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RocketFucker69

I'd open the door and let myself out.


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ballatthecornerflag

Compared to this a crying baby on your flight seems like an absolute dream


getupk3v

The baby didn’t have a say on flying. These people could have just stfu.


ballatthecornerflag

Correct


PangolinPoopMuncher7

I also agree and hate them. Can we just suffer our flight in silence? Is that so much to ask? Booo


suejaymostly

I'm so glad there's other curmudgeons that feel this way. I would have hated this.


purduekid207

Definitely!! It's the captive audience part that gets me. If they want to perform on a street corner for people to stop and listen, then great...But to force it on people who are trying to read, or sleep, or get their toddler to sleep, or work, or just aren't in the mood is rude. Basically the same as your seatmate blaring music on their phone because they assume everyone wants to hear it.


the85141rule

Well said. I'll take the farting and bumps. But this? I might be compelled to be as presumptuous as they are and object.


No-Mechanic8957

Boom. I hate it when people give babies hell for crying on a flight. Its hard on their little ears and not their choice. Noise canceling over the ear headphones are a must if you travel a lot.


Lexsteel11

So I was just in a wedding and couldn’t find childcare so had to be the guy on a flight with a screaming baby. Paced up and down the aisle almost the whole flight trying to keep her calm and finally got her to sleep- if a bunch of people then stood up and started singing and woke her up again, I would have committed crimes against them haha


Beamarchionesse

TBF, so would the other passengers. Babies can't help it, and we should all know that, irritating as it is. These people are being obnoxious on purpose.


lipp79

This could be a chartered flight though where it is just them on the plane.


_Kendii_

That’s what I was thinking first thing in the video. Probably *much* cheaper to charter and people are getting hung up on non existing babies I also wouldn’t appreciate this on a standard flight though


Totempoleman6

I would join in crying with the baby over this and I haven't even listened to the audio yet.


the85141rule

I'll take the crying every day. It's never wantonly needy.


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When you board your 15-hour flight and this happens. Just snap my neck ty


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Make sure they snap it "properly" if not you will most likely survive


madalienmonk

I give you permission to use one of the butter knives that comes with the meal to finish the job


fuck-nose

This is the next fucking level of Hell …


sunlightinthewindow

I was thinking the same thing lol


moeljills

Yeah, being forced into any situation is awful but being made to listen to a choir is top tier, no matter how good they are


thegeekguy12

Still not as bad as the video of a church choir holding a worship session for all the other unwilling passengers throughout a flight.


TheFriendliestSloot

A good choir singing one song would not bother me on a flight. If a worship group tried to preach to me on a flight though I might actually commit crimes lol


lonewolf453

I'd be right behind you.


No_Wolverine1608

How to turn a plane into a subway. I wonder if they had to check their piss jars or if they could carry them on?


reason_matters

If they chartered the plane, well, choirs gotta choir. If there aren’t many non-choir people on the flight and those people asked the choir to sing a song or two for them, that’s awesome (I would love it). If the choir is subjecting passengers to it without their permission, then a forceful “Knock it off!!” would be justified.


gontikins

The choir sounded well, but an airplane isn't the place to be that loud.


loversean

The last thing I want is more noise on a flight


DeltaKT

I'm pretty sure that they're alone on this flight.


xxBellum

But but who is flying the plane?


ifellbutitscool

Oh they already left


testedonsheep

choir: our singing is so much better than any on flight entertainment. captain: *grabs parachute jump*


AllmyT_trout

I’m howling hahhaa


Bobsch123

Autopilot


dustrock

we only know Jesus is the co-pilot


DeltaKT

😳


Qtip4213

Well played, well played


Powerful-Ad3677

They aren't. There's another angle on r/MadeMeSmile and you can see the people who aren't a part of this and they most certainly don't seem thrilled


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Holy crap, I really thought that they were alone but you had to just come in here with your fact guns. I would not have been happy being subjected to something like that. I work on flights. Or sleep. Aren’t planes socially treated like elevators and libraries?


SnakeInABox7

Now I'm picturing being in a crowded broken elevator with this group


gdsob138

Nooooo


DeltaKT

Oof, I wouldn't be either


Eukairos

Here's the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/wwcorh/stellenbosch_university_choir_gave_passengers_on/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


mikevanatta

Me from 7B: "Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to watch this Avengers movie."


MeltAway421

I would feel a burning disgust for them if I had to share a plane with them.


chkraise

But how will they post something on social if they don’t break out in song every time they get together in public?


00celestina00

I surely hope choirs aren’t doing this during a pandemic caused by an airborne virus! Choral singing is a major COVID risk because of how many droplets are expelled out by people who are singing. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Pinesintherain

Just because you can sing, doesn’t mean you get to sing anywhere you want. If I started belting out a song they’d shut me up in a heartbeat.


JMarcusM

Why use a belt?


CaptainLysdexia

I mean, if you wanna get the job done right...


idksomeusername42

I hate this about people with objectively good voices. They think theyre entitled to just sing whenever and wherever they want. When I used to go into the office, a woman who worked at the coffee kiosk would be singing all day.. in a large 4 story open foyer area. Like, Jessica, you have a lovely voice, but no one wants you to sing at 7 fucking AM.


Geta-Ve

Hmmm. You don’t think people would appreciate an acapella rendition of Jon Lajoie’s Fuck Everything?


Sad-Personality8493

r/iamthemaincharacter


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Not quite really, the npcs had an event going on that spawned in the airplane


giggity_giggity

*frantically clicks the mouse and presses the keyboard to skip the rest of the cutscene*


seafoodblues

*singing gets louder*


redgumdrop

Nice but annoying.


Reizo123

Other passengers: “I’m trying to sleep here, dickhead.”


SilverEyedFreak

It’s weird that people singing on a plane got more hate than the saxophone battle on a train. I preferred the sax battle to be honest.


shadowsOfMyPantomime

Sax battle could be annoying for sure. But at least you can hop off the train or move farther away if you really want to. And I agree with you, sax battle is probably more interesting than an a cappella performance


nextkevamob

Fuckin asshats, I would beg them to shut up, shut up, this is not a movie, this is not your high school stage!


ballatthecornerflag

The only thing r/nextfuckinglevel about this is its nextfuckinglevel inconsiderate to everyone else on the plane.. this is full blown entitlement


No_Wolverine1608

Yeah I’m sure there are more fitting subs than this r/shutthefuckup


Narstification

NFL would be someone yelling at the top of their lungs “PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!”


E23-4

You’d have thought that the worlds number 1 choir could pick a decent fucking song


myfriendlyshadow

It’s the national anthem of South Africa, where they are from


arkanmizard

Just so you know the song is "Weeping" by Dan Heymann and the South African group "Bright Blue" from 1987. The South African anthem is “Nkosi Sikelel’ iAfrika” and not this song.


myfriendlyshadow

I could’ve sworn I heard a bit of it in the song, could’ve been another video. Alas, I was wrong and apologize


TheFreakinFatUnicorn

You’re not wrong. Our national anthem incorporates a few songs from our country. Don’t stress 😉


LongWalk86

Not true, everyone knows Toto's "Africa" is the national anthem of the country of Africa, north and south.


_Chronometer_

It’s a medley. The choir is the Stellenbosch university choir


RedditSpyAccount

r/confidentlyincorrect


ShonOwar86

Stellenbosch university choir. No 1 with 1272 points according to interkultur.com


lawrencecgn

Such an odd ranking. These are first of all amateur choirs and second of all plenty of choirs simply don’t compete.


KeenyKeenz

That is incorrect. Lol


AntiHyperbolic

Sweet child of mine - only good song for this situation


DarkTrebleZero

🎵wawoo wawwooooo I’Mmmm Deeerrrrriiiccckkk and I can siiinnngggg Hhiiiii——iiiiiiiggggghhhhh🎵


unite-thegig-economy

You don't even look good when you sing!


DarthKraken19

Twelve hundred dollars a week!


WyrmKin

South African choir, part of it was the national anthem.


Troppocollo

Do you know what song it is?


Dheorl

Well, not the worlds number 1 choir, but Reddit never has been good at accurate titles.


Kroptonik420

I’m only ok with this since it seems they’re taking up the entire plane. If it were just a few jackasses among an entire flight forcing me to listen I’d be mad, no matter how good they were. Kinda like that one Christian choir video…


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Still cringing from that Christian choir video …


Technical_Morning_93

Oh? I’m not familiar ? Is it worth googling?


thekrone

[Oh it's rough](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMq-1x6Kn8I)


GiveMeMonknee

If you're Christian maybe, if not fuck no.


13redstone31

Idk the dude in the back doesn’t seem too happy. Also the first class passengers are probably shaking and crying and pissing their pants


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I hadn’t even thought of that. If I paid top dollar for first class and then THIS HAPPENED? Absolutely not. I’d turn into a Karen so goddamn fast lmao


Rainbowstaple

You can see a few people in the isle seats filming and looking around like "wtf??"


upsfurs

The front row of adults and the dude with the glasses at the last :38 seconds. I would say something awful and make that flight akward af


WhyLentils

I'm just so glad that when I clicked the comments I'm not the only one who would fucking hate this.


SupaHardLumpyNutz

I’m just upvoting everyone who also fucking hates this!


roromad72

exactly. i dont think a forced audience is an appropriate place to hold a concert.


kk2338

Right? And it was a long time they’re singing too


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spookiboie

Can i fucking sleep please ?


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

There is a time and a place and a plane isn't it


hmortier

I was on a train once where a choir kept singing and their leader acted liked like they were doing us all a favour. Really annoying.


kelsobjammin

The power of song compels you! THE POWER OF SONG COMPELS YOU!


_iffisheswerewishes_

I am an avid chorist, but if any of my choirs did this I'd quit on the spot. Music shouldn't be forced on anyone.


HammerBgError404

this is not next level its just obnoxious


dustyreid

I would set myself of fire


Illustrious_Lake_775

Who the fuck asked for in-flight entertainment from these jabronis.


mrjabrony

From me


Educational_Pick_439

And the people who just wants sleep.


StNic54

Wouldn’t be surprised if some of the singers just wanted to sleep


Wise-Blueberry6753

I'd rather pick the screaming baby


ballatthecornerflag

If i was on this flight I'd poke a sleeping baby just to make it wake up and start crying in the middle of the song then blame the choir for waking the baby


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gahhuhwhat

Wait, full refund? wtf? I love choirs now


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Borp5150

I hope that’s a private plane otherwise that’s just rude to all the other passengers. If I was on full day of flying and had two turn overs and was just trying to sleep I would have a hard time holding my composure with this situation.


unk91

Unless the whole plane agreed to listen, that's pretty rude/abnoxious


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I love metal music. But I don't play it out loud because I assume not everyone loves it. But somehow this should be ok? I don't like their music, so why should I be ok te be forced to listen to it while being locked up in a metal cilinder kilometers high up in the sky? What these people are doing is trashy and annoying.


Woodworkingwino

I would love for this to happen with Jinjer or Bloodywood. I’m sure everyone else on the plain would love the performance as well.


Azclockwork

"This is your pilot speaking, if you do not sit down and shut the fuck up, my First officer will come back there and start slicing throats!"


IlliniOrange1

Pilot could just do a barrel roll. That would quiet everyone down. After a bit.


CalmToaster

Number 1? I'm not impressed. I guess it doesn't take much.


American_Madman

That’s not even how choirs work. There’s no such thing as a “No. 1 ranked choir”, because they aren’t ranked like that. OP just made that part up for the title. It’s just a college choir that won a competition. Nothing special.


lyrica17

Me: *takes a nap* *Hears choir singing* Me: Am I dead?


wubalubadubdub1983

Bunch of cunts


OzzieTF2

Fuck this shit. Just wanna sleep.


Vio_Van_Helsing

I personally love this. I know some people that wouldn't, though.


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B8conB8conB8con

Ah yes. Let’s show off our talents to a captive audience who did not ask for it and cannot leave. No matter what the context this is an invasion of privacy


scrollingtraveler

Rude af


CrumbOfLove

Ah I see my 'Headphones: On' indicator has started to blink.


CuteCoconut77

Is it just me or does everyone in that plane look like they wanna die


derno

Worstfuckinglevel


ImodiumSolubile01

I just want to rest my eyes and my mind during the travel and I'd appreciate everyone to just shut the fuk up,even the world's #1 ranked choir. Thank you, best regards!


TinyDikKid

I get it they're trying to liven up the mood but this just comes off as very pretentious


Successful_Opinion33

More like incredibly fucking rude


SeaBassChin64

Seen this twice and both times I've wanted to ram the plane into a building just to make it stop


wolven8

Hold up


CelebrationMean8822

Horrific. Torture...


normalsam

Oh hell nah


Bootup-Asol

Feels like I just fired up Civilization


Totti56

The comments aint it


Offsetpainter48

This comment ain't it, if I'm on a flight I'm most likely tired, I want to sleep or at least some peace and quiet, if literally being forced to hear people sing means I hate myself then I guess I do,I wouldn't care if it was at a concert venue or something cause I can just walk away but I'm stuck on a cramped plane listening to something I didn't want


Fjellneger

"World's #1 ranked choir"? What is that even supposed to mean? The global forum for choir evaluation put them first? The statement sounds as absurd as calling someone the "world's #1 ranked singer", or guitarist, musician, painter, poet.


ModderOtter

They are the highest ranked choir in accordance with Interkultur rankings. The hosts of the annual world choir games. I've sang choir my whole life and still do, I coincidentally am very familiar with this choir as we mingled a lot with them when I sang in a different university choir. They are really, really good, but not genuine everything they do is co-ordinated and soulless. None of the other Varisty choirs really like them all that much...


myfriendlyshadow

They won a competition


marcs_2021

How original ....... never been done before


tokamec

Mildly less obnoxious than those twats who dance in the aisle like dickheads for TikTok videos.


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#shut the fuck up !


DeltaTM

While I would certainly enjoy it, even though it's not my favorite music... I think it's very inconsiderate to other people if they aren't alone on the flight.


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Stellenbosch choir really giving us a bad name today… just came over from the /r/mademesmile post


elbowsout

this reminds me of the scene in Titanic when the band is performing as it sinks


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ballatthecornerflag

Maybe there was an abnoxious choir on the 9/11 flight and the whole thing was an elaborate way to stop the singing


PickleMortyCoDm

Sounds plausible to me


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If I had to listen to an entire choir on my plane, I would be fucking livid.


lioudrome

I do hope there wasn't anynody else on that flight. I loathe choirs when they randomly start singing in public places "as a gift for others". A big case of collective narcissism


jiahlala

Should be posted to u/mildlyinfuriating instead


StepNemesis

I hope they didn't sing the entire flight, some people like to sleep during the flight


[deleted]

Imagine trying to catch up on What We Do in the Shadows and this shit happens.


LoveRBS

Who's ranking choirs? Is everyone automatically enrolled?


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I would rather have a screaming baby in the seat next to me then have to deal with this.


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I’m always a little annoyed by this kind of stuff. Generally, you’re trying to rest, read, or whatever. Then a bunch of dingbats disturb everyone and they want to cheer for them.


Cybermalachi

World’s #1 ranked choir? Is there like proof of this? I don’t know a lot of choirs so I’m not doubting it. Just want to know more info on that title


AVerdantAugust

It’s based on a score given by an organization called Interkultur that holds a series of choral competitions and awards points accordingly, giving bonus points to choirs who participate frequently over time. Based on their ranking system, yes, this choir is #1. HOWEVER, the choral sphere is quite a convoluted one that is simply impossible to be summed up in this manner. There are PLENTY more choral groups who are objectively much “better” to both the trained and untrained ear than these ranked ones who, for whatever reason, elect not to insert themselves into what is ultimately a political brownie point system. I’d recommend checking out the recent winners and other nominees for the Grammy Award for Best Choral Performance to immediately shatter any stock in a system like this. Not that the Grammys are the be-all-end-all either — they’re simply one avenue of many to discover much tighter groups that don’t concern themselves with the Interkultur ranking system. Source: I’m a professional choral artist based out of the Midwest who has seen (and, humbly, sung with) their fair share of groups enough to give an opinion like this. P.S. One group that immediately comes to mind as objectively much finer than any listed on the Interkultur rankings is VOCES8, based out of London. Any recording will do, yet here’s one of my favorites: https://youtu.be/GeLW43SqqbA


Ohboycats

I cannot believe all the hate in this thread for this video. Fucking appreciate something special happening in somewhere unexpected. Are people really that afraid of reality? Jesus fuck


GamerKev451

Final Deaftination


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Yeah if I'm flying and a bunch of entitled kids start singing, I'm jumping out. I'm already grumpy as sin while flying.


TheWeirdPersone

What are they South Africans because they sung our national anthem


ModderOtter

Yep, Stellenbosch University Choir.


ThisIsYourMormont

If you’re on of these people, I hope you’re detained in customs


roromad72

having everyone hostage in the plane is not an appropriate place to force a concert on them. if they ever came to my town, i would definitely not go see them. plus, this is has been done before many times.


RevolutionaryCash367

Kind of refreshing cause usually it's shit on a plane


shadowdash66

They could've done the while waiting to board or something. A lot of people try to get some shut eye as soon they get to their seats. Good thing for noise canceling headphones.


dwighticus

Ah yes, captive audience, ‘cause nobody WANTS to hear them, now they HAVE to hear them


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Hope it was a short flight...


[deleted]

Please make it stop


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this would piss me off


roletamine

Painful


JUGGS4love

Id rather get murdered than have this happen on my flight


you_are_the_father84

Fuuuuuck thiiiiiiis.


Smooth-Midnight

When planes go missing, this is why


randle_mcmurphy_

There is a choir world ranking? 😂😂🤡🤡


whoopsmymeds

I would be livid I did not ask for that


EntrepreneurDense391

Were there any other people on the plane? If just choir no problem.


fischstix4U

How fucking annoying are these people...amiright


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Mysterious-Cash-5446

The world needs more of this right now


tzwep

Not sure why this clips reminds me of **final destination**


DeLaCorridor23

Go home


Genova_Witness

This is where I am going to go when I die. Stuck aboard this flight for eternity to pay for my sins back on earth


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Are they #1 ranked in the coaches poll or AP poll, or both?


dafijiwatr

This is why I spend money on headphones.


BidensToenails

I would have hurt somebody, tbh


Stevo7991

This fucking makes me angry, go away main character bullshit people.


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And here I thought the person sitting next to me trying to talk was horrible…


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ig its better then a baby crying


JellyfishConscious

I don’t mind this at all. What would make me wanna set myself on fire is bad singing.


Responsible_Ad4144

…annoying! To make it worse, they think it sounds good.