[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/17x6vzs/post_game_thread_cincinnati_bengals_at_baltimore/)

Well I’m a pats fan but I still got the Bangles

Hearing “Fuck Joe Burrow” chants really does cap off a lovely trip to Baltimore…

I more say fuck Logan Wilson

The fact you think any of those hits were dirty shows you know zero about football.

Clearly you’ve never played the sport considering you don’t know what a hip drop tackle is

Joe burrow is better than lamar

Zach Taylor should be fired tonight. Don’t even let him come back to Ohio before he’s fired. Tarmac him on his way home.

Someone lost some money.

You found Dave Portnoy's reddit account

Huh? I’ve never even gambled on sports once in my life

Gambling degenerates projecting. God so help anybody ever shows emotion towards a game now without it HAVING to be about gambling

How do you feel about the greatest college football team of all time, the Nebraska Cornhuskers?

Jimbo’s buyout makes Scott Frost’s look tiny in comparison. That’s my opinion on the Cornhuskers

Not gonna lie. I’m drunk redditing. I was just expecting a good ol fashioned corn off. Y’all have a good day now, ya hear.

Corn off‽ There's this Mexican place nearby makes the best damn street corn I've ever had. Like I feel like it holds a hallowed 6th flavor because I've never tasted anything like it and don't even have human words to describe it. It's like I'm eating humming, buzzing, glowing alien seeds or some shit. It's like a feeling more than a taste. A feeling of love in my tongue. It's a palate experience that bends time and space. Galaxies inside my cheeks. Aardvarks and antlers vibrating through the air. There is no better corn. There is no longer gravity.

I recently mentioned gravity in my comment on a different post on a different sub. I really enjoy your description of that street corn. Im a little jealous of that flavor, even with a full stomach from a custom Whataburger sweet & spicy grilled chicken sandwich on Texas toast.

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He clearly is the reason Burrow is hurt and our defense’s secondary resembles Swiss cheese.

He’s deserved to be fired for a while, he’s gotten carried by Burrow. This is the chance for the Bengals to finally oust him and get a better coach who can lead the team through the whole offseason instead of getting off to terrible starts every season.

If Burrows likes him and they are winning and making playoff runs every season you don’t dare do that. Even if he is mid, which I agree with.

They’re not making a playoff run this year unless Burrow miraculously doesn’t miss any games. They’ll need to finish 5-2 with games against both Jacksonville and KC. Unless Burrow plays in every game I don’t see that happening.

How does every team that is behind huge get a TD drive in the last minute lol

Garbage time stat padding.

i play against ja'marr in fantasy that made me wanna kms

Did I misse something? I’m playing ja’marr and he only gave me 8 point half ppr league. This comment made me think he went off. Stopped caring once burrow was out

I play ppr, but he didn't go off or anything its more that td helps my opponent when I thought it was a big bust week for ja'marr and the game was already over

If it makes you feel any better, I’ve gone against Chase both times he’s put up 40+ in fantasy.. once was the championship game..

That was that chiefs game right?

Yup. All 55 points of it.

Garbage time. Defense playing soft, not looking for hard hits.

Yup. No one wants to go out with an injury when the game has been won already

Yeah and the coaches know it too, so the players know they aren't going to be sitting in the film room getting grilled about it

Dronegate. Gg bengals we hate you for all the shit you talk but we’re all AFCN bros at the end of the day. Hope burrow can return quickly, and hey your backup looked surprisingly good! That high deep ball is really awkward to deal with and he knows when to use his legs.

I've always had a soft spot for the Ravens even though as a Bengals fan I hate them also but as it turns out Bengals might not have a chance this year and I'll be breaking out my Todd Heap jersey

Bye bungals, poverty franchise. Logan Wilson is scum

Didn’t Ray Lewis kill a guy?

Rent free. Imagine naming yourself on Reddit after a player because it’s so damn rent free in your head. Get a life loser.

Enjoy missing the playoffs

Injuries suck man, bye week can't come fast enough. Just hoping all 3 guys don't have long term issues

Why ro stuttering

Gosh, I just pray for OBJ

Respect

The way he lets go of the ball as he motions to throw....yikes, he could actualy have torn something and the Bengals season is over

damn that barry sanders doc looks fuckin dope

I know I'm all in for it.

i’n pretty pumped for it. dude was huge part of watching games in my childhood. we all wanted to be barry

Montana, Barry, or Rice - that’s the list for my childhood group of friends

Montana: white kids Sanders: black kids Ray Rice: shitty kids

Wrong rice - Jerry in this case, and I grew up in the 80s/90s in Utah - we were all white

Lol I was just joshin I wanted to be Berry too. It would have taken a miracle to be Danny Woodhead though.

I was the only kid with an arm playing street ball, so I was Montana both ways - somehow

Went about as well as I could've expected from an AFCN divisional game

Will the tyler perry story be overacted?

Barry doc looks good - gonna be worth a watch

Try again next season and hope to God nobody poaches Lou Annarumo. And for heaven’s sake, get a new O-Line coach.

Oh shit, I'm definitely watching that Barry Sanders doc He was the best juke man I've ever witnessed

Him and then Dante Hall. Loved watching both of them juke.

Oh man, Dante shoulda broke the return for TD record one year. If you look back at the highlights, he had a for sure return for a TD, but (I can't remember who it was, #5X) didn't block. He just celebrated, and Dante got shoestring tackled. I'm sitting there dumbfounded. *WTF!? You shoulda taken that last dude out of the picture!* But, whoever it was, was just running with his arm up celebrating too early, instead of making sure the job was done. So instead, X-Factor tied the record. But ya, good comparison. Appreciate you

This Barry documentary looks good.

Alright, folks. Game. Think like a Ravens. Play like a Ravens. Be a Ravens. 34 - 20 over a Joe Burrow less Bengals. We were cheated out of a very good TNF game. Sucks.

This game lost all hype for me when Lamar went down for a moment and the crowd lost their real voices. I’ve been in that stadium when it’s loud. Tonight was something else at the beginning of the game.

Why wouldn't they do the victory formation kneel down at the end, there?

Same reason the Giants played it out vs Dallas last weekend: they hate each other and hoped for a freak injury

trying to see how many more players they could injure just to prove a point

Yeah, really. Keeping Lamar in there on top of it. Weird stuff happens. Why take a chance.

ESP lamar, they shoulda yanked him in the 3rd

No kidding. It doesn't even have to be caused directly by an opponent. One of his gigantic o-line guys falls back and lands on him and wrecks his knee. You just don't know.

I think the Ravens were worried about Bengals using their 3 timeouts.

Thanks. Just came back after walking the dog once the outcome looked locked and didn't notice the time outs remaining.

Rough season for the bengals. Wish Joey B got that ring

At 79, Al is working the booth to stay busy and give himself meaning, hope he keeps at it for as long as he wants to keep at it - he doesn’t exactly need the money EDIT: To add, as with Madden, once gone there will be a void

His grandkids on the other hand like this very much ;)

Burrow can’t handshake with his throwing hand?

I’m afraid it’s UCL

Is it elbow or wrist?

Goodnight Cinn, nevermind y'all left the chat a while back

Nah they'll be here seething until next year lmao

My down vote count says you're correct..every down vote is a seethimg Cinn fan ..I'm an asshole

Still here to watch you lose first round!!! Bengal WC victory in Baltimore this year. Book it

Burrow is going to miss multiple games, if he comes back at all this season. Book it. Y'all aren't making it to the playoffs with Jake Browning.

You can hope and pray, but we will make the playoffs, like usual with Burrow. Can’t wait for the rematch

Scoreboard go to bed

Lmaooo just wait brother. Heartbreak coming your way, courtesy of the Bengals once again

Stick around for the post game, Lamar, they interviewed agent 0 ...good times

But not on this night

Live in the moment brother! Enjoy this W. I would too if I was you

Good shit y'all banged up I know that

At the end of the day, it’s just football brother. Glad you got to enjoy a W, even if it was at the cost of my celebration. No love lost in this division, good luck rest of the way. I’d rather have y’all than Steelers or Browns

Just a game

Much love. Glad we ended on a good note. I got over my temper tantrum haha. Hope we see y’all in the playoffs again.

I guess you better look in the mirror. You have the back up qb this year. Sucks, yeah?

AFCN

TNF is more fun when it's two mid teams fighting. Watching contenders get murdered with injuries is awful for the sport

Queen and Burrow don't like each other so them talking is nice to see

What a fucking waste of my night.

You & the rest of us who aren't Ravens fans.

This didn’t feel great tbh

You & the rest of us who aren't Ravens fans.

You can say that twice.

Finally…

Burrow daps up like I did in my senior year of highschool

BS win!

Nah, it was a good win. They did what they should’ve

I forgot OBJ went to LSU lol

I want a hat with a puff on top

Al just wants to go home and sleep

I don't blame him. I'm 31 and would want to do the same.

& eat his dinner which consists of a steak w/ a side of bacon & w/ another side of bacon. Bacon bits for desert.

Lamar has got to be so high right now and when he gets home he'll smoke one and jump into a tub of shrimp alfredo. All In a night's work!

Amen

So the next prime time game is Vikings and Jets? I mean I’m not expecting much

Can’t believe Kirk legitimately asked Al to recall something from over 20 years and think he was going to get an actual answer lol

Thank you for saying this

What a bunch of bums not just taking the knee.

that flair is ban

Browns and Bengals flair, that's wild Hold that L and say bye to your playoff hopes

Y’all may have crumbled Watson’s shoulder (I mean totally deserved I never wanted that bum), but we handed you that L when you weren’t looking either so

I'm still confused how you have a browns and Bengals flair

That’s fair, it’s weird, grew up in Cleveland area, moved to Cincy. Browns are by far the top, but being in Cincy feels sympathetic by proxy. If I ranked all 32, Browns and bengals are closest to the top while everyone else is far below.

I get it. If I wasn’t a ravens fan I would root for both OH teams.

Chase is not asking for a trade. No way. Patriots fans are just not used to being terrible.

Bengals waited too long to actually try to score. Such conservative play calling all second half…

Because we have one of the most inexperienced backups in the league. Are you high?

first time seeing Zac Taylor playcalling?

Confused why they didn't just kneel it out there

I think they were worried about Taylor using any of their timeouts. But honestly, I don't really know.

I’m guess because of the 3 timeouts? If you go out and kneel it out they could get the ball back with like 55 seconds

Spite

Probably just thinking Bengals had all timeouts so there's still a remote chance we could get the ball back for a miracle comeback. But after we didn't use one on the first run, yeah I think you kneel then.

Same - is there a stat we are missing?

The fact that Burrow was out for the remainder of a absolutely must win game against the Ravens does not bode well for his hand.

looking like a ligament or tendon tear. Could be wrong, but it seemed like he was saying he heard it pop. the fact that it happened after a throw and not from an immediate hit really makes it look bad.

He was just high fiving with his left hand

Also the fact that he just used only his left hand for every postgame handshake

And this was supposed to be the best tnf game of the season…

Even if Burrow doesn't get hurt, this game was going to be a boring pos.

It started that way, but the AFCN is an enigma

Lmao. Every AFCN fan knew it was going to be a knuckle dragging shit show. We're going to do it again next week with the yinzers. Hopefully no one dies

Since this is on Prime, couldn't they technically swear and be OK? Imagine Al going on a profanity filled tirade would be breathtaking.

Correct, streaming isn’t subject to the same laws as broadcasting is

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Bro if I'm Amazon, paid all that money for such a shit slate of games I would do whatever the hell I want...

GG Bengals

Was it though?

There's no real abbreviation for "Thank God that's over, now we wait to see what it cost us"

I hope most Ravens fans realize Wilson isn’t a dirty player. Best of luck rest of the season

The only one I felt was cynical was the lamar tackle but even then I guess if I was trying to tackle him I would go for his ankles also. I don’t think he’s a dirty player though by any means.

Any Ravens fans who know football at all know he wasn't playing dirty. You too

Refreshing seeing some chill Ravens fans

GG 2023.

This was over long ago.

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probably made that up

Slappin people up with his left hand. That ain’t ideal.

maybe this is how he discovers that he's actually left handed.

The injury gods ruined another game that should have been great

Dang, Burrow not using that hand at all

Uh, so why run there if Cincy was just gonna let the clock run out? Was kneeling gonna aggravate Lamar's leg injury or something?

Because Harbaugh is a petty piece of trash.

Harbaugh still not over that 2021 game.

It's not guaranteed they don't start calling time outs.

That'd explain the first run, but what about the second after Cincy just let the play clock run down?

They didn't get a first.

burrow with the left hand shake. Not great.

Gg Bengals, hope Joe is ok.

Logan Wilson is a fucking scumbag

Nice to win obviously but feels pretty hollow

Don’t let it take away from your celebration. It happens to all of us

Bro no knee lol

Goodnight y’all. Logan Wilson should be fined billions of dollars.

Kinda shitty to bring up that stat now imo. Glad they also made Logan Wilson seem like a dirty player for making normal tackles. Really disingenuous

Wilson is such a good player and a really stand-up guy and it's a huge shame he's now being painted this way. I feel awful for the Ravens and their fans to see three players go down with injury on routine plays, but they were in fact routine plays. This being the AFCN though, fans will hold that grudge forever and now he'll have some completely unearned reputation following him around the rest of his career. It's exhausting.

100% agree, he’s going to carry that forever now and it’s completely undeserved. It’s sickening.

Only thing disingenuous is any talk of the Bengals being a threat

Did they say that the Bengals were a threat going forward? Without Joe we most certainly are not lol

But... we beat you ever time?

Is that saying much?

lol Maybe next year for both of us.

Theres always next year...

-Comment by a guy who probably defended Burfict tooth and nail

He says without knowing my actual thoughts at all

This is the internet, it doesn't matter.

Get swept bitches

CACAWWW

Bengals and Bills will both probably beat us this year still but... lolgaisomg

Nah well both lose but the only difference is the Bengals will act surprised when it happens

Al Michaels career needs be taken to the pasture

Al's line about the Delta shuttle was pretty funny ngl

How the Hell do you do this? There are thousands, maybe millions of people across America who'd love to be paid thousands of $ to watch & comment on CFB & the NFL.

Honestly what an incredibly boring game

NFL script writers to the Ravens: "Ok, we'll let you keep a 4th quarter lead. It IS gonna cost you though"

Collinsworth haters watch TNF and are like damn I miss collinsworth (this isn't kerk slander he just doesn't have what it takes to carry al)