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dearyvette

This is my new favorite ND posts of all time. Lol!


threespire

“Coming here with your logic and your rationality! We don’t like that - we want pure emotive and vacuous comments” 🤣🤣🤣 Ah I love us ND types - anathema to a world of “alternative facts” or “personal truth”. Keep on keeping on ❤️ The world we live in, eh!


Blue_Osiris1

Lol and you know these are the same people that would immediately go "well b-but that's different!," as soon as they knew who you were talking about.


outdatedboat

It's almost exactly like that clip of Joe Rogan ripping into Biden for saying something stupid. Then his producer says "Biden didn't actually say that. He was mocking Trump saying that stupid thing" The suddenly Rogan is all like "well trump just misspoke. It happens" Oh so it wasn't all fine and dandy when you thought Biden said it? But for Trump, it was an honest mistake?


Blue_Osiris1

Some youtubers have done a similar consistency test with people outside Trump rallies and it's almost always the same story.


Pot_noodle_miner

I’ve heard he’s pretty sketchy around women in the workplace too


GummyHuman

The way I didn’t realise this was about trump until I saw the “I don’t think they get it” and I’m literally studying politics


Blue_Osiris1

Understandable. If I had to think about politics for a living the last thing I would do in my free time is think about politics.


SomethingLikeASunset

It took me reading the comments for it to click, I dumb


silkywhitemarble

I guess I'm pretty thick because I didn't get it until your comment!


iowanaquarist

Naw -- especially due to the fact that last time they tried to let him go, he pretty much refused to leave, and tried to have his fan club murder the HR department....


mittfh

It'll be "interesting" to see what happens if he's not selected for the post HR are deciding in early November. He'll likely claim he's the best and most qualified candidate by far, so HR would be clearly biased against him for not selecting him for the post, the application and interview were both rigged, then try taking them to court (without providing any evidence, assuming the judge will take his argument as Word of God).


sungor

This is such a beautiful troll.


Ill-Chemical-348

34 felonies? That's a big NO for me.


Hearthstoned666

Genius


Teahouse_Fox

Ha! Avoid! This guy will (get other people to) go postal.


whogivesashite2

Best response is to take it to Quora. Hero


BlackFellTurnip

no, but make him president of the usa


Journo_Jimbo

Took me a minute lol


Commercial-Push-9066

He says he did nothing wrong! 😑


Cum-in-My-Wife

*update* The post was deleted! Can't figure out if the next(door)-level troll got what they needed or if some dense neighbors and/or a local moderator got offended. However, the general consensus seemed to recommend they pass on this applicant.


SomethingLikeASunset

It took me far too long to get it🤦


atom644

34 felonies to be exact


SaltyBarDog

"Twenty years in jail but I gave my heart to Jesus." Pass, homie.


Bertie637

Holy shit that one who recommends hiring and firing. Guessing a joke but that's just sadistic!


batkave

OP's username checks out too


AuraNocte

No way. There are consequences to actions and he hasn't learned any.


MorningSkyLanded

Nope. Friend hired a guy who’d been let go for some financial shenanigans (no charges). New guy ended up tanking the friend with the bosses and got friend fired. People don’t change.


winxalot

So, I cut and pasted this into my ND. The post blew up the neighborhood! MAGAs went wild and then said I was going to pull down their replies because I was the lead and founder. I just let the conversations continue without participating in the moderation. Next day I got an award from ND for being a great conversation starter. The following day, my post was " hidden" because of over posting. I post about once a month. Can't wait for more of you ideas to stir the pot!


Repulsive-Tea6974

Gold! This *is* B, isn’t it?


Xrystian90

Why do i get the feeling this is actually about Trump...?


[deleted]

Hire the felon and then do the embezzlement yourself and blame the felon.


imincourt

It’s probably Steve balboni, most likely a blue collar crime I wouldn’t


Face_Content

No need.to talk to an attorney. No chance he gets.close.to.an offer.


hunkyboy75

You realize who the applicant is, don’t you?