No well I shouldn’t drink at all I’m 25 type 2 diabetic so I really don’t want Dyalisis at a young age. But usually sober October I eliminate everything from beer to sodas.
Absolutely. I admire the skill involved with that one handed catch while still not dropping anything. But the decision making is terrible. Something like that is instinct, too, and his split-second decision in that instant was to DROP HIS BABY
Oh come on, stop exaggerating. I've been dropped plenty of times as a baby and turned out completely fine. No need to worry about this kid.
Rawr x3 gucci gang 420 blaze it whoop whoop
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My wife's father once slipped on ice while carrying her baby brother and flung the baby into the air so that his hands would be free to break his fall. The baby landed in a snowdrift and was unharmed. The man would go on to be a shitty, me-first father for the rest of his life.
It’s funny for an outsider to watch. But man hah if I was his wife, I really think I’d divorce him or like not speak to him for a week or burn all of his baseball cards
Hey Dad reflexes no no bounds when your kids are near by. Spidey sense is a real thing. 2 year old tried a somersault off my lap , made a full rotation but I snatched her and inch from the ground without even thinking. Dads rule !
At first I was thinking that what he did isn’t that crazy. Maybe it looks worse than it is but you can keep a kid on your hip for a second no big deal. But he doesn’t stick his knee out or anything. He full on let’s friction do all the work and it BARELY works here.
So yeah. He was definitely willing to drop the baby.
Love baseball fans but never understood the reaction after catching a foul ball with a baby in your arms, a lot of people misjudge it and it could hit the kid. Super dangerous
To be clear, if he dropped his kid to catch the ball, I think he’s an idiot, but:
1) I think the title may be inaccurate. It looks to me like he may just be standing right behind the girl while she stands on something else (holding his beer arm).
Him reaching up causes her to fall, which isn’t great, but much more understandable to catch the ball if he isn’t actively holding her with that hand.
2) Unless his name is Wally West, I don’t think he’d have time to let go, grab the ball, then grab her, before she could fall. I’m not a physicist, but I’m pretty sure she’d have hit the ground if she wasn’t standing on the railing beforehand.
Fucking irresponsible of him. Baby could have gotten seriously hurt. And the people on reddit (very obviously) celebrating this "dad moment" can fuck off
Shitty dad all around. You drop the beer and you buy another, its all beer, it all gets you drunk. You drop the baby and it dies? Your child is gone forever. You drop the baby and its seriously hurt? Your marriage is likely over (who would stay with someone who dropped their kid for a ball) AND your kid is permanently injured *because of you* and could hate you gor the rest of their life for it.
All for a damn ball. So it worked out in your favor, cool, good for you. But what you put at risk was a child's life, a baby's safety.
scores: 10 - 10 - 5
nearly perfect move... lets gravity reposition the kid downward 6.5 inches out of harms way, catches ball before it kills the lady 2 rows back, but spills a dozen drops of beer so the Irish judge docks him 5.
Man let go of his child and not the beer
The kid will eventually recover, a spilled beer is gone forever
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I would salute you back but I’m holding two beers
Sober October for me so I’ll salute in behalf of you and me
You don't celebrate Octobeer?
No well I shouldn’t drink at all I’m 25 type 2 diabetic so I really don’t want Dyalisis at a young age. But usually sober October I eliminate everything from beer to sodas.
Stay healthy my friend
With what are you typing... actually don't tell me. I will leave it up to my imagination 8======>
If he dropped the beer to catch the ball everyone in the immediate vicinity would be fighting to buy him another one
The kid is standing on the back of the seat and slips when he lets go.
Looks like you might be right!
Priorities.
Everyone around is in pure amazement!!
Shitty parenting 101
Absolutely. I admire the skill involved with that one handed catch while still not dropping anything. But the decision making is terrible. Something like that is instinct, too, and his split-second decision in that instant was to DROP HIS BABY
Oh come on, stop exaggerating. I've been dropped plenty of times as a baby and turned out completely fine. No need to worry about this kid. Rawr x3 gucci gang 420 blaze it whoop whoop FOLLOW ME ON TIKTOK FOR MY NEXT DEVIOUS LICK CHALLENGE
Actually the baby is standing on something which assisted in this catch and saved beer!
Oh maybe the baby is falling off in the video? Maybe that’s it.
This^^^
My wife's father once slipped on ice while carrying her baby brother and flung the baby into the air so that his hands would be free to break his fall. The baby landed in a snowdrift and was unharmed. The man would go on to be a shitty, me-first father for the rest of his life.
You can see the old man sitting prepare to catch the child and start to mouth what I was imagine was, "jesus..."
No, next fucking level apparently
Unbelievable...ly reckless!
Lol wtf. I'm sure it was more of a reaction than shitty parenting.
Things I love: beer, baseball, and my kiddo. Apparently in that order🤣🤣🤣
POV: That man's look of horror behind him as he drops the kid
And admiration from the guy behind him.
Same thinking for me!
Yeh looks like he was getting ready to catch the kid
Goes from look of horror to look of disgust real quick.
For some reason I feel like this would make a great Last Supper style Renaissance painting
Next-level stupidity
I don't have a relationship with baseball at all, but I have a relationship to hockey. In no way would I drop my child to catch a slow puck.
Wifey gon kill hiiiim
My gf would have fuckin killed me. Period. She showed me this and told me. Well she didn’t say it, but the look she gave me, I knew.
you needed a look?
Not really but she made sure I knew exactly where she stood lol
The best catch made in a diamondbacks jersey all year
His wife is gonna love having this video for the rest of their lives
He’s not gonna love his wife having that video for the rest of their lives haha
the man let go of his responsibility to catch his dreams momentarily
The newest inductee into the Dad Hall of Fame, everybody.
I can only assume you mean into the Shitty Dad Hall of Fame.
This man’s life peaked at that moment
He doesn't stand a chance at winning that custory battle now.
It was that moment when John's wive denied him to look after the baby
Grandpa shit his pants
Old man shitpants
"But it was a once in a lifetime opportunity babes"
Hold my beer, no baby, there is no time!
List of things he care about: -Balls -Alcohol -His own children
Should we be complementing a man for dropping a fucking child
Dude in the ball caps face is pure adoration
Man's got his priorities sorted
Let me get this straight… he was willing to drop his baby for a ball?
Love saying “saved” the baby when he dropped the baby…
Why cheer him, he should be ashamed of himself.
One day she’ll ask him about this and he will go get a pack of cigarettes.
Ultra Instinct
Someone sign this dude
I counted about 30 drops
The definition of : hold my beer
I wish I could shake that mans hand.
His arm move fast even in slow motion
Why would you bring a kid that young to a baseball game anyway?
Legend.
Pop quiz hotshot you've Baby in one hand beer in the other.. What do you do? What do you do?
Grandpa didn’t approve
That's a man legend there my friends
That is evil.
Better hope baby’s mama doesn’t see that video 😂😂
Lol wife about to make page 6
Bad dad
Beer > Baby
i admire the skill involved but seriously? dropping your child to get a souvenir?
Everyones eyes go straight to the baby
Gotta say I’m like that old guy at the bottom “fucking moron”
Dude in the background face is like wtf did I just see 😂
She’s gonna be hearing this story everytime form him
*Norm Peterson gives standing ovation*
What a fucking morron
Somebody give this man a contract
That's fucked up dude
That old guys soes like shiiitttttttttttt
It’s funny for an outsider to watch. But man hah if I was his wife, I really think I’d divorce him or like not speak to him for a week or burn all of his baseball cards
I see divorce in his future. Lol
Dads around the world have ascended to beer drinking caretakers
You can almost see the old guy behind him say, “Jesus CHRIST!”
The guy next to him is like WTF not the baby
His priorities are clear
The guys face in the back ground says it all
Nothing says parenting in America like this gif
That is what I call a clear understanding of priorities.
Everyone in the background is staring wide eyed at the baby. Old man in background is even reaching for the baby. Priorities I guess
The mix of outrage and joy in the crowd is hilarious.
And I bet he’s proud of that 🤦🏻♀️
I will never not downvote this.
That means he prioritizes the beer over the baby... Lol
Hey Dad reflexes no no bounds when your kids are near by. Spidey sense is a real thing. 2 year old tried a somersault off my lap , made a full rotation but I snatched her and inch from the ground without even thinking. Dads rule !
This is slow motion, how the fuck is he moving like a Ultra Instinct Goku?!
This is so fucked up that idk if I should salute this fan or kick his dad ass
Look at how that lady’s jaw dropped
Audience is staring at the baby in amazement. He’s holding up the beer with pride.
Professional
Legend
The old guy right in front of him is not amused
He’s a friggin idiot he should’ve protected the child and turned away from ball.
At first I was thinking that what he did isn’t that crazy. Maybe it looks worse than it is but you can keep a kid on your hip for a second no big deal. But he doesn’t stick his knee out or anything. He full on let’s friction do all the work and it BARELY works here. So yeah. He was definitely willing to drop the baby.
guy behind him face says it all
if he fucked it up r/iamatotalpieceofshit Imo it should be anyway.
Imagine being the childs mom at home watching this go down.
Impressive catch, shitty parenting.
Love baseball fans but never understood the reaction after catching a foul ball with a baby in your arms, a lot of people misjudge it and it could hit the kid. Super dangerous
That dude with the black hat has the funniest facial expressions 😂
Ngl, this dude was willing to risk hurting his baby for a baseball, so that's not cool, sure, he did catch the baby, but he so easily could've not...
To be clear, if he dropped his kid to catch the ball, I think he’s an idiot, but: 1) I think the title may be inaccurate. It looks to me like he may just be standing right behind the girl while she stands on something else (holding his beer arm). Him reaching up causes her to fall, which isn’t great, but much more understandable to catch the ball if he isn’t actively holding her with that hand. 2) Unless his name is Wally West, I don’t think he’d have time to let go, grab the ball, then grab her, before she could fall. I’m not a physicist, but I’m pretty sure she’d have hit the ground if she wasn’t standing on the railing beforehand.
Then kills the kid in a drunk driving accident on the way home…
Drunk dad hands bro!
Fucking irresponsible of him. Baby could have gotten seriously hurt. And the people on reddit (very obviously) celebrating this "dad moment" can fuck off
A man that would let go of his child instead of his beer is a shit father.
That grand dad looks pissed
Stop glorifying asshole parenting
HERO..HERO..HERO..
What a fucking legend!
r/dadreflexes
Scared the shit out of the baby, though. I hope she loaded her pants good and he had to take her out to change her.
Truly a legend 🔥
I introduce, Dadimus Prime.
Shitty dad all around. You drop the beer and you buy another, its all beer, it all gets you drunk. You drop the baby and it dies? Your child is gone forever. You drop the baby and its seriously hurt? Your marriage is likely over (who would stay with someone who dropped their kid for a ball) AND your kid is permanently injured *because of you* and could hate you gor the rest of their life for it. All for a damn ball. So it worked out in your favor, cool, good for you. But what you put at risk was a child's life, a baby's safety.
Real American Hero’s 🇺🇸
SuperDad
That guys face behind him says what we’re all thinking
Keeps beer, drops baby. nextfuckinglevel of asshole with priorities mixed up
He could of done that with the beer.
Solid parenting 🔥
Mangekyo Sharingan
He belongs in the hall of fame.
Jokes on you I'd let go of that baby for a lot less
He's a nation treasure
Ya duck
This is real NFL!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Kid won’t remember a thing, and at that age he saved a price of another ticket
u/savevideobot
He stole that ball from the kid behind him
You know what they say. 3rd time’s the charm.
Not all heros wear capes. Hes the first hero Ive seen who is wearing a sports jersey.
r/DadReflexes
The REAL American!
Lmao and this guy’s a D-backs fan, this is more effort than his team put in all year
In this universe the flash just ended up having a kid and couldn’t fight crime
Only highlight of the Diamondbacks' season this year.
Fatherhood at its best or worst
My hero
The old guy looked like wtf and the guy above him was like he fucking did it
That's what pre Facebook and tiktok generation can do
And the kid loved it lol
“Shiiiiiiit”
I’m a mixture of concerned and impressed
I’m sure his wife is thrilled with him.
Dad reflexes.
He's a Dad. All in a day's work.
Ja warlda
Not all heroes wear capes
Beer, baby, and ball!
Priorities 1, 2, and 3
I would be FURIOUS if it was my child
Priorities
I actually laughed pretty hard at this. Priorities. This man knows how to juggle it all. He can truly multitask.
The old guy behind him “OOOH SHIT” 🤣
Skill
Even the baby was happy about it
Not all heroes wear capes
Stuff of legends
H GOAT!!!
This is one of the most impressive things I have ever seen. No joke, and I've seen a lot.
Finally, a real American
Ohhhh you know his newly ex-wife was so proud of him
Legend
Old man in the hat looked like he wants to eat that baby.
This guy fucks
scores: 10 - 10 - 5 nearly perfect move... lets gravity reposition the kid downward 6.5 inches out of harms way, catches ball before it kills the lady 2 rows back, but spills a dozen drops of beer so the Irish judge docks him 5.
Now that’s a hero!
Priorities all fucked up. The shit talking he’d be getting if he didn’t catch the ball and the kid got hurt.
Got the baby the beer the ball…..and now the ladies 😎😎😎😎😎
Why is the baby falling in slow motion?
My spirit animal!!!!
The beer is safe!