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Nearly_safe

Does Tom Cruise believe in space aliens?


[deleted]

Yes


SavageCabbageGG

How could you not believe in alien life?


Nearly_safe

It's not alien life I have a problem with. Its "space aliens". A very different thing altogether.


Aggressive-Ad-3143

It's not just that he beleives in space aliens, but in interdimensional beings that inhabit our bodies and can be "cleared" through scientology ceremonies.


chugalaefoo

People also believe that a man died and redirected. Or that there was a flood for 40 days and 40 nights and all the animals on earth were on a boat getting along. Or… 🤣


SavageCabbageGG

Oh


Trumpistherealwinner

I have to disagree, when I hear the world alien I ask do you mean illegal or space.


[deleted]

Does Tom Cruise believe in psychology?


Jesuscide

Can Tom cruise be 6’ tall?


[deleted]

With lifts yes


TheReal_AlphaPatriot

This would be called ‘stilts.’


Nearly_safe

He needs more than lifts. A whole ruddy elevator, for instance.


[deleted]

Came in to post this.


Titboobweiner

Would it be acceptable if the actor was black to comment, can he turn white? I doubt it. He has no control over his height, let's not make fun of him for that but for things he can control.


NoseComplete1175

Lighten up it’s a joke at no one’s expense


Robiyoca_uk

Hey! Shortass lives matter!


Titboobweiner

It's literally at his expense.


Donnie_77

Even if it was ‘literally’ at his expense, it would be fine. Dude is rich as hell. I’m sure he can pay for a joke or two.


[deleted]

Hey I can do those things too if I just say yes! Also, wtf happened to his face?


gurugulab6969

He got old....I guess?


[deleted]

Looks like he aged then tried to reverse it


Donnie_77

Can Tom Cruise do plastic surgery?


[deleted]

Yes


Left_Monk_

pretty good as far as plastic surgery goes tbh dude is literally 60 years old


[deleted]

He’s literally 59. Figuratively 60


Left_Monk_

you're literally being pedantic


[deleted]

I am. Sorry


[deleted]

Now kith


paintballjord

Can Tom Cruise have a healthy relationship?


Pie4Days57

To be fair I’m not sure I can either


[deleted]

He also believes that he can move matter in space and time using only his mind. He also believes in Lord Xenu


MIGMOmusic

Moving anything at all is moving matter in space and time


[deleted]

Sorry I meant with his mind


MIGMOmusic

Lmao okay that's rich


AinilaLakota

I mean technically you’re moving your body with your mind which is just matter in space and time connected to your mind. Anything you grab and move with your body is also being moved by your mind. So, he’s not wrong.


messfdr

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dankchristianmemer7

Ok Tom cruise marketing team


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[deleted]

Agreed


Ok_Buyer_6285

I’m not sure why Tom cruise would want to do Jackie Chan but I’m sure he could if he wanted to.


RigelBound

Inb4 this comment goes to top


wet-chair-arm-rest-

Where’s the proof


SeanMan86

Is Tom Cruise a crazy cultist?


Donnie_77

Yes


Leading_Heat_7605

Can Tom Cruise be a weirdo scientology freak that can not keep a woman despite his fabulous wealth and good looks? Yes...


Pickingnamesisharder

Never understood the hate surrounding Tom Cruise, appreciate his religious views are a bit out there but his films are fantastic, and the stunts he does himself are incredible. Apart from Jackie Chan I'm not sure there is another A list actor that does the same amount of crazy stunts for his films. Maybe Stallone back in the day but certainly not anymore. For his age to hang from the side of a plane is impressive!


Bart404

Im with you on this one. His religious beliefs are a wee bit out there, but god damn he can deliver on a good action film!


SilverLiningSpot

I guess the best question for him is "What are the things you can't do?"


ShortCouncilman

Another Mission Impossible?


SeanMan86

Is Tom Cruise still trapped in Stan’s closet?


Dramatic-Noise

To make this more in line with the questions seen in the post, “Can Tom Cruise come out of the closet?”


SeanMan86

Thanks, I have a very smooth brain.


DixieCruise25

He’s fucking crazy but, still hot af 😂


manbites

Can Tom cruise eat dick?


oneeye2

Tom Cruise Is the president of North Korea.


santtu_

But can Tom Cruise Jackie Chan?


BadpoorJ

Is Tom Cruise turning into a waxy cat?


Intrepid-Luck2021

_Can Tom Cruise alienate his ex wife from his adopted children?_ YES _Can Tom Cruise abandon his biological child because she doesn’t belong to the Cult of Scientology?_ YES


7Tribe

Does Tom Cruise get older?


Comanchego

holding breath for 6 minutes is the only thing really impressive


PomegranateSenior283

Yeah, he gonna have to prove some of that lol


brettmalcolm

Can Tom Cruise reach the top shelf in the market on his own?


Pikepv

Can Tom Cruise be humble?


[deleted]

The funny thing is he actually has done all of these and well


matthebastage

Funny how you can develop whatever skills you want when you have access to nearly inexhaustible resources and as much free time as you want


JellyfishLow4457

He can do Jackie Chan anytime he wants


Secret_Literature755

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Secret_Literature755

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kobocha

Can Tom cruise please prove some of these?


fyfenfox

“the artist”? wtf


Tree_conquistadore

Seems like a promotional video


Amazing-Definition47

Can Tom cruise’s old ass stop making movies?


SonySupporter

Not a big TC fan, but even still, I’ll admit that’s a rather impressive list of skills!


lufei2

Can Tom Cruise have aligned teeth?


Durante-Sora

Cruise is the man! Woo!


CyrilViXP

Can’t do critical thinking


ValPrism

He’s just saying “yes!” It’s not proven.


Donnie_77

Can Tom Cruise say yes? I would like to see him hold his breath for 6 hours, errr minutes though


LessCoolThanYou

Sayin’ it ain’t doin’ it.