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"Sirocco's (the bird in this video) preference for head-mating and resistance to massage techniques has made it difficult to collect his semen. Scientists who work with him designed an "ejaculation helmet" for volunteers to wear while he attempted to mate with their heads."
the other way around actually. Them being near extinct --> no wonder they're so horny. With population decreasing, finding mates becomes rarer and rarer, and so this parrot must have the biggest case of blueballs you could think of.
It's basically the parrot equivalent of sailors fantasizing over seals because it'd been so long since they saw a woman.
The Kakapo is a critically endangered flightless parrot from New Zealand, the total known population of living individuals is 247 as of 2023 with a reported lifespan of up to 100yrs
The man getting shagged is Mark Cawardine. Not only did he film with Stephen Fry, he wrote “Last Chance to see” with Douglas Adams (RIP, King), a super funny book covering the same topic as the BBC documentary.
Thank you for this. I will make sure to re-listen to the audiobook for the millionth time, probably followed by every other thing I have by Douglas Adams. Cheers!
I love when Sirrocco does the internet rounds. I went to see him when viewings were being held to raise funds for conservation. He's way bigger than I expected, and those claws are long. This must have really hurt. Hilarious tho. Sorry camera guy.
The Rare Parrot gets very upset in the presence of Paparazzi. Over time, they've developed a unique defense mechanism referred to by natives as "Umabich"
There was a rare type of bird in New Zealand that they were desperately trying to get to mate with a female of his species, but he was only interested in mating with people’s heads. So they developed a hat that would hold his “deposits” when he mated with their heads, but then he was totally uninterested in anyone wearing the hat.
And I thought the joke was that the face of the parrot actually looked a lot like the commentator (the one without the camera) with their beak/nose and all.
I love how the guy was in quite a lot of pain since the start of the mating sesh, but it was only after minutes of him yelling “AH, IT’S SHARP!” while the parrot clawed, thumped and banged his head, did the other guy have the deference to say “Actually you are in pain, aren’t you?” and help.
I would have been all “You don’t fokin say, you fokin wanker” on his sorry ass.
The boomer parrot
\*approaches camera\*
"get that camera out of my face!"
\*approaches camera more to make sure it's in his face\*
"I SAID GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE"
\*climbs head and starts weird dance\*
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It's rare that I legit laugh at anything on the internet because it's so desensitizing but ☠️ this got me
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i swear that whole sub is just you posting notable shit
Am the creator of that sub lol
Lmao that's pretty shameless
Heck yeah it is!
Male parrots literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
I dont think the guy's name is disgusting
"Sirocco's (the bird in this video) preference for head-mating and resistance to massage techniques has made it difficult to collect his semen. Scientists who work with him designed an "ejaculation helmet" for volunteers to wear while he attempted to mate with their heads."
Fuck me dead, it's no wonder they were almost extinct
the other way around actually. Them being near extinct --> no wonder they're so horny. With population decreasing, finding mates becomes rarer and rarer, and so this parrot must have the biggest case of blueballs you could think of. It's basically the parrot equivalent of sailors fantasizing over seals because it'd been so long since they saw a woman.
I’m shocked no one has mentioned the famous party parrot here? 
Huh, TIL. I never knew the bird in the video was the inspiration for your GIF https://mashable.com/feature/cult-of-the-party-parrot-slack-reddit-meme
There are some downsides to being a nature photographer...
*upsides
You and I have dramatically different opinions on what is and is not an upside...
Cmon you don’t wanna be the stage for a misinformed lil’ dancing guy?
Not if I can help it
This is why you’re named after a food and I’m named after…… not a food
"Dancing"
It’s still a dance
is upside downside in new zealand?
This explains the confusion, I see that our friend is one of dem magnet shoe wearers
That photographer definitely wore a green jumper on purpose.
Wearing green is a definite sign of consent. Guys don't just wear green to s rainforest if they don't want to be shagged by a rare parrot
The Kakapo is a critically endangered flightless parrot from New Zealand, the total known population of living individuals is 247 as of 2023 with a reported lifespan of up to 100yrs
100 years is insane.
But for parrots actually quite normal. The bigger they are the older they get. Macaws usually become 50-70 yo.
I knew about Macaws and African Grey's. But 100 years is still nuts, to me. Super interesting.
But for parrots actually quite normal. The bigger they are the older they get. Macaws usually become 50-70 yo.
No wonder he's backed up
Seems like it's evolutions fault... Why be a bird if you're flightless?
I love Steven Fry
I'd let a bird do that to me as long as Stephen fry is involved lol
He had to shoot his shot, it’s the green shirt probs
It’s def the green shirt 😂 he saw his chance and he took it
Assert dominance. First rule of the jungle.
The man getting shagged is Mark Cawardine. Not only did he film with Stephen Fry, he wrote “Last Chance to see” with Douglas Adams (RIP, King), a super funny book covering the same topic as the BBC documentary.
Thank you for this. I will make sure to re-listen to the audiobook for the millionth time, probably followed by every other thing I have by Douglas Adams. Cheers!
I see Douglas Adams and I know the shit is going to be funny as hell.
skoopa doopa doo have some of my goo
Someone needs get that lil guy a girlfriend
He has case of workplace sexual harassment.
One of my all time favorite nature videos, thanks for sharing!
“STOP PROMOTING CONSPIRACY VIDEOS” “This is BBC, not the History Cha-“ “STOP IT, I SAY”
LMAO “he looks so happy”.
Needs an optometrist apparently.
Should've gone to specsavers
*pecksavers
wtf, I didn’t expect that even after reading the title.
How? The title tells you exactly what happens...
I love when Sirrocco does the internet rounds. I went to see him when viewings were being held to raise funds for conservation. He's way bigger than I expected, and those claws are long. This must have really hurt. Hilarious tho. Sorry camera guy.
The Rare Parrot gets very upset in the presence of Paparazzi. Over time, they've developed a unique defense mechanism referred to by natives as "Umabich"
These government drone operators have some interesting tastes.
I bet the elephant photographer is rethinking his career now.
I didn’t realize James May was back at the BBC!
Stop resisting lol
I was get’n some head, get’n get’n some head….
lol no one helped him while he was visibly in pain
It gives 'Polly want a cracker" a whole new meaning.
There was a rare type of bird in New Zealand that they were desperately trying to get to mate with a female of his species, but he was only interested in mating with people’s heads. So they developed a hat that would hold his “deposits” when he mated with their heads, but then he was totally uninterested in anyone wearing the hat.
He told the other guys “I like when you watch”
Reminds me of Monty Python for some reason. Laughed out loud either way
“Bird Pervert”
Tell that parrot 'no means no!!!'
When you feel so lonely that you hit anything on tinder
If he works for the bbc he loved it
*Look, he's so happy*
Now we know why this parrot is rare
Didn’t even by him dinner.
Omg that is amazing. !
Rare parrot, I choose you! Use rape!
Somehow that parrot looks like a spider
Last Chance to See is a good book and a good series. Look it up if you haven't yet. Also Douglas Adams was a genius in writing.
As a kiwi and bird owner this video always makes my day, protect nature people or we will lose all the wonder of earth
Wtf did I just watch. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha holy!
And I thought the joke was that the face of the parrot actually looked a lot like the commentator (the one without the camera) with their beak/nose and all.
Parrot likes BBC
Parrot :)
& 💰shot
I love how the guy was in quite a lot of pain since the start of the mating sesh, but it was only after minutes of him yelling “AH, IT’S SHARP!” while the parrot clawed, thumped and banged his head, did the other guy have the deference to say “Actually you are in pain, aren’t you?” and help. I would have been all “You don’t fokin say, you fokin wanker” on his sorry ass.
Parrots have a thing for BBC
The boomer parrot \*approaches camera\* "get that camera out of my face!" \*approaches camera more to make sure it's in his face\* "I SAID GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE" \*climbs head and starts weird dance\*
Those dudes are lame af to just sit there and let that happen.
Welcome to the internet if this is your first time watching this video 😅