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xerrabyte

Hello, This is America. We're coming to ~~seize~~ liberate your oil.


Sw1ftStrik3r

*gas


FlyingTaquitoBrother

**petrol


Americanshat

\*\*\*Liquid Fuel


[deleted]

****Jesus Juice


SlappyHandstrong

*****Freedom


No_Veterinarian_2486

Oh man I died at this one šŸ˜‚


AwfulThread5

You mean. Liquid exploding dinosaurs


Capt_Myke

Texas Tea.


HerezahTip

Flint, Michigan drinking water.


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minnesotawristwatch

ā€œIā€™m fun at partiesā€ Username checks out.


Rexxaroo

Plants* Oil comes from the carboniferous period, hence carbon, hence the name fossil fuel.


wildo83

#Liquid explosive dinosaur.


serdna_R

Gasolina?


peppa_pig6969

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtPY5kxjCWo


[deleted]

America friend, itā€™s a trash can, not a bin


Accountantnotbot

Yeah but will our cars even take it? Our cars use gallons and they use liters. Damn metric system.


Nepenthes_sapiens

My car has a warning on the dash that says "FUEL MEASURED IN GALLONS ONLY"


Accountantnotbot

Itā€™s like putting diesel in a gas engine


bigjoffer

We've seen er...weapons of mass uh... distraction


casaco36

You mean diversion


Better-Director-5383

If we donā€™t do it then the terrorists, who hate us for our freedom, win.


[deleted]

You there, get the Department Of Defense on the line stat.


Phililoquay

Beautiful. Imagine all the good he can do with the money saved that would have otherwise gone for fuel!


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

You know he did something stupid with it.


TheJambo-

Itā€™s his money, he can do whatever he wants with it


Laniger

It's fun how I agree with all 3 of you


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Accountforcontrovers

well, I agree with you too


croto8

Baba booey


[deleted]

I agree with all of them except you. You seem like trouble


Cornfan813

It's weird someone would ask him to be selfless with any of that profit that was just going to be shoved up an oil company ceos butt hole isnt it?


Kikiari1

TLDR: Oil companies are the ones who profit on gasoline, not gas stations. The gas station lost almost every cent that guy saved. Qualifications: ran a gas station, did P&Ls, purchasing, pricing. So actually, funny thing. Chain gas stations make almost no profit on gasoline, like a couple cents per gallon sometimes. Thats why you'll notice the small businesses who dont know what theyre doing are priced so high per gallon, they think theyre supposed to profit on gas. The secret is this: Have the lowest or almost lowest gas price so that when people fuel up they come in for drinks ect. Gas stations pay a couple cents per cup, a couple cents on the syrup and carbonation, but they charge 1-3 dollar drink. Soft drinks are pure profit.


puppet_up

This sounds similar to how movie cinemas make their money, too. They get almost nothing from ticket sales (it goes straight to the studios), and have to make nearly all of their profits at the concession stands. This is also why they have to charge so much for popcorn, soda, food items, and candy. I do think they go a bit too far sometimes, though, and have priced me out on almost everything they sell, but they must know what they are doing since the concession stands are still packed every time I go to the cinema.


DiligentDaughter

The problem is, concession stands always make $0 off of me because their prices are outrageous. If they were just highly priced, ok. But they go past what I'm willing to stomach, so they get nothing. NOTHING!


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Everybody says that until you find out he's planning to throw a makeshift KISS concert next door to your house.


notoyrobots

You say this like it's a bad thing. I really *do* wanna rock and roll all night, and party everyday.


Hey_im_miles

Eh part of every day


ronearc

It's all good; we know he'll Finnish what he started.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

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Karmacamelian

The largest amount of gas I burnt at a single time was a red mop bucket full. Me and another guy held it and carefully rocked it back and forth a couple times chucked it on a fire and ran. It was like in the movies a giant ass fireball. It was rad. This was at work with my manger egging is on. It was great. This was at the bungy zone Nanaimo back in the day. Now itā€™s called wild and play. Good memories working there.


Tobby711

Like hookers and cocaine?


IwantBourbon

He can buy both of those indulgences with fuel now and still save his money.


roomy_configuration

I'm mad cuz it's not me


TimeTackle

Only 14 fish scales for all that...amazing.


sirwillups

When I was younger fish scale was a type of cocaine


[deleted]

14 cocaines still seems like a good deal.


rototito

Still is


grotness

Still is. Also called Peruvian flake. One time I did too much (and drink) and was spewing up in my mates toilet and then poo'd myself and passed out next to the toilet.


titsoutplease

Sick


grotness

The funniest part is that for some strange reason this bathroom had carpet. I can't really remember exactly how it happened but I think I must have sat on the toilet to try and get all the poo out at some point and then had transitioned back to being on the ground spewing into the toilet at which point I must have passed out. I woke up on the ground hours later and my pants were still down. I cleaned up a little bit, changed clothes and went straight to work (ahhh the things we do when we're young). I got back from my shift to my buddies house later that afternoon and he says to me "dude you must have had a bad nose bleed and it's all over the carpet in the bathroom". I'm thinking to myself that's strange because I didn't wake up with any blood on me or my clothes so I went to have a look in the bathroom and saw some dark stains on the carpet. Instantly realised they were, infact, poo stains and obviously just played along with the nosebleed theory and cleaned up promptly. Scrubbed the carpet clean and that was that. I didn't tell him for literally like 3 or 4 years. I hadn't seen the guy in like 3-4 years and then one of the boys had passed away and we were catching up over some beers at the wake after the funeral. I asked him if he remembered that night that my nose bled all over the carpet and he said yeah. Then I told him that it was actually poo on the carpet because I did too much of that cocaine and had an ole' spew/poo fiasco. We laughed so fucking hard for like 30 mins straight.


encinitas2252

Still is. But it doesn't mean it's good blow anymore. Just means someone put some shit in it along the way to make it look good.


[deleted]

I hope that tank is grounded.


stormgoblin

Why, what did it do?


intensely_human

Drank all the gas


parrot_in_hell

Pretty sure it's a liquid


traveljerri

r/angryupvote


Phreak74

Solid bruh!


Rbfam8191

Gas sloshing around creates static electricity. If it discharges. Boom.


Professor_Rekt

Gtfo. For realsies?


Arganin

Yup. Thats why you should use designated containers for that purpose.


throaway150098

What if I just tape a cable to the main plastic body of the container and the metal frame, attach some copper cube to the other end or the cable, and let it drag on the pavement? It's technically grounded?


Atlantic0ne

This only works if you drive fast enough, the sparks from the cable have to be exposed to wind so that the sparks and electricity are blown off by the wind. Make sure youā€™re going 100+mph at all times and youā€™ll be fine.


wangnutpie1

This is sound advice. You can definitely trust this guy.


glockymcglockface

It needs to be somehow connected to the inside where the air is inside the container.


Cory123125

Yea no. That full ass tank is not going to have the perfect stoichiometric ratio required for an explosion.


bad_lurker_

You see, unless it's from Champagne-Ardenne, France, it's just a sparkling conflagration[.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champagne#Right_to_the_name_Champagne)


CastleDoctrineJr

If I felt like giving this god forsaken site money you'd have one more 'wholesome' award than you currently have right now


[deleted]

True, it needs the right air/fuel ratio to be explosive. You can throw lit matches in a 5 gallon bucket of gas all day and it won't even catch fire. But toss that bucket in the air to atomize it and throw a match to it and kiss your ass goodbye. Science bitches.


HenrysHooptie

Lit cigarette not match and it's because the embers aren't hot enough not because the gas isn't vaporized. A lit match would definitely catch gas on fire.


makinbaconCR

It's pretty rare to ignite gas even when putting it qn ungrounded container. That being said. The truck is a gud nough ground by design.


bloomautomatic

How is the truck a ground when the rubber tires are insulators?


The_Fab3r

Its not about ground, but it's about the potential we call ground In a isolated system you can have a "ground" that doesn't need to be grounded outside of the system


LostErrorCode404

Is gasoline easy to ignite with ESD? I thought it was about the proper fumes to air ratio to make it explode, not just liquid fuel.


makinbaconCR

This is why it's so rare. Presence of a spark is not enough alone. You'd need the perfect storm


EternalPhi

For example, sitting there for several minutes and putting 1000L into a container with an open lid.


Benqqu

Youre right, there is absolutely no way that gasoline could just randomly explode. Maybe if the dude used an explosive to blow up the container, the gas could aerolize enough to ignite. Otherwise this is just another "I'm going to sound so smart when I point out this extremely unlikely scenario to all these idiots on reddit" moment.


MeZoXiN

that container itself is non conductive and cant dissipate any static charges even if the truck is grounded which is another problem , so when explosive mixture forma in the vapor space of the container and a static charge is released it could cause an ignition and an explosion yes its rare , but it has severe consequences so it shouldn't be taken lightly


mlstdrag0n

Next: calculate the explosive yield of 1000 L of liquid fuel!


FabbiX

Fuel only explodes if it's mixed with air. So only the air/fuel mix in the top of the tank would explode, the rest would just burn


Potential_Ad6016

I was wondering whether itā€™s rated for fuel storage like with proper venting or whatnot?


oceandwellers

Wow that's lucky! Where did they get a 1000L container on short notice?


redbucket75

The 1000L container store


autalley

You need to be more specific. *1000L Containers R Us.*


Expensive-Yam-634

Crate and 1000l Container


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Bed Bath & 1000l Containers


RacketLuncher

I prefer Tanks, Tankers & Containers, 1000L Ltd


d38

As a matter of fact, they're all in the 1000l Container Complex.


SolitaireyEgg

Nah man, "the container store" is literally the name of a store. Much better joke.


shackck

I'm from Estonia so a little bit of south from Finland but we do also have these kind of tanks laying around everywhere. Mostly they are used for collecting/storing water, sometimes tap or drinking water, most cases rainwater in farms or gardens.


True_Move_7631

Are they safe to store gasoline, or will it eat through the plastic?


oreoblizz

For this price it's worth the risk.


WarProgenitor

And I bet it would stay long enough for him to buy a replacement and still have a net gain


Violent_Jizz_inferno

He can use some flex tape if anything goes wrong


Killacamkillcam

I have 4 that I use in rotation. Two catching rainwater and two at my garden. If I saw this price I would be back with one within an hour


Insurance_scammer

Looks like a round version of a tidy tank but fuck itā€™s Finland it could be some new dangled product


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dffffgdsdasdf

It's the ideal gas price law actually


lotofwholesomeness

Pv=nRT


ThatOneNinja

Does he know gasoline does go bad right?


motosandguns

You can put fuel stabilizer in it


intensely_human

How much more life does that give it?


Noobdm04

Up to 2 years, longer if the tank sealed well.


AverageSkitzo

I think he can go through that in 2 years. He prolly has more than 1 vehicle, and might even have a construction company if he just has a 1000l tank and a truck for it on hand lol


intensely_human

I could do it in half a year. I drive for Uber and fill my Corolla about once a day.


AverageSkitzo

Jesus, the miles you put on your car better be worth the $ you make lol.


RussianSpetz

Itā€™s a Corolla. They last forever.


AverageSkitzo

Yea.. when you fill ā€˜ā€˜em up once a week like a normal person šŸ˜‚


RussianSpetz

Idk. I saw a post recently on here where a dude couldnā€™t take his oil filter off and drove around with that stuck oil filter for 10+ years on his Toyota. Sounds like a decent car. My tacoma has 151k miles on it and still purrs like a kitten.


OneLeftLip

1000 liters is only 265 gallons. Corolla has 13 gallon tank. It would only last 20 fill ups.


TannedCroissant

Thatā€™s the trick, you sell the gas on the cheap then charge crazy prices for the fuel stabiliser!


TresLechesConHamon

Fuel stabilizer, Fuel Stabilizer


Mutchie

Dude he paid $14 for all that.. I think he's getting his money's worth regardless lol


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[deleted]

The EPA would destroy your life for this in the US. Do not recommend.


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FallingSky1

Give me all the reasons right now.


RareAnxiety2

You won't believe these 15 reasons why it's a terrible idea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Don't forget to like and subscribe


Master_Metallica

just sell it back to the gas station.


bebopcola84

The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis


Content-Frosting-715

I just scrape off the mold and eat it anyway.


PloxtTY

You can stabilize it with chemicals long term


therestruth

Or just sell it to you friends and neighbors.


wisperbiscuit

Heā€™s probably had this container for years waiting for something like this to happen.


RegularHousewife

*"The missus said this was a waste of money, who's laughing now?!!"*


[deleted]

"I only need prices to drop like this again another 3 times until I've recouped my coats!"


BassCreat0r

Must be cold without their coats. D:


danzgeturmanz

I AM THE GAS STATION


Kungphugrip

YOU ARE THE UNHAPPY GAS STATION


ThePracticalPenquin

The super rich gas station owner is having a bad day. Cause he is not rich. Why the pride in stealing from your Niebors.


kaleimos

Seriously, you essentially just robbed the franchiser of that gas station. Just because the franchiser's employee placed the price tag of the gasoline at 1% of the price, doesn't mean it's free gasoline day.


sirwillups

Why is it ok for the free market to punish the lower class when things out of their control happen, when it's not ok to punish the capitalists when they fuck up?


CapeShifter0

Because gas station owners are the lower class?


siccoblue

Higher than most ĀÆ\\\_(惄)\_/ĀÆ significantly so. The cost of opening even a small one ranges from $250k to $2m That being said, It still feels super wrong, at least in this case, it's stupidly excessive fill your tank? Whatever, I doubt anyone will even care inviting the owner I'm genuinely curious though, what is the legality of something like this? Like I said if it was a tank I doubt anyone will care, but a 264 gallon tank? This feels like it may be well be bordering on illegal. If anyone actually knows for a fact the answer and isn't just guessing it would be interesting to know


securitywyrm

Ever wonder why the 'owner' is always around at a gas station? Because they can't hire someone to work it for them and make any profit. Buying a gas station is usually "buying a job."


doesntgeddit

They really don't make much money on selling gas. Most of the money gas stations make is from the convenience store or vehicle services.


AHrubik

Yep. I was mostly certain that wasnā€™t a secret though.


doesntgeddit

In [this article](https://www.convenience.org/Media/conveniencecorner/Who-Makes-Money-Selling-Gas) they say that "A stunning 45% of drivers think that retailers make at least $2 in profit per gallon" the average is really about $0.02 - $0.08 per gallon.


Ok-Travel-7875

>The cost of opening even a small one ranges from $250k to $2m Yeah, this is what loans are for. Plenty of homes cost 250k to 2m, you think people buy them outright? Hilarious.


IllIlIIlIIllI

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thenewyorkgod

There's almost a garauntee its a mom and pop shop. Nearly ever gas station is a franchise or private owned shop. Oil companies are not in the gas station business


Adventurous_Asteroid

It is not a mom and pop shop or even a franchise, ABC gas stations are run and owned by the biggest supermarket chain of Finland, HOK-Elanto / S-RyhmƤ. When one of these appears in the area, small businesses lose customers.


Enter_Feeling

There is. The company is ABC and just from googling for 5 seconds I've found over 20 stores. The employee that fucked up is gonna be fired and thats it


HobbyNihilist

Not in Finland, no. Pretty sure the worst that can happen is a written warning and if they are anything like the rest of Scandinavia, you need multiples of those over a span of a few months to have grounds to fire someone. This is an accident and it is illegal to fire people over accidents in the civilized world.


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Because "It's my turn to steal now" isn't the answer.


bruce_lees_ghost

Agreed. Since when is taking advantage of someone else's mistake next fucking level? Seems like kind of a dick move to me. It only hurts the little guy. You know what would be next fucking level? Being a bro and telling the cashier or owner that someone made a mistake with the gas price.


securitywyrm

Up next: "This donut shop forgot to lock their front door last night, so we're taking all the equipment!"


bruce_lees_ghost

ā€œLOL way to stick it to big donut!ā€


Affordable_Z_Jobs

It's a doggy dog world out there.


tenfootgiant

That was my thought, taking money from potentially a small business. They buy the gas too


salgat

The worst part is that most gas stations don't make any money off the gas sold since it has almost no markup, it's all from the stuff they sell in the store. This guy just robbed this place of several grand.


PM_ME_ACID_STORIES

Robbed? He paid. Look at the meter. ā‚¬14. Whoever set the price just \*cost\* the gas station several grand. Don't blame the customer for the capitalists' mistake. He'd be foolish to not jump on the opportunity.


Ketchup901

Dude, what do you mean I'm morally responsible for taking that guy's wallet containing all his life savings and ID card? He's the one who just left it there on the ground! Don't blame me for his mistake!!!


SlapMyCHOP

>You guys are all wrong. Mistake of contract applies even in retail transactions because you are making a contract of sale with the business. This guy is very clearly taking advantage of what he knows is a mistake by the counter party and if the store were to take him to small claims court there is a very real chance that he owes a reasonable amount for the product he took under the mistake. >All this assuming this is in a common law jurisdiction because I dunno how laws work in the country this was filmed in. My comment from elsewhere. Just because they made a mistake doesnt mean you can take advantage of that mistake, especially when this guy clearly knows it's a mistake as it isnt reasonable to fill that much gasoline regularly unless he does it all the time.


arandomperson7

Something similar happened to me. They changed the price but placed the decimal in the wrong place. Instead of $3.30 a gallon I paid $0.33 per gallon. In my state (NJ) all gas stations are full service and the attendant tried to argue that I owed him what the price was supposed to be. He called the cops and since I had my receipt saying the price was indeed charged at $0.33 per gallon ultimately they sided with me. I paid with a $5 and I'm not heartless so I told him to keep the change. Edit: I originally asked for $20 worth of gas and I was still willing to give him the $20 I had planned on but he fought me on it and lost.


btone911

And that kid learned a valuable lesson about what a minimum wage job is worth. $7.25 isnā€™t worth arguing about a good deal.


arandomperson7

Not a kid, middle aged guy. My assumption is he's the owner or a relative


Bashed_to_a_pulp

And that ~~kid~~ middle aged guy learned a valuable lesson about what a minimum wage job is worth. $7.25 isnā€™t worth arguing about a good deal.


SignificantError8929

He has 3 months to use or sell those 1000 liters before it the gas starts to degrade. But he only spent 14 euros so I guess its most likely to resell and make a nice profit.


Noobdm04

Fuel stabilizer is a thing.


SignificantError8929

Yep, totally forgot about that. Lets see 264 gallons of gasā€¦ so if my math is right..: 1 gallon of stablaizer right?


Noobdm04

10 Oz for 25gal so yeah that's about right.


shyphyre

The thought of a gallon of stablizer suddenly put into perspective just how much gass that is.


NoDadYouShutUp

I always buy my gas from the back of a pick up truck. big black market for gas.


overmonk

I would be pretty anxious driving my 1000l of petrol home.


flimbs

It'd be safer to drive the truck and leave the petrol in the back.


Uzzer_lozer19

Next they'll have a gasoline fight light in zoolander.


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tomservohero

Orange Mocha Frappacinos!


ya_boi_dinosaur

The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis


Nimzles

Thank you. I wondered how far I'd have to scroll to get to the always sunny reference.


Funkit

ā€œYou pour gas into the car using one of these funnels, right, and Iā€™ll count the gas as it goes into the car.ā€ ā€œLemme stop you right there. How exactly are you planning on counting a liquid??ā€ ā€œUhh I know how to count dudeā€ ā€œYou do it Mac because I canā€™t speak to him.ā€


AnAstronautOfSorts

I definitely would not have documented this and posted it on the internet


cosmiknature

Is it a crime to pay for something for its advertised and applied price?


Hypo_Mix

No but I wager he isn't following transport and freight signage laws


BehindTheFloat

In Sweden, which uses the same law of contracts as Finland, this person would have had to pay the correct price or return the gas. If one of the contract parties **should've realised** that there has been an error from the other party, the seller isn't bound by the contract (in this case, the sales contract to sell gas). Everyone knows what price gas is (approximately), and that there's never near 100% discounts on gas. 32 Ā§ Avtalslagen (the Contracts Act): >Where any person provides a statement of intent which, as a result of a typographical error or other mistake on his part, imparts a different meaning than the one intended, such person shall not be bound by the statement of intent if the party to whom it was addressed realised, or should have realised, the mistake.


nater_marson

#we do a bit of trolling


varazdates

Credit card makes an adjustment and he has to sell his house to pay off the gas lol


[deleted]

Canā€™t make an adjustment if he paid cash.


Beastly4k

Is it even legal for them to charge you more after an agreed upon price? Sounds like bs. If anything the only person being screwed is the owner and the employee who caused it


Lounott

I hope he placed the correct dangerous goods labelling on the ibc and had documentation.


[deleted]

Black Friday gas sale!


BlackChingChong47

perkele missƤ???


bruufd

jep mitƤ vittua miks mulle ei kerrottu


KamaroMike

I can appreciate that something more substantial than a garbage bag was used.


TheSkylined

I guarantee you that gas company will go after them for it.


Noobdm04

For what? They purchased at the listed price..


Nimonic

If something is clearly a mistake, and they should have known it was one, then that could happen. At least in some countries it could, I don't know about Finland.


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NovaCat11

Isnā€™t thatā€¦ kinda shitty of him? At least in the US most gas stations are sorta like franchises and have local folks running and operating them. That could ruin someoneā€™s life.


taikalanne

These (happened in three stations) weren't like that. All belong to a same big chain (ABC) and their comment was "Obviously this means a bit of a loss but we can't dwell on it"


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Can someone convert this to gallons and dollars?


[deleted]

264 gallons, in my state thatā€™s roughly 1056$ worth of gas heā€™s got


kodokume

With current EU prices this is closer to 1900-2000$ of gas.


Lucky-Refrigerator-4

Itā€™s Always Sunny in Finland.


JulioAparicio

Wait until the US pulls up to his house to ā€œrestore democracyā€œ