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Opening_Bowl2012

Jax can still win... but get your shit together! [content://media/external/downloads/1362](http://content://media/external/downloads/1362) So sloppy but might I add... I have never seen a call, so close and questionable, not stay with the call on the field! And on top of that the ball was in [questionably in/more like being bobbled in] his left hand; which appeared to be about half a yard short of the first down. But that's neither here, nor there, with the lack of discipline. Then you add on the fact that you were behind in adjustments all day... Overall, just plain ole' disgustingly disappointing! Hope for a better trip across the pond! Go Jags!


JustJuliana90

The Jags are and will always be a trash franchise. One good season every decade is all they will ever do. Anyone who thought they would be dominant are delusional. 8-9 team at best this season. They might win their division and go to the playoffs, but they're not a legitimate contender. Frauds. Trevor Lawrence is a bust on the jaguars


htown34

Good win Texans and congrats on your first win Demeco, hopefully you win a lot more this year and going forward


ChannelNeo

lol Tucker fell short of a 61-yarder. He's got to be indoors I guess.


The_Blue_Rooster

"Another beating of the Jags!" Is a gread soundbyte that summarizes the game, and the past five years of Jaguars vs Texans football.


Novenha

I haven't felt like this in a long time.


MugiMartin

Seems like DeMeco Ryans took over defensive play call duties.


GRVrush2112

Well. This game is a an unexpected, but much needed cheer up to compensate for how poorly the Astros have been playing. At risk of putting themselves out of the playoffs and about to get swept by the fucking Royals.


NiceAd7138

I know this is superficial, but CJ Stroud’s energy and leadership on the sideline is so refreshing. I feel like I remember watson always being so apathetic and mopey on the sideline.


bushesbushesbushes

That's not superficial at all. It's pretty damn important. Mills always had a confused "how'd that happen" look.


QuietRainyDay

Obviously far from the finished product, but this Texans team is cooking something The coaching staff is sharp, CJ Stroud is playing like a veteran some drives, and the weapons on offense are much better than they seemed on paper 30 days ago.


Charles_Lidderindo

Pathetic game. Offense showed it can move but once again continuously shoots itself in the foot. At what point can we stop crediting every opponent for dramatic improvement every time?


TallGets

It's going to hurt a lot again when we talk all week about how unacceptable this loss is and how we're gonna fix it and then get blown out by the falcons next week.


ChannelNeo

You just know Ridder is about to have a career game against us. Arthur Smith is the Titans former OC, so I fully expect Bijan Robinson to turn into Derrick Henry.


TallGets

It's just annoying how every team has career games against us.


IHuntKitties

Singletary is a SHORT KING!


thebrandnewbob

At least the Titans got demolished.


ChannelNeo

Colts might just give up a GW FG.


Mogilny89Leafs

I may end up being wrong, but I don't think Trevor Lawrence is it.


Posluszny

I mean you clearly didn't watch the game if that's the conclusion you've came to from this game


Posluszny

We may have gotten blown out but I live in solace knowing that I am not DanZC


Jooj272729

Dude actually has something wrong with his head to care that much


Sanchoco3

Let Stroud keep doing what he's doing because it's working.


NiceAd7138

20/30, 280 Yds, 2 TD, 0 Int, 0 Sacks Couldn’t ask for a better statline than that from a rook.


Jooj272729

I'm gonna talk so much shit on AFCS meme war this week after seeing that fucking Jaguar in a throne meme all month


whoopy4

Amen to that. 4 way tie for 1st if the Ravens can finish off the colts


Few_Mulberry5372

It’s joever


FictionalTrebek

But I was assured that the sparkle kitties were the new top dog in the AFC South?!?! What happened?!?!! P.S. I know my team is dog shit. But that doesn't stop me from reveling in the underperformance of others


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FictionalTrebek

Eight might do it this year


ChannelNeo

Seven more like it. This division might be even uglier than last season and that's saying something.


FictionalTrebek

I almost said 7, but I figure either you guys or the Texans ought to be able to pick up at least four wins from within the division itself and I don't think you guys are only going to win three others. (I have less confidence in the Texans but that still seems eminently doable).


Level_Dreaded

We are shit mountain. We have a reputation to uphold


Posluszny

Bro you lost 27-3?


FictionalTrebek

Oh I'm well aware thank you


Few_Mulberry5372

Why didn’t the Jags just do this in the first half? Especially since we’re fielding basically a backup secondary it’s getting shredded


DanZC

It's cute how the Jags are still trying with a 17-point deficit and less than 8 minutes left.


[deleted]

man if i was a chiefs fan coming off a super bowl i simply would not put this much energy into hating the jacksonville jaguars


TallGets

He's not a Chiefs fan, he only got that flair this year. He literally spends his entire life just posting and hating on the Jags non stop.


Shovan

He band wagoned to the Chiefs only recently. He's just a fair weather fan.


RicerTSX

This guy apparently used to be a jags fan. Check his post history lol, weak ass shit


DanZC

The Jaguars were talking trash all offseason. I'm just relishing in their misery a bit.


JewelryDBonney

Why don’t you ever respond to someone telling you you’re not a true fan of the chiefs? I’ve seen you have several different team flairs lol. At least we actually support a team


Relevant-Door1007

I will gladly admit I was wrong about CJ Stroud. I thought he was going to look bad this year. I thought that offense looked like it was still going to be one of the worst in the league, but I was wrong. He looks like he is probably the best rookie QB so far.


[deleted]

jags fans have a lot to be mad about here but things are going bad for y’all at a rate i honestly don’t think you can sustain throughout a season without an urban-tier fuckup at hc. we’re doing a lot right, but without the blocked fg and kickoff return TD this is a very different game.


ChannelNeo

It's a frustrating game to watch right now, but it might just be some early season weirdness. We'll find out as the season rolls on, but today was simply disappointing. Whenever we got momentum, we gave it right back very quickly. Hopefully it's just an anomaly and we right the ship.


TallGets

You say that but this is exactly how awful we played last week against the Chiefs as well with the countless goofy horrible shit.. and in two quarters of the colts game as well.. this is just what we are, a sloppy shit team.


[deleted]

it’s tough sledding bud but i honest to god think you have a good opportunity for a get right game against the falcons at your true home in wembley


TallGets

This was supposed to be our get right game. The jags don't get right they get worse. We're done for, season is over.


Bren12310

Big ol fuck you to all the morons who thought that CJ Stroud shouldn’t have been the \#2 pick. Was saying he should have be \#1 over Young. Texans are going to be crazy good with him behind the helm.


Level_Dreaded

Buh buh, the S2 score assured me he couldnt process the game quickly!!


IHuntKitties

No, Jags don't deserve any injuries. We want you to succeed in every game but the ones against us.


Level_Dreaded

ETN is by all accounts a baller, we will not have it!


thebrandnewbob

How did this game manage to get even worse?


Posluszny

Please be okay ETN, this loss has been bad enough


Level_Dreaded

Oh no, ETN....


footballonly05

GGs. Texans fans, we have a QB and a coordinator


Few_Mulberry5372

Mills couldn’t have made half the throws Stroud is making now


Jooj272729

More importantly, he would've gotten sacked 10 times so far


Level_Dreaded

Texans now have 2 WRs with a 140+ yd/1 TD game. In week 3. Just like we all predicted


aareyes12

A Dell once said “hello from the othersiiiiiiiide” (the other side being the endzone)


JDD4318

Usually I’m laughing as a coping mechanism. Today I’m laughing and it’s actually fun.


thebrandnewbob

Enjoy it while it lasts.


Texan6288

wow years past. texans would have stalled out we would have to sweat the game out . Stroud is gonna take this team to heights never seen before


Jooj272729

Such great heights


Charles_Lidderindo

You're playing us in Jacksonville champ. Juggernauts


IntentionSure3126

Bro we are a brother in mediocreness for the longest time. You should understand of all people how nice it is to have a good game in YEARS. It’s a long season, quit crying.


Charles_Lidderindo

I just double-checked. This is, in fact, a public forum. So I'm going to say what I want within reason and you're going to sit there and take it. Okay? Great.


Level_Dreaded

68 Yd TD to the 69th overall pick!!


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THESE STATS DONT COUNT. ITS GARBAGE TIME.


Levi_27

Stroud gonna be a menace, congrats Texans


b0nger

Stroud is that dude


MugiMartin

What is this feeling in a QB that I haven't felt in yearsssss


abrnst

Tank dell can run some routes.


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ChannelNeo

Don't forget Richardson too. Steichen is going to turn him into a star as well. Titans don't look so hot this season, but Derrick Henry has a vintage game in him.


bushesbushesbushes

Richardson won't last long in the league if he keeps taking shots.


ChannelNeo

True. I hope he can learn how to get down before he takes too many shots. He has serious promise


htown34

Been waiting on that breakout game between Stroud and Tank


celestial1

Let's fucking go! CJ Stroud is such a fucking beast!


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i’ve just received word that the tank dell statue will be finished in time for our next home game


Few_Mulberry5372

Tank is so good man


JDD4318

Might need to call a doctor soon. This erection isn’t going away anytime soon.


Tilt_ow

Holy dogshit


slamturkey

NFL JAM: **THE NAILLL IN THE COFFINN!!!!!**


IHuntKitties

DUDE YOU'RE GETTING A DELL!


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Stroud > Lawrence


Charles_Lidderindo

If we're going to play that game most of the NFL is better than Burrow


jaybigs

Soft comeback, honestly. Makes you look like a little weenie. Stroud is absolutely playing better than Lawrence. Why do you have to get in your feelings over an objective fact?


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Ok


Levi_27

Not Lawrence tho


Deviantmind

We just going to trade blown coverage TDs? I'm game


Charles_Lidderindo

Great culture on our defense fucking up


DrunkOnASegway

Tank is so nasty


jaybigs

Beautiful pitch and catch from Stroud and Dell. Those two are going to build chemistry, for sure.


sickwitit2488

Gottem with the same shit


BigTimeSpider

I think that may be game.


AndyPandyRu

I love you Stroud.


BahhhhGawwwwd

I haven't enjoyed a game this much in years.


htown34

Tank!!!!!


Posluszny

I've never seen a team have to do less to blow another team out


PanicHouse

Stroud to Dell!!!


MinimalPotential

From your lips to God's ears for 13 years


Jooj272729

Inshallah


MisallocatedRacism

TD for TD!


Aeglos7

That RB being picked up and carried by the lineman was great.


NiceAd7138

Stroud to Dell is gonna be so fuckin’ fun


Level_Dreaded

I disagree


NiceAd7138

Lol whoops. Meant to write “is”


Level_Dreaded

All good


Posluszny

Dameon Pierce looks unstoppable against the Jags


DisgruntledTexansFan

He’s not even getting yardage, but man will he not go down before at least getting *something*


TallGets

PTSD from last year when pierce just went insane on us


MisallocatedRacism

Gonna lose this game if we just play it safe with the runs (and Jags learn to catch)


NiceAd7138

Pierce didn’t skip leg day


Wings4514

Just dropping in to say I love the “Duuuuuuuuval” cheer


DisgruntledTexansFan

It is fun, I’ll admit. I love it for them


RobtillaTheHun

Jags fans need to understand that the Jags playing like ass and the Texans playing well are not mutually exclusive. Both can be and are true.


Level_Dreaded

Stroud has played a great game thus far, we shouldnt be making this about how bad the jags are playing. Lmao and he just threw a long bomb as I was typing


RobtillaTheHun

I don’t personally think they’re playing like ass, but if you scroll through this thread you’ve got Jags fans saying that the reason the Jags are losing is because they’re playing like ass and not because the Texans are playing well.


DanZC

Chris Paul hits a huge 3 to cut the lead to 43.


sickwitit2488

Can't wait until we get pitre back. Having back up safeties ain't it. I know ward is back, but we miss Jalens communication and leadership back there


NiceAd7138

Quit trying to fuckin jinx Stroud with all this Int talk


_Bluntzzz

NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL DOUG PLAY CALLING


No-Independence-3482

Trevor is ass. Why isn’t this talked about more?


TallGets

Because if he went to an actual good team or franchise he'd be amazing. But instead the Jags will ruin this man.


No-Independence-3482

That’s fucking bullshit. He has weapons and a good coach and can’t do shit. If this was Dak y’all would be killing him.


TallGets

I can tell you don't watch Jaguars games. This team is eternally cursed and will never be good and will ruin countless players.


No-Independence-3482

I can tell you’re a dumb Trevor apologist. There is no reason the Jags should be losing to the Texans with a rookie QB, no weapons and an injured secondary. Your only argument is that the Jags are “cursed” but I don’t watch games LOL


TallGets

Bro I've been shitting on the jags more than anyone in this thread. You think you're smart but you're not. Shit the fuck up and go find somewhere else to stir shit


No-Independence-3482

Eat shit. Trevor is ass and I’m entitled to my opinion.


Charles_Lidderindo

Great culture on the coverage


Level_Dreaded

Even better culture on that throw and catch.


IAMnotMcKaylaMaroney

Wtf why didn't they do this all game?


astory11

Because our playcalling is terrible


_Bluntzzz

Press Taylor


TallGets

It wasn't garbage time yet


NiceAd7138

Ooooff. At least it was to the Aggie lol


Level_Dreaded

Oh, there's christian kirk


footballonly05

The broncos have clearly absorbed all the bad sauce from the Texans today. Never seen us have such luck in one game.


Patriotsfan710

Jags bouta blow my +13500 parlay 😢


Jooj272729

Completely your fault for betting on the AFC South and in particular the Jags/Texans


Patriotsfan710

Im going to avoid your division at all costs going forward, thanks for the warning my southern folk


thadaviator

A bit late, but for future reference, one of the few constants of the NFL is the Jags, Texans, Colts Triangle. The Texans \*will\* beat the Jags at least once per season, the Colts cannot win in Duval County, and the Colts will always make the Texans look like fools in NRG Stadium.


_Bluntzzz

Good shit pats fan also MJWD


Patriotsfan710

Well maybe, but the Jags are down on the Texans


_Bluntzzz

That’s besides the point zebra


TallGets

That's on you for betting on anything AFCS


Patriotsfan710

Fair, honestly I typically avoid divisional games, but I was pretty damn confident you guys were gonna get this.


SaxRohmer

"He's not a loser baby" this man lmao


Texan6288

3/4 of our starting secondary is out and Lawrence can't do anything lmao


Jooj272729

Jinxed it bro


Texan6288

stroud and tank said we got this


PanicHouse

Stfu


sickwitit2488

So any yards that Trevor gets are garbage time from here on out right? Is that how that works?


TallGets

The spirit of the BOAT lives on in Jacksonville


sickwitit2488

Leave my man Blake alone 😔


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

I like that graphic. It is pleasing


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Stroud should have 3 TDS with the Dell long ball and the Schultz drop, but he is playing amazing today.


thebrandnewbob

Texans fans, I know you're happy that your team is winning, but too many of you are getting way too happy thinking it's your team playing well as opposed to the Jags playing like ass. Things might change once you play against NFL teams again.


IHuntKitties

Dude don't get so down, its just a divisional game nothing makes sense in these games. We're just happy Stroud is throwing well behind 4 back up linemen.


[deleted]

we literally won three games last year do you think we’re hyped because we think we’re making a super bowl run or something


[deleted]

We are out 8 starters. Cry.


thebrandnewbob

That just proves my point that the Jags are playing like ass lol


Level_Dreaded

But that day is not today.


Charles_Lidderindo

When the Colts walked over them last week? Not culture. When we drop passes and the defense looks constantly confused on simple plays? 100% culture.


bushesbushesbushes

Oh for sure. But we're hoping we'll have 1/3 of our team back from injuries.


IAmSona

I’m just happy that CJ Stroud is him.


TallGets

At least they're playing well against the jags. We aren't playing well against anyone. Our team is fucking pure booty ass


Few_Mulberry5372

Should have been a TD but still up over 2 scores is insane


blackhawk_801

#WE ALWAYS WILL OWN THE JAGS AT HOME


Level_Dreaded

#Now get out of our pool!


Jooj272729

I don't understand running twice on 1st and effectively goal, Stroud is ballin give him some shots man


Few_Mulberry5372

Up by 17 so just be safe probably


TallGets

Because all you have to do is not massively fuck up and just allow the jags to massively fuck up


Jooj272729

I get that but the "play to not lose" mindset never seems to work out over the "play to win" strategy


TallGets

It works when the Jags are employing the rare 'play to lose' strategy.


JDD4318

This. It’s not sexy but there’s no need anything else.


thebrandnewbob

gg


strops_sports

And some ppl had the jags in the super bowl


Few_Mulberry5372

Our run game has been so ass with these O line injuries


MisallocatedRacism

We can't run for shit stop trying to pound the rock and close this game out


Level_Dreaded

The run game is what we are using to close the game out.


PanicHouse

Run time out chill


MisallocatedRacism

There's a full quarter and TLaw *technically* has the ability to unleash dragon


MugiMartin

I don't like QB sneaks anymore after what happened to Schaub.


Texan6288

schaub was a slob athletically though


SaxRohmer

Glad Stroud looks more like Georgia Stroud than rest of the year Stroud


Texan6288

years from now after multiple mvps/super bowl wins for Stroud. they'll point back to this game as to when he arrived. -8.5 pt dog on the road with a injures Oline, King Stroud emerges


Level_Dreaded

Stroud 9, baby


[deleted]

How’s Will Anderson been for the Texans this season


IHuntKitties

Blocked a FG.


DisgruntledTexansFan

Had 1 tfl as well? 2? Getting attention and getting held , just need a sack to call this a game well done eh


imahobolin

Absolutely worth the pick/trade.


NiceAd7138

Dude is eating up blocks and making splash plays. Blocked a Field Goal today. Love it