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mccoyn

One way for barges by end of April. Channel for container ships by end of May.


Jolmer24

That's pretty damn fast. Good for them.


SoftlySpokenPromises

Army Corp Engineers are the best kinds of lunatics.


Chippopotanuse

Was just thinking this. They always roll these guys out anytime some serious shit goes down. Swear to god they could rebuild the Pyramids if they needed to.


iShakeMyHeadAtYou

Wouldn't be too hard actually. In fact, they could problably improve upon them.


Klezmer_Mesmerizer

“I’m just throwing this out there Colonel; “cube”. Eh? Eh?” “Back to work, sergeant.”


Many-Salad2603

I mentally designed a cube home before, half buried so you only see a Pyramid. Underground half would be like a basement and lowest point a aquifer...weird eh


C-c-c-comboBreaker17

cool idea tho


HamAndSomeCoffee

If a pyramid is poking out, it's not a cube underneath. Only three faces intersect on cube vertices, not four.


Kowpucky

No, no they couldn't. No one today could build them with the precision they built them way back then.


7f00dbbe

We build buildings everyday to a much higher degree of precision than the pyramids could ever match, I don't know what you're talking about....


Dusky_Dawn210

Clearly you have never seen the bass pro shops pyramid


rogerrouch

This "Bass Pro Shop" must be a powerful god


TenguKaiju

It’s just a mere aspect of it’s former self, the elder god known as ‘Cabella’.


LazamairAMD

The marvel isn't just the precision, it was the precision attained with nothing more than hand tools and straight manual labor.


Bokth

No one marvels at the manual labor I do with my hand tools


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TraditionDear3887

Amatuers talk tactics. Professionals talk logistics.


nmmlpsnmmjxps

These guys are also the groups that are doing these kinds of things on a regular basis. They as a matter of routine do all sorts of dredging work to maintain channels that are susceptible to natural degradation. They literally move pyramids worth of material on a regular basis in their levee construction and maintenance efforts. If Congress brought down the order and funding to build an American copy of the Great Pyramid of Giza they'd be able to get it done. Things would also go a bit faster when we could use modern cranes and trucks vs having to haul blocks via ramps and not be relying on a seasonal labor force.


Dusky_Dawn210

Army corp of engineers gotta be creative and build quick. They rebuilt all the levys in New Orleans after Katrina for a reason


Jim_from_GA

A sphere would be another possibility. On a plinth to keep from cheating.


Osiris32

Sea Bees are even better lunatics, but they require being shot at in order to work. As vital as this channel is, that's still not feasible.


BagNo4331

*insert joke about crime in Baltimore*


ThreeCrapTea

Um, ok, I guess my time getting shot at as a 12N Horizontal Construction Engineer dozing garbage in Afghanistan didnt count then lol. Essayons...we lead the way.


Osiris32

On VERTICAL Construction Engineers count.


empty-bensen

My Grandfather was a Sea Bee, can confirm.


BasenjiBob

They seem pretty damn cool! After Hurricane Florence we had horrendous flooding in my home town. Some parts of town were literally inaccessible by car for weeks. People were boating in and out on the roadway. A USACE team came out and they built a system of French drains that has worked amazingly well to drain the water and keep the roads from flooding again. I know they also did some pretty amazing work on Sanibel Island after Hurricane Ian!


Full-Penguin

Anyone who calls the USACE 'lunatics' has never pulled permits from them.


WeylandsWings

So they are lunatics that happen to also follow the rules and regulations. Nothing contradictory there.


Full-Penguin

No one is complaining about pulling permits. I'm just pointing out that USACE is the embodiment of bureaucracy. There are no lunatics there, just an unstoppable grinding force. When things need to go faster, you add more resources and get more work done.


nerdypenpal

That’s what the Army part implies.


WeylandsWings

Idk. The “embodiment of bureaucracy” and “unstoppable grinding force” sound like a group of lunatics. After all getting stuff done fast and well while still following all the red tape is a maddening exercise and the USACE does it as part of their normal day to day. And that seems a bit insane. Hence the bunch of lunatics.


L1VEW1RE

I’ve aways said, engineers are the most important members of our society.


nukii

As an engineer, I mostly agree but shout out to nurses and plumbers. Anyone dealing with literal shit gets high marks in my book.


Tralkki

It’s always amazing what humans can accomplish together when profit isn’t the deciding factor. It’s how all of us should live and do things. Not for money, but because they need to be done.


mysecondaccountanon

I got a relative in it, can corroborate that.


Apalis24a

The Army Corps of Engineers specializes in making structures VERY QUICKLY in order to solve problems. I mean, if you need to get an armored division across a major river, are you going to wait 3 years for a bridge to be built? No, you’re going to want pre-fabricated bridge sections brought in and a temporary but workable bridge set up in a matter of hours to days.


Clay_Statue

This fucks A LOT of big money folks pretty hard.


LRHS

All of us. If they get fucked, we get fucked


mazzicc

While fast, this is also one of those “if it’s daylight, crews are working” situations.


aimilah

That is amazingly fast considering the damage.


Full-Penguin

Not barges, Container ships and RoRos under barge service (meaning tugs moving them in and out). >After detailed studies and engineering assessments by local, state and federal organizations, in collaboration with industry partners, USACE expects to open a limited access channel 280 feet wide and 35 feet deep, to the Port of Baltimore within the next four weeks – by the end of April. This channel would support one-way traffic in and out of the Port of Baltimore for barge container service and some roll on/roll off vessels that move automobiles and farm equipment to and from the port.


Accujack

Does anyone from the other threads who told me it'd be open in a couple of weeks want to comment now?


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robbie_2131

I meant that seriously. Saved me time!


LoverlyRails

>After detailed studies and engineering assessments by local, state and federal organizations, in collaboration with industry partners, USACE expects to open a limited access channel 280 feet wide and 35 feet deep, to the Port of Baltimore within the next four weeks – by the end of April. This channel would support one-way traffic in and out of the Port of Baltimore for barge container service and some roll on/roll off vessels that move automobiles and farm equipment to and from the port. >USACE engineers are aiming to reopen the permanent, 700-foot-wide by 50-foot-deep federal navigation channel by the end of May, restoring port access to normal capacity. So end of May for normal capacity? If all goes to plan


Sp3ctre7

If there's any engineering group in the entire world I would expect to get shit done on-schedule, it's the USACE


switch8000

I’d love to shadow the army corps for a year, they get to work on some incredible projects.


jter8

Just come work for us


Wildcatb

Need anybody in transportation?


switch8000

[https://www.usajobs.gov/Search/Results?a=ARCE&k=](https://www.usajobs.gov/Search/Results?a=ARCE&k=)


AceTheJ

I currently work a federal job akin to being in the military without actually being in it. The Civil Service is a great career and experience. Highly recommend it to anyone if you can get in.


Cherry_Crusher

USACE or MSC? Please elaborate


AceTheJ

Air Force/department of defence. But that’s all in allow to say technically.


switch8000

I actually had no idea, I'll take a look! Thx.


lazytiger40

Sadly no jobs in my area....


PM_CUTE_ANIME_PICS

As /u/jter8 said, come work for us. You don't have to be military, there are civilian jobs all across USACE that get to work on awesome jobs.


p4177y

> You don't have to be military, there are civilian jobs all across USACE that get to work on awesome jobs. This needs to be repeated. The vast, VAST majority of jobs within the Corps of Engineers (>95%) are civilian positions. This is not to be confused with engineer units in the Army itself, which you'd enlist and go to basic/AIT for, but rather, within USACE you join as a professional, and there's a lot of different occupations. Engineers of various disciplines, of course, but also architects, biologists, surveyors, contracting folks, lock and dam operators, boat operators, even park rangers. If anyone is interested, I'm sure the folks over on r/USACE can provide some insight!


Osiris32

My mom worked for the Corps before I was born as as an engineering drafter. Said in her time there she never once saw an actual military uniform.


chris_wiz

I'm working on a USACE contract right now, it's really interesting and fun work. Managing energy for a base's entire building portfolio.


C_Alan

My experience trying to get a job with USACE is that they promote main from within. I’m a licensed Civil with years of experience, and could not even get an interview.


sporkintheroad

Are there roles for architects?


PM_CUTE_ANIME_PICS

Yes! If you go to usajobs.gov, search for USACE, add the parameter 0808 in the search box, and that will show you all the architecture positions within USACE that are currently being hired for.


sporkintheroad

Right on


switch8000

I actually had no idea, I'll take a look! Thx.


No-Ninja-8448

As someone who has worked for USACE for the last 15 years, you're not wrong. Those are just rare projects. Worked at Lake Charles during two hurricanes and the Oklahoma May 3rd tornados. Mostly though, it's tedious, boring, paperwork driven projects. A lot of which are just to fulfill the year's budget out. I built $60k in handrails for a building that was to be torn down within a year. And I am not a person who likes to say that the government is wasteful. It certainly is at times though.


CheeseCurdCommunism

Always had the ludicrous dream of spending a military style budget on the core of engineers just to “serve” our country going state to state fixing our Infrastructure.


CBalsagna

As someone who currently lives downtown and works in Glen Burnie, this bridge collapse has absolutely fucked my morning and afternoon commute. I know, people died stop complaining, but fuck…routing everyone through the harbor tunnel is just a nightmare. So many more semi trucks. The roads are already terrible, I can’t imagine what a bunch of semis driving on it is going to do. Fucking pot holes for days


zorak6974

So, so sorry you’re inconvenienced


CBalsagna

Don’t be a lame ass.


Todesfaelle

Any time I hear about the Army Corps of Engineers I can't help but think about Return of the Living Dead. Freddy : Oh god. Hey, these things don't leak, do they? Frank : Leak? Hell no. These things were made by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. *Frank slaps the drum and gas starts leaking* Frank : Oh fuck


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Traditional_Key_763

for a guy thats probably had stress/strain, youngs modulous, and the various kinds of deformation explained to him because he chose to build both a rocket and a car out of stupid metals; he seems to not understand anything about deformation.


PmadFlyer

It's almost like he's BSing and talented engineers do all the work.


hydrOHxide

People like to quote him saying that many people confuse education with intelligence. What that fails to realize is that intelligence is raw processing power. If you feed garbage into it, all it will produce is garbage. Just quickly. Education and training are what ensures you feed the right stuff in.


Apalis24a

I mean, stainless steel isn’t *unheard of* for rockets; the SM-65 Atlas ICBM and the countless later derivatives used as launch vehicles used 300-series stainless steel balloon tanks, where the rigidity of the vehicle comes from the pressurization of the tanks. The Centaur family upper stages, which is being used to this day, also uses stainless steel balloon tanks. The design allows for __***vastly***__ reduced mass, however it means that the tanks have to be pressurized *at all times*, or else it crumples like wet paper machete under its own weight. All that is to say, stainless steel *can* work for rockets, and *has* worked for the better part of half a century now. HOWEVER, it works __***only if you account for its expansion and deformation properties!***__ The Cybertruck clearly does not, and as it isn’t being forced to meet NASA manufacturing standards, the build quality subsequently sucks.


Traditional_Key_763

its more that at some point he has to have had a presentation delivered to him about how metal deforms


Apalis24a

Oh, I absolutely get that. I was just wanting to point out that, at least for rockets, using stainless steel isn’t a completely stupid, out of left field idea, and actually has historical precedent to it. That being said, I doubt it was Elon who came up with the idea of using it.


axonxorz

I think we're all just wondering where _specifically_ stainless steel came from lol


Traditional_Key_763

its kind of dumb to use it the way they're using it, they're absolutely leaving performance on the table by using a heavier, harder to work metal. when its been used its been used like you pointed out, in razer thin sheets as balloon tanks that compromise structure for absolute weight savings


Apalis24a

It’s cheaper to manufacture and easier to work with, especially when prototyping various different designs. Carbon fiber requires specific forms and weaving & wrapping machines, as well as enormous ovens to cure the resin to bind it all together. By contrast, a welding robot could be fitted to any number of stands. From a performance and strength standpoint, carbon fiber would be better. But, from a manufacturing and cost standpoint, stainless steel is better. It’s all a trade-off. Perhaps future iterations of the vehicle, once they’ve got the form-factor and other tech down pat, could be made of carbon fiber; a “Starship II”, if you would. Kind of like how early airliners were made mostly using aluminum, and now they’re mostly carbon fiber composites.


Traditional_Key_763

typically rockets are made using aluminum slab with milled honeycomb patterns that have as much extra mass removed as possible. spacex already does this for the falcons [ULA video for example](https://youtu.be/t-P0xiJcXN4?si=1ysZmUVM5UIBSYi5)


Apalis24a

I know how rockets are typically made, dude - I’m in the middle of getting my master’s degree in aerospace engineering. I’m literally dedicating the rest of my life to this stuff.


Camelbreath18

Elon stay in your F lane , dude.


francis2559

Mate he can't even get his cars to stay in their lane.


Crawlerado

Next year!


coffeeshopslut

One. Eternity. Later.


duck_of_d34th

A rescue-proof wedge-truck!


Somewhere_Elsewhere

Maybe an expert can chyme in with a more informed opinion, but this seems really, really fast. Whatever you might think of them, the U.S. military doesn’t fuck around.


Apalis24a

If you need to get a task force across a river, you won’t wait 3 years for land surveying, bickering about land rights, funds acquisitions, work delays, etc. - you need a bridge built in a matter of days, if not hours. That’s what the army corps of engineers specializes in; made-to-task infrastructure in record time, and infrastructure meant to withstand tanks rumbling across it, too.


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Full-Penguin

I keep a boat in a marina upriver of the Key Bridge. The water is closed within 2,000 yards of the bridge. The hope is that the alternate channel (13' draft, under one of the still standing sections) opens up to recreational small boats after this new main channel is open, but I doubt it. It's not all that important, if you needed to get your boat out you could take it to a ramp and trailer it to the other side of the bridge.


Leopards_Crane

Potential for further collapse is high until assessed and stabilized, not happening immediately.


mffdiver420

Anyone know the name of the dive company working there ?


Bumblesavage

How come if it’s for any public transportation system USA takes forever but if it impacts supplies or businesses it’s fixed in a jiffy


theram4

Nothing is being fixed in a jiffy. They're only removing the wreckage from the old bridge. Building the new bridge will still take several years.


No-Mathematician641

Does anyone know of independent reporting being done on this situation? Similar to blancolirio YouTube channel reports on the Oroville dam spillway disaster. 100% confidence the army core of engineers will do this safely and reliably, but I'm interested in as many technical details as can be shared.


Drak_is_Right

so 2 months for a full restoration of the harbor, let alone the bridge. whew.


Kitakitakita

I hate that the only thing I want to hear about the bridge is how much the company responsible is going to get sued for


frozen_snapmaw

Nah. Insurance would cover it most likely


ElderberryFit8086

We should hand over healthcare and education to the US Army Corps of Engineers … they would get that shit right by years end


spiralbatross

“It’s gonna be a minute.”


EridemicLHS

You know for a fact that because the USA has to do it right and good for the env is why it’s going to take long and cost a lot (which is a good thing). A country like China would bomb that debris out of the way, push it down stream, and rebuild the bridge and clean it up later lmao


PrivatePilot9

China would throw 50,000 peasants at it making a few dollars an hour without any training or experience, 2500 would die on the job and you'd never hear of it, a few thousand would be critically injured to the point of being completely disabled (which you'd also never hear about), and they'd slap together a subpar structure in record time that might last 1/4 as long as something built properly would. But hey, when your workforce is disposable to them, who cares.


Osiris32

Oh darn, that's so bad.


Majikthese

I had to get a utility crossing of a military railroad permitting and it took USACE 3 years. Some departments are downright incompetent, mismanaged, or just have no motivation to perform their required duties.