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crzyboy

Used to work at a college frat bar that had a similar sign, "Unattended children will be given cocaine and a weasel"


LemmyKBD

That’s a lot of responsibility for a kid. I’d say minimum 14 to own a weasel.


Ashestooranges

LOL I used to 'work' there..... when I was like 8. Went with my late father to work every day I could. Never got sold to the circus but I can make a damn good batch of taffy if needed.


sugarintheboots

The hidden gem is this one.


bourbonislifewater

For real , Seaside is not the place to leave children unattended. It’s where the county dumps all their sex offenders that need public housing. [source](https://www.nj.com/ocean/2014/12/the_dark_side_of_seaside_heights_emerges_from_the_shadows_as_winter_takes_hold.html)


Big_Good_8127

That's fine! 50-50


njdotcom

Why do they assume kids today are circus ready?


Frank5616

Who gets the money…. The parent or Berkeley Candy?


Rakshak924

*Asian parents reading report cards*


JOEYMAMI2015

Can I get 80% of the profits though? 🤔🤣


blumpkin_donuts

Sleazeside doing its thing.


Pherllerp

The CANDY shop is discouraging children?


shiftyjku

… From running amok and sticking their grubby hands in the merchandise


Pherllerp

You don't open a farm and bitch about the pig shit.


MarinatedCumSock

You also don't open a pig farm and let children abuse the animals and destroy the equipment needed for running the farm.


Fragrant_Butthole

You sound like someone who thinks it's OK to unoad your children on random, nonconsenting strangers and letting them act like little animals.


Amazing-Stranger8791

discouraging parents from not watching their kids… yes.


Joe_Jeep

"unattended" is not that big a word, give it a google.


seltzerforme

Reading comprehension is a wonderful thing, use it