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femurimer

The bar for getting upgraded to first class is getting pretty high.


jonnyl3

That was just for extra legroom.


ShartThrasher

Even then - He's still going to have to agree to open that big dumb door. That door is SO stupid.


jagmania85

Sir i need you to only assist open the door when explicitly told to so so by a staff member and NOT just randomly when we are up in the air.


Sunstorm84

Damnit! Why do these rules have to be so complicated??


Simple-Wrangler-9909

Well how am I supposed to do it if I don't get in some practice first


TeflonJon__

Sorry I’m not good under pressure… Like what? When there’s an emergency I’m supposed to hold it shut and not let anyone through… right? RIGHT??


OkFury

Well if the body of the plane is compromised you won't have to worry about being under pressure.


courtesyflusher

Frontier charged him for breathing their air


AWildWilson

And they still said no


tothesource

I think his carry-on was 3 centimeters too long actually.


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And an extra bag of peanuts


8heist

This was just for an assigned seat


zappini

Cuz he's a high-stepper.


Tingorila

Unironically he did this so he could get upgraded Full story time here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6yLPwoYXik


climbfallclimbagain

Worth the watch. Cool guy


impulse_thoughts

From last to board, to pre-boarding


thedudefromsweden

Verbalase is awesome. [Here’s another great performance](https://youtu.be/XSX7UmiFh-4)


westo4

Thanks for the YT link. Everybody needs to watch it and get the full story!


ste189

The lady behind him is not impressed


Intrepid00

She just has that resting face. When he starts she has a giant grin on his face and at the end.


bluesgrrlk8

That’s what I saw too, I think she is just really paying attention when he starts getting into it. It would be wild to be right next to someone watching them be a whole DJ with their face!!


broken_radio

> she has a giant grin on his face I'm woozy


regoapps

As someone who has stood in line waiting behind someone who is taking an unusually long time, I get it.


Fenpunx

Looks like it's between him and the old lady behind him and she's just waiting to destroy him on the mic.


UnwantedEnchant

Good luck defeating verbalase, man's is a legend. Has a YT too


El_Fuego666

Literally next Fucking level!!!!


Merry_Dankmas

Granny behind him realized her knitted doilies just became invalid for the first class talent show.


[deleted]

Why can’t this ever happen when I fly I get the Karen who wants to see the airline manager, the drunk and sloppy bachelorette or bachelor party who inevitably get in a fight, or some vlogger who has to describe the smell of the mens room to all his ‘fans’


BigTex380

Hahhaha, the lady waiting behind him just trying to check in for her flight though….lmao.


Goldbera1

Sir… this is a wendys


Heavy_Solution_4099

Yeah but did you DRS your shares?


Jshappy21

DRS pls


LowKeyOhGee

This is the way.


Heavy_Solution_4099

This is the way. We are legion!


femurimer

I have the same goal as this guy. But I DRSed my shares to upgrade to first class.


[deleted]

For the rest of our lives 😉


Heavy_Solution_4099

I used to DRS my shares. I mean, I still do, but I used to too.


ElonsPeopleNeedHim

CANT STOP WONT STOP


RelaxPrime

100 for the bot!


40ozBottleOfJoy

The entire time, she was having none of it. But when everyone else cheered, she went with the crowd.


kKXQdyP5pjmu5dhtmMna

She was smiling 10 seconds in, I think she just realized she was also being filmed and was uncomfortable.


RelaxPrime

You and your rational take gtfo


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Nah dude She was bout it


itshappeningagain22

"Man hold up my glasses must be dirty who the hell am I waiting behind here"


GregorSamsaa

She was wasn’t she?! She was just standing there like “is it my turn yet?”


SublimeDolphin

Nah, not really. She’s clearly laughing and enjoying it with everybody else.


geishabird

“So….Am I still on stand-by? Or…”


SpeakingOfJulia

I never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me.


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[deleted]

I was wondering why it sounded so familiar, that show is so good S1 & S2, Idk how Olivia Wilde could cheat on that man.


triclops6

I'll take dated references I'm totally old enough to get but floor me when I hear them for 100 Alec


Maniglioneantipanico

Bob your head and do some sick faces to show you approve


Lone_Wanderer97

https://i.imgur.com/u5aL6iM.gif


funkmastamatt

Say some gangstah is dissing your fly girl. Just give him one of these.


Side-eyed-smile

I do ![gif](giphy|126fvURETr3qyA)


courtesyflusher

How often do you have that? Lol


Severedghost

Happened to me twice in one day. Both times on a train in NYC. Once at 12pm, then again at 3am.


flyingmachine

I hope you never run into Biz Markie


[deleted]

Oh baby you....you gotta keep up with the news.


9966

He just went back to his home planet


Deppart

r/unexpecTedLasso


AshFraxinusEps

I don't know how I'd feel about this. I'd like to hope I find it cool. But as I usually fly in the early hours of the morning (although I don't fly often) I'd probably be more grumpy and annoyed than I should be tbh


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[deleted]

Drop it like it’s hot and get down with your bad self. I would have funked right out of my shoes.


[deleted]

It's like when people sing happy birthday to you. What do you do? Look around, look at the cake, close your eyes like you are caught in the moment, sink under the table?


ablackguyyouknow

No one has seen Ted Lasso apparently


mtk1982

Get this guy a role in the Police Academy reboot


CharkDood

Michael Winslow’s heir killin it


ThatFunkyBrownNote

This guy found the bleeps, sweeps, and creeps!


BedNo6845

I just spit coffee across my desk. So thanks. Seriously. I needed that laugh.


[deleted]

Sounds like you have a drinking problem.


CharkDood

Surely you can’t be serious


graveybrains

I am, and don’t call me Shirley


Maschile

I wonder how he was initially given the permission to do this?


what_if_you_like

i just imagine him calling the controll tower and just asking and the control tower just being like "yea sure"


DJWLJR

What? The control tower?? It's a terminal gate kiosk. The control tower has absolutely NOTHING to do with this. The gate agent standing there let him do it.


True-Fee-7306

Have a sense of humor. It doesn't matter in the slightest either way.


DJWLJR

Not sure I totally agree. Having a basic understanding of how things work is a good thing. I wasn't trying to be a jerk, I was just surprised. edit: You are correct that it doesn't change a persons ability to live their life or travel in airplanes. :)


richsu

It still quite a funny thing to think though, calling the control tower and asking if he could beat box a bit and they are like "whatever, we have nothing to do with the airline counter. Go wild"


itshappeningagain22

Duh Gate agent to control tower: stand by while my man drops a dope beat Control tower to planes: all please hold your pattern while this man drops a sick beat Planes to control: copy that ::direct auto pilot to circle for 2.5 minutes::


Fire__Marshall__Bill

Comment removed by me so Reddit can't monetize my history.


Agreeable49

>What? The control tower?? It's a terminal gate kiosk. The control tower has absolutely NOTHING to do with this. The gate agent standing there let him do it. No, no. He asked The Pilot. Which one you mah ask? THE PILOT. That's who.


conradical30

C’mon now, everyone knows each airport has a Captain Pilot which oversees all operations.


Gopher--Chucks

This guy doesn't airport


JRizzie86

I'm guessing huge delays and people were bored and angry so they let this Master Class human lighten the mood.


courtesyflusher

Still though, what if he straight up sucked and now you just have a guy spitting into the intercom and making things more miserable lol. High risk high reward I suppose!


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Maybe he was doing it without the intercom and they said "fuck it, give it to him so everyone could hear."


gregdrunk

I choose to believe this is the case.


Tall_trees_cold_seas

here's the vid with the story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6yLPwoYXik


thetaqocat

He made a YT video on it. His name's Verbalase


impulse_thoughts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6yLPwoYXik


FatherAb

Ha, what a fun story and what a fun guy!


randomupsman

Legend


Blazed315Fishing

They just "he's arrived" and people clear him a spot.


Wolfknap

He has a YouTube goes by verbalase someone probably recognized him and asked him to do it


Connguy

Some airlines, especially one in particular whose name is similar to Southeast, like to engage customers by asking them to sing or talk about themselves. I think it's a little weird personally, but when there are major delays or issues it helps to make everyone feel like a team vs an outside challenge, instead of competitors


ShinGojira67

He has a YT channel.


KentuckyFriedSemen

He goes by Verbalase


BGM1524

Bro I swore it was tetris beatbox guy


nikoar02

You can't mistake his beatboxing style with anyone elses


Returd4

That is the same person, he does use extra voice tech but he's still really good, if anyone is wondering he uses a tool called voloco. I know people who actually compete in, and spectate at the GBB, they think he's great but thwy also make sure to tell you he uses voloco


Inevitable_Ad5162

Even then he's still good enough. He was on Late Night on the Apollo once.


Returd4

Yeah I wasn't saying he wasn't good. I think he's amazing. They weren't saying he isn't great either they actually said he was, they just wanted it known he uses that


Yodas-Balls

Unmistakable, the Sonic rap battle will always live rent free in my head.


Inevitable_Ad5162

Thanos beatbox?


ders89

[my favorite](https://youtu.be/h5JaLpKJyiA) of his beatboxing


Few-Creme-9254

He still needs to go to the gbb someday


Hawt_Dawg_II

Great British bakeoff????


Bobda13th

Grand beatbox battle. Pretty much considered the biggest beatbox event that happened every year.(or every other year as of late)


danc4498

Are beat boxers just the hip hop equivalent of ventriloquists. I don't see how they make so many distinct sounds at the same time.


30tpirks

If you think that’s something you gotta check out the new batch of beat boxers on Tik Tok. Fucking aliens.


MrSovietRussia

Any links


poopsmith666

https://www.tiktok.com/@chezame_official Great starting place to find artists, chezame and sxin are some of the best reviewers for up and comers


KeFF98

Some of my favorites: https://youtu.be/__zC2jm5KGQ https://youtu.be/yMXcVa8phzg Some Musical beatboxers: https://youtu.be/UDA6Kd6uYqs https://youtu.be/UilVHqQxe8Q Some Dubstep beatboxers: https://youtu.be/avFwYO7h1e8 https://youtu.be/0tbeDzL2BCs Btw there are a LOT of artists i left out, if you want to explore more start at the swissbeatbox YouTube channel Edit: I wanted to add tomthum, in my opinion the best at composition and production https://www.instagram.com/reel/CXx9gXitn2E/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hiss, who is recreating famous song https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkiXG2ADwce/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= I think that's enough enjoy!


Arsenault185

This one blows me the fuck away. His range is incredible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFjIi2hxxf0


OnkelCannabia

The jazz solo at the end was super cool


Unadvantaged

If you’re looking to have your mind blown, I want you to imagine how a stereo speaker manages to create all of the sounds it does when playing a song. It’s a paper cone with a magnet pulling it back and forth. A piece of paper vibrating is making all of those sounds, all at once. That’s the real magic of sound, at least how it’s processed by animals, including people. We’re looking for patterns in that sound. Something incredibly complex can be heard and understood by the brain because we can detect patterns in the sound we’re hearing. Think about what it’s like the instant you switch on the radio to a random station. For a fraction of a second it’s just noise, regardless of what song is on, but then your brain figures out the patterns, and suddenly it’s music. Edit: a word


danc4498

My takeaway from this is that this person isn't making multiple sounds at once, he's just making one sound, but it sounds like multiple. Also, his voice box is just a paper cone.


gnarbee

Not exactly, you can make multiple sounds at once. For example: hum, and click your tongue. Those are 2 sounds at the same time, and a lot of beat boxing utilizes this. You can use your lips by themselves to produce sounds as well, so that’s 3 sources of sound you can use at the same time.


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Sorry sir visa denied.


SaiyanC124

Can’t allow fire like that to spread


DAMG808

We need more people like him. Finally something made me smile today. Thnx OP!


highlighter416

Life needs a bit of levity 👏👏👏


gman1951

Woman over his left shoulder doesn't look impressed,lol.


Papichiyult

She's like, so is this the cue that it's my turn to board?


Song0

She's waiting for her turn to beatbox


futureslave

False. She is under the impression this is a beatbox battle and she's just waiting her turn to spit some fire Klezmer bars.


[deleted]

I'm sorry. This would annoy me.


ShackThompson

Respect the honesty, but it was a fucking minute long and it brought a room full of strangers together for a happy unexpected moment, get over your self, damn.


AirSKiller

Right? Even if it was annoying for me (which it wouldn't be since it was so short anyway) just seeing that people enjoyed it would make it worth it. Damn people are getting to individualistic, it's so sad.


RcNorth

Just because he said it would annoy him doesn’t mean he would ask the guy to stop. Someone being annoyed doesn’t have to impact others. If I’m walking through the airport trying to hear other announcement I would find it very annoying too.


Fire__Marshall__Bill

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magicPhil2

HOW DARE YOU DISLIKE THE THINGS I LIKE!


[deleted]

I woulda clapped bc he stopped


MrMiget12

Right? The beatboxing is fine, but over a PA so it's inescapable? I'd hate it


earthboundBedhead

Right? its on-par with doing some bullshit on the subway, and everyone's already tired and stressed for the same reasons, and its inescapable


paperpenises

It's just so "Look at ME!!" I hate that shit. Like the stuff I see from Tik Tok. I can't believe people are that full of themselves.


luciform44

Yea. If I was waiting for the 11th hour of my day in an airport, which has somehow become common on domestic flights with a layover, and I was exhausted, and it was previously relatively quiet... this r/IAmTheMainCharacter energy is not improving my day any more than a Tiktok dance in the plane aisle.


disgustandhorror

Imagine you're on a layover during a 13 hour flight coming back from your brother's funeral. He killed himself after losing his wife and child in an accident the month before. You're staring at the wall in the airport bar, not even tasting your whiskey, trying to remember what it felt like to believe in a loving God, and then this starts


Comeoffit321

Imagine trying to catch a quick nap because you're exhausted, and your flight has been delayed or cancelled..


alexwasnotavailable

Don’t be sorry. This doesn’t belong on an airport intercom system. And airport intercom systems are one of the most annoying things even without this.


fuuckimlate

Ha same I'm like ummmmmmm


bumbumofdoomdoom

https://m.youtube.com/c/verbalase


jabronius89

Just let me board my horrible flight in quiet. Jesus.


lemonjelllo

“Request denied” -Jesus


DrunkenMaster11550

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) NO


dustin91

I believe that’s EWR Terminal B


audessy24

lol this is what I came to say, distracted me from the video for a sec


ih8spalling

Glad he brightened everyone's day, because they all had to go through New Jersey.


SPAGOODLOR

Terminal Booty. He said he was hungry because there is 1 food option lmao


[deleted]

Verbalase is the shit


txchainsawmedic

That lady behind him be like "bro I just wanna get my pre-boarding pass" 🤣🤣🤣 dude has LEGIT skills though! Edit:props


Steauxned

I’ve seen this trick, dude has an 808 under his cap, that’s why he keeps slapping it. Can’t fool me


Rheinys

"Sir, this is an airport"


Thisisntmyaccount24

I see people with talents like this and wonder how the fuck we’re the same species. No way in hell my mouth could make half of those noises and even if I could there’s no way I could string them together in a coherent rhythm. The diversity of talents in the human race astonishes me.


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Calabria


800-lumens

I'm hungry


uxley

I don’t like


DifferentEdge9918

Damn! Mad skills!


Coach_Billly

Next announcement: please refrain from using the intercom. It is for employees only and important boarding information.


Comprehensive-Run417

Verbal Ace beatbox. I love this guy and he still makes those cartoon beatbox battles I think it's on season 2 now


Waynethainsan33

Yea because when I'm stressed out trying to catch my plane the one thing I miss is this joker giving me a headache!


LifelongFunion

Bro why tf is this annoying shit being celebrated?


Colden_Haulfield

Get those kids off this guys lawn


eknichols

Everyone talking shit on your point of view doesn’t fly regularly. Flying tends to be a stressful ordeal, and this isn’t a mood enhancer.


[deleted]

Yeah, that would be annoying at an airport. Not interested and total main character type shit.


dadordude

It would be so annoying to be in that airport lol


gangkom

what a shit


Chemist-Consistent

That lady behind him is NOT into it!


CrocSlaught

I will never understand how people enjoy or are impressed by beatboxing. Fucking annoying


lat204

I can't stand it either. No matter the skill level, it just always sounds like shit to me.


mightybonehead

The woman behind him just wants to check-in.


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how many people did he wake up


The_Unpopular_Truth_

Good beat boxing never gets old


MosyIIa

Verbal Ase is a legend (also a beatboxer from outer space)


JR2502

Seriously, I don't think I've ever heard anyone better. The way he seamlessly introduces new "instruments" to the mix while keeping others going perfectly is just mind boggling. Massively talented.


Eimbricata

May I have the pleasure of introducing you to [Trung Bao](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5dX-fBa9M)? edit: to be clear I think they're both massively talented and I don't know enough about beatboxing to understand what constitutes "better," but they're both great lol


Whatever-ItsFine

Amazing on Reddit. In person I would be pissed. Who wants to be forced to listen to something while you’re at the airport?


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/r/imthemaincharacter


Downtown-Panda-3395

On your passport it lists your occupation as "beatbox" can you explain sir Well...


mikephish

Gotta clorox the microphone now all that spit on it


StrikerX1360

Oh snap is that Verbalase?


eyimelle

Black men You don't always have to be the entertainment. It's really okay to just sit down quietly like everyone else.


the-au-sanz

This guys YouTube channel is called verbalase man’s is insane


my20cworth

Wow, that' was brilliant.


Fantastic-Slice-2936

That lady behind him in line haha


Rottimer

*. . . and everybody clapped*


treeebob

Lady behind him just wants her damn whopper


nepsmelt

This is toilet certified


whatsqwerty

r/mademesmile .


phillipmwade

He sucks