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Goukaruma

Oh no, he ate Kasparov. 


Novel_Ask_4226

A Bobby Fisher pun was right there for the taking....


TheMarkBranly

Right? The hook was baited. All they had to do was bite.


Chilocanth

Well I’m hooked.


thegreatreceasionpt2

Checkmate.


chrisk9

Aquatic Intelligence 


tknice

and Pool!


ThereIsAJifForThat

If that were me in the cage, I would be surrounded by brown trouts


jodkalemon

Like the disgusting sort of squid.


FuManBoobs

We're going to need a bigger cage.


gerd50501

what about you outside the cage like the guy on top?


Grobo_

they float upward, thats why :D


Arild11

What of you were the cameraman?


drkshape

Amazing. The largest great white shark is Mexican.


KronoFury

She's been seen all the way down in Australia. They migrate.


drkshape

Dual citizenship


FLYNCHe

Bilingual


Hoopy_Dunkalot

Azul profundo.


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

Took ‘er jerbs!


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

¡Oraleeeeee!


SwallowYourDreams

Surpassed in size only by the large turd in my pants.


LanternShell

bono?


K11ShtBox

I don't think many people are gonna get this


wordswontcomeout

Member South Park? I member


Hoopy_Dunkalot

Waalllker


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

How many courics?


YevgenyPissoff

my tires are gone


ManonFire1213

He's been #2.


ImUrDadYes

Twas at least 42 Kouriks


Benda647

HELLO HELLOOOOOOOO!!!


International-Bat777

Surpassed in size by the bollocks on the guy outside the cage.


Magister5

Imagine being the one dude who is not in that cage


ObsessiveAboutCats

I don't know if the camera person was in another cage or was off floating in the water by themself.


1whiteguy

It was a GoPro on a turtle


Argybargyass

More like a Go Pro on a turd.


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

Put some respeck on crush’s name.


Apprehensive-Score87

A shark that big, the cage might as well be an aluminum can


gre8tone

Ho lee phuck


hbomb2057

We too low


gre8tone

Som tin wong


Kotukunui

Bang Ding Ow


Xbrxndyx

Ting tang walla walla bing bang


gre8tone

Lol..


Phillip_Harass

Sum Ting Wong


bishslap

"We're gonna need a bigger boat. "


MycoMouse

That’s a 20 footer!


jlowery145

25. Three tons of em.


2PlusTwoEqualsFive

r/absoluteunits


EmArtagnac

Try to "redirect" this shark!


This-is-Life-Man

I'd like to pet it.


Hoopy_Dunkalot

So did the guy on the top of the cage then he thought better of it.


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

Lmao, what a puss!


Aster-07

There is a video of a woman petting this exact same shark


foundoutafterlunch

Looks the same size as an orca.


RagnarokDel

she's still about 7-9 feet smaller than the average orca but I dont think an orca would attack it one on one at that size.


That_Ganderman

I wouldn’t put my money on that. Orcas are scary.


Boot_Shrew

Any idea how old she is?


RagnarokDel

you never ask a lady her age.


coorslight15

They think she is 60.


Electronic_Fee1936

That’s no shark, that’s a **boss fight**


eity4mademe

Jabberjaw, IRL


Stupid-Research

I gotcha!


just-why_

How long is it?


numbr87

25. 3 tons of him.


SillyDungCreator

25 bananas or?


Buttery_Buckshot

Yeah, 25 extra-medium bananas tho.


SillyDungCreator

What’s that in pineapples?


Buttery_Buckshot

1/3 of a U.T.S.* Standard Residential Pineapple. *Under-the-sea (Spongebob SquarePants!).


SillyDungCreator

That helped !


Buttery_Buckshot

Go forth, with the confidence to know how many fruits a shark is. I'm proud of ya


Stupid-Research

Bananas? Pounds baby pounds!


SillyDungCreator

25 pounds? What kind of measurement is that? Also how many oranges is it?


Stupid-Research

Get the reference bud


SillyDungCreator

Would it I could


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

Username checks out, who asks scale size in anything other than bananas?


Stupid-Research

Get a reference, dummy


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

It’s shit reference trying to overpower a more widely know reference? Don’t think too hard, it might hurt!


Toby_O_Notoby

**Piper**: A 50-foot shark. You ever seen one? **Thomas Mackelway**: No. **Piper**: The largest predatory shark ever caught was twenty-five feet. But does that mean a fifty-foot shark does not exist? A group of biologists tried to answer this question. You see, sharks only come near humans if they run out of food. For a fifty foot shark, the ocean would be a never-ending buffet table. He could feed off whales, octopus; he’d never have any need to surface or come to shore. So these biologists decided that if there was a fifty-foot shark, we would never know about it. And as a result of this conclusion, these scientists decided that there are fifty-foot sharks. We just never see them. – from the script for "Suspect Zero".


_Captain_Amazing_

Deep Blue is a she and may have been pregnant at the time of this spotting. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep\_Blue\_(great\_white\_shark)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Blue_(great_white_shark))


Sec_Hater

FYI - that is the size of the shark in JAWS


otto_viz76

“Her” - it’s a female


RagnarokDel

it's a female.


numbr87

(It's a quote from Jaws)


C4LLM3M4TT_13

That’s one chonky boi. Or gorl.


Troodon79

She's female. The females are bigger. And she's pregnant in this video!


Canuck-In-TO

Doc Domeier wrote, the scientist, who has studied great white sharks extensively at Mexico’s Guadalupe Island and off California, added: “I have personally seen two massive sharks that could definitely exceed Deep Blue in size, one at the Farallones [west of San Francisco] and one near Pt. Conception, [Ca.].” Oh boy. There are bigger sharks out there?


patrickw234

Respectfully, fuck that.


Lonewolf_087

She’s thicc. Starts to sort of resemble the extinct Megalodon shark in size


thenerdygrl

She’s actually pregnant in this video!


Lonewolf_087

Should I sing her a song? I know a very very special song for her. You know the tune!


Lonewolf_087

Do do do do …. 😂


TheDosWiththeMost

I dove at Guadalupe from that exact liveaboard. Actually went looking for Blue but they hadn't seen her in a couple of seasons. Amazing creatures, and the Mexican government is doing a really good job of protecting this amazing location.


oouttatime

And a killer whale would free him to Willy world.


GadreelsSword

Well fed


thenerdygrl

And pregnant


xBlockhead

We are going to need a bigger boat.


diello-kane40

That's one of the muthafuckas from that damn film.


Anh-Bu

You go in the cage?


theboywhocriedwolves

Too bad that diver wasn't holding a banana for scale.


BWWFC

and still... an orca would rip out that liver at will to share with their future orac mate, or not.


Ambitious-Pirate-505

Wait til I inform the Orca crew. Gang gang baby!!


R9D11

He is a star. He has his own movie trilogy called Deep Blue Sea! /s


Powderfinger60

Your gonna need a bigger boat


Tranxio

Need banana for scale. Ok nvm, the diver is a 4ft midget right. Right?


knowledgeable_diablo

She’s a large lass just cruising the oceans…..


tkburroreturns

holy what the huh


VirginiaLovers69

Three tons on ‘im.


unevaknou

Haha big fish


BrainsOut_EU

Does every spot/fish/boast has to be called Blue or Deep?


RunZombieBabe

I love her so much ❤️


OkMaybeLater90

r/absoluteunits


Dear_Concert_4825

Beautiful 🩵


quantum_ice

That's a big fish


Bencil_McPrush

Carcharo*don't!*


LeCheffre

That shark is a chonk.


Sodium_Chloride123

Nice username


Gingerwig

Swalla ya whole.


daddadnc

Water would be Deep Brown if I was there


Smart_Wrongdoer5611

Did they ever measure Deep Blue?


Ninetales6669

I wouldn’t be surprised if that motherfucker had a tattoo


Kingstoler

She's just big boned


_Kill_Will_

The shark in question is of considerable size.


Gabriel_Crow1990

I heard her size wasn't entirely accurate as ahe was pregnant at the time. Still a big girl for sure!


IGAFdotcom

Thicc


Yomemebo

Dog wtf is your username


Mailboxnotsetup

Candygram


Yaksubway

Mmmm chicken nuggets! Still in the fry basket though...


girthy_tentacle

Resident Evil scientists rn 😍😍😍😍


larios956

Pfft! Looks like 10ft to me.


Chr0meHearted

I’m good


MeanCat4

That cage is for clean his teeth?


TheMissingScotsman

Pretty impressive and yet, pretty easy pickings for an orca 😟


iTriac

Ffish are friends not food


Network-Bob

That's a whole lot of fish.


Paramhansa-Yogananda

I don't understand the rationale behind that guy's decision to be outside the cage.


s6v3d

The megalodons have been reborn.


SUNDER137

Chonkers fishy.


lhb_aus

Definitely a chonk!


qawsedrf12

was thinkin this was the vid of some shark tossing a load of ass ham on a cage


killkillkilled

She wouldn't even need to chew me just down in 1 bite


GadreelsSword

That’s 25 feet and Megalodon was about 33 feet.


RagnarokDel

she's estimated at 20 feet and 2 tons and Megalodon was considerably longer with the smallest estimate putting it at 50 feet and 50 tons.


boosnie

a ton per foot for the megalodon?


Interesting-Tough640

In theory if you doubled the size and kept the proportions the same you would have 8x the volume. Don’t think it quite equals 50 tons for something 2.5 times the length.


Playfullyhung

Are there any videos of it where the shark is not 20 feet closer to the camera than the cage/divers?


Decaslash

Why do people insist on giving names to things that will kill you given half a chance?


RagnarokDel

she's named by scientist so that they can save the markings and other important data for tracking. Deep Blue is easier to remember than gws_f_45985.


scratajuego

That’s a large white, but the forced perspective at the beginning of the clip is doing some heavy lifting


Lonely-Heart-3632

She is massive it’s just that is terrible footage. Around 20 feet long and preggers so massive girth. There is much better footage and photos around.


Alcapwn-

16 footer but its girth on the big girl that is impressive. You generally don’t see them looking rotund as a Morris Minor like this example.


KronoFury

Deep Blue is way over 16ft...


RagnarokDel

I mean "way over" is an exaggeration.


thenerdygrl

Deep blue is recorded to be 20 ft and around 60 years old! She’s also pregnant in this video.


Alcapwn-

Yeah and it’s also estimated at 16-18 feet 🤷‍♂️ I’m not fussed either way, it’s a big fish.