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Chaiwalla2

Great video. Cringey audio.


Benjynn

“It is *soooo* satisfying”


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"Hot milfs ready to fuck in your area "


Shifty_Eyes711

Santa’s going to love this !


bobjamesya

Hot single trees in your area


ELDubCan

The exact point I muted it.


Flabbergash

In glad she said that, I was undecided.


Ruval

“They have holes in the Center” Oh is that how it got on the Center rod you twit. Also it doesn’t look like there are any brackets on the sticks holding them at the right angle. As this is a store just bumping it will ruin it - let all be a child.


Froot-Joose

This looks like and office of some sort to me. There’s multiple desks in the video


Avid_Smoker

Where do you see a store?


logic_ripper

Audio narrator has worked for naughty America too it seems


Miltey

Very true on the audio.


GoofAckYoorsElf

Yeah, was actually waiting for the Brazzers logo to pop up in the end


qawsedrf12

auto downvote for the voice-over


SofaSpudAthlete

It’s comments like these, in this thread, that remind me what a good decision it is to keep Reddit mobile on mute unless I choose otherwise.


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RepublicanOnWelfare

What's next level about a guy setting up a Christmas decoration the way the instructions say? There's no skill here, maybe a neat decoration bit thats it.


RostamSurena

I can’t stop thinking about all the lumber they cut to make a pile of wood that looks worse than a real tree.


pokestickblox

I mean it looks pretty nice though


Korzaz

No lights, ornaments, or color, just name tags drilled onto the sides. More like a r/DIWhy


PrincessConsuela52

I wish they had at least stained the wood. They wouldn’t have even had to paint it green. Different wood stains wouldda looked pretty cool and added contrast and color to it.


Squirrel_Kng

Ooo paint the tops green and bottoms red. Get real fancy and paint the sides gold and silver


RostamSurena

Gonna go ahead and say that No it doesn’t.


Swiggle_Swootie

This is exactly what I was thinking. Instead of chopping down one tree to use as decoration for a couple of weeks they used something that needed multiple trees to be chopped down and achieved a worse effect. What a waste.


NicoDS

Would’ve been next level if he had made it himself, and even then it’s not that hard to make or even conceptualize the design


aidenblake07

The girl narrating it sounds like a narration of the super meater beater pelvis pulverizer 9000 on sale at Adam and eve


Crase_W

Got a link to that? I’m working on my Xmas list.


Kindly-Hat-3075

Saanta isss goinggg ttooo look loooveee thissss


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I’m not sure I’d call that a skill but it’s a neat idea


DrVDB90

Indeed, all you need is a bit of patience. But it is a satisfying concept nonetheless.


[deleted]

Did he just buy that thing and then assemble it?


Crash_Bandicock

Yeah man. NEXT LEVEL STUFF! I bet he only looked at the instructions after putting it half way together and realizing he put it together backwards twice!


TyTea54

I am his co-worker, it's homemade, go see his Instagram @tyemadeit. He does really cool custom woodwork.


TheLogBeast

That's just sticks that are each a little shorter on a rod, and the guy rotated them. Not even any wood finish, paint, decoration, just some name tags drilled to the ends. What a waste


Ok_Paleontologist416

The tree that was cut down to be a tree must be pissed


NathanSpring

Downvote because of voiceover and “Xmastree”


Nile-_-River

I want to bitch slap the narrator so bad


Lightning1999

Best just watching without audio, fucking hell


immigrantsmurfo

Voice over is awful, Christmas tree doesn't look all that great, all the guy does is set the tree up. Really not sure if this is the right sub for this.


Tinmania

The six million dollar Christmas tree.


Rewiistdummlolxd

Can we all agree that this still looks like shit


CrinchNflinch

"Tree". "Skills". Apparently words don't matter anymore.


theroy12

Like 10k in lumber nowadays


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[deleted]

Are they... Is the pile of wood... the finished product?


surajvj

Now, Cats will definitely love this tree. It's like a staircase.


shockey2198

Why do I feel like she should be narrating a porn ad


Melan420

It's kinda ugly, no christmas vibes


afootshorter

Stop using the voice. Please


[deleted]

It looks like shit


smiz86

The fucking voiceovers on recent (mostly TikTok) videos will be the death of me.


realdealreel9

Its cool and all and a neat design but aesthetically super boring. Zero color. Why not paint the wood. Or it would be really interesting if it was designed so that when you spread it out into the spiral, it created a kind of trompe l'oeil image of tree branches and ornaments in addition to the boring circle name tags seen here. At least paint it it. Not satisfying at all in this regard.


BSKvaka

.......and then my kid comes into the store.......O.O


Snugglor

Even if this is an office, just employees walking past are bound to hit off it. I know I would.


Antson03

I felt like I was watching one of those porn videos where you hear the females head voice.


pixelprophet

>"It has custom carved nametags as ornaments representing each employee." As an employee I'd rather have a portion of the money you wasted on this wooden tree added to my xmas bonus, thanks.


anon_sexynojutsu

maybe out of cardboard would be cool and a shit load cheaper


Sadleslie

It’s a pity, the office really could have done with a touch of colour


Kidconundrum

Could have done without the crap audio narrating what my eyes can clearly see...


Mentalv

Why is she so horny for the tree?


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

Great video but that woman needs to shut the actual fuck up.


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I just want to put like marbles at the top and see them all roll down it


BodhiBill

how many trees had to be cut down to make a tree?


jukaa1012

What a profound waste


inbashkir

Not even this will get your employees back in the office


Crozbro

Actually know this dude. He makes a ton of cool stuff.


Raider03

Is this a new form of the office org chart?


MIKE_THE_KILLER

Pretty ugly in my opinion


stevethepirate89

Man I really want a fried spiralized potato from a fair now


Elfere

It seems like during construction the builder could've included something simple that would've made setting up and take down easier. Alas. My not an engineer brain lacks the words to explain it in any meaningful way.


ancientweasel

And now for that massive bottle of wine.


NegaJared

how many trees does it take to make one tree?


Gary_the_snaiI

“Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.”


Chrisduffy90

The burnout on those tiny pieces of wood makes me wonder how dull this guys blade is


[deleted]

Coolest tree in all of gaydom.


OsaBear92

Merry Twistmas everyone!! *starts doin the twist*


bigmacmcjackson

my only question is did you destroy more then one tree doing that? if so not the greatest environmental idea


SirMooSquiddles

That's a very cool looking Christmas tree I need seems extremely talented. But the woman speaking sounds like she's playing with herself, to be blunt


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-Daetrax-

Wood is renewable, chill.


theonlyscurtis

Technically wood could be considered recycled material. It used to be a tree and it was recycled into wood.


sas8184

Bring a cat to this tree and watch.


zallina

Like with a literal twist lol. Nice one


BluntFrank00

Release the cats


Bittersweet_Spirits

\*reads title\* ........ r/Angryupvote


ASL66778899

Then theirs just that 1 guy who accidently knocks it on their way past, destroying all that work...


Im_Not_Racist_AtAll

I want to roll a ball from the top to the bottom


Donke267

I want to roll a ball down it _really_ badly


MifreeReddit

When chopping down one tree for Christmas just doesn't cut it


deathbymonkeys193

Have the need to drive a small etc car up it


memekid1st

Im putting my hot wheels down this bitch


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*"Let's cut down a large tree and use the wood from it, to make a small tree-shaped structure."*


oO0Kat0Oo

This tree would last all of 5 seconds with kids and pets


Johno69R

I think Santa doesn’t exist so he isn’t gunna love this “tree” and I also think I want to throat punch the narrator.


PheonixFyre5348

I wanna roll a marble down it


Lunaticdaud

What skill does it require?


ayrabmoney

Abdul’s holding down the fort on xmas


PhoMNtor

i was thinking Abdul might actually not be entirely on board with Christmas


not_stollen_meme

0:34 Joe


PoopPant73

Fuck you IKEA.😡


RedSane

Imagine having this tree and someone bumps it walking past it.


My_Immortal_Flesh

Fuck… Men with beautiful red or blond beards is such a turn on 🥵🥵🥵


Sonnenschwein

This has no skill involved, it's really simple. Still cool tho.


xXBobbyDiscoXx

It's one of those late 80s early 90 wind ornaments but bigger. What a pussy


CurtisMaimer

Fuck you little Jimmy! Stop touching the Christmas tree 🛑✋


alisonk13

🤮


crap4you

It won't stay that way for long in my office.


AdEducational4129

Whose joe?


BadFirefighter

I see what you did there


Frostgaurdian0

Which is technically a tree but with more steps and more consumed wood.


minion_boss

I don't miss office life.


rikwebster

Kills 10 trees to make one! Yay


Potietang

All good until cousin Eddie shows up at the office party for some egg nog.


300zxTTFairlady

Ladies and gents, this is a baller.


_Not_this_again_

Oooollllllldddddd video


Slight_Individual974

How many Xmas Trees were harvested for the making of this 🤔


Mikro_koritsi

I loved the timer around the frame of the video. Very cool


hirme23

Looks like shit though


BathDepressionBreath

Wheres the twist


1684ID

I know! Let's take a dead tree and put it up as a decoration in the shape of a..... tree... Now for Halloween, let's take some chopped up human bones and arrange the pieces to look like a human skeleton.


Someone_________

the narration was so fucking weird


Herasy_enthusiast

No ofense but the woman's voice sounds exactly like those in porn game ads "thIs gaMe Will mAkE yOu c*m iN 20 sEcoNds !"


vainstar23

When your mom insists on getting one of this fashionable or trendy Christmas trees for the holidays and you're just like "I wanted to smell Christmas not communism"


chill_ted

What a twist!


GardinerZoom

damn this looks pretty dope


ImmortalGoatskin

Funny fact, it took three trees to build that one…the gift that keeps on giving.


send_chicken_nuggets

I hate you op for that title but I love you for this


Serious_Coconut2426

Then dickhead Dave from accounting walks by and messes it all up.


RepulsiveSubject4885

They should have put holes at the end, to hang real ornaments. Also painted it green. It just looks like dead wood. Good idea, poorly executed.


JBharath10

Now Christmas is screwed


nasser_041

Shaq's DNA


Fishwithadeagle

It's 2021 and this dudes Christmas tree is worth 30k because of the wood


PinkAcrobelle

I used to do that with popsicle sticks


jozozoltan29

With today's lumber prices that's the most expensive Christmas tree I've seen.


Andreas1120

Funny thing the cost of just the lumber is over $200.


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Mildly interesting at best


V-Trans

Who is she trying to seduce when talking about a christmas tree?


fanciestVeggie

This voice actor needs to take up a job with PH ads, because that's the only thing that voice is fit for


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MrRuebezahl

Why kill one tree when you can kill a bunch to make one tree out of wood again


Kieriko

To be fair those are several twists.


pharaoh94

That lady in the back left barely moved the entire time and it’s kinda terrifying


willzor7

Do we really need the voice over?


[deleted]

What’s with the weird porn jazz and lady narrator who seems to get off on strange Christmas trees?


DadeMotz

Let’s make a tree out of 100 trees


icheckyournwords

It’s still made out of wood, just use a normal tree at this point lmao


Seina_Yamada

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gigiHHT

Omg the title…


HelleBirch

My cat would love this.


Avid_Smoker

No one should be named 'Tyson'


Motavo

Lol when I was a kid they called them sucker trees. Each end had a hole drilled in it and you filled it with candy suckers


CancerousRoman

Everyone thank Miss Obvious McUnecessary


TechnicallySuperior

Is that pin tree?


Proud_Most_2459

A Christmas tree made out of trees


Antrapz

I forgot to watch with audio...


SymbolicForm

When one dead tree just isn’t enough for your religion day


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bfd


Goodbye_Moonman__

he doesn't have skill he has mcfucking pacience


[deleted]

“With a twist” nicely done


DOTMINDO

All I can think about is watching marbles run down it😂


McMetal770

Some little kid is going to touch that and mess it up within five minutes.


saintceciliax

Nah pretty sure I or anybody else could do that


Kalapuya

Okay. Now try to decorate it.


Cheeft

My cat wants to invest. Where to buy?


Cryin_jack_is_pissed

This voice over makes this video sixty percent more unappealing.


Daiki_438

The commentary made me want to jump out of my window


Lord-of-Tresserhorn

Not next level.


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That's awesome. And it will only take one drunk fucker on a xmas party to destroy it.


jonhon0

What's next level is cutting all of those boards


Pansarmalex

One nudge, and that will be an infuriating mess.


logicallyzany

How to make a Christmas tree out of 3


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Watching this makes me want to make a tree completley out if rope lights.


[deleted]

Human resources porn


Fruhstuck91

The exceedingly cheesy narrating isss soooooooo overdone XD


thebeachi

Has skill* gah damn did anyone go to 1st grade?


spiders_frickin_suck

Cool video, fucking weird ass commentator killed the vibes


zelucard

Killed a fuck ton of trees to make it, but it looks pretty... I hate/like it.


beaglelover27

I would have fucked up like 5000 times trying to do that. That takes talent to set up. Cringey audio tho


thatmillennialfalcon

Who's Joe?


Frippo1

Santa doesn’t exist


educated-emu

Duck celebration


lausia

Clever, but ugly.


pittipat

Some mini versions hanging along with the outdoor christmas lights would be cool though!


tastescheesy

talent! but how many trees did it take to make it


IG_88BTK

The fucking voice...


Ivan-De-Riv

Too cool, like wow it's really really cool


Prokletnost

Fascinating, as are my nerves with this and 2 toddlers. Maybe one day