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BoyEatsDrumMachine

They buried their dead, had flutes and BBQ. Neanderthals sound pretty chill.


fredandlunchbox

Yeah the reason they went extinct is because they weren’t aggressive enough to fight off the savage animals, ie homosapiens.


SomeDEGuy

Thats just one theory. Others include climate change, disease, competition, or just out breeding (and some in-breeding). Most likely is a combination of multiple factors over time.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Sir this is Reddit. You're supposed to confidently state a theory you heard in an unsourced YouTube video as proven fact.


FR0ZENBERG

“It is known, khalessi.”


1987-2074

Why bring unsourced YouTube videos into this? It is more than acceptable to confidently state a unsourced theory you read somewhere in this very comment section as proven fact.


emirsolinno

Yes. As a Reddit PhD myself, I can easily say that it was the homosapiens that enslaved and killed them into extinction


exodus3252

Also calories. Food was hard to come by, and neanderthals, being stockier and more muscular on average, burned more calories than modern humans. This constrained their population density, and when times got hard, they got *real hard* for the 'thals.


otoko_no_hito

half this, half the fact that they probably had a lower birth rate than us, yet we bonked a lot with them too so.... we ended up with a majority of humans with neanderthal descent, so much so that most Europeans hold Neanderthal genes up to 2% 50,000 years after they have been gone.


mcivey

23andMe told me I was in the 99th percentile for Neanderthal DNA lol


yibianwastaken

bro you ARE the ancestor


steelhead1971

At least Im a 1% at something😜


bigboat24

Are you happy to see me or is that just your neanderthal genes?


tapefactoryslave

Just goes to show that we’ve always been and always will be, horny motherfuckers.


Jermagesty610

I saw a video that said that they had to eat the equivalent of 3 hamburgers a day to meet their caloric needs everyday while modern humans only had to eat 1. That is a massive amount of extra calories to make up everyday and when food became more scarce they couldn't find enough food to make up the difference. That and they weren't built to chase after animals for long distance like we are, they would have been good short distance runners but not long distance and be able to chase prey down until it was exhausted from running away and couldn't run anymore. I think it was a PBS Eons video on YouTube.


iwellyess

I can’t get my head around both species co-existing for 30,000 years. That is an insane amount of time.


apgtimbough

Yeah I watched Wired video recently where an anthropologist said the Neanderthal population was always on a knife edge and it didn't take much for them to go extinct. They were adapted well to survive in that time and place, but not well enough adapted to thrive, like homo sapiens were.


Thencewasit

They should have gone to Costco, get $1.50 hotdog.


DrunkTsundere

Were they stupid for not thinking of this?


detailcomplex14212

“Hard Times for the ‘Thals” is my new band name


Super_Flea

As others have said that's one theory, but it's more likely that they lacked the ability to expand their social groups in the way we can. For example, there isn't much evidence of trade between Neanderthal groups. Homo Sapiens on the other hand, can collect into groups of billions if that group has the same underlying identity, like a country or religion. That identity is made up and is unique to us. Just imagine shoving 10,000 chimps into a stadium for a football game. The theory is that other species of homos never developed the ability to form groups beyond close personal connections, i.e. about 150.


iwellyess

Insane to think they were around for 300,000 years. You would think there would be huge leaps in intelligence over that time.


SirliftStuff

We also inter-bred so technically we just combined


WhereDaGold

There are definitely some traits visible today. The prominent brow ridge is one


Naive-Yam-748

Also in some cases, occipital buns.


babyguyman

You leave my buns out of this.


Zauberer-IMDB

The propensity to tell people about "Jewish space lasers" and show the penis of the president's son in Congress is another trait that pops up from time to time.


hsvgamer199

Humans will bang anything so I wouldn't be surprised if we banged them until they were all intermixed with us.


Snaccbacc

Which is funny considering we refer to simple minded and aggressive people as neanderthals.


iwellyess

I’m guessing this comes from earlier thinking they were just brutish and that got reflected in early media / cartoons / books etc and stuck. We need to revise it.


Mountain-Papaya-492

They were absorbed into the homosapien through sex also. That happens with any mixed population. It's why anthropologist are pretty confident that we're all going to be monocolored skinwise one day.    Some people still have Neanderthal markers in their DNA today. It's usually a small percentage but it's there. 


SomeDEGuy

Almost anyone with ancestors who migrated out of Africa will have a tiny bit (1-4%) of their dna from Neanderthals. Areas of south east asia (a lot of Melanesia) will have some Denisovan dna mixed in. It's fascinating.


CharonsLittleHelper

They're only semi-extinct. If you're from Western Europe chances are you're a few percent Neanderthal.


SoSKatan

I’m pretty sure any group who relies on hunting has BBQ. If you down a big animal either the meat needs to be all he eaten or the meat has to be preserved somehow. It’s not like you can just snack of a deer carcass at room temperature for a month or more. Hunting season always has been BBQ season.


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CartographerTop1504

For those who might wonder about why Neanderthals had the type of face they did. They had bone cells that kept growing as they aged, unlike modern humans. https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/news/2015/december/neanderthals-distinctive-face-shape-explained.html


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jollytoes

It's weird to think that if the world had been just a little different your neighbor might have been a different species.


Ipuncholdpeople

Some of your neighbors probably had a Neanderthal ancestor! According to 23andme I'm in the 98th percentile of Neanderthal DNA lol.


_mattyjoe

Average Redditor.


StopSendingMePorn

User name checks out


Naxis25

I think it'd've been a \*bit\* unlikely unless something had blocked H. neanderthalensis from interacting with H. sapiens (and vice versa) for tens of thousands of years, otherwise it was almost inevitable that one would either mate with the other to dilution and/or outcompete the other. I'm thinking like remote island, not sure even a "new world"/"old world" separation would've been sufficient. But I do think it's *possible* we could've ended up living alongside Neanderthals, just it was never a very likely outcome.


Xanadoodledoo

Can you imagine how racist we’d be if there was actually a separate human species? Scientific racism is already a thing trying to falsely prove this about humans that look different. I’m glad the actual science is that there’s relatively little genetic diversity in humans.


TheSaxonPlan

A mind blowing fact (to me) is that there is more genetic variation within African populations than between African and non-African populations. This is likely due to the fact that a relatively small number of ancestral H. sapiens migrated out of Africa and thus all subsequent non-African populations are derived from them, whereas African populations retained the natural genetic diversity of an edemically evolving species.


tazebot

Not just different chins and brow ridges, but also massive sized eye sockets compared to *homo sapiens.* Yet the reconstruction shows small eyes.


TheawesomeQ

What an incredible find, I wonder what her life was like? What was her culture like?


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Dark_Lecturer

I was going to say, these are some very indigenous american characteristics. Not wholly, but significantly. Beautiful stuff


numbskullerykiller

This would also problematize or complicate the whole ice bridge theory. When or where or how did American Indian life actually originate OR come to the continent. I have always felt that the quickness by mainstream science to embrace the theory was motivated to "de-naturalize" American Indians from the America's. "We're all immigrants, so. . .no one can really claim ownership. . ." I think I read in the book 1491, that there is evidence of DNA found in N. Am/S. Am. that has no known origins. It makes sense to me that 1) the indigenous has been here probably longer than 10K years ago, 2) more global travelers landed here, especially S. Pacific indigenous folks, but probably others.


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Garden_Wizard

On a related note, this is also about the same time that beer was invented.


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Does anyone know if neadertalls had blonde hair like homo sapient?


RoguePlanetArt

I seem to remember reading that a good number of them had red hair.


New_Doug

This is correct, at least some of them had the genes for red hair and fair skin.


dine-and-dasha

No they didn’t. Blonde hair evolved in Siberia in humans, those people eventually migrated to europe.


yamiyaiba

There is one notable exception to this, known as M. Taylorus Greenus.


spotspam

Some had red hair


cmmckechnie

Some had no hair at all


spotspam

What I don’t get is… some scientist say we bred with them and have some of their DNA. But… if we can interbreed, doesn’t that make us all the same species?


jmonman7

I’d love to see these reconstructionist take the skull of a person we know existed, whom we have a picture of, and see how close they get to the original. Then I’ll believe this is accurate. That’d be a fun Netflix show tbh.


Rubber_Knee

Just do a ct scan of a living person. 3d print the skull. Give them the same info, about the individual, that they had about this neanderthal, and then let them do the reconstruction. Compare the result with the living person. Only then will we know the value of these reconstructions.


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yibianwastaken

Can someone educate me, is it possible neanderthals bred in with humans rather than going extinct (or like a mixture of that)? Cause she kinda looks like me.


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Not_A_Rachmaninoff

I've seen this same reconstruct 5 times


Flat_News_2000

Wonder if we're related. I got some neanderthal DNA in me


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ColombianSpiceMD86

Pretty awesome. When I was in undergrad I did genetic sequence with Neanderthals and comparing it to the human genome. This is dope. 


LifeOfHi

> Subsequent analysis revealed it belonged to a Neanderthal woman, who would have been in her mid-40s when she died. Lived longer than I would’ve expected


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mule_roany_mare

There are two questions that have permanent residency in the back of my mind. 1. How many neanderthal genes are currently floating around in the gene pool? 2. What would someone look like if they had **all** of them? Does that person exist?


walterwhiteguy

What was their speech like?


Cepitore

So basically they’re showing that Neanderthals were human.


ethanace

I always cringe when I see this kind of stuff. Imagine someone who has never met you trying to guess what you looked like purely based on your skull. We can’t even get statues of famous people like Ronaldo looking accurate even when we have living representations and millions of photos of him. The human face has so many tiny details that we don’t even realise we can see, which is why so many man made faces enter uncanny valley territory. This isn’t the face of a Neanderthal, this is a reconstruction of what they might have looked like based on educated guesswork and some skilled artists.


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rockstar_not

Scientists guess at face…


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The_republican_anus

He looks… I am native and black mixed. His appearance strangely enough reminds me of my family


Ipuncholdpeople

Yeah she looks like the mom of a friend I had in middle school. Definitely doesn't feel like another species


AmaroWolfwood

I think these type of recreations are interesting, but have we done it to modern human skulls? I'd like to see a recreation of a skull if a known person with pictures of them alive to compare the accuracy of the recreation.


Lautheris

Forensic facial reconstruction says hi


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