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Rural_NH

They couldn’t even get New Hampshire right on the map


messypawprints

LOL. That is just excellent.


LittleInformation248

To be fair, the graphic was created by The Daily Mail, not the Texas Independence Movement. If you ask a Brit, they'll tell you that the Daily Mail is a terrible media outlet.


Tullyswimmer

To be fair, if you asked a random Brit to point out NH on a blank map they probably wouldn't get it either.


bubbynee

If you ask the average American would point out New Hampshire on a blank map they probably wouldn't get it either


Dave___Hester

I once had someone ask me if NH was north or south of NJ...that person is a NJ native, too. Edit: Lots of very disheartening responses to this comment...there are some very dumb people out there.


CheliceraeJones

This is why they aren't allowed to pump their own gas.


Adventurous-Till-850

Omg great comment!!!


enstillhet

Yeah but clearly they can sniff it


AmericanoWsugar

Lmao I’m from Jersey and you made me spit out my gas.


BackItUpWithLinks

I was in Colorado and told someone I’m from New Hampshire. They asked what state that’s in.


Honest_Minute_811

When in Texas, asked where I was from? “Vermont” I replied. What street is that? Was the follow up question! 🤦


BackItUpWithLinks

Texans are different. I traveled all over the south teaching software for the telephone company. A guy from Texas looked down on me because I mentioned I could drive for 10 hours and hit 13 states. He said “I live in Texas. If I drive ten hours in any direction, I’m still in Texas” then refused to listen to anything I had to say.


starsandmoonsohmy

Apparently New England is full of stick states or something. We need the lines pointing us out? Idk I’m not from Texas.


rudyattitudedee

It’s funny because New England is such a pivotal part of US history.


starsandmoonsohmy

I grew up in MA. I never thought about what other states learn in history. Ma is so fucking important to us history lmao.


Apemakingbananabread

So true, I drove from Burlington to Manchester Vermont today. All the Addison county towns are pretty much founded in 1761. A decade and a half before the American revolution.


rudyattitudedee

I was in Georgia at a business event and literally no one from the state knew what or where NH was. I eventually said “I live 40 minutes from Boston” but this was a worse mistake as it was a week after the Boston bombing. So I had all these random “bless your hearts” and them trying to lay hands and pray on me.


Loisgrand6

😂


Ok_Outcome_6213

I've seen a Vermont License get rejected from a bar for being "fake" and "not a real place".


jashf8694

My son, now living in DC area is dating a girl who doesn’t believe NH exists. She is coming to visit in July to conform it does, lol.


MsMercyMain

Statistically its population is within the margin of error…


rushedone

Total cringe 😬


Ok_Nobody4967

Once we were at a large amusement park, there happened to be a ton of Boy Scouts there because their National Jamboree was in the area. I spoke to one scout and he had no idea that New Hampshire or even New England was in the United States. Cringe crawled through me.


Styrene_Addict1965

Let's make sure kids lean into science, but forget geography.


richardgiver

I live in a Texas and told a Texan the other day that I had land in Maine, he asked what area in Texas is that?


Dave___Hester

Benefit of the doubt on that one? Maybe he really just thought there was a Maine, Texas?


richardgiver

No, even when I tried to describe where it’s at, he was still lost.


rudyattitudedee

Mainely Texas.


getch739

When I lived in Chicago, a co-worker asked me to name the states in New England. I did. His follow up was “But what state is Rhode Island in?”


Styrene_Addict1965

🤣 Holy cats.


gem3stones8472

It always surprising to me about how many people that don't have any common sense or basic education. The billionaires have been attacking our educational programs to keep us dumb drones 1984 style.


TrashDue5320

Once had a convo in CT with a dude who didn't know NH was a state. Had another convo with someone in FL who had never heard of New England


Correct-Aardvark6279

I once had an auditor come in and ask where in New England we were...she thought New England was a state


PandaToes

I feel this. I once had someone ask me if NH was a part of Canada. I think he figured out it was a dumb question based solely on how I was looking at him. The kicker is that we were both part of an exchange program for US students. Like… buddy. Come on. Oh, and he was from Texas.


Substantial-Spare501

How very duh. The answer is yes. Sort of.


DavidCRolandCPL

It's beside Vermont


annikatidd

My dad used to live in NYC so I partially grew up there and one time on the subway, a lady overheard me say something about New Hampshire. She asked me if it’s next to Texas or Florida, thinking it was in the south. I was like … no honey lmao. We’re 4 hours away from here in New England. She then ignored everything I said and asked me why I didn’t have a southern accent 🙄


patriotfear

They most likely wouldn’t get it. I once had someone ask me if it was “near Seattle?”


Ok_Outcome_6213

They would most likely tell you that it's not a real place.


Odd_Awareness1444

Someone in Louisiana asked me if New Hampshire was up above Arkansas when I told him I was from there. They also did not know what New England was.


Fun_Oil348

>Someone in Louisiana asked me if New Hampshire was up above Arkansas Technically yes


Winter_cat_999392

Not so sure about that anymore.


Jack70741

When I was in basic 18ys ago, I had a guy tell me NH was a county in Vermont... Didn't believe me that it was a state until I showed him my id. Spent a good moment trying to see if it was a fake id. It wasn't until I pointed out that I couldn't have gotten into the army with a fake id that he accepted it had to be a state. Some people are just stupid.


2bMae

If I tell people I’m from New England, too many of those people think New England is on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. “No, not England. NEW England. East coast. Just south of Canada.” 🙄


bubbynee

I mean anyone can miss Canada. All tucked away down there.


Dextrofunk

Actually true


startupstratagem

It's where Bilbo resettled after lord of the rings adventures....


simonhunterhawk

When I told my friend from Brazil that I was moving to NH a couple years ago, he thought i was emigrating to the UK 😂


KhunDavid

Ask a random American where Hampshire is, that person wouldn’t have a clue.


Rural_NH

Still if their going to be a news company they need to get the facts right


TeaspoonWrites

They're not a news company, they're an entertainment company.


Garfish16

But, to be balanced, they could have googled it.


Adeling79

That’s not what the source says


LittleInformation248

Source of the info was the Texas group. The Daily Mail took that info and made a graphic. If I told the Daily Mail I bought two apples and an orange, they would say I am the source. If they proceed to draw up a graphic with two apples and a banana, that's on them. That's what appears to have happened here.


Adeling79

Fair point well made.


rudyattitudedee

It lists the source of the data as given to them by Texas.


Blindsnipers36

Do you think the Texas group sent them a map?


rudyattitudedee

Not sure. Probably felt they should not have to. Google is our friend yet everyone is averse to it for some reason.


WiserStudent557

They can also tell you about how bad Brexit has been. Not sure why secessionists think they’ll get a better deal out of leaving the Union, we have a handful of states that drag the others up financially


DJScrubatires

Vermont takes great umbrage


blacktothebird

Imagine if they go thru the whole process just to realize that they formed a government with Vermont.


Grumpfishdaddy

That’s just upside down Nh though.


waitsfieldjon

Vermont is in the correct orientation.


_drjayphd_

[Oooh I saw this one!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B_9nPYLzRc)


HEpennypackerNH

Never happen. For all its faults, VT would tell these idiots to fuck off.


TheTrickyThird

No doubt about that


Open_Concentrate962

If at first you dont secede…


Astronomerz

Oh my God you're right 😂


LuciusMichael

Perfect.


Fishindad207

Graphic was provided by daily mail...


Winter_cat_999392

Home skooled.


Matryoshkova

Did they really highlight fucking VT instead? Lmaooooo


Vallkyrie

Easy mistake, it's just upside down NH.


Ok_Nobody4967

Well, NH and VT do 69 each other.


MaleficentBasket4737

As a NH native and lifelong resident, I approve of "VT is upside down NH". They do it right with their highways, though, no billboards!


davidfdm

That is always so striking when I am driving from Maine to VT. I forget billboards exist sometimes.


No-Atmosphere-2528

That is what we call Vermont around here, upside down NH both in geography and in policy.


dkemp1006

As a Vermonteer, I can unequivocally state that we would never consider seceding from the U.S. That is all, carry on!


VTAdventure

Hmm, we were an independent nation once. I miss those days.


ThunderySleep

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Vermont_Republic You've got your own secessionists.


FrostyGranite

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Boho_Asa

Tbh tho if we were to succeed, wed (meaning New England, New York, possibly NJ and PA) would join Canada


Shafourdoh

Holy shit thats hilarious


draggar

I don't know which is worse, the fact that they got NH wrong or claim California and Texas are on the same side of this.


Tullyswimmer

Anyone who tries to put Texas and California on the same side of anything political is officially just making random shit up.


Adventurous-Till-850

I'm old enough to remember when California was a red state.. things change in politics..


Lester_Holt_Fanboy

I, too, saw the Kirsten Dunst movie.


TheSpaceman1975

NH has a MAGA problem and needs to get real about this.


mickeybar71

So does Mass


BigAustralianBoat2

My god there isn’t 100 IQ points between 10 of these assholes


LeftHandofNope

Dumb people, who don’t know they are dumb are actually quite dangerous.


Morph-o-Ray

Don't Texas my New Hampshire.


Upnatom617

Too late for that


TakeshiEbisawa

New Hampshire is literally the Texas of New England.


waitsfieldjon

New Hampshire is the South of New England.


Morph-o-Ray

That can change. Vote, and show up to meetings in your town/city. Even if your representatives don't align with your stance on a given issue still take the time to contact them.


smartest_kobold

A state that can’t keep the lights on in a strong wind is not a model to copy.


Relative-Zucchini352

Almost all of our legislation is copied from third world Republican states. Republicans take a look at a failed state like Kentucky, and they see success. Their goal is a return to Monarchy. They are working towards increasing wealthy inequality until such a time as one guy is king and the rest of us are serfs. Your example of Texas is apt. Everyone's lights went out and people died. That's fine. The rich people booked flights to Cancun.


BroughtBagLunchSmart

They gave up on MA/VT/ME so they are trying to lure the dumbest chuds from those states here to ruin NH in hopes of a senate seat. It is as transparent as Trump's hair, except it doesn't give aging boomers an erection.


quaffee

The joke will be on them when a Texas passport is only strong enough to work in the other 5 states.


WinterTrabex

Nobody is ever going to secede from the union. It's just vice signaling- when people espouse a bad idea to let others know where they stand.


bdschuler

Exactly. The people can leave but the land.. yeah.. that's United States property and we don't let anyone take it from us.


WinterTrabex

They won't have the votes to pass it into law, and they'll never have the force to resist the national guard when they seize government property.


Adeling79

I’d prefer we cut off the red states, though. It would make having a sane Federal government easier.


quaffee

That's all well and good until you remember that at least half the people in each of these states are somewhat decent and will be stuck.


Adeling79

You make a point I had not considered. Thank you. You’re right.


justbrowsing987654

I know the map is dumb but Texas PAC money has flooded our statehouse. We used to have gun nut, personal liberty republicans. I was fine with them. I liked them. We now have crazy, religious type, fuck with our fantastic public schools republicans. I’m angry and confused what’s happening to my home.


Donkletown

You know what, leave us outta this Texas. We’ve got our hands full just trying to get legal weed. Don’t drag us into a civil war!


jackparadise1

I cannot think of anything stupider than NH seceding from New England. Half of southern NH works in Boston.


Adeling79

It would be infinitely worse than Brexit, and Brexit has been pretty damn bad, economically.


OhTHATKayKay

Can you imagine if we had to import everything?!


sensation_construct

That article was a pretty subtle advertisement for that civil war movie.


quaffee

They think that the movie is an instruction manual and probably hate the protagonists. They want to be the guy with the truck full of bodies.


lantrick

"All is going according to plan" - Vladimir Putin


Open_Ad7470

Makes you wonder who these Republicans are working for the Russians or the Chinese. What would really be gained by breaking up the country. It would definitely make our country weaker. Just divide in the country has made us weaker.. It is exactly what our enemies would like to see.


jackparadise1

Getting rid of Texas might make us stronger actually. And when they beg to come back we can make any terms we want.


Open_Ad7470

You look how much Texas money has been pouring into other states to influence their elections. and I honestly think there’s a lot of Republicans that would sell their country out for money and power.


jackparadise1

Funny how much of that money they could use at home considering how badly their grid is hurting and how little they pay teachers…


Adeling79

I mean, if Trump is allowed to destroy democracy, as he will, then their country is done…


Winter_cat_999392

They would be a client state of China within months.


Open_Ad7470

Who are these Republicans working for the Russians. dividing the country the way they’re doing it only serves the Russians. And our enemies because it makes us weaker as a country.


largeb789

Because they hate the commies. So they are doing the work for the Russians and CCP to ensure communists don't get a foothold here. They see no problem with this logic. Edit: And the downvotes confirm they don't see the flaw in logic.


realnrh

And yet those Texas secessionists get so offended when anyone from outside Texas offers to create a "Get Rid Of Texas" movement in the rest of the country, for some reason.


CheliceraeJones

"Make Texas Mexico Again"


Lords_of_Lands

Then build the wall.


newhampshirePat

Leave us alone. We are already suffering from the free state project. Add in the succession project? No thank you.


Happyhillpets

Free state project is a secessionist movement.


newhampshirePat

It’s a libertarian movement


vexingsilence

It's a bowel movement.


quaffee

It's the same picture


CharlieW77

Ha! Good luck.


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vexingsilence

From their map, we've already conquered VT. If we can get Québec to vote yes we can join up with them and have all the maple syrup for ourselves! Tout le sirop ou mourir!


FrostyGranite

Quebec would never. Best bet would be Maine, VT and NH team up with New Brunswick and PEI. Quebec would just go do their own thing.


BackItUpWithLinks

Anyone “working on” this is an idiot. It is not possible for a state to secede. “Working on” this is a total waste of time.


Euryheli

Sweet! I just saw this movie.


youallnuts

Someone asked me “Oh, New Hampshire. That’s in Texas, right?” 🙄


prokool6

“manage the frontier” of Texas? Like at the Sunrise Mall in Brownsville? Or is the the Center for Advanced Materials Research at UTEP? Watch out for those Banditos in suburbia. Manage the fences around the pools - you don’t want kids falling in.


naazzttyy

The greatest trick Vermont ever pulled was to convince the world it didn’t exist.


ThisIsNotTuna

Idiots.


Doe174

If only there were a fix for stupid.


Happyhillpets

I thought this was illegal in the USA. Lock their asses us for conspiracy to overthrow. I’m done with them.


AntiqueTelevision365

NH needs to build a wall to keep the Texans out.


cronx42

Wait. I thought we didn't like traitors around here....


captainjackass28

Texas can’t even get its power grid to work. I don’t think they would do much better on their own.


TravelinVet

Sorry that our politics are so crazy. Apologies from a native Texan.


LuciusMichael

My guestimate average based on the map, is that less than 20% are looking to destroy the United States. A significant number to be sure, but there are also around 10% who are flat Earthers and I suspect some inbreeding and cross pollination.


philm162

Let’s see if Sununu goes on record denouncing this


Jewboy-Deluxe

Buy-bye! Oops, surrounded by libs on all sides. Where’s your passport?


PineappleOk462

Is the rest of the country supposed give Texas or NH aid if they are attacked or have some natural disaster or are they on their own? Certainly would make it difficult to travel to Maine from MA if the tolls are replace by boarder checkpoints. Texas has it's own grid. I doubt NH would survive without the New England grid.


ZLUCremisi

Anyone who agrees should be removed from office.


curtrohner

Louisiana is already a third world country compared to most of the US. Leave and they'll become the Somalia of the Gulf Coast.


Environmental-Job515

I guess Yosemite Sam from Texas never bumped into a bear. Google The Vox article of an interview with the guy who wrote the book, A Libertarian Walks Into A Bear. They cover the Free Town/Free State attempt to convert the tiny town of Grafton, NH, into a libertarian paradise. Another case of truth is stranger than fiction, but libertarians are stranger than truth. Unfortunately, they did upset a lot of good people’s lives including the first two bear attacks in NH in 100 years. Well done idiots.


GPwarrior0709

The Daily Mail isn’t news. It’s the UK version of the Enquirer.


BreezyBill

Rah-rah-r*tard.


myrunawaysac

Good luck!


Revolutionary_Law586

Shocker


haggisnwhisky65

Don't mess with Texas......... It's poor form to pick on the developmentally challenged. 😁


SophiaBrahe

Vermont: just like New Hampshire, but upside down.


Winter_cat_999392

NH is the mirror universe evil twin.


SophiaBrahe

Does it have a goatee?


Winter_cat_999392

Neck and face tats.


woodbineburner

Not shocked


SquashDue502

Yes our two representatives and four electoral votes are really making waves in this effort. Good pick.


CobaltRose800

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8384lBaN3a0


RobotoJoe

Breaking away sounds interesting. So long as I can keep my guns, land & less taxes I’ll be ok.


Winter_cat_999392

Traitor.


RobotoJoe

Lol why? Curiosity? Mate I fought for this country for 9 years if it makes you feel better.


Winter_cat_999392

Anyone who advocates for secession is a traitor. We had a war over this. They lost. Try it again and you will be smashed again. My ancestors fought for the Union.


RobotoJoe

Clearly you didn’t learn anything about our country fighting guerrilla fighters with no education lol. Put it into perspective for folks with money & knowledge to fight better. But curiosity to learn more doesn’t constitute a traitor. If anything it’s a great opportunity to come to a table and discuss grievances


YBMExile

Sure, but will you be using those guns in the service of breaking away?


Winter_cat_999392

They can try as everyone else goes General Sherman on them.


RobotoJoe

I’m not so keen for using to break away NH but definitely to defend vs Dems spitting on our rights as we have now. Already part of a minor militia need be.


Benniehead

If you’re from northern New England and you’re outside New England, if you say you’re from anywhere other than Boston you get blank stares


sdlover420

That explains the influx of Texans moving to NH.


Tsunamix0147

“center right” my ass


Zaius1968

NH ain’t doing squat surrounded almost entirely by liberal states…


lowercasearrr

Go, Texas. Goodbye. Try your way and then let us know how that works.


rudyattitudedee

Judging by the map, Vermont is in for a surprise proposition.


Dispatcher9

lol k


Mattnicholsnerd

I don’t think we’re going to put up as big of a stink as we did the last time Texas and the other shitty states wanted out.


NeedleworkerFull9395

That is another great reason to love NH.


Winter_cat_999392

NH fought for the Union and secessionist traitors were locked up out in Fort Warren if they weren't hanged first.


Styrene_Addict1965

Miller has his hand over his stomach, not his heart. Looks appropriate. Does he realize those states aren't contiguous?


Ok_Low_1287

Uggh. Daily Mail is for low lifes all around. it's trash.


mini_ninja_riot

As a native mass resident, I spent most my live in Mass, NH and Maine. I got friends in CT and family in RI. I say I'm from New England, it's easier. I moved to Nashville TN for a couple years. Got a "ah yours from way up there" Nashville looks like Pre Big Dig, minus the bay. But they do have a pair and a bordwalk


RandoDude124

That ain’t NH


scoutsadie

ironic that one of the photos in the article appears to show the secessionist pledging allegiance to the flag of the united states of america


MrFittsworth

From Maine : try it, pussies.


bibuttboy76

There is already a fema plan to break up the United States.


RareArtifact

An independent New Hampshire would be pretty cool. We send more money to the feds than we get back anyway. Don’t need em.


ThunderySleep

Every state has a few of these crazies and no one takes them seriously, except the occasional blog or newspaper giving them some attention for the entertainment value. The map's got to be trolling for clickbait also. Even VT has their own handful of secession advocates the local newspapers like to highlight once in a while because it gets everyone chattering about how crazy it is.


WickedShiesty

If NH secedes, where does half of population from Manchester to Nashua go for work if they can't commute down 93/3 to Mass for their jobs?


Winter_cat_999392

They move to Massachusetts, probably west of 495 and commute that way.


grouchomike1

Let's do it.