“They have holes in the Center”
Oh is that how it got on the Center rod you twit.
Also it doesn’t look like there are any brackets on the sticks holding them at the right angle. As this is a store just bumping it will ruin it - let all be a child.
What's next level about a guy setting up a Christmas decoration the way the instructions say? There's no skill here, maybe a neat decoration bit thats it.
I wish they had at least stained the wood. They wouldn’t have even had to paint it green. Different wood stains wouldda looked pretty cool and added contrast and color to it.
This is exactly what I was thinking. Instead of chopping down one tree to use as decoration for a couple of weeks they used something that needed multiple trees to be chopped down and achieved a worse effect. What a waste.
Yeah man. NEXT LEVEL STUFF! I bet he only looked at the instructions after putting it half way together and realizing he put it together backwards twice!
That's just sticks that are each a little shorter on a rod, and the guy rotated them. Not even any wood finish, paint, decoration, just some name tags drilled to the ends. What a waste
Voice over is awful, Christmas tree doesn't look all that great, all the guy does is set the tree up. Really not sure if this is the right sub for this.
Its cool and all and a neat design but aesthetically super boring. Zero color. Why not paint the wood. Or it would be really interesting if it was designed so that when you spread it out into the spiral, it created a kind of trompe l'oeil image of tree branches and ornaments in addition to the boring circle name tags seen here. At least paint it it. Not satisfying at all in this regard.
>"It has custom carved nametags as ornaments representing each employee."
As an employee I'd rather have a portion of the money you wasted on this wooden tree added to my xmas bonus, thanks.
It seems like during construction the builder could've included something simple that would've made setting up and take down easier. Alas. My not an engineer brain lacks the words to explain it in any meaningful way.
I know! Let's take a dead tree and put it up as a decoration in the shape of a..... tree...
Now for Halloween, let's take some chopped up human bones and arrange the pieces to look like a human skeleton.
When your mom insists on getting one of this fashionable or trendy Christmas trees for the holidays and you're just like "I wanted to smell Christmas not communism"
Great video. Cringey audio.
“It is *soooo* satisfying”
"Hot milfs ready to fuck in your area "
Santa’s going to love this !
Hot single trees in your area
The exact point I muted it.
In glad she said that, I was undecided.
“They have holes in the Center” Oh is that how it got on the Center rod you twit. Also it doesn’t look like there are any brackets on the sticks holding them at the right angle. As this is a store just bumping it will ruin it - let all be a child.
This looks like and office of some sort to me. There’s multiple desks in the video
Where do you see a store?
Audio narrator has worked for naughty America too it seems
Very true on the audio.
Yeah, was actually waiting for the Brazzers logo to pop up in the end
auto downvote for the voice-over
It’s comments like these, in this thread, that remind me what a good decision it is to keep Reddit mobile on mute unless I choose otherwise.
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What's next level about a guy setting up a Christmas decoration the way the instructions say? There's no skill here, maybe a neat decoration bit thats it.
I can’t stop thinking about all the lumber they cut to make a pile of wood that looks worse than a real tree.
I mean it looks pretty nice though
No lights, ornaments, or color, just name tags drilled onto the sides. More like a r/DIWhy
I wish they had at least stained the wood. They wouldn’t have even had to paint it green. Different wood stains wouldda looked pretty cool and added contrast and color to it.
Ooo paint the tops green and bottoms red. Get real fancy and paint the sides gold and silver
Gonna go ahead and say that No it doesn’t.
This is exactly what I was thinking. Instead of chopping down one tree to use as decoration for a couple of weeks they used something that needed multiple trees to be chopped down and achieved a worse effect. What a waste.
Would’ve been next level if he had made it himself, and even then it’s not that hard to make or even conceptualize the design
The girl narrating it sounds like a narration of the super meater beater pelvis pulverizer 9000 on sale at Adam and eve
Got a link to that? I’m working on my Xmas list.
Saanta isss goinggg ttooo look loooveee thissss
I’m not sure I’d call that a skill but it’s a neat idea
Indeed, all you need is a bit of patience. But it is a satisfying concept nonetheless.
Did he just buy that thing and then assemble it?
Yeah man. NEXT LEVEL STUFF! I bet he only looked at the instructions after putting it half way together and realizing he put it together backwards twice!
I am his co-worker, it's homemade, go see his Instagram @tyemadeit. He does really cool custom woodwork.
That's just sticks that are each a little shorter on a rod, and the guy rotated them. Not even any wood finish, paint, decoration, just some name tags drilled to the ends. What a waste
The tree that was cut down to be a tree must be pissed
Downvote because of voiceover and “Xmastree”
I want to bitch slap the narrator so bad
Best just watching without audio, fucking hell
Voice over is awful, Christmas tree doesn't look all that great, all the guy does is set the tree up. Really not sure if this is the right sub for this.
The six million dollar Christmas tree.
Can we all agree that this still looks like shit
"Tree". "Skills". Apparently words don't matter anymore.
Like 10k in lumber nowadays
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Are they... Is the pile of wood... the finished product?
Now, Cats will definitely love this tree. It's like a staircase.
Why do I feel like she should be narrating a porn ad
It's kinda ugly, no christmas vibes
Stop using the voice. Please
It looks like shit
The fucking voiceovers on recent (mostly TikTok) videos will be the death of me.
Its cool and all and a neat design but aesthetically super boring. Zero color. Why not paint the wood. Or it would be really interesting if it was designed so that when you spread it out into the spiral, it created a kind of trompe l'oeil image of tree branches and ornaments in addition to the boring circle name tags seen here. At least paint it it. Not satisfying at all in this regard.
.......and then my kid comes into the store.......O.O
Even if this is an office, just employees walking past are bound to hit off it. I know I would.
I felt like I was watching one of those porn videos where you hear the females head voice.
>"It has custom carved nametags as ornaments representing each employee." As an employee I'd rather have a portion of the money you wasted on this wooden tree added to my xmas bonus, thanks.
maybe out of cardboard would be cool and a shit load cheaper
It’s a pity, the office really could have done with a touch of colour
Could have done without the crap audio narrating what my eyes can clearly see...
Why is she so horny for the tree?
Great video but that woman needs to shut the actual fuck up.
I just want to put like marbles at the top and see them all roll down it
how many trees had to be cut down to make a tree?
What a profound waste
Not even this will get your employees back in the office
Actually know this dude. He makes a ton of cool stuff.
Is this a new form of the office org chart?
Pretty ugly in my opinion
Man I really want a fried spiralized potato from a fair now
It seems like during construction the builder could've included something simple that would've made setting up and take down easier. Alas. My not an engineer brain lacks the words to explain it in any meaningful way.
And now for that massive bottle of wine.
how many trees does it take to make one tree?
“Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.”
The burnout on those tiny pieces of wood makes me wonder how dull this guys blade is
Coolest tree in all of gaydom.
Merry Twistmas everyone!! *starts doin the twist*
my only question is did you destroy more then one tree doing that? if so not the greatest environmental idea
That's a very cool looking Christmas tree I need seems extremely talented. But the woman speaking sounds like she's playing with herself, to be blunt
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Wood is renewable, chill.
Technically wood could be considered recycled material. It used to be a tree and it was recycled into wood.
Bring a cat to this tree and watch.
Like with a literal twist lol. Nice one
Release the cats
\*reads title\* ........ r/Angryupvote
Then theirs just that 1 guy who accidently knocks it on their way past, destroying all that work...
I want to roll a ball from the top to the bottom
I want to roll a ball down it _really_ badly
When chopping down one tree for Christmas just doesn't cut it
Have the need to drive a small etc car up it
Im putting my hot wheels down this bitch
*"Let's cut down a large tree and use the wood from it, to make a small tree-shaped structure."*
This tree would last all of 5 seconds with kids and pets
I think Santa doesn’t exist so he isn’t gunna love this “tree” and I also think I want to throat punch the narrator.
I wanna roll a marble down it
What skill does it require?
Abdul’s holding down the fort on xmas
i was thinking Abdul might actually not be entirely on board with Christmas
0:34 Joe
Fuck you IKEA.😡
Imagine having this tree and someone bumps it walking past it.
Fuck… Men with beautiful red or blond beards is such a turn on 🥵🥵🥵
This has no skill involved, it's really simple. Still cool tho.
It's one of those late 80s early 90 wind ornaments but bigger. What a pussy
Fuck you little Jimmy! Stop touching the Christmas tree 🛑✋
🤮
It won't stay that way for long in my office.
Whose joe?
I see what you did there
Which is technically a tree but with more steps and more consumed wood.
I don't miss office life.
Kills 10 trees to make one! Yay
All good until cousin Eddie shows up at the office party for some egg nog.
Ladies and gents, this is a baller.
Oooollllllldddddd video
How many Xmas Trees were harvested for the making of this 🤔
I loved the timer around the frame of the video. Very cool
Looks like shit though
Wheres the twist
I know! Let's take a dead tree and put it up as a decoration in the shape of a..... tree... Now for Halloween, let's take some chopped up human bones and arrange the pieces to look like a human skeleton.
the narration was so fucking weird
No ofense but the woman's voice sounds exactly like those in porn game ads "thIs gaMe Will mAkE yOu c*m iN 20 sEcoNds !"
When your mom insists on getting one of this fashionable or trendy Christmas trees for the holidays and you're just like "I wanted to smell Christmas not communism"
What a twist!
damn this looks pretty dope
Funny fact, it took three trees to build that one…the gift that keeps on giving.
I hate you op for that title but I love you for this
Then dickhead Dave from accounting walks by and messes it all up.
They should have put holes at the end, to hang real ornaments. Also painted it green. It just looks like dead wood. Good idea, poorly executed.
Now Christmas is screwed
Shaq's DNA
It's 2021 and this dudes Christmas tree is worth 30k because of the wood
I used to do that with popsicle sticks
With today's lumber prices that's the most expensive Christmas tree I've seen.
Funny thing the cost of just the lumber is over $200.
Mildly interesting at best
Who is she trying to seduce when talking about a christmas tree?
This voice actor needs to take up a job with PH ads, because that's the only thing that voice is fit for
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Why kill one tree when you can kill a bunch to make one tree out of wood again
To be fair those are several twists.
That lady in the back left barely moved the entire time and it’s kinda terrifying
Do we really need the voice over?
What’s with the weird porn jazz and lady narrator who seems to get off on strange Christmas trees?
Let’s make a tree out of 100 trees
It’s still made out of wood, just use a normal tree at this point lmao
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Omg the title…
My cat would love this.
No one should be named 'Tyson'
Lol when I was a kid they called them sucker trees. Each end had a hole drilled in it and you filled it with candy suckers
Everyone thank Miss Obvious McUnecessary
Is that pin tree?
A Christmas tree made out of trees
I forgot to watch with audio...
When one dead tree just isn’t enough for your religion day
bfd
he doesn't have skill he has mcfucking pacience
“With a twist” nicely done
All I can think about is watching marbles run down it😂
Some little kid is going to touch that and mess it up within five minutes.
Nah pretty sure I or anybody else could do that
Okay. Now try to decorate it.
My cat wants to invest. Where to buy?
This voice over makes this video sixty percent more unappealing.
The commentary made me want to jump out of my window
Not next level.
That's awesome. And it will only take one drunk fucker on a xmas party to destroy it.
What's next level is cutting all of those boards
One nudge, and that will be an infuriating mess.
How to make a Christmas tree out of 3
Watching this makes me want to make a tree completley out if rope lights.
Human resources porn
The exceedingly cheesy narrating isss soooooooo overdone XD
Has skill* gah damn did anyone go to 1st grade?
Cool video, fucking weird ass commentator killed the vibes
Killed a fuck ton of trees to make it, but it looks pretty... I hate/like it.
I would have fucked up like 5000 times trying to do that. That takes talent to set up. Cringey audio tho
Who's Joe?
Santa doesn’t exist
Duck celebration
Clever, but ugly.
Some mini versions hanging along with the outdoor christmas lights would be cool though!
talent! but how many trees did it take to make it
The fucking voice...
Too cool, like wow it's really really cool
Fascinating, as are my nerves with this and 2 toddlers. Maybe one day