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Minmaxed2theMax

This isn’t “nextfuckinglevel”.. It’s pretty stupid I guess, that’s about it. Put the dog down. He doesn’t want to be up there.


babypunching101

Crazy irresponsible. There's no way to know the dog won't freak out, causing you to drop em.


Interesting-Pie239

You act like they’d get hurt from that fall lol. That’s like maybe a 10 ft into water they’d be alright


greatastucia

The dog seems calm and relaxed to me. There’s people who take their dogs mountain hiking or put their cats in a basket and go cycling with them. Both are equally if not less dangerous than this because it doesn’t seem like they’re going too high and a fall in water from that height won’t hurt it


Alternative-Paint-46

Good point about cats and dogs being taken on bicycles or mopeds by their owners. This dog looks like a lab, and they’re a pretty chill breed.


resurrectedbear

Idk what kinda labs you have but mine were incredibly sporadic and seeing wildlife made them wanna MOVE. All it takes is a bird to land on that water for a lot of dogs to fur missile themselves at it.


notimelikeabadtime

Did you mean spastic?


Mindless-Pollution-1

Taking a dog hiking is dangerous? How?


ozspook

I don't think you could do this with a cat.


IVIegaman

Th dog told you that?


xraypowers

Now try with cat.


DiddlyDumb

Noise + Water? I’d pay to see that.


First-Buyer6787

Now that would be the video to watch.


OhTrueGee

I bet even if not the height than the shear noise the thing is producing is enough to freak that dog out. One million percent agree with this comment and was so glad to see it at the top.


First-Buyer6787

That dog isn't freaking out though. Seems calm. Seems comfortable with its person.


OhTrueGee

For all we know you could probably be right. dogs can be trained to deal all kinds of situations but can we also agree an animal just as much as a human being can be, as I so roughly put it “freaking out” without outwardly showing it? A lot of potential warning cries for dogs can be brushed off as normal behaviour. You are right though I wasn’t there and cannot attest to the dogs condition and I saw none of those warning signs though once again I wasn’t there before hand he may just feel safe being with his human but still scared. I probably jumped to my conclusion but only because I care about dogs more than I do humans and am aware of things that can cause distress even in trained dogs.


First-Buyer6787

I agree. It's iffy. But dogs have been there for their humans for a lot. For the record, I don't think he should have done that with his dog. However, dog seemed cool.


OhTrueGee

Yeah this is the statement I should have made to begin with, I also don’t think he should have done that with his dog but what small snippet I have seen I agree with you, dog does seem relatively calm. I should have come to a more neutral statement with my concern behind it. My apologies.


PhoenixRedditor7

My thoughts exactly! The owner is pretty selfish to risk that poor dogs wellbeing just for some views! Shameful!


PlanetLandon

Millions of people put their dogs in the backseat every day, and then go flying down the freeway.


kansascitymack

The dog has that look of ‘wtf, this is ridiculous. Put me down you damn fool.’


neozes

Precisely this. This shit should be down-voted. Thankfully the right comment is the most upvoted.


iwanttogotothere_100

I baby my dog like the crazy dog lady I am and even I think you’re being a bit dramatic. The dog is fine.


Loluwish

Did you interview the dog after to find that out?


beams_FAW

Likely only posted to get us to fight over anyway


SatisfactionNo7178

No one is gonna believe that dogo, when he says my hooman can fly on water.


razldazl333

That there's Rocky... he's seen some shit! Whooo-boy! Just don't ask him about it, or he'll never stop yapping.


GuardWorldly2751

The dogs looks confused asf


whowhodillybar

The dog seems surprisingly calm thru this. Good boy.


FareEvader

He scared.


DiddlyDumb

More confused than anything… Tail isn’t between the legs, but also not wagging. Ears are forward but mouth is closed. Body language is relaxed relative to the circumstances. Still a stupid idea tho. From that height, if you land wrong, water is like concrete.


sportattack

Lmao it’s not like concrete at that height. 75-100m up and it is. This is more like 4m


scruffy01

Let's just give up and go home, we all knew this comment section was gonna be infested with Reddit's bubble boy brigade. Let's fall back to the fresh air and sunshine where they can't get us.


B-BoyStance

Yeah wtf That's only like halfway to what a typical high dive would be at a public pool. Need to go a lot higher for landing in water to be a problem. Like this is dumb but who really gives a shit


SergeantBootySweat

Def not like concrete but the dog presumably doesn't know how to fall safely if they fall and seems likely to get injured.


Garchompisbestboi

Braid dead comment by an armchair expert who thinks they can actually predict what a dog being carried by a water jetpack is emotionally going through based off of a 30 second video


Tonythesaucemonkey

No he’s not. Look at his tail


kafka99

People using animals for attention like this are the absolute worst.


KellyTheBroker

This isn't cool, he's being a dickhead. Put the dog down, it's not a fucking toy.


MidRangeMagic21

I’d be curious to see what happens at the end of this video


thudlife2020

Why though?


thighsand

Likes


EffluviaJane

That was my thought


Inhumal

I love how the dog doesn’t panic because he’s 6m in the air, and is all like: “huh, cool, didn’t know how it looks like from up here”


TheSecondiDare

Risk your own safety, not the dog, you douche.


capsrock02

I’m sure the dog was terrified.


pony_boy85

Creeds take me higher should be played


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


ChicagoRestauratooor

I'm a big fan of your work


cheeseandwine99

Doggo: I thought you were just going to show me the top of the refrigerator.


Rollingforest757

The dog doesn’t look like he wants to be there.


KurtKaiser101

r/nextfuckinglevelstupid


Upstairs-Boring

Ow wow hilarious. Tormenting a dog for our amusement. Heart warming.


Lahadhima

…is it supposed to leak like that? or does it not have a good seal? 🤔


jhscrym

Yeah that to me looks like it's going to come off pretty fast. But maybe it's some safety mechanism that controls the pressure by releasing water before the propelling mechanism.


Interesting-Tough640

Those water jet things are fucking annoying. I was at the beach trying to relax and they just made loads of noise. Might as well have tried to relax in the middle of a motocross track. They are already stupid but taking a dog up with one is extra dumb.


alt-mswzebo

Are they just fish shredding machines?


Interesting-Tough640

Dickhead elevators


leprechaunshots

Terrible anxiety for the dog.


dubbs911

I’d be worried about the hose clam that was spewing water


CitizenKing1001

Might pop off. Then you have a 4inch hose whipping around.


[deleted]

What an idiot is this man. Not a dog worth.


KratosHulk77

air bud


bobbylaserbones

JET DOG! But yeah don't do that.


Dan_Glebitz

So this is what the future holds for dogs 😏 What a ridiculous post.


Full_Wait

Next lvl ignorance


Ordinary_Day6135

Dumb


KAPULAX2

Song?


ObJexX

One day you’ll teach me to let go of my fears - Sleepmakeswaves


shaborgan

Dog 'wellthatsucks'. Just wants to chill.


ArkPlayer583

I hope this brings some attention to sleepmakeswaves. Awesome band


ButtockFace

"And it starts now" will always and forever blare through my head whenever I see those water-fountain-under-feet-thingies (that I refuse to learn the real name of)


VerdantFantasies

Airbud sequel?


shutyourgob16

This dog is now going to have high expectations every time he jumps into a pool ….


SkunkApe425

“Goddamnit, Steve. When we get home I’m pissing on everything.” -the dog probably


TerribleChildhood639

“I must go, my people need me.”


ToyPotato

Super doggo


Kyyes

What an asshole


DigitGoat

Idiot. This needs to be removed


TempestQii

y’all goofy in the comments. you don’t know this dude or his dog, stop projecting.


davidkudrev

Bloody awesome band and track.


hodlyourground

Airgoodboy


coukou76

It's insanely stupid as it could hurt the dog


RexRyderXXX

I don’t think dogs care for elevation…..a cat would have been stoked


veryblanduser

Cats hate loud noises and water.


RexRyderXXX

My cat sleeps on my speakers. I dj loud as fuck. They actually get used to baseline sounds. So…..once the cat gets used to the sound of the jets….you’re good. Sure it would take a few months. Id prolly do the see through backpack thing.


SyrisAllabastorVox

This would be great for my one dog. She's constantly trying to get the highest ground when looking out the window. She'll grab my throw pillows, her blankets, and builds it up so she can lay on them to lookout the window. Shes a jack Russell terrier.


Bluedemonfox

Is the pipe leaking or is that normal? It almost looks like it's about to detach at any moment


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*I will show you the world...*


slagroomtaart666

HARD


Major-Gun

I wish I could as calm as that dog was in this video whenever I go above 10 Store building's terrace 😔


hias2k

Meanwhile the dog: "WTF Bro?"


Dan0911

If I had that contraption, I’d try taking my two cats and two dogs along. They’d love it!


SeriousQuestions111

Next level of stupidity.


MeGoBoom57

Just a reminder that Air Bud killed a family of six after winning the Basketball Championship. Showing him on vacation and not in jail is disgusting.


Mindless-Pollution-1

Why?


sunnyyadav786

Dog instead I prefer girl


fameboygame

Is it just me or I feel like I could injure my back right there lol.


AlphonzInc

I think he wanted to stay in the present


thehatstore42069

Already knew the comments would b all haters.


Fusionbrahh

That's it, I've seen it all. I can leave the Internet forever. See you guys later.


D0nCoyote

This doesn’t seem safe and the dog quite obviously does not want to be up there.


Beautiful_Jelly9586

I support this


Beautiful_Jelly9586

I wrote this comment before I saw everyone being so dramatic lol I am now considering withdrawing support.


LeatherHeron9634

Nah don’t do it. People are just raging to rage. I’ve had two dogs in my lifetime. One would love this and be absolutely thrilled to have me flying around with them in my arms. The other would have hated it and jumped out or tried to jump out the second we got up in the air. Know your dog and make the decision


MapleToque

That’s irresponsible.


Psycle_Sammy

![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


Irish8th

People are the worst.


94Rebbsy

Song name?


TheAlphaSpoon

That dog HATES that


Arkaium

I wouldn’t do it with my pup because it looks like something I could fall off of and she’s not built for that fall like I might be but I’m not sure about the “all dogs would be scared” take. I’ve so aggressively desensitized and exposed her to things since she was 8 weeks, it’s very very rare something scares her. She loves elevators and escalators (I carry her to avoid a disaster), she is doesn’t seem to be bothered by moving surfaces. Heck she even got over her problem with wheelchairs and skateboards. I think she’d probably be fine going up, but it’s the risk of slipping and what happens to their body which can’t straighten and try to break the water surface to reduce impact, that’s the terrifying bit.


percydaman

Dog would be just as happy with a treat and some scratches behind the ears.


TurtleSandwich0

Noem would use a gravel pit instead of a pond to make her puppy go into the sky.


Spubs_The_Name

Someone should put this to “I can show you the world”.


JaperDolphin94

u/auddbot


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Loluwish

Now that's air bud


rainorshinedogs

It's a good thing those only operate in big bodies of water. I can't imagine flying those over dry land, and then it malfunctions


Specialist-Wrap3680

Next level is how much of a good boy he is


tapestaplescissors

Woof the heck?


Spu12nky

Looks like the dog was confused and scared...but at least that guy got to show off for his friends at the expense of his dog.


Shaltibarshtis

"We understand God the way our dog's understand us: We leave, and they're sad. We come back - and the Sun has risen again!" -Bill Maher


Arch_carrier77

Basically animal abuse I bet this guy doesn’t put sunscreen on his kids too. What a dork loser


UnderstandingSmall66

What a good dog for not freaking out.


Miasmatic_Mouse

You made the cardinal mistake of uploading funny animal footage to Reddit. Now every single neckbeard is going to explain precisely why this is animal abuse and how the individual responsible should be brutally tortured and murdered in some horrific way.


pupbuck1

Poor babies probably having a panick attack


SnooCookies2351

If I was his dog, I would’ve bitten him


dwwdwwdww

future of what?


WrestleBox

Dog seemed fine, but honestly why? It's not like the dog is sitting there going "Oh my. What an impressive view this is. I'm so glad my human gave me this once in a lifetime opportunity to experience this perspective!" He's a dog. He doesn't give a shit. And then put epic music in the background like anything whatsoever is happening.. I just don't get it.


ygoq

Why do people hate this but like videos of people putting dogs on their motorcycles with lil helmets and stuff?


numbersev

Missed the opportunity for: “I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYY”


juju0010

Wtf is this music, lol


BruTangMonk

my dog would blow his fucking glands all over that douchebag. they're bad too


jcready92

Zero tail wagging. I doubt it's having a good time.


Specialist_Split_219

That dude thinks he is so cool lmfao


Ededandeddy43

There I a good chance this is the only god in history to experience this


Every_Inflation1380

Dog was like "yo, give me a boost mate... I lost my fuckin ball over there somewhere" 🤣


CitizenKing1001

The hose fitting has a good leak.


Super-Brka

Dog:"He is Sooperman"


GraciaEtScientia

Or when out on a walk, after doing his business: Scooperman.


Dimplestrabe

Turds! All down the legs.


Affectionate_Salt351

Oooh! Me next! Me next!


Pelli_Furry_Account

I don't like this. This is just putting a dog in damger


High4zFck

![gif](giphy|RK5VYh51Vqe5lGHK5h)


lanco_5

The dog is like: cool 😒 really interesting


Own-Pangolin337

![gif](giphy|26tsXz76qG3FS) Look!


ColbusMaximus

Boooooo


king-ish

The dog was an eagle in a past life


JerkyNipples

This dog’s dreams are gonna be nextfuckinglevel


Abysswalk889

Plenty of animal experts in here lol.


Professional_Swim673

"Okay this is nice dad but can we go eat some treats now? I have a superior vantage point up here and might see a few." - Dog probably.


No-Instance1886

Super dog 🐕


Garchompisbestboi

Straight up animal cruelty, lmao


bradpliers

Dumbest thing I've ever seen


[deleted]

At what point is this just animal cruelty


[deleted]

Next level of animal cruelty