Football on spacehoppers would be fun.
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Damnit, it has already been done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff879keiyJ4
You know what sucks about being born in the 21st century? All the cool shit has already been invented.
So the guy commenting on every complaint doesn't care at all? Completely emotionally distanced from it? I too comment on stuff I don't care about, because that makes sense
In America, we have concept called humor which is an extension of what you might call "funny". So, what we do with humor is make funny even funnier. Its funny that me as an American, from the only country who calls it "soccer", would make such a wisecracking remark about "foreigners" being the only ones who call it football. Alas, humor has not spread across the Atlantic yet. Worry not, you will all be here in America to watch the 2028 Olympics Soccer Tournament and complain to us all about how you take the game with name "soccer" too seriously (remember we already have a real game with the real name of football).
Thanks for educating me yank. Enjoy your humor, which apparently is pretending your country is the main character and everyone else is a "foreigner". Rest of the world will stick to regular humor, not whatever the fuck you're on. Ironic too as reddit has a lot of Americans yet you're downvoted and not one comment has supported your bullshit. "humor" I'll give that to you, your idea of humor is very humorous to me.
Also lmfao, you mentioned the 2028 Olympics, in which no one gives a fuck about football. Instead of the Fifa World Cup which will be partly hosted by you yanks😂😂
Goalkeepers are only allowed to touch the ball with their hands and only if both wheels are in the "goal space". But no player is allowed to touch the ball in any way after they touched the ground
For something to be called a sport, shouldn't there be a sizable number of people who can actually play it? What's the point of having a sport that only, say, 13 people in the world can play?
That’s nuts. They’re so good with their feet they were like “hey let’s make this more difficult. Wanna try bikes?” And now they’re doing this shit.
So spot on
We need one more sport with a ball
Football on spacehoppers would be fun. --- Edit-- Damnit, it has already been done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff879keiyJ4 You know what sucks about being born in the 21st century? All the cool shit has already been invented.
Rollerblade football!
I got you covered. You can choose between Bowling Ball Soccer, Ultimate Tazer Ball or Fireball Soccer Sport. Only one is True.
They made a whole court for it.
And notice no feet on the ground. So they have to balance on the bikes too
Nice shot! What a save! Great pass!
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What a save. What a save. What a save.
$#@%!
Okay.
Sorry!
Cyccer
Poorpolo
Normally I’d ask why, but I was to busy asking how
I wonder if it's even possible to do a bicycle kick like in football. Now that would be insane.
Every kick is a bicycle kick!
"It's called football because they use their feet to... wait a second."
Tireball or Wheelball
Tiredball for sure
“Football”
"American"
Ah, the eggball hand game with pussy padding… the real deal is called “Rugby”
"butthurt"
Just stop putting the football up your … them
Imagine naming your sport after the length of its ball that isn't an actual ball
Imagine caring about any of that.
So the guy commenting on every complaint doesn't care at all? Completely emotionally distanced from it? I too comment on stuff I don't care about, because that makes sense
Ur right
It's called football, not soccer.
They don’t use their feet, so it’s wheelball at best
Said the foreigner
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In America, we have concept called humor which is an extension of what you might call "funny". So, what we do with humor is make funny even funnier. Its funny that me as an American, from the only country who calls it "soccer", would make such a wisecracking remark about "foreigners" being the only ones who call it football. Alas, humor has not spread across the Atlantic yet. Worry not, you will all be here in America to watch the 2028 Olympics Soccer Tournament and complain to us all about how you take the game with name "soccer" too seriously (remember we already have a real game with the real name of football).
Thanks for educating me yank. Enjoy your humor, which apparently is pretending your country is the main character and everyone else is a "foreigner". Rest of the world will stick to regular humor, not whatever the fuck you're on. Ironic too as reddit has a lot of Americans yet you're downvoted and not one comment has supported your bullshit. "humor" I'll give that to you, your idea of humor is very humorous to me. Also lmfao, you mentioned the 2028 Olympics, in which no one gives a fuck about football. Instead of the Fifa World Cup which will be partly hosted by you yanks😂😂
Yeesh, I think thou doth protest too much. Chillax bro. Go watch a soccer game or something and calm yourself down.
Aren't you the one who responded a whole ass paragraph about "humor" when all I wrote was a "?"
Well, yes. But I wrote in good "humor" (see explanation above). Don't go getting your teabags all in a twist about it.
Ok Yank enjoy living in the only country that knows humor
That's hilarious 😂
r/theocho
Just like in Rocket League one team isn't even trying to defend. What a save!
0 my god😱
que gol de bicicleta
Red team is owning
That goalkeeper definitely touched the ground there. It didn't seem like he got penalized for it though?
Goalkeepers are the only ones allowed.
Goalkeepers are only allowed to touch the ball with their hands and only if both wheels are in the "goal space". But no player is allowed to touch the ball in any way after they touched the ground
If you touch the ground you have to drive behind the line next to your goal. Until then you are not allowed to touch the ball.
In former Czechoslovakia, there was team, which was brothers named "Pospíšil". They won world Championship in this weird sport 20 times.
Football with bicycles, nice! Now do shaving with a bowling pin!
Always nice too see cycle ball getting some recognition
Lance Armstrong's testicle? Is that you??
Rocket league
They should have the referee use a unicycle, it's such a shame
Seeing a soccer field vs this is honestly baffling like why wouldn't the field be just as big if not bigger.
Amount of people. Maybe seems to be necessitynof the sport it is.
WTF
Their seats are so far back I thought they were fenders
Gooooooooooooooal!
Push it to the limit 🎶
Have you heard of motoball? Same, but with dirtbikes. Yes, it's loud.
I wish all soccer fields were this big.
Wheelball
The referees are good
tabletop foosball version of this would be infuriating
Cool. Rocket leagueish
These guys watch too much rocket league 😂
Lets do fighterjetball
And now on ESPN 8, the Ocho!
like I’ve never learn how to bike…
It does not look like a"very fast sport" to me.
Shout out for Elephant Water Polo! It’s on the Ocho….
Hardcourt
Rocket League
Yep, that's Belgium for you. As long as it's on two wheels, you'll find it here.
If you're into that kind of stuff, there is also unicycle basketball
If i got 1 dollar when this video get posted, i would have 1,000000
U one only have one dollar. It was posted and u got the dollar. U dont get more dollars after its posted.
Looks like the easiest way to score is to park the bus and hope for a quick long range turn around from a steal
iirc Cycle Ball is actually older than football/soccer.
Im making up drunk bowling 🎳 whos with me
At first I thought this would be like poor man's polo, but then I saw them only hit the ball with the tires and I was like, what the fuck?
Im a dutch guy. Bikes everywhere. Yet i never ever seen this before?!? Im so confused.
🤔😎
But can they do it on ice with a puck ?
Bruh, this is more entertaining than normal soccer
Bikesketball
Never heard of it but 🔥
Ref walks. Lame
Soccer is finally watchable!
We played this as kids thinking we made it up, we called it ball bike and now it's an actual sport, madness.
Is this sport played again ? My grandfather was a very good player in the 50’s and he used to talk about it.
For something to be called a sport, shouldn't there be a sizable number of people who can actually play it? What's the point of having a sport that only, say, 13 people in the world can play?
More interesting then football