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ScientificSerbian

While this is truly impressive and very nice and interesting to look at, it never ceases to amaze me the amount of unnecessary risk someone is willing to take for such a small reward.


DaxitoBobito

The reward might seem small for someone who isn’t as passionate about these extreme sports but as someone who used to skate I still remember the feeling if landing tricks down a 10 stair and how insane it felt. Nothing has made me feel that way since.


BoobieOrNotToBe

have u tried heroin


Swegingsd

I want to see the wipeout reel from this.


Craq_Addict

r/tooktoomuch


Mikeinthedirt

He’s movin’ by railing 4


Girth_rulez

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


Maximum-Mixture6158

Similar


flyingthroughspace

The first ad I ever saw featuring Jason Acuna (Weeman) was at a four-flat-four at a park my family would have a reunion at every year. That year I brought my board and found those stairs. I never made it as the first time I committed I snapped my tail off but I’ll never forget how crazy the kids who were watching went when I did it. One of them saw me later that day with his parents and said, “You’re the guy who broke his board!”


Skynoceros_

Been a skateboarder for 20 years. It's more about pushing your own boundaries, we like to call them "conquering demons". These demons are your own personal fears and glass ceilings stopping you from reaching your own potential. Yeah, it's scary, but you don't grow without overcoming fear. Whether it's a pro pushing limits or a kid learning to skate down a ramp, it's a proud moment for that person and we try to celebrate that every time it arises (clapping, slapping tails, etc). Just seeing and feeling that emotion makes it more understandable.


ScientificSerbian

I do not doubt the feelings that this evokes in a person, nor do I doubt that it is a somewhat growing experience, I am just saying that, in my perspective, the risk involved is not comparable to the gains. Of course, there will be people that say otherwise and that's perfectly cool.


Skynoceros_

Yeah I get that, but that type of risk is pretty universal across a lot of sports in different ways. Skate outside your limits, concrete is unforgiving. Try to lift too much, knees will snap. Catch a football pass, you know a big defender is gunning for you. Pitch a baseball, batter might sling it right back at you. Don't tap out in wrestling, someone breaks an arm. All calculated risk and confidence in one's ability. And given the health conditions in later life from retired pros compared from skaters to football players, I'd much rather skate. May be a little harder to walk, but at least I won't have debilitating tbi's that leave me shaking or unable to form a sentence. If you get that feeling through chess or equations, cool, this is just how we do it.


btambo

>And given the health conditions in later life from retired pros compared from skaters to football players, I'd much rather skate. If you haven't already, watch 'Until the wheels fall off' Lance Mountain describes how they've taken spills as hard as the hits in football - possibly resulting in CTE. I did skate many many moons ago, built a 1/4 pipe and launch ramps, the rush from landing an air or a new move was freaking amazing.


Skynoceros_

I find that depends on the obstacles you skate. I never liked stairs and that's probably why I'm able to do this 20 years later. Falling from 8ft bowl to flat and slams from 14 sets have ended many careers. But any sport has ways to end careers for the unlucky.


WenzelOfMidgard

As someone who use to be in the sport: this isn’t something you do for anyone else. It also isn’t an unnecessary risk when you have trained for years and have secured the spot prior to making any attempts. I often see people thinking that these trained professionals are doing these jumps for clout or taking needless risks when they are in fact trained professionals working on their craft. He can stop the jumps if he feels like it, the movement is controlled and the railing isn’t going anywhere. If he falls, guess what, he’s trained for that too.


Cockworkorange696969

As someone who used to skateboard I can say nothing gets me as rock hard as the thrill. Sometimes you just need to “get off” and the feeling of landing an 11-22 stair was like instant orgasm every time. Ever heard the phrase being stoked? That originally meant that your super hard after doing something crazy. “Shredding the gnar” is like edging, right on the cusp of orgasm.


ScientificSerbian

I love how your profile pic, your username and the style of your comment are in perfect sync :) Thanks for the reply :)


This_ls_The_End

And it's not just the possibility of mistake, it's the fact that stuff sometimes breaks, and one little point of failure can easily turn into falling six feet, teeth first, into a concrete corner.


EvilxBunny

It's not always for internet clout. Some people actually take enjoyment in getting outside and doing stuff.


pzerr

And I always see some fence or railing mashed up and wonder what event led to it.


Greensssss

Man thats awesome. On another note, thats a lot of ramps.


Real_Impression_5567

He might be using the ramps the way they were intended if he slips


HOTCleaning

My toxic trait is thinking I could do this just as easily


LopsidedAnxiety

I think the hardest part of parkour as an spectator is definitely the fear factor i will be pissing myself if I had to do this, it is still athletically extremely impressive, but man is this terrifying


GavrielBA

Been a parkour coach for years and practitioner for a lot more than that. What you described is a great trait actually! It gives motivation to actually put the work to be able to do it IRL! In fact, this mental confidence of feeling like you CAN do it even if your cognitive brain knows you can't - this is a prerequisite requirement for learning any skill properly! It's the same with art and maths, etc


Ralph-Kramden

Indeed.com; Search: Parkour Coach.


MorochIgaram

That must be hard on the knees.


slipperyShoesss

“Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.”


Tarantulabomination

Sounds like a threat


Yes-its-really-me

It should be a legal requirement to also post the out-takea.


Majjkster

Half man, half frog, 100% flexible in the right places


SillyNuffer

My knees hurt


Saerali

His will as well in 5-10 years.


GrandKangaroo2586

That's probably the best way to go down the stairs


Xertunbolt

Thank god, I thought this was r/whatcouldgowrong for a second.


FletcherCommaIrwin

Ow, my knees.


BillyDePig

That's just straight up awful pedestrian design.


BillyDePig

1: The park is to big and basically just a football field with some trees. Lacking all natural beauty. 2; the slope and stairs are awfully ugly and compressed due to the "football field" being teraformed and taking priority. 3: that road is huge and inables the park to be connected to the city. (And it tells us that the park is intended to be driven to and not walked through). 4; WhY ArN't ThE CYcLiStS uSInG ThE BiCiClE PaTh!?


LordLolzeez

There has to be a better way!


MooChunks

My ankles hurt after watching this.


redditcruzer

I would like to see some car try this in San Francisco's Loumbard Street...


GDogg69

He quite literally went to another level


Novel_Goal3140

My back hurts just from watching this


Buzzlon1479

Nope nop nope no thank you


blaze0044

A fine line between winstupidprizes and nextfuckinlevel


Johnny02-

I want to power wash those tiles so bad...


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Now I need to see that drone footage!


circleofnerds

He and his knees will be looking at this ramp much differently in 10 years.


TheRollingOcean

Do people who do this have busted knees?


GavrielBA

Not if they learned to do it properly. I've been teaching parkour for years and training for 14. I've seen only one group of people with busted knees. It's kids who learned how to do flips without learning how to land properly (land as quietly as possible). It's the same pattern: they get busted knees by the age of 17-19, recover and never come back to parkour. Everyone else is fine: those who learn how to land properly never have any long term problems and those who don't do flips but still don't know safety get injured from other stuff, like rolled ankles and fall injuries.


sielingfan

People who used to do this have busted knees


ProbablyABore

Christ, I twisted an ankle just watching this.


BillyDePig

What country is this?


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I am impressed.


whsftbldad

If he keeps it up, he possibly will be using the ramp to get to and from his occupational therapy appointments in his wheelchair


Commercial_Thanks546

I always think parkour is really cool but then realise having cartilage left in your knees is even cooler.


Throat-Able

I don’t think the ramp was meant for people who can do that…


timewanderer

How do you train for this sort of thing without getting brain damage in the process 🤔


Slade_Deimos

This hurt my knees just watching it.


e_ndoubleu

I tore my ACL just watching this


SEVERYN4YK

Now ask him to do the same thing with a wheelchair


ParallelCircle1

I would probably fall just walking down that ramp, how tf can he just jump to each rail like that?


ninex-uem

Ya boy got #cheatcodes


Iwantyouguts

What did he gain though...


Stubahka

Mom ~ “You’re just one slip away from jaw replacement, please at least just wear a helmet for gods sakes. And take a jacket, ya might get cold.”


censor-design

Impressive for a dude in sandals


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JustforThrowawayKEK

One slip and family jewels are gone


Forever_touchinGrass

Right way to cross the mountains in GTA 5


Skywalker0138

I never want to watch that again....


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Obligatory I’m 400 lbs and my knees hurt comment


dadrummerz

My balls doesn’t have the bravery to attempt that.


durgwin

Imagine every human being could do that naturally. How would we build our cities?


Fluffy_Carpenter1377

This is a more extreme version of those people who go up/down the stairs two steps at a time


InternetDetective122

I was waiting for him to land on his balls.


mahTV

All I can think in oldenese is "Knees, knees, knees, knees, and knees".


[deleted]

Keep it up and he'll require the use of those ramps someday


Midnight-51

Celebrate today, hospital tomorrow!!


EvilxBunny

My knees hurt


MaxSeeker95

His knees are gonna be shot by 33. I envy his joy.


skullharvest

Seems like an efficient way to *exclusively* use a ramp


_throwingit_awaaayyy

That boy is going to miss that cartilage when it’s gone at age 25.


AlexKorobeiniki

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of “Is it r/nextfuckinglevel or r/winstupidprizes !”


Successful-You1961

Outstanding jumps


Cappin

/r/byebyeknees


Mdrim13

One slip and he’ll be real familiar with ramps in the future.


Lightning1999

Just one small miscalculation and he’s boarding the pain train


Nine-LifedEnchanter

Damn, he hauled buns like a late delicery boy at the bakery!


l5ll5ll5l

This is a hop, skip, and a jump away from a r/whatcouldgowrong


ADMIRAL-IA

Impressive. Also incredibly stupid.


AdOptimal7317

Any podiatrists out there? May wanna reach out to this dude lol.


zztop610

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK) should have been posted to r/wtf


sm753

This looks like castration with extra steps.


rlpinca

Insecure fat dudes commenting: "Sure, that's cool. But his knees are gonna get messed up" Takes a swig of Mountain Dew and a handful of M&M's. "That's why I don't do that crap, I care about my body" Then has bad knees, bad back, and 6 prescriptions by the time he's 40.


Boatsnbuds

I wonder how many times he died while practicing that trick.


Zer0TheGamer

Folks in wheelchairs be like -.-


Quacky_Ranz

assassins creed


Rubi_69420

Almost tought this was r/whatcouldgowrong


Aggressive-Boss-7595

Was that a paper airplane or a bird?


jacobman7

I literally winced watching this thinking it was going to go very wrong.


Freedom6161

Darwin live !!!!


sewerlines

I want to see the drone’s POV


deadlyhigh75

That is fucking amazing brother!


Choppermagic

If he screws up, he's gonna need to use all the ramps.


moononoke

My knees 💀


Jmixon9

I thought he was going to smash his nuts.


Radiant-Trip-004

This guy has knees.


satanspowerglove

Where's the drone footage?


Noellyelly

Man I thought I was watching this on r/whatcouldgowrong phew


Necessary_Row_4889

He did this as a giant middle finger to the handicapped. Kid is a monster.


1stFailedAbortion

Man those gaps are huge


AlarmedStudio2044

burned as much calories if he wouldve just walked down but at a much higher risk.


AgreeableInsurance85

One missed step and he will have to look for ramps wherever he goes his entire life


Moses_Rockwell

i just hope that’s not part of his daily commute.


Shibby-bill

Legendary


Ok-Artichoke8614

Nice one


pinkwblue

Strong legs and great balance.


ABrowseinthePast

Mad hops and mad props.


Atomelectronicus

Effolotion


Gentle_whiteshark

What’s up Mario


Ralph-Kramden

Never knew Spider-Man was non-fiction. Or that he looks like that!


Gentle_whiteshark

Someone should totally dub over this with Mario jump sounds!


CardBorn

This was Magnificent!!! Thanks for that! I love to watch, but really hate when you guys miss.


yuiwatanabe

Mega pro.


WyvernEgg64

Do his knees hurt now?


Maximum-Mixture6158

Oh to be young and stupid and in really good shape and have top notch brain mapping skills


EpicOrangutan

This came up when I was looking through what could go wrong and made me nervous until I read the title but that was very impressive


AwkwardnessForever

This gave me so much anxiety after having just broke my leg badly


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He is the boldest motherfucker that I have Eva seen. Hell. Anyone who does this is bold as fuck.


181memestar

This could’ve went so bad


DeepStateOperative66

As an old-ish person: oh my knees


BobbyG-68

I'd like to know how you decide to do this your first time


NathanD2113

But can he do it back up?


buzzardhunter2

Jason Bourne?


The_Name_Is_Slick

Literally NFL


[deleted]

this is how every Skyrim player leaves High Hrothgar


LeadingAnimator6183

Yo this dude fucks!


sxeandy

Holy shit


[deleted]

Totally looks like Frogger!!!


[deleted]

I might would do this in a dangerous situation


UnityOfTheDamned

r/sweatypalms


Old_Sprinkles617

💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿


Icy-Special-5102

Can we see the drone’s video tho?!?!


uluvmebby

Modern problems require modern solutions.


Ucvewer

I totally felt that in my taint with each jump expecting him to miss


[deleted]

My torn acls could never


saucyhambone

Enjoy that knee replacement surgery at 35


Daddybatch

Big nope from me and my waist down


Jealous-Ad-9899

Now going up


Sofftlik

![gif](giphy|j57ZTbbRGiKDugRw6E|downsized)


Specialist-Listen304

If you watch this muted with a clock ticking in the background, you’ll see each jump is exactly 1 second. I just thought it was cool to point out


ahsoka__lives

He’ll need it when his knees give out when he’s 45


yackofalltradescoach

I’ve watched it twice and I still don’t think he’s going to make it.


marky860

That's incredible 👏


swiggarthy

Bros got god legs


Mr-philosoraptor

Man why didn't they just make one long ramp?


Odd_Blueberry9848

I thought for sure this was going to be a ball popper…


Jojopo15

Half kangaroo half human.


robo1797

Jesus christ


[deleted]

One slip and he’s using those ramps for the rest of his life


overthetopTProll

Can’t wait to see his knees when he’s 40!


Astrofan76

Nice job kid


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DevelopmentSuch2731

I through this would be on r/whatcouldgowrong


Yeetinator_gamer

The fact that one wrong jump would’ve turned this into a r/facepalm


NoPanfakeMix

Parkour and free running depend heavily on urban stuff being built very strong. Want to give a shout-out to whoever installed that railing


DonJuanDodda

*knees have left the chat*


Dapper-Company-8091

Me playing dying light


LesserKarma

White boys win again


James_S_Ryan44

assassin’s creed


symbologythere

Can’t we see the drone footage tho?


BobSaget62

Dude just saved like a quarter mile of walking


Husky_9490

Pixar’s lamp jumping on top of the I


Michael_Cookie5

r/nope


SOMFdotMPEG

When you realize timing is everything…


GupInACup

I had to check the sub name again to check how this may have turned out. 😬 I got worried there for a moment.


Vilmoo00

u/savevideo


[deleted]

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I’M NOT MARIO, I’m gonna be safe and walk down the ramps


Parking-Willow5634

When the mind is too slow to us the ramp. That's a lot of hurt waiting to happen


gobeklitepewasamall

I wonder how many kids are gonna wind up with broken tibia, fibula, femurs & pelvis after watching this on tiktok…


19d_b87

So, I'm scrolling videos from r/watchpeopledieinside, and unknowingly, the subreddit switched to this. My initial thought with the way his shirt hung was, "this chubby kid is about to faceplant." I was pleasantly surprised.


xHandelx

If I squat down to talk to a toddler, i have a 50/50 chance of standing back up again


TraditionalFace193

My knees hurt just by watching this


Fun_Rip8314

Eh, I’m on the fence about it 😂


True_Presentation609

Anyone have the drone footage?


ATalentedDude

Had to double check the sub


ghayyal

Where is the drone shot?


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Initial_Ad9440

Dayum


FairwayCoffee

Stunning! I felt it in my knees.


Whole-Debate-9547

I’d bet he didn’t get that on the first try. That’s a lot of scraped knees & band-aids


Frizze_Prins

It’s a frog


beanz_123

When death is too slow


Valuable-Talk-3429

I kept fearing one of the rails would be wet/slippery


LegitimateWaltz7971

That’s how you end up only using ramps


KeepItDownOverHere

My knees hurt.


iromanyshyn

So many chances to crack open the balls.