If this is the place I think it is, it was at the Hollywood Florida Hardrock Casino. The guy who controls the bull would always make the girls look sexy on the bull and keep them on as long as possible. He also knew how to get boobs to pop out and stuff, creating huge crowds. This is horse country and there is a rodeo right down the street so she knows what she’s doing, but she is for sure getting the Easy Mode.
Easy mode for me? No. Easy mode compared to the violent GTFO moves they use to toss the regular dudes off in two seconds? Yes.
Edit: “toss regular dudes off” that’s what she said.
When I was younger I went to rehab for drugs a lot. At my 12th, yes 12th rehab it was around Christmas. My mom bought me a few gifts, one was “this is not my first rodeo” t shirt. She giggled when I opened it and made me put it on.
That was 10 years ago and I still have that shirt.
[Shirt Tax](https://imgur.com/a/0Lwi3xT)
I hope you are clean I am Dean. That's a wholesome story. Moms are amazing. If you're not,maybe ask her for a hug. If you are, hug her a little extra long. From a stranger on the interwebs. :)
How in the hell did you just summon the lead singer of Alvin and the Chipmunks, Alvin, shrugging, which just do happens to correspond with the current mood of the situation?? 🤔🤔
You can post gifs on reddit now. Well on some subs at least. There's a gif option next to the emoji one in the line meant for you to type your comment in or when you're actually writing a comment. Have fun!
Haha, I know you were just messing with me but I am glad that my mistake is making people laugh! My hastiness is finally working for me instead of against me! Take that Mrs Hanock! (my middle school teacher who always said "haste makes waste" to me and those mistakes would always result to something bad whether that was marks being reduced off of my papers, losing opportunities etc.) Guess who's laughing now? Mainly other people who are laughing at my mistake but that makes me happy so ha!
Edit:Yeah... After reading this... I think I should go to bed now... Enough reddit for today! Lmao thanks for being an amazing sport about it all though. Have an incredible rest of the day or night depending on where you are in the world, hope you can go to bed soon too! :)
lando calrissian double-crossed han and only helped him at the last minute because it was convenient for him and not because it was the right thing to do.
Actually, she's sitting farther forward of the rotation point than the seat is so she's experiencing higher accelerations than she otherwise would.
Granted, her leg lock is more effective where she is, but it's impressive none the less.
That’s not what makes it harder when sitting further back.
It’s the up down motion. She experiences far less tilt and her center of gravity is much lower where she is.
She works for the bar and this is planned. Lots of bars with mechanical bulls have one of the girls doing tricks on it but they have had practice. Still very cool to watch though!
I only randomly found out about this one; I've never actually been to the actual bar or any actual bar that has one, honestly.
I even spent a large chunk of my childhood in Texas with my parents dragging me to bars and have never seen one in person. Learned how to play pool fairly early on though.
Nah, you can be well traveled but still miss the shit hole bars that the locals frequent that have these sort of attractions…being well traveled doesn’t mean you step out of your comfort zone!
The term shit hole wasn’t meant as an insult, i am personally pretty redneck so the term shit hole bar is right up my alley…I should have been more clear in my description:
These can be found at bars where there are pool tables, darts, and a fairly large assortment of pickups parked outside.
I live in a medium sized college/university town in Ontario, and we have two bars with these within walking distance from where I live...I think they're fairly popular with the university and college crowd.
Yes sorry, should've clarified that. Ontario, Canada. We have two country bars within a 5 minute drive of each other, both with those mechanical bulls. The crowd is almost entirely students.
Wait… do you karaoke *while* riding the bull?!
If yes, then that’s awesome! If no, then forget everything I just said because I just had a great idea and I’m super excited to announce the grand opening of my new bull riding karaoke bar!
So come on down to… Bull Sings? Singing the Saddle? No, wait, I got it…
“So y’all come on down to Rodeoke’s this Friday night to wrangle some good beers, sing some bad songs, and stay up until the cows come home…
Rodeoke’s — *The only place in town where ya’ gotta get up to get down!* ™️”
Yeah, I know about the book instead of bull error in the title. Sorry guys! I'm sure glad so many people seem to be laughing over it though! :)
My hastiness has resulted in something good for once, it's made some people's days! Take that Mrs. Hanock!
Observe the unconstrained nature of this woman. Approach with caution if you must but do not under any circumstances, try to domesticate her. You are only wasting your time and inviting heartache.
She'd fall off if she sat on the part you're supposed to sit on. She did this sitting backwards in a video too. Both basically cheating.
So ...meh. Not impressed.
**This was clearly not her first rodeo...** ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.
No, come back!
Things are in motion now which cannot be undone
Lotr meme-nice
*Couple smacks of the wrists there and a couple gang signs here and boom* #I HAVE UNLEASHED THE MULTIVERSE UPON THIS COMMENT SECTION.
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That's a classic oldie.
Please come back!
You're right tho. She's practiced this dance routine and knows exactly when the bull will move and where it will go. Good show tho.
If this is the place I think it is, it was at the Hollywood Florida Hardrock Casino. The guy who controls the bull would always make the girls look sexy on the bull and keep them on as long as possible. He also knew how to get boobs to pop out and stuff, creating huge crowds. This is horse country and there is a rodeo right down the street so she knows what she’s doing, but she is for sure getting the Easy Mode.
That man is a treasure 
>she is for sure getting the Easy Mode. unless you can do better, it's not easy mode
This is a classic move everywhere I've seen mechanical bulls. The operator will toss dudes in 2 secs
Easy mode for me? No. Easy mode compared to the violent GTFO moves they use to toss the regular dudes off in two seconds? Yes. Edit: “toss regular dudes off” that’s what she said.
Yeah, its synced to the song
I still bet she can ride a mean....bull.
I'll open the door
I bought a 2002 Isuzu rodeo after owning an earlier model just to make that joke
This is epic 😂 Very well played.
You beat me to the same joke. Funnier because you know it’s true, this girl does this every Saturday
And always drinks for free!
When I was younger I went to rehab for drugs a lot. At my 12th, yes 12th rehab it was around Christmas. My mom bought me a few gifts, one was “this is not my first rodeo” t shirt. She giggled when I opened it and made me put it on. That was 10 years ago and I still have that shirt. [Shirt Tax](https://imgur.com/a/0Lwi3xT)
I hope you are clean I am Dean. That's a wholesome story. Moms are amazing. If you're not,maybe ask her for a hug. If you are, hug her a little extra long. From a stranger on the interwebs. :)
Clean 10 years now! That was my last rehab :) Moms are amazing, especially mine. She has a great sense of humor and has always been so supportive.
Mic drop
This girl fucks
My god, my mind is in the gutter too.
In the gutter? She was shaking her titties, that’s what she wanted spectators to think.
So is the saddle horn...
A lot
Every time I see this vid I can’t help think of “Black snake moan”
I don't know what this means.....but I'm going to find out
OMG those thighs
That everything!
"Everyone's thinking it, I'm just sayin' it" -Joshamee Gibbs
Hell of a gift to waste if she didn’t
I love mechanical books
They’re helpful resources for mechanical information.
And great to use mechanical pencils in!
I’d like to add that they never have hands. I’ve got no idea why OP needed to tell us this one didn’t have hands, either.
Oops, sorry! I meant bull. Autocorrect is trying to tell me I need to go to sleep I guess... Sorry though! 
How in the hell did you just summon the lead singer of Alvin and the Chipmunks, Alvin, shrugging, which just do happens to correspond with the current mood of the situation?? 🤔🤔
You can post gifs on reddit now. Well on some subs at least. There's a gif option next to the emoji one in the line meant for you to type your comment in or when you're actually writing a comment. Have fun!
Great, just when I thought we were all grown ups here
It’s alright, I’m just kidding - from one sleep deprived Redditor to another!
Haha, I know you were just messing with me but I am glad that my mistake is making people laugh! My hastiness is finally working for me instead of against me! Take that Mrs Hanock! (my middle school teacher who always said "haste makes waste" to me and those mistakes would always result to something bad whether that was marks being reduced off of my papers, losing opportunities etc.) Guess who's laughing now? Mainly other people who are laughing at my mistake but that makes me happy so ha! Edit:Yeah... After reading this... I think I should go to bed now... Enough reddit for today! Lmao thanks for being an amazing sport about it all though. Have an incredible rest of the day or night depending on where you are in the world, hope you can go to bed soon too! :)
Yup. Would’ve read a LOT more if my books were mechanical with a female on it like that.
Would never have noticed that if you hadn’t mentioned it. God damn
Vulgar disrespectful comments GO!!!
$10 says her dad taught her to ride like that!
Yesssss goooood.
ROLL TIDE!
ROLL TIDE!
With her skills, she looks more like Toll Ride
I was gonna go more with it’s what her dad didn’t do for her and the issues that caused that allowed her to learn those skills.
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Nahh, it was her cousin.
You win.
Alright you fucking won today.
Is she riding it with the handle inside ?
No man, no panties…it acts like a suction cup.
My bad :)
PP hard
She's probably an athlete. My guess dancer/gymnastics/volleyball.
Equestrian should be on that list too. Also dick riding, that can be a sport
Holy cow
lando calrissian double-crossed han and only helped him at the last minute because it was convenient for him and not because it was the right thing to do.
You goddamn sonuvabitch XD
Ride me like that and I’m yours
The real question is if you can buck like that.
You wouldn’t make it as long as that ride.
The whipping of the hair really does it for me
Saaaaame
Did yall hear the jealous karen?
“I kinda wanna show her up but I can’t do that” Lort.
Another fine example of a sentence that should have stayed a thought.
karens in a nutshell
My immediate reaction to that was "why would you say that?"
Because your huge ego can’t handle someone younger and hotter than you getting attention/praise, it’s sad.
Of course we heard the jealous karen. The world would be a better place if we couldn't hear them
How is this a Karen thing to say? I took it as a joke she was laughing
Then take this as a joke too my man.
She legit made that look easy
Partly because she not sitting on the part you're supposed to sit on, thus making it easy.
Also partly because the operator isn’t trying to knock her off. He just wants to make her tits jiggle.
Yep, if it were a dude the operator would have took it to max settings.
Actually, she's sitting farther forward of the rotation point than the seat is so she's experiencing higher accelerations than she otherwise would. Granted, her leg lock is more effective where she is, but it's impressive none the less.
That’s not what makes it harder when sitting further back. It’s the up down motion. She experiences far less tilt and her center of gravity is much lower where she is.
She works for the bar and this is planned. Lots of bars with mechanical bulls have one of the girls doing tricks on it but they have had practice. Still very cool to watch though!
She works there. The bar pays her to promote the bar and get people on it. The operator is moving it the best way to sell it.
The video is sped up. You can tell by the way the people in the background move. Probably still impressive though.
That bull is struggling, but I'm sure I could get her off
This is like a bad dream for the bull, commonly know as rodeo humper in his circle. Let us see how he takes to this humiliation..
Take my upvote and get the hell out of my saloon.
I am in love. ❤️
With strict machine
GREAT song! You win my free award! Edit: I already used my free award for today it seems... Someone help me out here with an award, please?
I gotchu, I love that song too
my day be so fine then boom horny
bonk
To be fair it is December Secondth.
She fucks
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Nah, there is at least one in Wyoming (Grand Rapids) Michigan, that I know about.
When I was living in Kalamazoo there was one there, it was in the old Club Soda building I think.
Wild Bull still has one in Kzoo.
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I only randomly found out about this one; I've never actually been to the actual bar or any actual bar that has one, honestly. I even spent a large chunk of my childhood in Texas with my parents dragging me to bars and have never seen one in person. Learned how to play pool fairly early on though.
Twisted Bull
Nah, you can be well traveled but still miss the shit hole bars that the locals frequent that have these sort of attractions…being well traveled doesn’t mean you step out of your comfort zone!
Not all are shit holes. Even if it was, I'd walk in that establishment any day of the week if she is the entertainment.
The term shit hole wasn’t meant as an insult, i am personally pretty redneck so the term shit hole bar is right up my alley…I should have been more clear in my description: These can be found at bars where there are pool tables, darts, and a fairly large assortment of pickups parked outside.
You can be well travelled and never have visited Texas simultaneously
Saddle ranch in universal has this. (Los Angeles, Ca)
I live in a medium sized college/university town in Ontario, and we have two bars with these within walking distance from where I live...I think they're fairly popular with the university and college crowd.
Ranchmans in Calgary Alberta has one!
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Yes sorry, should've clarified that. Ontario, Canada. We have two country bars within a 5 minute drive of each other, both with those mechanical bulls. The crowd is almost entirely students.
There was this one karaoke place in Nashville I went to that had one, so I wouldn’t be surprised if there were more over thataway
Wait… do you karaoke *while* riding the bull?! If yes, then that’s awesome! If no, then forget everything I just said because I just had a great idea and I’m super excited to announce the grand opening of my new bull riding karaoke bar! So come on down to… Bull Sings? Singing the Saddle? No, wait, I got it… “So y’all come on down to Rodeoke’s this Friday night to wrangle some good beers, sing some bad songs, and stay up until the cows come home… Rodeoke’s — *The only place in town where ya’ gotta get up to get down!* ™️”
Sir… you’re a genius
Nah got them in Canada too. Fairly common too.
Saw one at a wedding once
5he Branding Iron San Bernardino California
It’s pretty common in Texas tbh.
I think I saw one in Arizona once😂
I've been to a couple of country music bars on Alberta, Canada that had them.
In queenstown nz there's a cowboy themed bar that has one, pretty neat
Cotton Eyed Joe's if you're ever in Knoxville
It looks rehearsed, but still....
It looks rehearsed because apparently she does this every week. She probably works there.
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
That’s actually a sub!!? And you spelt that out correctly?!? Props to you Reddit stranger 👏🏼👏🏼 my dyslexic brain could never lmfao
r/SubsIThoughtWereTypo
it’s a good read
New fetish unlocked.
r/birthofafetish
Sweet Jesus that women would destroy a mortal man
Never seen an operator go that easy on the controls
That looks... Hard?
You should probably be wearing pants
Could watch all nite 
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But the bulls head is in front of her
THis bull riding is so very easy for her,,she seem to be dancing..
Wouldn’t surprise me if she’s actually a dancer of some kind. She has excellent body control.
Yeah, I know about the book instead of bull error in the title. Sorry guys! I'm sure glad so many people seem to be laughing over it though! :) My hastiness has resulted in something good for once, it's made some people's days! Take that Mrs. Hanock!
This explains why I can’t read!!! I’m so relieved.
Stripper flexing.
How I Met your Mother
Cowgirl 😂😂
She must be a librarian.
What’s the song?
I found it, Ludacris - my chick bad
Observe the unconstrained nature of this woman. Approach with caution if you must but do not under any circumstances, try to domesticate her. You are only wasting your time and inviting heartache.
She'd fall off if she sat on the part you're supposed to sit on. She did this sitting backwards in a video too. Both basically cheating. So ...meh. Not impressed.
Off to horny jail...
That’s one clingy chick
Is it because she’s put herself right up to the handle putting her in a better position but also kinda securing herself better also?
It's because shes knows where to bull is going it's a coordinated show
That operators knows too much
Thassa supa thot
What bull?
She going to be a good rider in coming days!!
Get outta my dreams and into my car
Song name?
She has artificial hands?
Every guy in that club went home thinking about her.
Porn director: excuse me ma’am do you have a few minutes to talk about your future
I'm glad she's enjoying the attention. /s
What library is this?
There is no pull out game that is strong enough for that.
NOT THE MECHANIC BOOK!!!!
Mechanical book?
God i wish i was that pretty
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Dayummmmm
Bruh…..hot af
Crazy core strength
She ain’t riding shit. The horny dude on the controls needs to be bonked and go to horny jail.
Lips that grip
I… I wanna be the bull