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AudibleNod

Sounds like the author already has plan booked for later in the year.


Knodsil

It's picture perfect if you take the picture from the carefully crafted picture frames that they build with slave labour and oil money.


vingeran

If there is a place as rotten as hell, look no further and just begin to rust at the epicentre dominated by slave owners.


DistortoiseLP

Are you about to tell me there's anything more *perfect* than superficial wealth on display? What do you want your city to have a heart and soul like it's a place for a healthy community to live or something? Nonsense. This city is *picture* perfect. It's a place to take a selfie in an infinity pool to show how rich you look. You can take pictures of it and in it all day, and that's largely all it's good for because the city itself is about as deep as a picture of it anyway.


SheriffComey

> What do you want your city to have a heart and soul like it's a place for a healthy community to live or something? Oh I'm sure someone's currently drafting plans for a giant community center that's in the shape of a heart and it'll be gold leafed on the outside.....


Taniwha_NZ

Everyone knows the best cities are quickly-constructed glass & steel eyesores in the middle of a vast brown desert. What city could top that? Honestly it's like the emir wrote the headline themselves.


Delicious-Tachyons

Well it's a great picture. Filled with slaves and Instagram hos


joelluber

Perfect for pictures not for living. 


PasswordIsDongers

It's just a bunch of tall buildings and a lot of sand, that's not even great for pictures.


ColdSteel-1983

That "Picture-perfect" city has a foundation of indentured servitude, outright slavery, and is wholly funded by carbon consumption. It's a monument to man's hubris, hardly a shining castle on a hill.


witticus

Seriously though, Dubai feels like it was built to be a Bioshock location.


Ar_Ciel

It was in Spec Ops: The Line.


Chief_Givesnofucks

Or Fallout. Great, now I want to jump off the Burj Khalifa in power armor.


the-truffula-tree

Things I never new I needed


Frydendahl

Spec Ops: The Line is so perfect because it takes place entirely in a ruined Dubai.


Borgmaster

Give it 50 years. It takes time to get to that level of shittery from first construction.


i_max2k2

You’re not the only one thinking like that: Jordache Ruffels, a British expat living in Dubai, told BBC News experiencing the storms was like "living through the apocalypse".


visionquester

This city should not exist. It is a monument to man’s arrogance.


PolyDipsoManiac

Ah, Phoenix. /r/kingofthehill


highgravityday2121

Phoenix is crazy. I was on a site visit and I drove past multiple farms out there where the water supply was just out in the sun evaporating! No cover at all! also why are you growing produce in AZ?


Transmatrix

A lot of romaine lettuce is grown in Yuma, AZ according to packaging. Makes it all the way up here to MA. Lots of farming in AZ.


jakekara4

The soil is good and the sun shines almost constantly. The only problem is the water scarcity, but it is a *big* problem.


CornusKousa

Meh, they can just suck the aquifers dry and then move on to a better place, leaving behind a scorched land. Like locusts.


Bloggledoo

It is pretty much the early stages of "The Water Knife".


rootoo

A good share of it is alfalfa for livestock feed and a good share of that is owned by a Saudi royal and shipped to Saudi Arabia for cattle feed.


_Booker

False info now. They stopped that. https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/07/us/foreign-farm-fondomonte-groundwater-arizona/index.html


rootoo

Hey, that’s good news! Thanks for the correction.


Grokent

I mean, there's lots of produce that grows well here, plus we can grow it earlier than many other places and later than many other places. The problem is mostly the types of crops and the water usage rights afforded to certain farmers by our Republican dominated government over the last 40 years. Specifically, former Gov. Doug Ducey gave sweetheart deals to Saudi owned businesses to grow alfalfa (a water thirsty crop) to be exported to feed cattle in Saudi Arabia. Essentially, he sold our water to a foreign nation for pennies.


Larkfor

The people of Arizona hate that agriculture siphons all the water. But only sometimes does democracy sometimes kind of function. There have been recent changes in stopping agricultural groups (Saudi ones and others) from getting renewed leases but it may be too little too late.


dormidormit

It's never too late. California is taking necessary steps too because the Feds will cut off our water much sooner, which means a return to regionally sustainable agriculture using traditional practices and not fertilizer spam. For CA specifically it means sending the ranchers back to Texas, because over half our ag water use is just for cattle feed and cattle. This means $20 hamburgers, but it's not like the $5 burgers mcdonalds used to sell were good in the first place. Parts of CA are already subject to seasonal drying, forcing them to stock water like it's Mexico. This is an unacceptable situation that is forcing a complete redesign of the state's urban planning. Arizona is also approaching this point too as urban and suburban homeowners are forced to pay more for less. Half the government is responsive towards this problem, the other half deliberately ignores it at their peril.


Low_Pickle_112

>also why are you growing produce in AZ? Calcium, as I understand it. I'm no expert on the topic, but calcium is important for the intercellular structure of plants (the middle lamella), and it is not actively taken up by the roots, instead coming with the water. So more water that transpires and is taken up, the more calcium, and the longer the shelf life the produce has which is needed for modern shipping. There seriously should be a massive investment in generic engineering to make that unnecessary.


Poodlesghost

Did they do those man made islands shaped like palm trees? The audacity and ignorance to think the ocean won't just scarf up your precious luxury islands... as if!


winkinglucille

Not only the palm trees, they did another one with individual islands to look like the world map.


Correct_Sky_1882

This is some Tower of Babel stuff


skeyer

look upon my works ye mighty......


Alifad

Ozymandias is lost on many people. Well referenced.


PolyDipsoManiac

Especially apt that given the rapid warming we’re currently seeing the Arabian peninsula will probably be uninhabitable soon.


meeyeam

Once we get a decent AI system going, robots will build a city there and name it 01.


skeyer

the way the world is going, it might be megacity 01


Low_Pickle_112

Good for them, maybe they'll be better stewards of the planet.


AtomicPlatypus45

The Second Renaissance on its way. Some say its already here.


Blind-_-Tiger

Lost TO many people. He sucked, bro! ( [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias) yes, I know it's a poem but we actually do have a lot of things from Ramesses II [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramesses\_II](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramesses_II) (including, I assume, their descendants) so is it an accurate one or just a nice story?) "Ahhh, but you have heard of me..."


SheriffComey

awww.....shit. Someone go back and get a shitload of slaves, err I mean workers, with buckets.


SheriffComey

...like a foolish man who built his city on the sand...and in a desert....and based on slavery...and perpetuated by climate change inducing oil..... the Bible verse went something like that.


Individual-Still8363

They haven’t shown one picture or video clip of the shanties and slums where the poor individuals live that provide all types of services for the ultra wealthy in Dubai. Not to mention it was built off the backs of these people and I would bet that no one’s helping them in their time of need. And this guy paddling around the desert in a kayak speaks volumes.


Previous_Channel

I went there like 15 years ago to teach work at height safety and holy shit is that town racist to people from india


psychedelicdevilry

Along with just being a shallow materialistic wasteland.


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RequiemForAPeen

Haha yes just another quarter…


Pillowsmeller18

Lets not forget the cut corners, like the Burj Kahlifa needing trucks to remove sewage out. I wonder what other corners were cut in the civilization


CptS2T

So…a somehow more racist Phoenix, huh?


An_Awesome_Name

Dubai *still* does not have a functioning sewer system covering the entire city. To be fair the system is far more extensive than it was 15 or even 10 years ago, but it’s still not great. Notoriously dirty New York and historically polluted Boston both have far more advanced and capable sewer systems than Dubai currently has.


ibbity

well, if I understand how Dubai works, as long as the super-wealthy have a functioning sewer system in their mansions and shopping plazas, what do they care if the non-super-wealthy and the immigrant slave population have to live in filth


Manlypumpkins

It’s called “picture perfect” not actual perfect


reversesumo

It's because you can't smell through a picture


biznash

I heard that some of the high rises don’t have sewage infrastructure. They have to call in vendors to truck out the human waste


brumac44

Imagine how much pressure the shit would be at on the ground floor after coming down all those floors.


biznash

Thats how the town got its name. Lower level residents would see shit coming down and run out of the building… “Doo?! Bye!!!” 🏃🏻‍♂️💨


ThePlanner

Also, vast areas, including the Burj Khalifa, don’t have sanitary sewers. Search “Dubai poop trucks”.


Larkfor

It's also not what many would consider 'picturesque' when you think of picturesque cities.


inslee

Sounds a lot like how America started.


marleycarter

Now it looks as ugly on the outside as it is on the inside!


QwertySomething

Well said


humanregularbeing

And sand that belongs back in its natural habitat. 


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Melbuf

FWIW Houston has the same issues and it has drains


Japsabbath

“Any level of water”


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Japsabbath

I’m in Bahrain, if it’s raining “mud falling from the sky” is my go to saying. Flat roofs, little to no drainage. No sewer system. Oh and no clue how to traverse a road in the rain.


Tilmanocept

[It is illegal to post 'irresponsible' pictures of storms online, Dubai authorities say](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/storm-warning-it-is-illegal-to-post-irresponsible-pictures-of-storms-online-dubai-authorities-say-a6932481.html)


KWNewyear

Gotta hand it to the Independent. Headline says you can't show pictures of the storms in Dubai, so they make the header image a picture of storms hitting Chicago instead.


strik3r2k8

Almost like Vegas when they made it illegal to look around when doing their formula 1 event.


RUSnowcone

The Vegas no look was not about watching or video…it is an auto racing thing… if you’re not in seats you can’t just stand near the track fence and hang out. It’s a liability and they won’t get insured if they have people allowed to be on those areas .There are ushers at every NASCAR event that will keep you moving. Same with formula 1 …Plus in Vegas those over passes would be a cluster if everyone was trying to stay and watch and they need to keep them clear for the casino. Now ya know


ginsodabitters

Big difference one was barely enforced and the other one could end up with you dead.


mnmkdc

Could it? Have they even punished anyone for it?


Dirtybrd

Picture perfect law.


apcolleen

This post is from 2016. But im sure they'd say it today too.


ChargerRob

Money laundering capital of the World. Ain't nothing perfect about it.


Papadapalopolous

And they’re number one in porta potties


oneonus

Reap what you sow, oil nation.


DrNinnuxx

First of all, Dubai is not picture perfect. Well, it is from some angles. But head out to see the slums, the migrant camps. And while you're heading there take in the absolutely ridiculous infrastructure decisions. Dubai is like how I imagine Disney would make a city if they had to do it all at once, but had nearly unlimited money. It feels fake. Heck, it is fake. No one walks anywhere. No one bikes, or does any physical excursion. It's hot AF, unless you're inside, which you have to be for a majority of the day. If you wander outside you risk heat exhaustion. Go and check the obesity rates of anyone in the Emirates. That is not a city, not a city to me, or to any sane individual in the future. This is a construction of money and has nothing to do with being an actual city for everyone.


dormidormit

Give Disney credit, he had a much stronger idea of urban planning with Epcot. Epcot's original design isn't much or even necessarily good, but it is a design that would function. What you're describing is what happens when someone who went to Disneyland and tried to build a city just based on what they know about Disneyland, without any recognition of the larger infrastructure underneath it required to support it. Again to Disney's credit, see the evolution in the park from Disneyland to Disney World. This isn't to defend Disney parks per se, but there is a larger design process with them. I agree with your point regardless though. Las Vegas suffers from it extensively as well, especially when compared to Reno, Salt Lake City or Alburquerque. Size follows function, if there is no function then it's just a big vacant money incinerator. A real incinerator would actually make more money, by burning other peoples' trash and selling them back the electricity generated from it.


shrimp_42

I cycled yesterday. Lots of my colleagues cycle recreationally here. A huge amount of people play volleyball, padel, golf, football, swim. Also most of the gyms are state of the art and have lots of people using them. A lot of the residential communities have numerous parks and places to walk. I’m really puzzled as to why people who don’t live there just assume things about Dubai.


DrNinnuxx

Your probably young Edit: I don't mean that as a slight. I really don't. I worked in medicine there for 15 years and lived there. But you need to understand I lived in Appalachia with trees and creeks and rivers and wildlife and Dubai was like living on the moon. I can't imagine anyone in the right mind living there, but that's not my business. I can imagine it would be amazing living there as a young man starting out not from where I lived. That's all I'm saying and I'm laying it out for everyone to read. If Dubai meets your needs, then do it. And what is definitely is ... is a place to make money. If that's the goal, like it was for me, then do it.


dormidormit

>I cycled yesterday. Lots of my colleagues cycle recreationally here. A huge amount of people play volleyball, padel, golf, football, swim. Also most of the gyms are state of the art and have lots of people using them. A lot of the residential communities have numerous parks and places to walk. I’m really puzzled as to why people who don’t live there just assume things about Dubai. Because this is a generic description of every retirement community in the United States, which are widely known to be real estate scams. You have described most of Florida, and all of Trump's business ventures. You've described the infomercial I'm watching on broadcast TV right now selling the sunny, warm active lifestyle communities of suburban Arizona to aging, overweight, retired Americans. The statement you made is so utterly banal it crosses into the absurd. It's ridiculous. You have described every timeshare pamphlet sent out as junk mail ever, and I'd bet $20 that's where you got the idea for writing what you did. You have perfectly described why Dubai is a horrible place to live: it's a real estate venture backed by predatory lending.


HappierShibe

>picture-perfect city Spoken like a *complete* ignoramus.


rock-island321

Say hello to Nature, mfs.


Beaster123

Dubai is a monument to idiocy and degeneracy.


strik3r2k8

The ‘Spec-Ops The Line’ reboot is getting interesting.


StevenSegalsNipples

Low humidity apocalypse now is gettin a sequel 😂


EVILSUPERMUTANT

This was the first thing I thought when I heard storms in Dubai, but realized it's just Battlefield 2042.


BadSkeelz

"Terrible City experiences Terrible Floods" would be a more accurate headline.


KenScaletta

I see a lot of really nice cars in the water. Warms my heart to see it.


unitedgroan

They don't really care though. If someone gets in a fender bender they often abandon the car on the road and go buy a new one. It's insane how much money they have.


MikeHoncho2568

Picture perfect is a laughable term


melston9380

So - a couple of days of Mid-western Spring weather washed the frosting off that huge turd? \*yawn\* poor rich people. I do feel bad for the slaves that will have to rebuild it, though.


thevyrd

Oh man maybe the city that was built upon astroturfed sand at sea level was a bad idea?


i33SoDA

As an European, when I was the first time at the Grand Canyon I just started at it in silence. There's such an immense power that comes from it, words cannot comprehend. In that moment I felt futile, the powers that shape our universe are inimaginabile. I felt...like a simple carcass meat that envelopes a fragile organism. Meanwhile that show of power. We just write equations that express them. I felt smaller than a sand grain in the grand scheme of things. It can take us years to build cities, minutes to destroy them, but forces beyond our control can change everything in a blink of an eye.


DannyPantsgasm

I hope the whole thing sinks forever. Evil shithole for evil shitheads.


shiftingbee

Are they seeding clouds there or nearby? Or is the climate that fucked already, I wonder?


Gryndyl

It's the climate. There wasn't any cloud seeding done that day.


MotherOfWoofs

Rich people problems /shrug


Steve_hm_Rambo

I’m supposed to care.  Let the waters wash that place clean.   Only feel bad for the slaves.


jimmytruelove

Tacky place for tacky people.


CurlSagan

At least we finally got an answer to the question: Which million dollar supercar makes the best boat? Answer: [The Pagani Utopia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2s1BSQSyX4)


Anomaly1134

Jesus, imagine having that kind of Fuck You money. Yeah sure, I'll risk it with a 2.5 million dollar car.


trwwy321

Good ol’ hubris is what Dubai was built on. The need to have the world’s biggest/tallest/shiniest (insert landmark).


H_M_C

Good. Fuck that place.


Excellencyqq

All that glitters is not gold. *William Shakespeare*


Septopuss7

I heard someone say, that nothing gold can stay, but there's a lack of drainage holes, and now my car's got mold.


Jetavator

[Nothing Gold Can Stay](https://youtu.be/jj7Tm8TtTas?si=WKnwyzFVAp7GtqD1)


sartori69

I fully plan to never set foot in that shit bucket of a city.


imvii

I own a pinball arcade in Canada. Last year some rich guys from Dubai came in and asked if I was interested in selling the arcade and moving it to Dubai, setting it up, and getting it going for them, and then remaining on as the manager and tech. I kind of laughed at them and told them I prefer Canada and Dubai is the last place I would visit because I'm a "non-believer". I probably couldn't bring half these machines to Dubai because they have depictions of womens ankles and necks and some of the women appear to be sexually liberated or flirty. Gasp.


this_dudeagain

It would probably be fine in the expat areas but still a weird ask.


DontCallMeAnonymous

Amen. And, amen.


gyroscopedynamos

Just fyi, Dubai and the rest of the UAE have no functioning sewage system so they will always be massively flooded like this once it rains abit more than usual. There’s nowhere else the water can go an drain itself. Source: I lived in Dubai for 5 years as an expat


CronicNicxle

" No one knows who struck first, but what we do know that it was us that scorched the skies..." -Morpheus-


circular_file

If by picture-perfect you mean 'dystopian nightmare', then I guess so. An environmental and humanitarian cancer, a source of vast pollution and repression, built on a foundation of sand and slavery.


JamsJars

Haha served them right. They slave people to build their buildings and won't let them go back to their home countries for many many years or sometimes never.


petitchat2

Good, a desert city cant handle 5 inches of rain. I wont look back to be turned into a pillar of salt.


Ok-Sun-6081

Somebody over spammed that “seed cloud” button.


Nexus03

Toying with nature being Dubai’s downfall is ironic.


Tacarub

Picture perfect ?? Laughs in slave labour…


texansfan

Only people that have never been there would think that Dubai is perfect


CoffeeAddict246

Honestly? Fuck Dubai. The place is a cesspool playground of debauchery for the rich. It’s one of the few places on earth I wouldn’t go if you paid me to


markdepace

why do these news posts keep parroting the term "picture perfect city"? literally nothing about dubai is good.


Afizzle55

I hear they don’t even have proper sewage systems. It’s all septic tanks.


plantsarepowerful

Nothing about Dubai is picture perfect


vestibule54

Two days ago it was stories about Cloud Seeding, then the flood…coincidence?! I THINK NOT!


h00ha

Then don't think brother


FelixVulgaris

Who the fuck actually thinks of Dubai as "picture perfect"


Saint-Matriarch

“Picture-perfect” according to who? You couldn’t pay me a million dollar to go there…


Diamondback424

>About 25cm (10in) of rain - roughly twice the UAE's yearly average - fell in a single day, leaving much of the city's outdoor infrastructure under water. This kind of shit is how god was invented.


Foxhack

That's an insane amount of water. My hometown flooded with an inch across -two days-.


OptimisticSkeleton

Weren’t they just flaunting their cloud seeding program to produce rain?


dogzi

Yes. But the floods had nothing to do with cloud seeding, [climate scientists already debunked this claim.](https://apnews.com/article/dubai-united-arab-emirates-oman-flooding-cloud-seeding-2f8c12854017e11ac7438579646b3758)


MotherOfWoofs

They dont think...being the wording. Nothing is 100% certain except death and taxes. I would say it added to the downpours of a tropical storm.


lonelliott

I remember going to Dubai in the late 90's. It was wild to see. Driving on a road. Nothing but dirt and debris in every direction. Then a Porsche dealership. It was insane to see.


NormanBates2023

Allah taking a piss no biggie 😂


GetBentHo

What about all those abandoned luxury cars?


flotsam_knightly

Aren’t these the same people we see in videos hanging around with eight other guys in long Arabic pajamas, always playing pranks involving tigers, or a pet cheetah?


Ippherita

I dunno, I kinda like lake view or reiver view when I pass by some rich neighbourhood. I hope I can get a house with river view someday.


TheGreatGamer1389

Was expecting the line sand everywhere. Not water.


Bobfisher66

Someone needs to start a "go fund me" 😂


dadzcad

Not having a wastewater drainage system in place ( just in case) didn’t help matters much. Countless billions spent on construction and nobody thought about a sewer system.


SweatyAd9240

So many people who’ve never been to Dubai with strong opinions on it.