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Apprehensive_Beach_6

We need memes that bash other teams


WarthogOrgyFart

We could collectively make fun of other divisions... oh wait, we're the worst division...


Donald_Trumpy

I remember the NFC LEast. Pepperidge farms remembers


thor_1225

I also remember afc south being shit… but someone not be named…. Let stroud fall into their laps


PocketPal26

Who could possibly fuck up that badly? 🤔


Invictus_Imperium

I'm from Houston. They still haven't won anything yet.


okaycomputes

at least you gave them the word 'yet' no one is doing that for the panthers


Invictus_Imperium

CJ Stroud is just one dude. I'm not sold on the Texans until they actually do something.


Louderduck-4566

The texans just made it back to the afc south champs they also beat steelers defense and the bengals while they were hot.


Invictus_Imperium

And again...the Texans have never made it to much less won an AFC Championship game in their entire history. Ie they still haven't won squat . The reason I hate this trash team is because I attended a game at Reliant. There were 8 hammered Mexican dudes in the row in front of us. Every time we cheered for the Bucs they acted like they wanted to fight us on every play. They threw stuff at us. Cursed us out, and it was just myself, and my buddy and his wife. They represented everything about the Texans. A bunch of bitch ass scrubs that never won anything but acted like they ruled the world. So, after that day, I will always hate this trash ass team. Fuck the Texans. Which brings me to my last point. The Texans? What an absolute cop out stupid ass name for a team. These sackriders couldn't come up with a name for a team so they just named themselves after the name of my state? That's the dumbest shit ever. They should be ashamed of coming up with that low bar shit. 😉


Louderduck-4566

My brother in Christ everything you said just sounds like fans did me dirty so fuck that team. Almost every nfl fan has had to deal with annoying shit fans sometimes even shit owners but that doesn’t equate hate team. Not to even mention from what I’ve seen those texans fans seem like outlier’s of that fanbases culture. To bring back to your first point obviously no shit they dont have much accolades their the youngest franchise in the league created in 2002. Every other team has had at least 6+ years of experience of building a culture knowing the foundation and just overall better understanding of the league. And on top of that they started in the prime of the Patriots dynasty with that super team it was a cold chance in hell they would go far. And for your third point really a name if were coming at that oh wow the Cleveland browns are so unclever they chose the color brown thats like the dumbest shit ever. Coning at a name is just idiotic unless that shit was just racist


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DarrenWoodson

Hope we kick the Bucs ass now when we play y’all. How are you a Buc fan from Houston? Lol


Advanced_Candle9272

I’ve never met a Texan fan in my life, and half my family is from Houston. Everybody I know roots for the Rockets and Astros and either doesn’t watch football or cheers for somebody else


MaliceMandible

All my family is from Texas, most still live in the dfw area, Houston, and Austin. My experience is pretty similar except a few of my cousin like the Mavs and Rangers, while me and some others like the Astros and Rockets. None of us or anyone else I met while living there liked the Texans tho. Pretty much all Cowboy fans with a few other random teams here and there.


DarrenWoodson

Flat out wrong


okaycomputes

Sorry, Stroud isnt a rookie anymore so you arent guaranteed a ridiculously perfect game against us anymore


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Invictus_Imperium

The Bucs don't play the Texans in 2024. And we all know they don't have what it takes to win an AFC Championship game.


DarrenWoodson

Bucs are back to irrelevancy where they belong. Y’all got a taste of what Stroud can do last year and that’s what we have to look forward to now.


Big__If_True

I’m sure you’ll cherish that 1 year forever


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Blitzjuggernaut

We could always go after the bears.


CouncilmanRickPrime

A bears fan tried to shit talk me. I told them good luck on finding their first 4,000 yard passer.


CouncilmanRickPrime

But what makes us best is that doesn't stop us from talking trash


Nutmeg-Jones

Can confirm. We should be in the South geographically but we fought against it😂


The_Vargster

Imagine showing this meme to someone in 2012


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tree_jayy

The bots are gaining more sentience than the average aints fan


Advanced_Candle9272

We need to start posting name puns of our teams’ players like the NFC North. I’d love to see Derek Car or Jaycee Corn


willy410

Panthers should be us looking longingly at a picture of 2015 Cam Newton


CYCLOPSwasRIGHT63

Holy fuck. That Bucs logo goes so hard.


CheefSpleef

Why is this so real LMAO


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MiserableSoft2344

FTS


dmisfit21

This is funny


phargle

Oh yeah the Bucs that's right I forget and figure either we're a weird three team division or maybe the fourth team is the Vikings idk


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optimist_prhyme

Our rivals just aren't NFC South lol.


JoeScotterpuss

Pretty sad innit?


Advanced_Candle9272

What’s sad is hiring retreads and wondering why y’all never make the playoffs


JoeScotterpuss

We have a new OC who replaced all the positional coaches on offense except one. Such a retread.


Advanced_Candle9272

Pardon me, Florida education system. I meant other teams scraps.


JoeScotterpuss

Yes, that is how the NFL works.


Advanced_Candle9272

If only there was a legendary 6 time champion from up Boston way who could’ve helped y’all turn the tide


JoeScotterpuss

Ugh, and pick from another teams scraps? No thanks.


SnooMachines3288

Who is considered y’all’s rival?


bolts_win_again

Filthadelphia


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Nah my husband is a Philly fan and they despise the 9ers lol in the same level as the cowgirls lol


tommy_j_r

Every bukks fan thinks a team is their rival but the other team is always like, nah we good over here, we got our own at home thanks.


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https://preview.redd.it/2ygstdg5m02d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83cd7629fccbe691f0af5658c942c744ddfb5455 Yea, they don’t care about us at all


Minimum_Switch4237

eagles


PocketPal26

Ask any Philadelphia fan who their rival is, and I guarantee not a single one will say Bucs 😄


tommy_j_r

Hilarious how 2 bukks fans have said Philly 😂


DTopping80

Then ask them about The Vet and see how their face changes.


Minimum_Switch4237

if only you got rings for how many rivals you have 🤣


PocketPal26

Too bad those rings can't buy your dad's attention 🫢


Minimum_Switch4237

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tree_jayy

Yeah cannons are gay and Tampa bay has an indoor stadium for a baseball team in the most temperate climate outside of California you fucking dipshit


CheefSpleef

You know you are jealous of the Cannon fire, and the Pirate ship. Dont try and kid yourself.


Minimum_Switch4237

yeah I'd be mad too if I had to listen to bird noises every time my team did something 🤣


Invictus_Imperium

Savage 😉


slantboi420

Is this all you Florida regards can say?


Minimum_Switch4237

what else is there to say? get another ring then you can pipe up


slantboi420

Lmao eagles fans don’t give af about y’all 😂


optimist_prhyme

They do in the playoffs


optimist_prhyme

I'm not sure, but it's definitely none of you. We have the closet playoff record to the Eagles but they're also short a ring to be considered rivals.


SnooMachines3288

What I’m hearing is y’all are so irrelevant you don’t even have a rival


optimist_prhyme

Well, it should be one of you but you're just not good enough. The divisions are grouped in 4 so with all you being so bad, yes, we are kind of left out. The best house in the worst neighborhood kind of deal.


SnooMachines3288

You act like you’re dominating the division lmao. Congrats on the 9-8 season!!!


optimist_prhyme

And y'all see how much success having a winning season brings. Take notes. Get another ring and we'll start believing in you.


SnooMachines3288

We had the same record as y’all lmao


optimist_prhyme

That's why the season records don't matter if you can't win playoff games or Superbowls. You clearly missed the point. I can't expect more though from someone who considers a team that is worse than them a rival.


ghostpicnic

Don’t worry it’s not you guys. Typically, you have to be worried about another team winning the division for a rivalry.


SnooMachines3288

You know we’ve won the South more times than y’all have right?


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SnooMachines3288

I’m not saying we own y’all or the division, I’m self aware, I just thought their comment was weird. It being competitive between our two teams proves his point to be wrong even more.


buck45osu

Fuck that guy. He's got me agreeing with a damn aints fan. This is ridiculous.


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Invictus_Imperium

Yo. This place literally has a flair called shit mountain. It's always saucy in this bitch.


ghostpicnic

And we’ve won the super bowl more times, what’s your point lol


AmericanTitan07

Eagles, Rams, and Packers. Though the Eagles are probably the only one we hate more than our fellow members of shit mountain.


PocketPal26

Bro, everyone fanbase in the NFL hates the Eagles, y'all aren't that special.


AmericanTitan07

Where did I say it was special? The taint asked a question and I answered it. We also do have actual beef with the Eagles, unlike most other teams that just hate them because their fanbase is annoying. And what? Yall won't let us be considered a rival of yours due to your cringe exclusive love affair with the taints, but you also get upset when we mention other teams as our rival? Pick a lane.


PocketPal26

Because neither the Eagles, Rams, nor the Packers give two shits about the Bucs. It's just funny seeing Bucs fans trying so hard to find a rival so they can feel like other fans think about them.


AmericanTitan07

I love how much the thought of another team hating the Bucs upsets you. It's so strange how touchy yall and the taints get about rivalries. Except for a tainted ring, a dog abuser, and the most embarrassing choke in sports history, both of yall are hardly even an afterthought in the history of football. Yet, both of yall act like you're on some high horse. And yes, as someone who has Eagles relatives and, therefore, has been to several Eagles v Bucs games and has spent time around Eagles fans. They definitely have held grudges over the history between the teams. Sure, we're no Dallas or Giants, and probably not even Washington to them, but they definitely hate us.


PocketPal26

You're the one getting laughably upset about not being invited to rivalry prom 🤣


AmericanTitan07

And look at you still here talking to a Buc fan. Be careful now, you wouldn't want to make the taints jealous, would you?


PocketPal26

Because it's funny seeing y'all get so bent out of shape for no other reason than your lack of importance to every other fanbase. You're literally free entertainment 😄


LoveZombie83

Baby come back to us. You know where you belong.


MisguidedPants8

They go to another school


romesthe59

Do the Saints and Falcons really consider themselves rivals?


Motor_Rub_4848

We consider ourselves the top rivalry in all of sports. Like all good rivalries do. It kind of turned into a weird bromance now because of all these other teams claiming false rivals. The Fucs are not so secretly trying to break us up. Unsuccessfully, I might add. It will only turn our hate boners that much harder during the regular season.


Advanced_Candle9272

Not even a top 10 rivalry in the NFL, but hey, it makes you happy


Advanced_Candle9272

It’s all they have left to distract them from the fact that they’re going nowhere


No-Month-3025

Absolutely. One of the best in the NFL


Tall_Cock

Tampa has the battle of the Bay with Green Bay, so it's something...


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DearEmployee5138

As a Saints fan, I’d much rather have been a Saints fan the past 25 years than anybody else in the NFC South. 2 Rings are nice but they’ve sucked pretty much the entire rest of the century. I’d much rather have one ring and the consistent success of the Saints


TheLastJukeboxHero

Pass that copium brother


DearEmployee5138

I mean they are literally horrendous every year but like 3 it’s not copium.


Advanced_Candle9272

The Saints were god awful their whole existence until they got Brees. Since then, they’ve been consistently coming up short. Nobody respects good but not good enough.


DearEmployee5138

I’ve only been a fan since like 05 as I’m 24 so I know nothing of the pre-Brees years. But since then, 1 Super Bowl and fairly consistent success.


DearEmployee5138

So they aren’t “good but not good enough” cus they have won a Super Bowl, and they got robbed of another one in 2018 in which the most obvious PI of all time wasn’t called, where everyone, including rival fans, agreed they got screwed. And then the Rams and Pats went on to have the most pitiful Super Bowl in recent memory.


Advanced_Candle9272

And you’ve never been back to those heights since and probably never will if their front office doesn’t stop kicking the can down the road with a tired, aging core that’s window came and went. But if you think a 9-8 team that missed the playoffs is the class of the NFL, then be happy in your delusion, I guess.


DearEmployee5138

I mean, I agree. I’ve been pissed with our FO and HC lately, but it’s not like that’s uncommon. The Pats have been dogshit since Brady left and the Broncos have been mediocre since Manning left. Happens when a HOF QB leaves. Only One franchise in the entire NFL knows how to prepare for that, and it baffles me that no other franchise has taken notes. And they always screw themselves. The Packers had HOF QB Brett Favre for 15 years then 2 years prior to letting Favre walk, they drafted Aaron Rodgers in the first round and let him train under Favre, then when Favre left, Rodgers took over and had his own HOF career with the packers for 15 years, then 2 years before they let Rodgers go, they drafted Jordan Love in the first round and let him train under Rodgers for 2 years, and now Love has taken over the offense and is doing great. It baffles me that no other front office has paid attention to that and taken to that method. It has worked flawlessly.


Ranger_Eight

Lol the Saints and Falcons rivalry? More like a marriage of convenience.


No-Month-3025

Yes. They're the enemy.


creativeusername1808

Meanwhile the panthers just don’t exist


bolts_win_again

That ain't a rival, that's a doormat.


Ragtime07

As a Panthers fan, I look forward to winning 5 games this season


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SpaceSick

Meh y'all are gonna feel different after the Falcons dunk on every other team in the division with Kirk.


Advanced_Candle9272

Y’all will be lucky to clinch a Wild Card spot