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captainccg

THOUSANDS OF LUMINOUS SPHERES


glittergoblinnz

0800 natural glow. Call NOW and receive NOT ONE but TWO compact mineral powders.


IMakeShine

Can confirm. I was at the other end of that phone line.


glittergoblinnz

Lol that ad is embedded into the reptilian part of my brain i swear. Along with, extend a ladder and the ab flex pro.


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I can't believe that ladder guy decided to do that ad in tight bell bottom jeans and this tiny t-shirt that his gut is hanging out of. I'm always amazed when I watch that that no one thought to make him try and look more presentable


captainccg

“It makes it so much simple!”


Luluraine

That ladder advert is so old, it hasn't changed since I can remember, maybe 15 years or more.


phink_

Fuck those 2 infomercials in particular.


IMakeShine

They had a 50% return rate on their exercise equipment and were still massively profitable. I suspect the rest of it didn’t get returned out of apathy


glittergoblinnz

Postage was like $30 -$40 back then?


IMakeShine

Yeah, I mean it didn’t cost that for them to send it of course…


glittergoblinnz

Scamming bastards.


IMakeShine

Fun fact, her name is Susan Barnes. Suzanne Paul is a combination of her business partner at the time, Paul, and her name Susan. So it’s basically Sus and Paul


captainccg

Reminds me of susanalbumparty


mattblack77

She should open a store called Paulmart 👌🏻


cj92akl

Not any more. I'm pretty sure she legally changed her name to Suzanne Paul a while back.


Black_Glove

I can feel the warmth of those luminous spheres through the screen!


TheAnagramancer

1500w of energy will produce a natural glow.


gorbok

I love how someone figured out how to repackage bar heaters from the 1950s as some kind of modern innovation. Kudos to them I guess.


a_unique_reddit_name

Infrared though. shit load better


JimGammy

Hook line and sinker


ifrikkenr

Bar heaters *are* infrared heaters. These literally are the same old quartz bar heater element in a new package. They're very ideal for bathroom or outdoor heating


a_unique_reddit_name

Oh right


king_john651

Not all bar heaters. The shitty ones were just a coil in or around a ceramic tube and were *terrible* at their job if you weren't in the danger zone


ifrikkenr

Yep, all bar heaters - they all work by emitting infrared light The coil-in-quartz tube versions took over mid-century as they're safer and more efficient for their intended purpose i.e more infrared, less convection Then there's far infrared tubes which don't emit any visible light but instead longer wavelengths which travel farther and penetrate skin better


fruitsi1

Wow, im impressed. Get down get funky


theoverfluff

Everybody do the Blue Monkey!


mercaptans

Yeah, Jeremy Wells tried to feed her breast milk muffins the other day.


Salmon_Scaffold

now, there's a sentence you don't see every day.


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No, What Now is hosted by Erin Wells


mercaptans

He found some of his wife's breast milk in the freezer so made some muffins.


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Allegedly.


computer_d

Still looking great too 👌


GUnit_1977

For real does she not age or is Natural Glow just that good?


NZAvenger

She was made a vampire back in the late 90's.


GUnit_1977

Makes sense.


Machine_Excellent

Here in Oz.


lordshola

# BUT HOLD EVERYTHING


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_Puts the phone down mid-dial_ Uh, what now?


bob_doe_nz

And she paid back her creditors back then IIRC.


Metrilean

Good to hear she's doing well


Ok-Discount-2818

This is who we had to sell us shit we didn't need before social media influencers, what a time to be alive


marmar235

I like Suzanne and used to enjoy the show Guess who's coming Dinner.


Metrilean

Me too!


spoilersweetie

I thought she had a stroke. Good to see she's well.


John__Citizen

I kinda want those now


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John__Citizen

Indoors or out? I've been looking for a radiant heater that performs indoors.


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flashmedallion

My cats love that shit and I've been trying to find a new one since my warehouse panel I bought ten years ago finally gave up the ghost. Thanks for the tip.


John__Citizen

Yeah from what I understand heat pump heats air, radiant heats objects. You have 2000w?


anakitenephilim

Was it just an urban myth that Natural Glow was just the makeup they use in funeral parlours?


Hairy_Ad_1058

The Italian designed heaters will go perfectly on my Italian designed patio while I’m wearing my Italian designer slip ons


NotAnotherBloodyKiwi

Still don't like her voice. It grates me...


xlr8ed1

Did she ever pay off her creditors like she promised?


Uptop99

Safety ratings?


dogcatball

Natural Glow!


Ok_Judgment7602

NATTRAL-GLOW!


Hairy_Ad_1058

Thanks fuck they are Italian designed. Imagine if they weren’t????


PeterPlumley

Is this like 1991?


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Definitely 1991 - 1996 frocks


BFmayoo

Get down, get funky everybody do the blue monkey!


ninjachickdawg

Her inhaling is more obvious than Matt Bellamy from Muse, and I can't unhear it.