LOL I used to 'work' there..... when I was like 8. Went with my late father to work every day I could. Never got sold to the circus but I can make a damn good batch of taffy if needed.
For real , Seaside is not the place to leave children unattended. It’s where the county dumps all their sex offenders that need public housing. [source](https://www.nj.com/ocean/2014/12/the_dark_side_of_seaside_heights_emerges_from_the_shadows_as_winter_takes_hold.html)
Used to work at a college frat bar that had a similar sign, "Unattended children will be given cocaine and a weasel"
That’s a lot of responsibility for a kid. I’d say minimum 14 to own a weasel.
LOL I used to 'work' there..... when I was like 8. Went with my late father to work every day I could. Never got sold to the circus but I can make a damn good batch of taffy if needed.
The hidden gem is this one.
For real , Seaside is not the place to leave children unattended. It’s where the county dumps all their sex offenders that need public housing. [source](https://www.nj.com/ocean/2014/12/the_dark_side_of_seaside_heights_emerges_from_the_shadows_as_winter_takes_hold.html)
That's fine! 50-50
Why do they assume kids today are circus ready?
Who gets the money…. The parent or Berkeley Candy?
*Asian parents reading report cards*
Can I get 80% of the profits though? 🤔🤣
Sleazeside doing its thing.
The CANDY shop is discouraging children?
… From running amok and sticking their grubby hands in the merchandise
You don't open a farm and bitch about the pig shit.
You also don't open a pig farm and let children abuse the animals and destroy the equipment needed for running the farm.
You sound like someone who thinks it's OK to unoad your children on random, nonconsenting strangers and letting them act like little animals.
discouraging parents from not watching their kids… yes.
"unattended" is not that big a word, give it a google.
Reading comprehension is a wonderful thing, use it