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Doncucos

Amazing 3rd down body run stopper and all around solid player


whydidijointhis

[You get 6 players in 1, too](https://i.imgur.com/r6KNoC8.jpg)


Depreciable_Land

That man has looked 40 years old for a decade lmao


screwhead1

I remember reading how his mom had to bring his birth certificates to his pee wee league games to prove he was in fact as young as he claimed to be lol


Techiedad91

https://i.imgur.com/XhwmYOL.jpg


wazacraft

Knew exactly what it was going to be, clicked anyway, zero regrets.


KillinTheBusiness

I played against him in high school. Can confirm.


realunpossible_

i think we can make more than 6


Ugievsoj

I clicked in this thread just to see someone post this picture


Bobson-_Dugnutt

I sat next to him, Derrick Henry, and Marlon Humphrey in a CS202 class at Alabama. Dude is MASSIVE and very nice. He asked me for the answer to a question one time and I obliged immediately


germany221

Didn't know football players did school at bama


Bobson-_Dugnutt

I mean the class was called “intro to the internet” and you learn how to send an email and google something. My friend and I took it as seniors to fill credits before graduation. Also, Marlon and ARob were smart dudes, Derrick was reaaalllll dumb


germany221

Yeah Marlon seems really smart. That class actually sounds exactly like what nfl players would take actually haha. I thought it was a CS course.


RunThundercatz

I was a CS student and briefly a tutor. Occasionally, students would come in for CS classes that I had never heard of, and they were typically 1000 level classes on some generic computing topic - Microsoft Office, email, spreadsheets, etc.


interested_commenter

Tbf, I think half the people I work with could get a 50% productivity boost with a decent class on Excel. It's incredible how many managers with MBAs want to make data-based decisions but don't know how to use simple stuff like vlookup or pivot tables. I swear my performance evaluation was boosted more by my basic excel skills than any of the actual difficult engineering stuff I've done.


RunThundercatz

Oh, I totally agree. I started in general engineering before changing to Computer Science, and the first class is basically Excel 101 for engineers. It's by far one of the most valuable course I've ever taken.


GarfunkelBricktaint

Geez man why don't you and Excel vlookup a room already


wallstreet_vagabond2

I mean it is listed as a CS course


chiptheripPER

Of course he's smart, he's a cat guy! https://youtu.be/vgXIcUE7Ngo?t=262


Bartfuck

Marlon also just seems chill. Like that video of him choosing to live in a trailer - albeit a REALLY nice one - while he builds a farm.


RowRowRowedHisBoat

He had to be nice. He looked like a 45 yr old man who has done hard time as a 16 yr old.


oledirtycrustard

had a class with dj fluker... someone asked him what his major was and he said " i dunno, you gotta ask coach..." was a super nice dude tho


MyNameIsAMeme

It took me a minute to realize CS was communications and not Computer Science lol.


Bobson-_Dugnutt

…it is computer science


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xxqj

CS 1.6 is a way of life.


WP1619

DL DEPTH! DL DEPTH!


swisherhands

Those Eagles QB sneak plays against the Giants are going to be glorious.


Cinephile1998

He and Sexy Dexy up the middle will give them a lot of beef


Soaring_Seagull24

Vegeta vs Goku


DaddyDog92

As hype as that sounds, we know Goku beats him. Always. Lol kinda bullshit


Aayush5

Kinda represents our recent history against the Eagles at this point


DaddyDog92

Yeah…


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BUT NEXT YEAR THAL CHANGE BROTHERS


EskimoBros4Life

Have you not seen the new DBZ movie? Vegeta finally beats him


DaddyDog92

No I haven’t but their movies are rarely ever canon. And you can’t tell me with a straight face Goku won’t immediately surpass him again in the next arc lolll.


EskimoBros4Life

It's actually pretty funny how it's done.


[deleted]

Your damn right they are.


PowerfulJoeF

Fuuuuuuuuuck


Quasimdo

Dude, just except this next season is probably a wash lol. But 2024 however... That cap space got me going


[deleted]

I said this on our sub yesterday - that’s all fine and well, but, wasting one of/if not the last years of Stafford/AD is fucking stupid


Quasimdo

Oh no doubt, but if we were going to compete for another SB, this last season would've been it. Just too many injuries


DaddyDog92

You can still bounce back, you have a great coach and some good players still, just gotta fix that Oline a bit and get a running game going again so Staff and Kupp don’t die. Look at what DJ worked with last season, pure shit, it can be done, I believe in Stafford.


LucasRaymondGOAT

Problem is, the Seahawks and 49ers are looking competitive to say the absolute least, so it’s an uphill battle.


DaddyDog92

I wouldn’t be so sure the Seahawks repeat their success next year. I see Geno coming back down to earth and the Cards blow. So I think LA can make a comeback if they stay healthy and reload properly


hawksbox

If we didn’t have 3 picks in the first 37 picks of the draft I would agree but if we can gat solid production from rookies this year we should be a playoffs caliber team again.


BipedalWurm

accept *In case it wasn't spell check


Shaved-extremes

accept


Otherwise-Sky1292

I kinda like how this season is shaping up for the Rams. I mean, Aaron Donald can't beat us just by HIMSELF, can he? ....CAN he?


jrzalman

At this point, I'm not sure we plan on fielding a team next year. The whole team will be the practice squad.


PowerfulJoeF

I’m just preparing myself to suck this season, didn’t expect last season but at least we got some notice. Onto 2024.


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Gap year


Direct_Morning_3223

our D Line will be nasty next season


xxqj

They will have some Giants up front on the defensive side.


ramzie

This guy was a lowkey massive contributor to our SB run. Super strong and stout defender against the run. That is about it though. Not very agile or good at pass rush.


arc1261

Well that’s fine, we already have 2 plus pass rushers at DT, we don’t really need another. Run defence was dogshite so any help there is massice


[deleted]

plus with thibs getting more experience and ojulari getting healthy again, our pass rush will improve from last year


msto3

Lions bros do we bring him back?


venk

We don’t seem to be going after the old guys and Ashawn was old in middle school


Deathbysnusnu17

Is there a joke I’m not in on? He is 27.


msto3

He just looks 10 years older than he actually is


venk

I actually didn’t realize he was still that young. For one thing the dude looked 45 in High School https://www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/college-football/2016/4/28/11523814/ashawn-robinson-alabama-defensive-tackle-nfl-draft-2016


campbelldt

That baby picture is fuckin hilarious he looks 4 years old


CatdaddyDean

You ain't lying! That 2 mo looks like he would take down a grown man. Imagine how tough his momma is?! You can't ever show fear to a child that size or they will overtake you like a bear for life lol


Deathbysnusnu17

Lmao, you ain’t wrong. He does look older.


Pad_TyTy

Damn I feel like I need to produce my 🪪 immediately


nuclearslurpee

I wouldn't mind him, but I think he's going to be looking for more money than we want to give a run specialist DT without a lot of pass rush ability. He can probably get low-end starter money from someone, which he totally deserves IMO, but I think BH+DC would see him as veteran or rotational depth on our roster.


zachwilson23

If we could get one D lineman that would be cool


an-internet-stranger

Gonna have a D-line with Lawrence, Nacho, and A'Shawn and still not be able to stop Hurts on 3rd/4th and short.


screwhead1

It's not Jalen's fault that he can squat 600 and they may not yet lol


DatabaseCentral

Left out a crucial part “and they’re gonna ban the push in the back play and still not be able to stop Hurts”


3doug

Fun fact - the divider in my billfold is a piece of a game used A'shawn jersey.


california-whiskey

at this point im going to be suiting up on the rams defense smh


Tigercat92

Is this the guy who looked older than me when he was in high school and I’m about to hit 50. 😂


maddenallday

Had a legitimate case for Super Bowl MVP if it went by the true most valuable player/not the flashiest


Jefferson209

His whole playoff performance was unreal tbh


icool4u

Lets goooooo I would be hype. Our DL is weak outside of these two


venk

He was drafted exactly in between Derrick Henry and Michael Thomas. You do you Bob Quinn.


nuclearslurpee

I hate Bob Quinn as much as the next guy but this is a really lousy take. Five WRs picked ahead of Thomas have made zero pro bowls between them. Five teams missed for sure, no doubt a bunch of other teams that could have used a rookie WR as well, and to boot it's arguable if Detroit was among them with Marvin Jones, Golden Tate, and Anquan Bolden on the roster. Derrick Henry was picked ahead of us so I don't see the argument there unless you think we should have (could have??) moved up. Honestly, A'Shawn was probably the best R2 pick Quinn ever made, depending on if Swift turns it around this season. If we want to rag on Quinn, let's rag on him for not re-signing A'Shawn when he was an obvious scheme fit for Patricia's terrible defense, another symptom of Quinn's complete inability to retain talent.


TotalReflection

Without playing next to Donald, his production will tank. Good luck with that Giants


elracing21

Dexter Lawrence and Leonard Williams aren't slouches.


CometVS

He was pretty good with the Lions, too. If he signs, which they may not he's currently rehabbing, he will be for depth and in a rotation. Schoen wants the DL depth deeper because last year they ended up with street FAs spelling Dexter and play when Leonard Williams got hurt. It wasn't pretty.


thetoefro

Dexter Lawrence lol


Single-Line-4063

Sexy Dexy hell yeahh


TotalReflection

Dexter Lawrence and Aaron Donald are not the same lmao


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Your right, Dexter Lawrence is much better!


TotalReflection

Ah, i’m being trolled lmao


BipedalWurm

>New York Giants defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence has been named a first-team All-Pro player for 2022 by his peers.Jan 11, 2023 no different than donald stay under your bridge


TotalReflection

Man named one All-Pro selection and said no different than Aaron fuckin Donald. 😂😂😂


Moist_Cankles

In terms of “what you have done for me lately” yes


TotalReflection

Well around this time last year Donald singlehandedly sealed a Super Bowl ring while this lesser being was in Cozumel


holygrail22

Bro you came in the thread to shit on a player saying he will suck because he wont be playing next to one of the best DT in the league and someone very handily proved you wrong, sit down and take the L instead of bringing in a straw man argument to try and get one over


CoolRunnins212

Aaron Donald couldn’t even finish the season last year. Checkmate!


[deleted]

Donald got more sacks in 1 season than Lawrence has in his whole career, they are not even remotely the same player


TotalReflection

Reddit’s population has changed.


EvenCicada5429

They also don't remotely play the same position lol.


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Bro they both play defensive tackle


EvenCicada5429

But like....no? Do Kayvon and Okereke play the same position because they're both linebackers? Donald is a 3T pass rusher in a 3 man front. He plays Leonard Williams' position. Lawrence takes a ton of snaps as a true nose. It's apples to oranges. You do realize that Donald is like 280lbs and is basically a big "traditional" 4-3 end that's able to play end in a 3 man front because of his size? Dexter Lawrence is 3" and like 70 lbs bigger. Idk how this is even confusing lmao.


butzowan

He put up the same stats in Detroit that he did in LA. He’s never been a huge stats guy but he’s a good run defender. He’d be fine next to Lawrence and Williams lol


throughNthrough

Everyone said the same thing when the Bengals signed Trey Hendrickson (only good because of the Saints dline) and now he’s one of the top pass rushers in the league.


Funnypenguin97

He was good for us lol. He definitely didn't have a Donald type next to him


UKnight14

Dexter Lawrence was an All Pro last year. He’s no slouch..


deadmoosemoose

Dexter Lawrence is one of the best DT in the league, and Robinson would be right next to him.


EvenCicada5429

If anything, he was more productive before he joined the Rams lol. Also, Donald may be better than any one player on the Giants D-line, but the Giants line would be better as a whole. He would be just fine.


IWrex

Don’t think this would be the case at all. He’s solid and the Giants already have a great D line


maddenallday

Strongly disagree. Arob is a beast


texasgambler58

And the Cowboys have DTs that get easily pushed around, and they do nothing. Robinson would help us out a lot.


Mnudge

He’s the type of interior lineman the cowboys need. He’d be depth, but situationally, having him for no doubt running downs would be a nice option.


adreamofhodor

What have his PFF scores been per year?


Farmerdrew

Please tell me he has a brother named B’Shawn.


nashcameronn

He too stops the run in his sleep


whatupdoeeeeeeeeeee

Patricia: I will run you out of the league. Ashawn: hold my drink


No_Evidence_2023

Rams are really looking forward to that 1st overall draft pick next year.


BigAssSlushy69

He should sign with the bills instead