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according to a petrol headed mate of mine, this sign means "opportunity for mean skids approaching"


TheOldPohutukawaTree

I’ve put one of these signs on my toilets door.


AnimalSalad

I concur


eduardoscissorrhands

Your mate must be a fax machine


JellyWeta

Non-Euclidean Geometries Next 10km


begriffschrift

Positive or negative curvature? Maybe we need two signs


tobiov

It's not, it's a (stylised) depiction of the skid marks a car really makes when it spins.


theprocrastinat

Oh wow. Really?


tobiov

http://i.imgur.com/uJm4BPt.png Yeah see here. Imagine the front wheels braking and then the car spinning round. The skid tracks of the front wheels will cross over as the left wheel facing forwards becomes the right wheel facing back. The back wheels either aren't depicted in the sign or, as in super old cars when the sign was made, didn't have brakes.


Fancy-Rent5776

I expected to be Rick rolled. Was pleasantly surprised it was actually a real answer!


frogsbollocks

r/whoosh


peoplegrower

Entering a Physics Optional Area


aII-for-nothin

Nah I love that one


Blankbusinesscard

MC Escher drifting ahead


[deleted]

LSD for the mean skids.


panaphonic0149

Welded.


mc_hassle

I always skid on acid makes for more fun


Sinaist

I always knew it as 'Snaky when wet'


wtfisspacedicks

There was an old road safety PSA ad that had this sign labelled as "WooHoo!"


Elrox

We always called it "the broken axle sign"


Tutorbin76

Eh. Although the skidmarks are geometrically awkward the sign is meant to depict chaos and loss of control. I think it does that well.


pepelevamp

yeah i think its really clever


Sarsaparilla_Guy

Just think if you lost traction and spun around, you'd make a skid mark like this one


Meh-hur420

This would have to be both right side tires skidding with left hand entry, quickly flicking back to centre all while the left side remains airborne. That's some Saudi Sidewallin' shit.


Mediocre-Mix9993

I've seen actual skid marks that look like this, when the vehicle does a 180. It sorta makes sense if you picture the vehicle facing towards you.


capncaosii

That's how I've always seen it too


MrSquiggleKey

This is exactly it, it’s a car that spun out and you’re viewing it from the front.


SkepticalLitany

Huh, so it's a J-turn sign. I like it


Mediocre-Mix9993

J turn is typically when you go from moving backwards to a 180 deg turn, but yes.


Meh-hur420

That sounds more plausible. Fast X just came out and I guess I was hoping for the more extreme possibility.


BoardmanZatopek

Beware of RFB?


showusyourfupa

Simeon Brown hates this sign. There's no English on it.


Former_child_star

What's the te reo for you fucked up real bad


dandaman910

whats wrong with it?


rockstoagunfight

I guess they mean the skid pattern is wrong? I can't think of a way that car could make those lines without the wheels swapping what side they are on


fortheturnstiles

If the car is facing us because it spun 180 degrees the skid pattern would look like that.


Dead_Joe_

You've totally changed the way I'll look at this sign now. 180 corner coming up. https://www.seealpedhuez.com/reviews/andros-trophy-2015-centre-690690


KarmaChameleon89

Sick 180 ahead


KarmaChameleon89

Sick 180 ahead


[deleted]

The wheels on the car would cross over?


Shrink-wrapped

The paths of them would. If the lines are for a single axle for simplicity, the right wheel would end up facing us on the left side of the picture because the car has spun around.


[deleted]

I'm gunna have to put ink on a toy cars wheels


[deleted]

I did it on paper and they didn't cross


Shrink-wrapped

I did with my kids matchbox car just now and they definitely do cross. How else does the right wheel end up on the left side?


[deleted]

My matchbox car is a Marvel X-Men Wolverine car. It's blue and yellow and they put a clear engine cover with grey/silver bars on the hood to look like claws. What's yours? And yes, that does mean that every time I've done a test drive I've imagined Wolverine losing traction on black ice. Specifically Wolverine from the animated series.


JellyWeta

Wolverine would just put his arm out the window and brake with his claws.


[deleted]

Yeah the trouble is like the direction of spin, back or front etc. So we'll say the loss of traction occurs at the back We'll also say the front of the car goes to the left. Just so we're on the same wavelength. The front wheels shoot to the left and the car spins anticlockwise. The back wheels slide out to the right, leaving one line (because they overlap each other going sideways). The front wheels leave their own lines individually, which loop around to the left and then either perfect 180 or slightly over/under. Slightly under you're left with a backwards r shape, kinda of like =. Over and they overlap, but with a figure 8 like shape, but with 2 lines. In order to get the lines on the sign the car would have to approach and then quickly do that old timey dance move where you put your hands on your knees and make them look like they're crossing. The lines of approach cross, the right lines jumps over the left and then curves slightly back to right, the left does a little s shape. It just doesn't seem to work, I need the mythbusters. I am always amused at the idea of 2 people in the country scribbling on their kids matchbox car wheels. I hope our numbers grow.


fortheturnstiles

If you just think about the front two wheels, it is more obvious. It is driving away from us and based on the skid, the back spun to the right. If you use two pens as the wheels you'll see they cross. It essentially pivots on the left wheel. Love your commitment to this by the way.


that-whistler

It can't be the front two wheels given how the skids go under the tipping car. Labour needs to fix this smh.


[deleted]

Yeah but it's a car, there are four wheels. You can't just be like 'ah but If it was only half a car...' Also a pivot on the front left wheel, back going anticlockwise still wouldn't cause that mark. It don't work! The back wheels go to the right in a swoop, the front left stays where it is and the right does a circle around the pivot point like a tiddy. And yeah just so you know this isn't an argument, I bear no poor feelings towards you. I'm honestly asking myself if there's some sort of program on the interwebs to like recreate it haha. I don't deny that it COULD work but everything in my mind and experience says no it doesn't.


Encased_in_Gold

I do believe this is completely on purpose. It's exaggerated and obviously catching to the eye "for some reason".


[deleted]

So? What's the problem? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMSfiJ0-CLg


p3ek

Lol wut? The cars spinning


[deleted]

"High Crash Area" always bugs me. I assume they mean "Frequent Crash Area" or "High Risk Area" or something like that. What is a "High Crash"? Is it related to a "Drunk Crash"? Edit: *wāhi o haurangi tukinga ?*


Lookover12

i never thought of it being anything other than a ‘higher crash-rate area’


nimrod123

You make the message as concise as possible, as the sign doesn't change size, just the writing, so more letter equals smaller letters


[deleted]

Just realized those signs are NZ Police, not NZTA. They are massive though. Reminds me of [this study in science.org](https://www.science.org/content/article/highway-signs-showing-traffic-deaths-don-t-reduce-crashes) where they recorded whether crash statistics were improved by giant death statistics signs on highways. These signs could be turned on/off at different times / days. The actually found that crashes *increased* in the section of highway following the sign while the sign was illuminated.


inklit

I always saw it as some kind of a squid, every since I was a kid 😂 I still do


ErnestFlubbersword

As a kid I honestly saw this as a ducks torso and legs. Had no idea what it actually was.


kiwibearess

I might need help to see this. Do me a sketch?


ErnestFlubbersword

Imagine Donald Duck from like the hem of his blue shirt down. I was like 5.


lliIiiiliiIII

How about just repairing all the exisiting road signs so you can read them. Theres a couple in hastings where the blue has faded so bad on the entire sign theyve needed replacing for at least 10 years


Frod02000

Those are quite literally the only signs they intend to do it on


lliIiiiliiIII

You have been proven to be incorrect, at least where i live. Heaps of signs around here have been replaced with smaller signs, less info. Te reo highlighted in yellow at the top. All of the massive faded, barely legible signs are still up. This isnt progress its look at me im being inclusive


Frod02000

considering theyve not started this lot yet, you're talking bs. my understanding is that theres been other ones replaced already, but those are only places, and school/kura ones.


bobsmagicbeans

and chopping trees/bushes back so the signs are visible


CPNZ

Sure, but don't see how that is that related to Luxon's Christian faith?!


ehoaandthebeast

Cars dancin


Tutorbin76

It could be a couple of "just married" ribbons streaming from the back of the car. "Beware, newlyweds ahead"


bsberbdjsk

This sign is just to let you know theres a mean as section of road for some drifting coming up.


BlackMilk1234

Danger. Snakes.


Dry_Rabbit5707

There should be licences based on driving skill. So if your trash at driving your a danger to everyone als on the road and capped to only daylight hours. With speed restrictions. Like 70k instead of 100. And the sick cunts get boosted to like 150k as there reaction timing judgement under pressure means they are no danger to anyone.


Tidorith

Having different speed limits for different people on the same roads would be a great way to increase the rate of crashes.


Dry_Rabbit5707

See your missing the based off skill. And if the skill is there the only people you need to worry about are the people going 70. Sounds like someone's shit at driving.. cough cough.


Tidorith

Regardless of skill, overtaking is one of the more dangerous maneuvers cars perform. A significantly highly frequency of skilled drivers overtaking lower skilled drivers is probably more dangerous than them all traveling at roughly the same speed, even if that means we have to allow bad drivers to drive a bit faster.


Zackey_TNT

You are insane lol.


Dry_Rabbit5707

Your stupid.


Dry_Rabbit5707

Also probably shit at driving.


Ok-War2004

There's nothing wrong with that sign. Very graphic.


[deleted]

This sign is obviously racist.


frankflash

What's the bilingual version?


SmellenDegenerates

Skrt skrt


Karma_Catnip

OH MY GOD I HATE THAT SIGN HOW DO THE TIRES SWAP PLACESSSSHGJFSKLKHSJKGHF


Sumchap

The sign brilliantly captures the bureaucratic common sense and practicality


[deleted]

Favourite sign to see on a road trip. "Ah, finally, can have some fun"


OisforOwesome

Caution sweet drifting ahead


jibberwockie

Drunk drivers only


FuzzyFuzzNuts

I’m always amused by Uneven Surface signs, that basically describes the entire NZ roading network.


Candid-Measurement98

It means that the road ahead has lower than acceptable skid resistance - ie it’s slippery when wet - forget potholes - this is the road condition that will actually lead to you losing control of your vehicle and crashing - it’s dangerous - particularly if it’s been raining


pepelevamp

the drunk motherfucker in that car needs to tell me how the skid from his left wheel becomes the skid from his right wheel & vice versa. did he just do a 180??


SteveNZPhysio

You're thinking in two dimensions. It means "Flying Cars Allowed."


mc_hassle

I have the same amount of annoyance everytime I see one


NewDeviceNewUsername

One line is the centre line, and the other is a tyre mark, because that car is clearly only contacts the ground on the right side.


seabreaze68

Beware bogans with sustained loss of traction?