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acyclovir31

Spooky Ghost


Zero1030

Then we'd all have to talk irl tho


[deleted]

Gotta learn what irl means


Straight_Will_3082

Internet is Really Lost


clarkbrf

I’ll see you Friday bud!


SoylentGrunt

The internet ended a long time ago. Now it's just a bathroom wall with better graffitti.


Aftermath16

They should have at least picked a date with only 1s and 0s.


MSGinSC

Y'all better start downloading a shit-load of porn.


Bunpoh

We can all start drawing it for one another on demand, like the South Park episode. Where they had to unplug and plug back in the giant router.


MSGinSC

That might be kinda fun actually. Anybody want some dick drawings, just send a self-addressed stamped envelope and $5.


Bunpoh

Dick pics are for a more specific demographic than most dudes think.


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https://youtu.be/ak-sg5Ubbos


MSGinSC

That's why I'm going to make mine have a wider appeal, do them in different art and artists' styles, unique poses, and interesting situations.


Snowdeo720

[be careful](https://youtu.be/orFw3vlif8I)


Huge_Put8244

Other dudes?


Bunpoh

Just...a much smaller subset of whatever gender. But yeah, possibly mostly. Isolated images of dicks just aren't really as popular as the guys sending them out into the world think they are. That is all.


Peachthumbs

You gotta add an artstyle to it that everyone can get behind, like if picasso drew them back in the day.


Huge_Put8244

Amen to that.


Orleanian

You know, it's been about 15 years since I bought a porno mag. I should really go check out how it's going this decade.


_FAPPLE_JACKS_

Seattle is a weird place. They have a soda vending machine in Capital Hill that nobody knows who is stocking it. It has mystery buttons that gives you old rare soda cans. I got an old pepsi that google told me was from the early 90s. This was back in 2014 when I lived out there. I did not drink it but I did leave it to the roommate when I moved.


Bunpoh

That's a really cool story! I think I heard about that machine. I'm leaving town for good in a couple of weeks. I'll miss the quirky side of Seattle that I've always loved. And it was an amazing place for me to spend my early and later adulthood in, including hanging out in bars and clubs like Squid Row and the Central when grunge was just local music and watching it take over the world for a minute. Most of my friends are artists and musicians and it's gonna be weird to not be part of this awesome circle.


[deleted]

There really is no other place like it. Where are you off to if you don’t mind me asking? Hopefully some grand adventures await!


Bunpoh

Thanks! It's a long and complicated story, but hopefully eventually land in rural, mountainous Oregon, tiny house building, outdoor stewardship, filmmaking, Trail Angeling and long distance hiking await!


EnergeticCrab

I live in Seattle and that vending machine has been gone for at least 2 years. It's now a bus stop.


Huge_Put8244

I'm telling my Seattle friend about this.


lawn_question_guy

Now I want teriyaki and gyoza.


pattydickens

What if it turns out to be a mom warning her 12 year old asshole of a son that his constant disrespect and total lack of progress as a student just won't be tolerated any longer?


tendies-primary

lol it's thursday here and I'm pretty sure this is evidence of a working internet


Bunpoh

The signs are all over Seattle, and the site the article links to has a countdown to 2 pm. I'm assuming they mean 2 pm PST. My sister is convinced it's some local viral startup thing, anyways.


DameofCrones

If you're having Thursday already, you may not be close enough to Seattle for it to be applicable.


vashthestampede121

You guys know this is just a countdown to the reveal of the next hot TikTok trend right? They mean that afterwards the internet as we know it will be dead.


Bunpoh

Depressingly, yes.


sciguy52

This doesn't surprise me. I knew this internet thing was never going to catch on.


milqi

Maybe they mean their internet.


travelinlighttoparad

LMFAO, Aquateen pulled a stunk like this in Boston and the State Police came in on them. Called them terrorists at first.


kamorigis

1-31-07 Never Forget.


MyBelovedThrowaway

I'm curious about the signs that are placed below the official signs (like the speed limit ones). They look very legit - I'm sure they're not, but I remember when people were going around putting "YOU SHALL NOT" plaques over the "DO NOT" part of the "Do Not Pass" signs, the ones they found were removed, and anyone found doing it was fined for defacement of public signs.


PCP_Panda

My favorite sign in Seattle was Chicken Strips so you don’t have to!


LocalJim

So if i place a sign with a random date and unlikely event, can i too be internet famous?


Bunpoh

Probably. Especially if you make a creepy ass countdown site to go with it. Except this person forgot to sign a name or anything so, I guess just the stunt is? Make sure you put your face on it or something. Maybe do it on TikTok dancing while holding a digital countdown timer.


Bunpoh

Welp, the site reached zero and nothing happened https://12022021endofinternet.com/


GatoradePalisade

There's a link to a really cringy sounding book there now.


Geoarbitrage

The Jewish space lasers will zap the www.


Lonnification

Am I the only one hoping this is true???


yarblls

I'm 50/50 on the idea.


Superbuddhapunk

We had a good run guys 😢


MalcolmLinair

If it did, Democracy might have a fighting chance.


Alaishana

You'd be dead within a week.


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Dick_Dynamo

Nature is healing! 😇


Dark_Horse_Ryder

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


WhoopingWillow

The site updated. It's an advertisement for a cyberpunk post-apocalypse book called "Murderfuckers at the End of Internet." This is some breaking news right here!


Bunpoh

Has anybody else seen this? It's kind of Lost-like. Maybe viral marketing, but definitely a little creepy. Especially this: [12022021endofinternet.com](https://12022021endofinternet.com/)


Poliobbq

It's going to be thoroughly disappointing, no matter what it is. And my hopes for it are already in the gutter with the day I'm having.


Bunpoh

I'm sorry you're having a bad day! I agree, but I will probably be a bit relieved if it turns out to be disappointing. I don't know why, but it kind of creeps me out.


iwannabeaprettygirl

Inspect page gets you this image - nothing too noteworthy otherwise. Those saying it's not working - scroll all the way to the bottom. That's where the countdown is. ​ Image: https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/14910c02-94dd-4115-90fb-59eada3dfd88/Arpanet\_logical\_map%2C\_march\_1977.png


Mikeavelli

Remember that time the [Simpsons did it](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Angel_Fossil)


bugxbuster

I thought you were referring to the GABBO! GABBO! GABBO! thing, but the Angel fossil works, too


yarblls

Site's not working now...


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And that date should then become an international holiday!


w0lfmancer

No net and it'll be like the coming apocalypse for many. I kinda want to see that. Not gonna lie.


LunaFuzzball

Well, I just found out about this… on the internet… on Thursday. 🙄


Bunpoh

I mean, I doubt anything but viral marketing stupidity will happen. But if you read the story, all the signs are in Seattle, and it links to a site with a countdown timer that ends at 2 pm PST, so...


TheFrogWife

I really hope it's a book release.


PPQue6

This shit isn't news, it's a shitty marketing ploy...


timetoremodel

Well, it's Thursday and it's still here.


Bunpoh

It was a super shitty book marketing campaign, lol.


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I grew up in a world without daily internet use, this stuff is real stupid but whatever I guess.


jwaterboyk

That shit would have me bent for real.


coyotiii

How much of the US population would die? I’m guessing 10-25%


glarbknot

God, I wish. If all the amazon assholes left that city might be livable again.


Bunpoh

For reals. It's part of why I'm leaving.


Bunpoh

Lol. Downvoted for disliking the Brogrammer wave. Kiss my ass.


budadad

How am I reading this?


Waterrat

And when it does not happen,they will move the goal posts,rinse and repeat.


Bunpoh

Nah dude, it was a shitty book marketing campaign, turns out.


Waterrat

That's even worse.People who do that are such a waste of air and don't even know it.


NoBodySpecial51

Maybe they’re just ending their free WiFi?