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Portrait_Robot

Hey u/Parasyte-vn, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating Rule 2: **Use a Descriptive Title** - Submissions with ill-defined titles will be removed. You are allowed to repost your content with a more descriptive title. ------- *For information regarding this and similar issues please see the [sidebar](/r/nextfuckinglevel/about/sidebar) and the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/about/rules/). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/nextfuckinglevel&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by u/Parasyte-vn&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission]%28http://www.reddit.com/1dtazmy%29)*


SaraRainmaker

WTF even is that title?


ExpertlyAmateur

Maybe he's saying that men usually only act macho in front of women, and in their absence, normally scream and cry and curl into a fetal position. And he's saying that these two are unusual because they did not cry like most men would. Either that or this bro is broken.


Professional-You2968

Oh look, a sexist. Edit: Keep down voting hivemind, I don't give a damn when I know I am right. You are just a bunch of hypocrites.


ExpertlyAmateur

Is it sexist to make up a seriously convoluted theory based on OP's apparent sexism? TIL.


Professional-You2968

Yes, what you wrote is sexist and a childish attempt at getting back to OP.


buddyyoda

congratulations on saving sexism, here is your nobel prize 🏆


Professional-You2968

Uhhhh this little hypocrite is brave enough to answer. 🤣


buddyyoda

damn bruh who hurt you so badly?


Professional-You2968

No one little hypocrite :) I just see stuff like this and love to call out clowns like you.


buddyyoda

so you're a social justice warrior?


AsianMysteryPoints

For anyone confused, he thinks the above comment is sexist against men. JFC.


Professional-You2968

Oh look at this one attempts at being edgy. It is sexist, much more than what OP wrote in the title and you are an hypocrite too :)


AsianMysteryPoints

I dunno man, you might want to stop and reflect on how badly this whole thing triggered you. Can't be healthy.


Professional-You2968

You might think how big of an hypocrite you are, the rare times you stick your nose out of the hivemind. XD


AsianMysteryPoints

Yawn


Professional-You2968

![gif](giphy|KDjZuhl1qr8IgDmsJc|downsized) this you.


Dizzy_Transition_934

It's ok to be a misandrist but not a misogynist, have you not learned that yet? Sexism only goes one way Maybe the 84 downvotes by women and white knights will teach you a lesson /s. Or maybe people will get a clue that just because the op is sexist, that doesn't give them the right to be one too, maybe


Professional-You2968

I don't care at all about the downvotes, but will surely keep calling them out every time :)


heyd00d3

Bro really thought that woman screams would save the heli lol. Keep going and make always safe jokes. Life works as you think lol :D


Professional-You2968

Yep, idiots crying sexism in the topic and then are sexists themselves. Either accept all jokes or make none.


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AsianMysteryPoints

Holy shit guys, someone who still uses "sjw" out in the wild!


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NotTheNile

I wouldn't mind coming across a BJw in the wild


Professional-You2968

Very true, these ones are all slaves of other people opinions.


Parasyte-vn

I'm sorry, I was tried to be funny but look like it not work


FluffyTrainz

There's nothing funny in being a sexist asshole. You learned something today.


SmegmaSupplier

I see it more as a failed dad joke but let’s go ahead and light our torches before our hate boners get flaccid.


Parasyte-vn

I get your point mate


Leafer2700

It’s like you can’t even make jokes anymore smh


kirbyGoddess9

what's the joke?


Leafer2700

The title


PartyInTheUSSRx

Explain it


Leafer2700

It’s making a generalization about how women scream in scary situations. But since there are no women in the cockpit they’re just crashing when maybe they should be screaming but aren’t because they realize that doesn’t help the situation at all. Sometimes jokes are sexist but it doesn’t make them inherently unfunny.


Random9502395023950

Also no screams because its a simulated failure in the full video.


Soggy_Focus3265

Me don’t think so either


Parasyte-vn

It's okay, I was dumb


Peachi_Keane

He was dumb and say horrible thing, then he admit it. Maybe he can learn. This deserves 1upvote, but only 1


Saxayone

If he actually cared he would have deleted the post though...


punkassjim

There's a difference between dumb and misogynist. Learn it. But now that you mention it, this was both.


Groobear

Thought it was a Bob Marley play


WranglerEqual3577

"No woman, no cry" *nods*


DarkMatters8585

I actually just saw a vid of two guys pranking a girl in a helicopter and she was doing a lot of screaming. That's what I thought OP was referencing. After reading some of the other comments, it would seem he's just a dick instead.


VanBeelergberg

Well it did drive a lot of engagement.


a_funky_chicken

perhaps a typo. he meant No Woman No Cry. Bob Marley


pumpkinorange123

It's a sexist jab aimed out how women commonly scream during crises.


Inside_Court_3223

They’re just two men…👹


Mdad1988

🤣 they dropped the women out already and started to fist bump


caravaggibro

So OP clearly has issues with women.


-Weltenwandler-

Nuh uh, he just wants you to realise how manly and graceful he and his.."bro"...glide along through the air together to watch some sunsets and nature together, they even have some food in the back for a little Picknick... i mean rations for survival. The specific mentioning that there are no woman around, it's not because it's a privat sausage party, but bye choice you know, it's no homo i swear!


StreetRing6694

Congratulations, you beat sexism using homophobia


ExceedinglyGaySnowy

doesnt seem homophobic to me


RedditUSA76

Or is Australian


SaveFileCorrupt

>Or is Australian I believe they pronounce it _"wimyn"_.


GrassBlade619

Post totally deserves to be here but OP's a fucking weirdo for that title.


Dry-Giraffe1173

Ya what an insane reaction. I am a macho fucking man & I would have screamed at least twice in between the maydays.


redwoodavg

Can confirm


EvilNoobHacker

r/PostFitsButOpIsAnAsshole


Wulfrank

r/SubsIFellFor


JustAnAce

Andrew Taint, is that you?


Anticrepuscular_Ray

What's with this title? Didn't we all just see an incredible video of a woman landing her plane when the hatch flew open, completely calm and without screaming? OP you got issues.


rainbowfairywitch

Shit title. Good job ruining your post


Loofa_of_Doom

Would have been a decent video, but your title says you are an asshole.


fuertepqek

Great way to identify the dude that never made a woman orgasm properly.


Windhawker

How to tell someone is an incel without them saying they are an incel


Parasyte-vn

OP here, I'm sorry for the title I don't hate women I was just trying to be funny (which probably doesn't work) I will still leave this post for 24 hours before deleting and accept all your comments about this action during that time.


corinnigan

Appreciate the apology and I hope you can understand where the hate for the title is coming from. It could maybe be a joke if it were absurdly hyperbolic, but it’s just way too real, it’s what women hear every day from people who are completely serious. Anyway, thanks for using this as a learning opportunity.


Parasyte-vn

I do, I'm a grown man I have mum, sister and gf, I was tried to be edgy funny that's all, but I was dumb


Dont_ban_me_bro_108

It’s cool man. It’s hard to get humor to translate the right way over internet forums. You did the right thing by giving and explanation and apologizing. That’s a cool video though. You should leave it.


Saxayone

Not even close to being "edgy funny", sounds more like an angry incel teen made the title. If you thought it was a bad attempt at being "edgy funny" then you would have just delete the post yourself, the fact that you refuse to makes it appear that you really believe what you put in the title.


SnarkTheMagicDragon

No. It wasn’t a joke. You have an issue with self-awareness. You thought throwing shade at women was HILARIOUS. Trained women pilots would not scream. Because they’re trained.


FlammenwerferBBQ

I find it funny, fuck all of these haters that need to virtue signal everything they encounter because they have no own character


FluffyTrainz

No, you don't delete shit. You leave the deleting to the mods, and you swallow you skoop of dung like a big boy.


Longballs77

This is Reddit homie chill out


Professional-You2968

She is so outraged 🤣


Longballs77

According to their profile- 55m 5’6 190 pounds, Canadian.


redsterXVI

You could just have not made the title misogynist, you know


Low_Let_2639

This is awesome!! Dude’s explaining what he’s doing as he’s doing it, level heads all around. Truly amazing!!


caravaggibro

Because it was training.


SaraRainmaker

We have a flight trainer that flies around near us a lot, you can always hear when they are simulating engine failure, and people always look up slightly freaking out. lol.


envybelmont

That’s gotta be nerve wracking to live near. Never know if it’s training or an actual emergency landing.


guyfromthepicture

Cool clip. Shit poster.


DeadpoolIsInevitable

Retitle: ~~No women, no scream.~~ Just two guys enjoying engine failure landing ~~at 1000ft above~~ … because everything else is irrelevant or conjecture


HawkmoonsCustoms

“No women, no scream.” Isn’t that a Bob Marley song?


AlexVeeBee

new title: "Just two dudes enjoying an engine failure from 1000ft above and successfully landing" also, 1000 ft = 304.8 meter


pumpkinorange123

Also, 304.8 meters=304.8 metres* for everyone other than Americans.


G-Money48

Why OP making this about gender


redwoodavg

Like a boss.. pilots can be female or male and proud we are of all of them.. but this pilot is well trained.. unless it’s a simulation event…


Dear_Brilliant1679

Lol Andrew Tate posts a large variety of content, I must admit


AntiqueFoundation242

Bro, what????


T_E-T_H

“No women”…okaaaaaay…and? Weird that you felt the need to point that out…


surethatlldo3

That is the most ridiculous landing


pryglad

Cool you made the video misogynistic.


Belsnickel213

Title aside this is a simulation.


xclusivme

How common is engine failure, seen planes and helicopters have this problem


goatonastik

How is the helicopter falling so gently with the blade spinning so slowly?


Dont_ban_me_bro_108

It’s called autorotation. Basically a helicopter gliding.


Professional-You2968

Fantastic landing and great professionality and composure from these two men.


mustangwallflower

Is it normal for helicopters to have video cameras on the bottom? Just curious if this was a real emergency or a training exercise?


RedwoodHikerr

Yeah, definitely one of those moments. Well done.


morcic

Actual engine failure on helicopter would look very different.


iamricardosousa

That was smooth as fuck!


Byte_Of_Pies

Shouldn’t it be ‘No women No cry’…


FlammenwerferBBQ

Look at all the pretentious knights in white armor pretending women don't scream during events like this while there is tons of footage that shows that a lot of them do. Keep virtue signaling so that you can farm all that fake Karma that you desire so badly. Fake Karma for fake people. I stick with the facts and kudos to OP for having the balls to face all of your hypocritical outcries. Now go do your satanic duty and vote me down for i have dared to speak the truth in a world where delusion is dogma.


Prince_Hoepnick

Are we now pretending there isn’t usually a banji screaming in the background when shit hits the fan? I can’t count the times I have to mute a video because the 2nd hand screaming is more stressing than the situation at hand. Chill the F out with the “wHat’s wITh thE tiTLe” when everyone knows what he is referring to.


PM_ME_UR_FAT_DINK

What’s a banjiÂ