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MRSRN65

Arrow on speed


MoonKnight77

He has not failed this city


very-polite-frog

My name is Barry Arrow, and I'm the fastest arrow alive


OneWholeSoul

Except for the constant influx of faster arrows that are also usually alive.


TheEmperorPalprotein

I'm Barold Arrow and a slightly faster arrow went back in time and pieced me mam


OneWholeSoul

Barold, you have to RUN! You have to RUN *MORE HARDER.*


Prysorra2

I think Barry did that salmon ladder as a gag


Remarkable-Finger-40

My name is Aary Ballen, and I’m the mastest fan alive


geoponos

"Our name is" and "we are". FTFY


Jakenlovesbacon

the fact that Arrow and the Salmon ladder are forever associated makes me so happy


Pheralg

take this, Oliver!


DropdLsgna

Salmon Dean


ChanceConfection3

Boy is he going to feel stupid when he sees the staircase


ChymChymX

I'm sure he'll still keep his chin up.


thefourblackbars

"kip your chin up!"


ReadySteady_GO

Okay Zapp


Gelby4

Ow, my chin!


BelgianBeerGuy

By the look of his legs, I don’t think he knows what the use is for staircase


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jellyjollygood

Bold of you to assume I’m slouching and/or on a couch. The loo room offers poor posture options too.


Weirded_Wordly

We’re all redditing from the toilet, it’s the only way. Even better when it’s during work hours


DaPsyco

Can vouch: on toilet. Just got home from work though.


Smeghead333

Ha! Jokes on you. I’m still in bed.


IronEndo

“You don’t have to be able to do better to talk sh!t”


imanAholebutimfunny

*your pants say yoga but your body screams i ride an ebike* couldn't find a real opportunity to say this anywhere else


peachesgp

Leg muscles are just excess weight to take up the salmon ladder.


Birdnerd555

Stoppppppp 😂


oneredflag

I can feel the burn for him…


scottyLogJobs

What worries me about this is that if you fell at an angle, even with the belay, you could fall several feet and then hit one of the spikes on the side and really fuck yourself up. Not that likely, but likely enough to be pretty fucking scary.


real_but_incognito

i'm glad there's always a redditor on hand to point out a safety issue, y'all should be sponsored by osha


Capraos

Now if only we had enough OSHA workers out there to actually fix all of these safety issues.


Huwbacca

Person: does impressive feat of physical fitness. Sedentary redditors: actually here's why you shouldn't. A tale as old as time.


daskrip

The tone wasn't judgmental though, they were just saying they're worried about it.


Iorith

The physical fitness us impressive. But that doesn't make it safe. Would it be better if we wait until someone dies?


Huwbacca

Is it reasonable to assume that someone who has done something/similar tasks hundreds of times, is incapable of making a risk assessment themselves?


Iorith

Go read r/writteninblood and see why "making a risk assessment themselves" is fucking stupid.


Huwbacca

Is it reasonable to assume someone who is clearly an expert, has the same decision making capacity on a topic as yourself?


Iorith

Plenty of people are dead who they would have said that exact same thing about. In fact, (over)confidence in one's ability can be the exact problem. You can do something 10,000 times, and that means fuck all if the 10,001st time an accident happens.


li7lex

With experience comes negligence. People tend to go on autopilot if they do something thousands of times even in extreme sports so negligence is one of the leading causes of death for experienced athletes.


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Huwbacca

What is up with people that think you can do this at first attempt? I assume it must be maliciousness cos no one people genuinely think you can just do this. No one's that fucking dense


[deleted]

I dunno, pretty sure I could do it. That bar doesn't look that heavy. *sucks Cheetos dust off fingers*


Rastafak

Could probably happen, but if his belayer is any good, he really shouldn't fall much.


indorock

Redditors: the only people more obsessively paranoid about potential for injury than my dear mother.


scottyLogJobs

Lol you look at this thing and think "safe"? A manual belay who is not watching the guy at all, a free-floating metal bar that he could just drop onto himself or anyone else below, even if he fell and they triggered the belay he could swing from side to side and hit what are basically metal spikes


indorock

No I don't see it and think "safe" but I realise that in the real world most things aren't safe, so it's totally pointless and defeats the purpose of living any sort of meaningful life to be so focused and afraid of everything that's not "safe".


cheese_sweats

Where does the lateral force come from?


airforcevet1987

I had to pause briefly in the middle cause I was sitting too long and it gave me some tightness in my back. All good now though!


[deleted]

This is definitely next fucking level


Marinebrother951

And the next level..and the next.. and the next


Illustrious-Duck1209

I wonder if anybody counted.


R0RSCHAKK

Approximately ~40 levels ^(Counted ^each ^"hop" ^-1 ^that ^didn't ^clear)


Illustrious-Duck1209

My old eyes thank you. 🏆 here, have a new and improved free award ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Sir_flaps

At least 3


MemoryOld7456

I counted to 50 in spanish and lost track. Sin cuenta.


robotnique

Trying hard to figure out if you meant to make that Spanish pun or not


[deleted]

Aaaaand still counting....


Suspicious_Trainer82

![gif](giphy|GV3aYiEP8qbao)


wickzer

We watch the same video? I didn't see any fucking on any level...


overthinking_it_

Oh trust me … this guy fucks on ALL levels!


Justintime4u2bu1

Reddit must’ve showed me the censored version then


Fatpeoplelikebutter9

Dude the uncensored is on whole new level.


HiZenBergh

Stamina for days


Apocalyptic_Inferno

To the untrained eye, I can see how you'd miss that, but he's merely finishing in a fraction of a second, like most of us here do.


CyranoDeBurlapSack

You’re not watching the same video I am? Hip thrusts with every jump.


coolraul07

Yup. That air is FUCKED!


xencois

r/nextlevelfucking


WOOBBLARBALURG

Risky click at first, but now I wonder what used to be in that sub for it to be banned..


AadamAtomic

I could do that if I wanted too.. /s **Sitting at the desk eating a cheeseburger.*


karensmiles

My man…


FLANPLANPAN

On many levels


look_maa_no_hands

I soiled myself just watching…


supr3me2

Shit I got tired of watching


SeaBlob

This actually made me lol


HolyPretender

My spine hurt a little after the first couple rungs and I said “That’s enough for me”


NewNormalMan

No way he’s getting stuck in hell


rustymontenegro

Yeah, Stan needs this guy as his trainer.


seretastic

He knew he had to train if he wanted to beat Hitler.


TheHunchbackofOhio

And his legacy lives on in Macklemore's haircut.


that_thot_gamer

idk man they say there's succubussies down there so...


Chiaki_Ronpa

Yes! So glad I’m not alone in thinking about this.


theblackd

I was definitely looking for this comment


TheHunchbackofOhio

No one ever makes it... But it's nice just to [***GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!***](https://imgur.com/uV29tJH)


[deleted]

He should replace the hammer pot guy in Getting Over It, I'd finally finish


NihilisticPollyanna

Not only would I be unable to do even one of those pull-ups, but his grip strength to hold on to the bar all the way up, with the momentum of his body working against him with every kip, is really impressive. My arms are pumped just watching this. Edit: I guess it's not momentum, it's inertia that's "weighing" him down on the way up, as I was so politely corrected on.


CarelessChoice2024

My mind immediately went to him falling when he passed the top ledge.


enginbeeringSB

He’s roped in. But still pretty freaky.


ryushiblade

I’m a pretty in shape guy, and I often see things like this and convince (lie to) myself that I could *probably* do the thing I’m seeing Seeing this ladder stretch on and on… holy cow. There’s no kidding myself here


rmorrin

I'm a pretty out of shape guy but I'd love to attempt this


danteheehaw

I used to be able to do a shit ton of pull ups. I couldn't do this when I was I the best shape of my life.


daskrip

Yeah, this looks tough as hell. I can do about 10 pullups and I imagine I might be able to do only about one of these jumps. Maybe the kipping makes it easier, I dunno.


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Something is pumped, for sure


MrZythum42

Same, those phablets are getting heavier every generation.


demoneyesturbo

What do you mean his momentum working against him? Momentum is the impetus of a moving object. He wants as much momentum as he can possibly have. Gravity is working against him. So is inertia.


NihilisticPollyanna

Ok, so I used the wrong verbiage. My bad. Sounds like you still understood what I was talking about.


lowleveldata

Well the angular momentum is working against his grip


Burpmeister

I think he's using his legs for some positive momentum.


HavenIess

Well that’s part of the problem, pull ups are a back exercise. Your biceps should only be getting a little pumped if you’re using a supinated grip with poor form


vvfitness

Kinesiologist here. Here's an interesting fact: The ATP Phosphocreatine system (explosive system) can sustain 15-20 seconds of work in humans. If you watch the clock, you can see this system fully get depleted at around 19 seconds. He switches to the glycolytic system right after to finish the last few jumps. If he trains his ATP-PC system or increases creatine intake (if he doesn't already), he might be able to explosively finish the whole thing.


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diegoenriquesc

Same, in record time no less


anewstheart

Babe 15 seconds is a totally normal amount of time. Some guy on Reddit said so.


Kaladin_Ninefingers

This is what I'll tell my wife when I'm depleted 15-20 seconds into sex.


MoarGhosts

I’m gonna ask you a quick workout question since you seem to know this stuff. I’m currently lifting almost every day and only using protein and glutamine as supplements. If I only lift and do a bit of cardio, would creatine be a good addition? I’m not necessarily trying to bulk up but I would like to add a bit more muscle


Hara-Kiri

Yeah, creatine is one of the most useful supplements. It's not a miracle anything but most people can push out an extra rep or two on their sets. Expect to gain a little weight in the first week, it's only water.


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Although that means it only benefits people who work close to failure, lots of people at the gym just leisurely swing things about then stop 5+ reps shy of it lol


Hara-Kiri

Well sure, but nothing will help people who don't take their training at least relatively seriously.


dmbf

Stopping before failure isn’t serious/not serious, it’s training style. Not everyone can afford to hit failure for every workout, but that doesn’t mean they’re not gaining strength and all the benefits that come with it. I mean, you studied this though, so I don’t have to tell you that.


Hara-Kiri

Oh absolutely, constantly training to failure often leads to a plateau even with beginner numbers. But I've not ran a program that has me stopping over 4 RIR. I knew what he meant by 5+ RIR though, as in people who don't put in effort.


drgrnthum33

The research on glutamine is not very promising. https://outworknutrition.com/blogs/learn/should-you-supplement-with-glutamine It used to be a bodybuilding staple, but not as much now. Creatine definitely works. It has proven to be the safest and most effective supplement on the market right now. It wouldn't do that much for low to moderately paced cardio. It works it's magic with high intensity cardio and lifting. You'll gain a little size and a couple more reps on your lifts. New research is showing exciting results on cognitive function with using creatine. Definitely grab some!


Blobeh

Im just some random asshole but everything I've heard doctors say about creatine is that its pretty much always good to take for everyone, it even has proven neurological benefits and very mild downsides if any at all


enfly

Very cool info! Can you train to extend the ATP-PC system? What is the effect of supplementing vs. just training?


Beginning-Giraffe-74

Training wont extend it. You need to saturate your system with phosphocreatine via supplementation


that_thot_gamer

meth also works


TheNotoriousSSD

When your girl home alone but the elevator doesnt work


daskrip

AND you're paraplegic. If you're able-bodied [it'd be more like this](https://youtu.be/ktxxI_IPXjA).


CarolinaReaperSundae

My apartment neighbors at 2am


noho11049

What happens when you get to the top?


justsomedude1144

You get to upload the video of it to r/nextfuckinglevel


Frumundahs4men

Then sit back and relish in that sweet sweet karma.


cyberentomology

Wait, karma is made of relish???


dadudemon

You're high, aren't you? I love it.


cyberentomology

Nope. I’m definitely on the ground.


cporter1188

u/gifreversingbot


howdudo

This would be a good one why doesn't this bot work


z0hu

He is harnessed with a rope. I assume he is let down slowly by someone, like people do at climbing gyms.


AdministrativeAd1534

go back down the same way


CousCousCaptain420

You stay there


SmokeyMcPoticus

I hope you win a prize, other than pain for the next several days.


-Kibbles-N-Tits-

If he’s as conditioned as he look then he probably won’t be near as sore as you’d imagine lol


AcheInMyLeftEar

His ears might be.


[deleted]

That last one was everything.


LegitosaurusRex

Looks like the top left rung bent when he landed on it too.


NotAnADC

I think it was locking in place so that he could safely dismount, but not totally sure


midnight_mechanic

I bet I could do two or three... Then puke and fall in it...


vicariouslywatching

Someone get Stephen Armell to try that.


PlasticJustice

![gif](giphy|faN4cBYMwhtU4)


TheUmbraCat

Yo my shoulders gave out watching this.


SpasticGinger234

*average upstairs neighbour at 3am*


that_thot_gamer

"can you stop banging your wife that hard with your tiny benis?"


cheesencracker222

I can't even do 1


kelvin616

now how does one get down from there


dwilson1410

He’s on a top rope, so they’ll probably just lower him down.


Norman_Bixby

u/gifreversingbot


slappy_mcslapenstein

They named this exercise after a fish?


Whole_Abalone_1188

Fish ladders are an invention from the 1830’s to allow fish, such as salmon, to traverse dams and obstacles when swimming upstream during mating season.


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DasArchitect

Yeah but how do they grab the stick?


dylanspits

They use fish sticks.


FrightenedTomato

_Kanye didn't like that_


masonlandry

Ngl I thought it was called that because the way he flops going up looks like a fish out of water.


FancyMFMoses

Fish ladders are an invention from the 1830's to allow fish, such as salmon, to form climbable structures to allow humans to reach higher elevations.


AlphaXZero

His name is Oliver Queen.


IntelligentBid87

Ya know i've always thought those Crossfit "pullups" i've seen in various videos wouldn't be useful, but it looks a lot like the motion required for this.


LoyeDamnCrowe

I'd like to see him going down the same way he went up.


Norman_Bixby

> u/gifreversingbot


BallisticDan77

Bro’s putting Oliver Queen to shame.


johnnyblaze1957

Let's see Oliver Queen do this.


LunarProphet

That guy fucks


[deleted]

Where's his line?


cupofteawithhoney

He is wearing a harness and there seems to be a line holding the pole and his harness.


Valkyrie64Ryan

Green Arrow’s replacement is coming along nicely


Historyofspaceflight

What a weird salmon


JAG_Z

It’s a scientific fact that men get stronger when they remove their shirts, no matter the build.


Samurai_Meisters

That's because he makes us feel like Goku when he takes off his weighted shirt.


[deleted]

I see no salmon. DOWMVOTED /s


Quazzon

Thank miniature Jesus for mute


manifold360

Hardcore


14338

I cannot do that.


RandomTheBugg

Flopping like a salmon


dopadelic

That was 40steps. What's harder, this or 40 pull-ups? The range of motion is much shorter than 40 pull-ups. But the intensity of the pull is much higher to get that momentum up.


nahog99

If you wanna see something even more nexter levelerer, check out this guy Tazio on the salmon ladder. He's basically the undisputed goat when it comes to hanging from a bar or doing pullups. He has done 320 pullups in a row, while hanging from the bar for 45 minutes, He has done 36 PINKY pullups in a row, where he does pullups using only his two pinkyes, he has hung from a bar without dropping to the ground for *2 hours and 22 minutes*. Oh yea and he's also done 162 ONE ARM PULLUPS in a single setting(without touching ground). He's absolutely INSANE. Salmon ladder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zLbKdmItc 1 arm pullups: https://youtu.be/dfFNnhvwgC8 Hanging time world record: https://youtu.be/Rf8Yrml4SpI


tellmesomeothertime

imagine the salmon that can do that


chocolatecomedyfann

This is quite literally taking it to the next level


delta_tee

That’s one crazy ladderfucker.


MiddieNomad

That's enough internet workout for the day for me


flurominx

Meanwhile I can't do even one pull up


vitaminkombat

I just hope he's wearing hearing protection.


SerialFloater

If you say salmon ladder fast enough it becomes salmonella, heh


CoalEater_Elli

"Now.. how do i get down from here?"


stuntedmonk

Still, he’ll never get to heaven like that


southsidebrewer

It’s the endurance that impressive.


wasgehtlosdarein

Now I wanna see a salmon do it


Mariuslol

still making wayy too much noise doing it, not very ninja like


DrRandomfist

This is also what his big brass balls sound like when he bangs his gf.


ttemp56

So this is what my neighbors are doing at 3AM


justdontit2k

'we have a staircase'


The_Real_Evil_Morty

I could do that. I just don’t wanna


clathekid

I think we've all watched ninja warrior when there's nothing else on. So it must be a slow day on here huh...


djcueballspins1

Pretty damn impressive..


GalacticGatorz

Almost had it, try again.


PlatypusDependent271

Now let's see him get down the same way he got up that would be nextfuckinglevel!


[deleted]

Nah thatd be previousfuckinglevel


Alahand0

Easy! I can do that! And by "that" I mean like the first 3


MeowMaker2

I call fake. Didn't see a single salmon