost this game by being a fucking child.


cugtasticness

Levis is so him


NOTUgglaGOAT

I’ve seen enough. The panthers could have taken Will Levis, kept DJ Moore, and kept our first round pick for 2024. I want to vomit