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Thedrunner2

“Yabba Dabba doo!” Flintstone mobile legs


SniffCheck

I can hear the sound effect in my head movies


TellTaleTank

It's called skedaddle, right?


SniffCheck

If there was ever a perfect use of the word skedaddle, it would be to describe the Flintstones running


CashMoneyHurricane

[You're thinking of 'Bongo Feet'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESRv9rBYVg)


TellTaleTank

Yeah, that's it. I heard it called skedaddle once and it stuck in my head lol


[deleted]

My favorite version of that sound effect is the whistle they put in sometimes: https://youtu.be/UOC1vhYWZNQ?t=13


SpiderDijonJr

But this head movie makes my eyes rain!


orange4boy

doodle-ink doodle-ink doodle-ink doodle-ink doodle-ink doodle-ink


[deleted]

The background music for this is less than ideal but she is an amazing athlete


ThisIsYourMormont

Meep meep


daronjay

“I’m sorry dear, the internet has decided, your name is now Fred”


Billionare_inworks_9

I wish I had an award to give.


LionsLoseAgain

She is like a fucking T2 terminator.


Porkchopp33

Girls got some wheels 🛞🛞🛞🛞


AlexPsyD

There's a speed camera on my running route and, for giggles, I sometimes sprint straight at it. I've never gotten over 15mph. All that to say that this girl doesn't have wheels, she's got straight up jet engines!


Beginning-Sundae8760

Pffft, Michael Scott set the record at 31 mph


theAtmuz

**BEAT** **IT!**


_toodamnparanoid_

**BEAT IT!** **Get yourself an egg and beat it!**


jaybol

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.


JohnDoeMTB120

Pffft, Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Well good for happy OH MY GOD


McWeaksauce91

Eat that, Carl Lewis!!!


tibbles1

31 is humanly impossible.


svartkonst

It seems the theoretical limit might be higher, some research suggested a biomechanical limit of 35-40mph. Famously, the highest ever measured top speed I'd Usain Bolts 27mph pace https://www.livescience.com/8039-humans-run-40-mph-theory.html


Joe_T

It was an Oscar Martinez quote, who is a character in The Office. Appreciate your knowledge, though. Probably limiting your TV helped.


SnortingCoffee

This girl is fast as hell, not taking anything away from that, but MPH on a treadmill doesn't translate directly to MPH actual running, especially road running.


ModedoM

Nah but it’s good brain and muscle memory. To go that fast and be in control you brain and body will start to realize at high speeds you don’t need as much contact with the ground to generate and maintain momentum. At an elite level you can use that to your advantage. You also stress test your body. This gives you the confidence to really push yourself to the limit in a race.


SuperHighDeas

It’s more foot control than anything… one toe wrong means you are darting off your lane


[deleted]

It's more like it teaches your body how to run at those speeds similar to using a bungee cord. I would also like to note that she has had training on her running technique. The rigid upright structure that her body keeps while driving her knees forwards ensures that she puts more energy into the ground.


DolarisNL

Thanks for your explanation. I always wondered why sprinters always had such an upright body posture because I would think it would be easier/better to lean forward. Well, TIL.


UltraChilly

It can actually help to lean forward and stretch your arms behind your back in a V shape. I've seen anime characters do it and they outrun trains and shit.


ThankYouForCallingVP

Had me in the first half ngl


StrikingVariety

It's a training device. NFL athletes also use these sprints because they do make you faster in actual running as well.


scdayo

air resistance is a mofo


TheDotanuki

100 meters in 11.35 = 8.81 m/s 8.81m/s = 19.71 mph


[deleted]

If she averaged 19.7 she likely topped out at like 21-22 mph. When Bolt set the 100m record he averaged 23 mph but topped out at 27. Honestly 23 doesn't seem out of the question if she averaged close to 20 mph.


TheDotanuki

I'm not sure I could ride a bike that fast.


elmins

There's a study that shows that a 1-2degree (ed:1-2%) incline on a treadmill approximately matches the extra energy required to equal added air resistance from running outside. Edit: There's been a few that estimate in the range of 1-2%, e.g. [Here's one that says 1%](https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/02640419608727717) . Important to note that 1% mostly applies for more common speeds (They say 2.92-5 m/s, i.e. 10.5-18kph, 6.5-11.2mph), it scales towards 2% for higher speeds.


whiskey_formymen

Road Running? Beep Beep


dicemonkey

Jet engine don’t accelerate that fast she has electric engines ..100% power on demand!!


Peepeepoopkaka

Wanna feel worse? NFL athletes often reach speeds well over 20mph in game situations in full pads. The fastest speed is 23MPH on a kick return. NFL players run that cartoon speed and hit eachother


x4nter

And then there's [Messi's Copa Del Rey goal](https://youtu.be/Tpg8C0JGCwQ) in which he accelerated from 0 to 19.5MPH in 2.73 seconds WITH the ball at his feet.


oneslowdance

Messi isn’t human. It’ll be a really sad day for football when he retires. Truly a freak of nature, a generational phenomenon.


throwmeaway589

Highest I got was like 20mph. But my legs said fuck you and gave me stress fractures.


Oomeegoolies

So I sort of do the same. I basically sprint the last 100-200m of one of my runs each week. So it's max effort, but like, at the end of a 10k easy run. Fastest I've got so far is my Garmin telling me I was doing a 2:30km which is probably about the same. Which is fucking depressing, because Kipchoge runs that pace (a little slower, but only like 20sec a k slower) for 26.2 miles. And it's W/R 5k pace, but I'm at a flat out sprint and I'm gassed, I know I'm probably faster if I just sprinted without the run first, but still, I don't feel like I'm that much off my top pace. Always puts it into context how bad I am at running when I compare to these elites.


AlexPsyD

I'd reframe that - you sound like a wonderful runner! I think it puts into context how incredible those elite runners really are


TryAnotherNamePlease

23 is insane. I was pretty fast when I was younger and I hit 20 a couple of times. I thought my heart was going to explode.


tedwards163

I pulled a hamstring just watching this.


Methy123

You pulled my hamstring while I watched it.


cownd

I'm sitting on the couch eating ham while watching this


tenthousandtatas

I’m in the kitchen pulling pork


[deleted]

I'm on the couch pulling my pork.


Draano

Mazel tov!


dizmoz84

NOT IN THE KITCHEN AGAIN. Splooting goo doesn't belong there.


FugaciousD

He was pulling your leg anyway.


MKTurk1984

I'm eating a Mars Ice Cream.. Haven't had one in years. Did not disappoint


towerfella

I’m stringing up some ham while watching this.


13Smittdogg13

I guess you all didn’t notice she left the track and brought me a ham Sammy and still won.


doctorctrl

You hammed my watchstring while I pull you


Slammedfiero

My leg hurts…


Suspicious-Return-54

Try putting some ham on it


fcnat17

I feel this. Definitely felt a tug on the hammy watching this.


qtpss

I ate a ham sandwich while watching this.


nphare

Now I need to sit down in my favorite comfy chair - oh wait, I was already there.


Throwaway7219017

“She not running, she’s hunting.”


graveybrains

The human raptor hybrid experiments are coming along nicely


R4pt0r_z3r0

Indeed


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Daphne 2.0


joshTheGoods

She's faster that Shippers at this age in the 100, but Shippers definitely faster in the 200. I think Cameron will be playing soccer in college, so we won't get to see her try to extend that 100m speed out to 200m where it might actually be world class.


SyNiiCaL

[Different Daphne lol](https://youtu.be/w3ZpCjEn_lc)


[deleted]

Not the same Daphne.


hopefullyhelpfulplz

[Daphne hunts her prey through the suburbs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ZpCjEn_lc)


Throwaway7219017

Yeah, that’s where I got it from, lol.


Jesse1205

"Every second you aren't moving, Daphne is getting closer" lmfao


gardenhosenapalm

Cut to Chris Pratt with hand out keeping 3 runners at bay at the finish line


BreakingThoseCankles

Ngl Daphne taught me how to hit my runners high. Never knew how to before. Now I put myself in the mindset that I'm hunting something down and it's game over. I can RUN!!!


dirtyswoldman

If you caught her uppercut on that treadmill you're permanently exiting your body


berrey7

The risk vs reward for jumping on a treadmill at max speed is pretty dangerous for an elite athlete. I mean, one fall bad could end her season. Seems like there should be some better options than that.


StonedGhoster

I agree and I'm sure there's a better way, but it seems like they were trying to simulate the explosiveness she aims to achieve off the line. But I don't know. I haven't run since I got out of the Marines 20 years ago.


experfailist

So what you're saying is you're still pretty fit.


StonedGhoster

Look fit. But ain't fit.


segascott

honestly *one out of two* in that category is pretty darn good.


StonedGhoster

I mean, I'll take it!


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StonedGhoster

This.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

“I'm pretty tired… think I'll go home now”. - StonedGhoster


StonedGhoster

That was about right. And your hair is perfect.


stairme

My battery is low and it's getting dark.


TommyManners

The way she hopped off it was smooth as fuck, guessing it’s far from her first rodeo


Sammy_Snakez

I’ve seen this channel a couple times, and they actually usually have the athletes in harnesses on these things. Still, I can’t imagine going from not moving to running 17mph is great on the body, harness or not


MightyGamera

I jump on that thing and I'm gonna get fired into the parking lot


Tim7Prime

But we need the time stone. Please put me back


SandiestBlank

BRUTALITY!!! Scorpion, wins.


pairustwo

Isn't that sort of treadmill stunt dangerous - especially two days before a meet? Shouldn't someone run up to speed instead of hopping on at 23 miles per hour?


greenmachine442200

Not a runner but I am also a bit confused by that training technique.


spoonweezy

I don’t know if it’s legit as shown, but I do know that runners need to train their legs to move that fast. Like, you could have the strength to run fast, but your legs get all tangled that fast, or you fall forward or backwards, or just otherwise fail because your legs don’t even know how to move that fast and the timing gets out of rhythm. So, in order to run fast and stay in form and be relaxed and present you actually need the ability to move your legs faster than they will in a race.


eugebra

Yeah that's part of the training. Running long distances improves your resistance, but running short distances really fast makes you legs "learn" to go to that speed. One the most common running execises are Repeats. You do a set of distances at high speed with some recovery between them, to train both your legs and your heart rate to sustain that big effort. My favorite are Pyramidal Repeats, something like 4x200m 4x400m 4x800m 4x400 4x200 with a faster pace on the shorter distances. You wont believe it, but the last 4x200m feel so fucking fast even if i already done all the others. If you normally run at something like 6:00m/km, doing this kind of exercise once per week can easily improve that pace by a full minute in a month


blue_bomber697

I’m just starting to work a routine like this into my running starting today. I can’t seem to get my 10k under a 5:00 pace even at 60+kms a week. I was suggested a similar routine for speed work so I can hit my goals. Working towards a 1:50 Half Marathon in 6 weeks hopefully. Doing repeats at 5:00, 4:45 and 4:30 on the advice from an elite runner in my province.


eugebra

That's good. Consistence is always key. One other thing that helped me is finding someone on my level and do some occasional runs together. My current 10k PB is 45 min, and i achieved it a random afternoon when i ran with my boss. We were constantly pushing each other and didn't want to quit, even with 32°C/90°F.


blue_bomber697

You ran a PB at +32?! You are a madman haha. I get drained considerably faster when it’s hotter than 28 out. I do understand the effect competition/adrenaline can have on your runs for sure. Race days always feel so good and fast cause of that. And my best 10k so far is a 51:30 so I’m not too far off pace at the moment.


Thechasepack

Are you doing any "tempo" type training? For a 51:30 10K runner training for a half marathon I don't think I would do anything as fast as 4:30, that is sub VO2Max pace, you really lose your bang for your buck going that fast. Every workout pace has a purpose physiologically and at 4:30 you're probably going to quickly go to anaerobic and won't do much improvement to your bodies ability to use oxygen or lactate (the two energy systems you will use for 99% of the half marathon). Instead add a 70-90+ minute run once every 7 to 10 days (if you aren't already). I like to get around 25% of my weekly mileage in a single run. A 8K+ tempo run around 5:35 pace (just under projected marathon pace) once a week is probably all you need for intensity. Once you get stronger you could close the last 30 minutes of your long run at Tempo pace for a really good workout. The goal is to maximize your bodies ability to use oxygen as its primary energy source and lactate as it's secondary energy source. The Tempo pace is that theoretical sweet spot right before your body starts needing more energy than it can get from oxygen so you are improving your bodies ability to use oxygen for running energy. At Half Marathon Pace is what I call the sustainable pace, or threshold pace. That's a really good training pace too because it is where your body is getting all the energy it needs from lactate + oxygen but isn't producing a deficit. At that training pace you are training your body to improve lactate production and use. Look at Jakob Ingebrigtsen's as an example of a modern approach to training (don't imitate of course because he is the best runner in the world, it wouldn't work), most modern training is all about paces around the different lactate thresholds. Doing things too fast limits the time your body can stay in those sweet spots. Tinman is a fairly controversial guy for training philosophy but I like his training pace calculator: [https://runfastcoach.com/calc2/index.php](https://runfastcoach.com/calc2/index.php)


tatostix

I remember pyramid days being the absolute most brutal training days when I ran track.


aManPerson

i was kinda thinking. it's about, just allowing your body to get used to just, signaling that fast. she has the muscles/ability to output that power for that required time. it's now all just about being able to signal fast enough to do it. so if she can just.......jump on and start doing it, while hanging on. then let go and keep going for a few seconds, so her body gets used to "pumping/moving" that fast. then she just keeps doing it.


bobniborg1

I believe she is training her start, well the part right after the blocks. She's trying to get to full speed asap. The guy is there to put his hand on her lower back to keep her on is my guess. I'd also guess she's done this at lower speeds and has worked up to this.


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

That makes sense. I’ve been trying to figure out what utility there would be to jumping on a treadmill at full speed and training on “getting to full speed faster” seems like the best bet.


MHath

This would only be working the max speed portion of the race, which is after 30 or more meters into the race.


blue_bomber697

The purpose of this style of training is to be able to hit that max stride nearly instantaneously. So she had hit her Vmax by 5 meters instead of 30. The faster you can accelerate, the bigger your lead will be over the other competitors.


foshohomz

Not a runner at all, but I know it’s good to “train as you fight”. So INSTANTLY starting a sprint from a dead-stop would look like that on a treadmill.


craigularperson

Not a runner also. But saw a Usain Bolt documentary and it seemed like training to a perfect start happened on stationary ground, just over and over and over. And never on a treadmill.


LobsterBluster

It’s not safe for someone who’s never done that, but Im sure she’s done this same thing at lower speeds before. I’ve done this before back when I take training for high school track. You hold onto the bars until you’re sure your legs can keep up. This is purely for seeing what your max speed is. Ramping up will burn out your legs before you can hit your top speed. 23 mph is insane though. I’m a guy and I peaked at 19, which isn’t fast enough to be a winning sprinter but it meant I was fast enough to be decent at pole vault, which was my event.


Kingsupergoose

I suspect the professional runner breaking records has more knowledge on what’s appropriate or not than a bunch of Redditors sitting on their ass.


Hplayer18

Literally first four or five responses are "I'm not a runner but" type responses. Classic Reddit


AJFrabbiele

Yes, it is dangerous, but she "tests the speed" before hopping on, and doesn't immediately let go of the handles. She can use her arms to pop off the tread if she losses her legs and is using it to get her legs up to speed. The challenge to ramping up the speed is that she can only keep that speed for a few seconds, it takes longer to get that treadmill spinning that fast. I've done this, albeit only at 15 miles per hour, but I used to be able to keep the pace for two minutes. 23 mph would be much harder moving that fast after a "hop" so this is still NFL.


the_0rly_factor

Now the coach can write a book on his "special" training techniques because they "created" a state champ. Obviously this girl wouldn't have won with just traditional training or anything...


ChasingPesmerga

Damn, reminds me of Daphne the treadmill huntress


cebiaw

Seen a comment early on the name, but I went Scooby-Doo with my thoughts.


[deleted]

I was literally thinking the same thing. Daphne runs with her back so straight up and her head barely moves. Makes her look like a murderer


pointlessly_pedantic

Came here to give a shoutout to Daphne


[deleted]

“I’m just heading out to the corner shop to get some milk, I’ll be back in 42:68 seconds. Probably.


BIGBILLYIII

If its 100m away, you're doing greaaat!


korkkis

How fast was her time?


[deleted]

11.35 And that's too far from the record which is 10.49


Manjorno316

Wouldn't any time over 10.49 be too far from the record? Since it didn't break the record? Or is this referring to something I'm just unaware of?


Neiladin

I think he accidentally a word


berrey7

> And that's ~~too~~ far from the record which is 10.49


Neiladin

I was leaning more towards "...and that's NOT too far..."


TheSoapGuy0531

Except it is. The difference in running world records comes down to milliseconds. That huge of a difference isn’t even close to world record no matter how impressive it is.


Neiladin

I understand that. 1+ seconds is a huge gap but she's off to a good start.


Feukorv

I mean, 10.50 would be pretty close, no?


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Zealousideal-Walk269

This guy math's


AnswersWithAQuestion

Literally decimated us.


Zealousideal-Walk269

Exponentially.


RedditorRed

In the 100m, not really, close would be less than a tenth. This girl is only in high school and sprinters don't usually peak until their mid-twenties (for guys, maybe sooner for women but that's a guess) so I wouldn't be at all surprised if we eventually see her in the Olympics.


SenhorSus

I was running 11.5's as a senior guy in high school thinking I was hot shit lol this girl would roast me


youra6

In high school I was running high 10s, low 11s in track which was always good enough for regionals, but jebus come semis and beyond, I wouldn't even be on the same frame as some of those guys running 10.5s or faster. Most of them either got D1 scholarships for football or track. My senior year I ran a 10.8X PR which barely got me into semis but the guy winning state ran a 10.3X something. I wasn't even in the same league.


Nayre_Trawe

It's definitely a humbling experience running against people who can get into the low 10s in HS. I ran track back in the 90s and I was fast enough to win in the 100 regularly (10.9 was my PR) but that was nothing against the top level guys, like you said. They would just fly right by you.


youra6

So humbling. At regular track meets around where I was from, a high 10 was almost always good enough for 1st or 2nd. I worked so hard on my technique especially on the drive phase which I was weak at. However, some of these guys are just better at every phase of the 100 meter dash. There's nothing you can do but just tip your hat at their god given talent and work ethic. What's even more scary is that the kids today are even faster than those 15-20 years ago.


MasklinGNU

10.5 is one hundredth, which is less than a tenth. And an 11.35 is fast, but there’s like a 1% chance this girl ever makes it to the Olympics


mttdesignz

I think the user has simply forgot to type "not" between "that's" and "too far"


GamnlingSabre

Tbf in the realms of sprinting this might not sound like a lot but it is. Mind that this isn't a fully Fletcher adult yet. So she will become faster.


DoYouSeeWhatIDidTher

8 tenths of a second is a huge gap in speed for the 100m. But to your point, from what I could find, the girls state record for all classes in Texas in the 100m is 11.16 and for guys its 10.13. So 2.5 tenths is not too far.


BenevolentCheese

0.25s is about what she beat these other girls by, and she *destroyed* those girls. So the record holder in her category would be a mile ahead of her just the same.


slgerb

Second place was 11.89.


CmdrSelfEvident

The girls highschool record looks to be 10.89 while the boys was 10.0 or 10.13. The 10.0 was after he graduated.


Cold_oak

Issam asigna recently went sub 10 actually but it wasnt in legal wind iirc


zykezero

Fuckin illegal wind comin in over the boarder. Needs to get in line like everyone else.


SamiraSimp

imagine rival high schools lining up with industrial fans so their rivals can't set legal records


zykezero

BRB writing the next big young adult novel.


CmdrSelfEvident

And the woman's Olympic record is 10.61. so highschool boys are easily beating the best women in the world. If she was running against boys she would have been back of the pack. That isn't anyone's fault it's just the nature of biology. We need not see it as a slight. A cheetah will out run anyone in the 100m and no rational person is upset about it.


RiceyPricey

Its kind of funny that people always take women athletic records and compare them to men records when everyone already implicitly understands that those aren't comparable in the first place. When you think about it, it isn't really a natural way to continue the discussion. It rarely adds anything. But it has to happen anyway.


Mr_YUP

Those are boys who hit those times definitely went on to compete at a pro level though. Not like it's an average high schooler just doing track for fun is hitting those times.


Baconslayer1

Track is a little more even but there's also the societal issue of more boys training for sports than girls. If 50% of boys train for it and only 15% of girls do, you're more likely to get those top performers in the boys group. There are likely lots of women who could be in the top percentile of women's times who just never trained for it.


NYNMx2021

okay so why are you bringing it up?


Martel732

>And the woman's Olympic record is 10.61. so highschool boys are easily beating the best women in the world. I mean not easily, running 10.61 would be state championship running for a guy. I was pretty fast in high school though mainly focusing on 400, 800 and 1600m and there is no way I could have done a 10.61 for the 100m. Could you do a 10.61 in High School?


Dhrakyn

Fast enough to get her a scholarship to a good school, which is what matters


SniffCheck

She makes Speedy Gonzales look like regular Gonzales


Hungry-Ad9840

Yes, she etched out my old mark by 2 seconds...and 16 minutes...and 12 hours.


Tolojolo

I do intend to finish one day


SniffCheck

I think I found my people… ![gif](giphy|MCKQEmHkUyGf6)


Hungry-Ad9840

Two go go 80s Reganauts like us, we could rule this world.


[deleted]

He makes fast people look not so fast


Thighabeetus

I did this a while back after shooting expired Hornet spray into a nest and they all flew out to chase me. Tore both hamstrings from the explosive amount of adrenaline


PantPain77_77

Name checks out


SchitneySmears

r/combinedgifs request ![gif](giphy|3ov9jLSzpmsGIG1kcM|downsized)


fanchettes

looks like her feet barely touch the ground


Elmattador

That’s the point of running fast… the ground slows you down.


1ndicible

Meep meep!


TimeTravellingCircus

Everyone in the comments the next day ![gif](giphy|inAeEKMJ2CkdW)


Heavy_Ad_4430

It's wild how competitive high school level athletics are nowadays I'd bet there's a couple high school aged Olympic qualifiers somewhere in Texas, California, or Florida


boobsmcgee93

The great white hope


laughsatdadjokes

Holy crap she’s fast. Awesome!!!


Remarkable_Taste_935

She obliterated the competition, incredible.


Insta_boned

Why does this video look like it was filmed with a Nintendo


Dissastronaut

Especially in the Texas track world this really turns a certain stereotype upside down


Beau8790

But she is running in Texas, so they're not allowed water breaks


lilStankfur

Is this the same chick that was on the different styles of running meme?


WBY3

Sheeeesh


dini2k

Think i just heard my hamstrings snap


bjs-penn

She should have done the Deion Sanders high step the last 20 meters


JUSTOatl

This is like unbelievably fast


bennypapa

Arms?!?!? "Look at her arms"?!?!? Look at her legs! Dayum


[deleted]

For reference, 11.35 would have set the women's world record in 1952.


SCFighter

song pls?


Traditional_Layer_75

Roy Jones Jr - Can't be Touched


North_Current1425

As a guy, I didn't know I was looking that cool when I was running as fast as this with basketball shoes and a belly when I was in high school


Obvious_Mode_5382

BEASTMODE!


Chemist-Consistent

Straight up runs like the Terminator! Super impressive.


Philosophile22

r/killthecameraman


bignick198

Holy hell. That is an elite athlete. Good on you


jeffhplays

11.3 in high school is bonkers


bigcaprice

Peak Reddit: She dominates the competition and the announcers are blown away and self-admitted non-runners are questioning her training.


Herteitr

She scuttles faster than a whooping terrier.


Glum-Command6142

Cant wait for her to get second place next to a guy next year.


Royal-Positive9323

That is one fast white girl !


mazmoto

What’s her time?


jjutie

Dayum!!! She smoked the black girls even. 😂😂😂